Oct 22 2008Lindsay Lohan sued by DUI passengers
Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys in the SUV she drunkenly commandeered to chase down her assistant last year. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro are seeking unspecified damages (Read: We'll settle for a quick mil and/or boob grab.) and described the traumatic incident in their lawsuit. People reports:
"Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed," the lawsuit says. "Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death."
The lawsuit adds: "She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants."
Lohan's attorney, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ.com the lawsuit is "absurd."
"These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in," he says.
"She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants." Okay, now they're laying it on a little thick. Next they're going to say she wore a top hat and monocle and tried to lower Batman into a vat of acid - then kicked a puppy.

Reader Comments
1. Dave - October 22, 2008 9:24 AM
first firesnatch
2. The Penguin - October 22, 2008 9:30 AM
You know nothing of my work superficial writer! For that you shall be dipped in a vat of penguin poo! Wah ah ah!
3. 1WildWolf - October 22, 2008 9:34 AM
She's starting to look like shit again.....
4. Uncle Eccoli - October 22, 2008 9:41 AM
You seriously doubt that she claimed that her celebrity status exempts her from the rule of law? Sued? She ought to be prosecuted.
5. spamfighter - October 22, 2008 9:42 AM
""These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in," he says."
I just wanna say that I like the knobs on the radio
6. True Dat Peeps - October 22, 2008 9:47 AM
"Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed," the lawsuit says. "Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death."
Sounds like a typical night in a LL gangbang-who wants a ride on the "crazy train?" So what's the reason for being so upset?
7. hendero - October 22, 2008 9:48 AM
She should countersue "Jakon" for having a stupid fucking name.
8. The Vessel - October 22, 2008 9:49 AM
Last!
9. confused - October 22, 2008 10:02 AM
I see he "dresses on the right"
10. confused - October 22, 2008 10:02 AM
I see he "dresses on the right"
11. confused - October 22, 2008 10:02 AM
I see he "dresses on the right"
12. Ted from LA - October 22, 2008 10:18 AM
I see dead people.
13. Obama will lose to Palin - October 22, 2008 10:20 AM
"Dante Nigro"...tell me that little fucker didn't get his ass kicked in high school.
With a name like that (and Jakon) they should feel lucky they even got that close to a celebrity.
14. Chenush - October 22, 2008 11:13 AM
ewwwwww What with the grandma shirt?///
ugly.
15. libbi - October 22, 2008 12:14 PM
Does anyone even care about this post-disney ranga muppet anymore?
16. Vince Lombardi - October 22, 2008 1:17 PM
Where are the damages? Can't sue someone if you didn't suffer damages? "Oh, gosh, I was frightened!" If that was actionable, I would sue everyone I saw on the freeway talking on their cellphone.
17. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 2:26 PM
Is that a recent pic? she never had pimples by her lips, before she turn into a labia lover....
18. scott - October 22, 2008 2:27 PM
fags
19. Karl Markhart - October 22, 2008 3:19 PM
If you thought this was bad, Lindsey's dad Michael Lohan has started his own website for his charity boxing match. www.LohanFight.com
20. JT - October 22, 2008 3:34 PM
The only think attractive about her is her eyes. Her implants and orange-y skin are quite disgusting. Also, the fact the she tries too hard to hide her freckles.
21. Randal - October 22, 2008 4:02 PM
It's so good to see you again Lindsay and even after all the time that has gone by since you stopped by at the Fish, you're still looking as beautiful as ever. Your high cheek bones make you glow, as does your stunning smile.
Stay healthy because you look GREAT!
Randal
22. darrenleigh101 - October 22, 2008 10:26 PM
she looks absolutely stunning, she's beautiful girl, love her freckles. back the f*ck-off haters!
23. whatcha mean by name bitches?? - October 23, 2008 12:06 AM
Uh, fucking ugly freckled skank. Everything looks shit on her. She has shitty skin. Fucking hate her, so fucking annoying. Just die already.
24. timmy the dying boy - October 23, 2008 12:11 AM
Q: What's dumber than getting into a car with a driver who's obviously hammered?
A: Doing that when the driver is Lindsay Lohan.
The only possible worse choice is Billy Joel, or any hockey player.
25. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2008 12:32 AM
PLEASE LET HER BEG FOR MERCY, folks!!
(but don't)
26. NY Ted - October 23, 2008 3:04 AM
What LiLo really needs is 3 GIANT PRICKS filling all of her orifices at once!
That would cure what ails her...!!
27. Ananana - October 23, 2008 6:16 AM
meh... she actually looks good. for a change...
28. Helen - October 29, 2008 7:43 AM
Wow..., she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.