Oct 25 2008Kim Kardashian has a birthday party
Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday at Club LAX in Vegas last night. Her sisters were of course there, and can you believe Kourtney had the nerve to show up looking way hotter than Kim? I mean, wow, what a super-bitch. I remember one time my sister showed up to an event looking hotter than me. I was pissed. Sure, maybe, it was her own wedding, and I "allegedly" had my tux on backwards; I'm a person too, Mom and Dad!
P.S. If Grandma tells you I borrowed her car to solicit prostitutes again, she's a lying bag of dementia. - - I went to the strip club.

Reader Comments
1. Duchess Of Dork - October 25, 2008 3:00 PM
D'aw. They're both so plastic and cute.
2. Duchess Of Dork - October 25, 2008 3:01 PM
D'aw. They're both so plastic and cute.
3. ;; - October 25, 2008 3:02 PM
SECOND
4. Zax - October 25, 2008 3:07 PM
Happy Birthday Bubble Butt.
5. Kahlee - October 25, 2008 3:09 PM
No way! Kim looked hotter than Kourtney. Kourtney is like the hieght of a smurf anyway.
6. Get Real - October 25, 2008 3:09 PM
There is no way Kim didn't have a nose job!!! Her siblings all have that plump nose but Kim managed to be blessed with a little pointy nose!!! PLEASE!
7. Guess - October 25, 2008 3:14 PM
#6, Nicky Hilton and Paris? How did Paris get a slimmer nose?
8. yeah - October 25, 2008 3:19 PM
#7, Paris had rhinoplasty as well actually..I know I know, she doesn't seem to be the artificial type :P
9. Judge - October 25, 2008 3:21 PM
They are both ugly.
Fake Fake Fake.
10. happy birthday to you ;) - October 25, 2008 3:22 PM
nah Kim is hotter then Kourtney :D
11. James - October 25, 2008 3:25 PM
Any way we can do away with the Kardashians the same way we (almost) did away with Heidi and Spencer? I'm down with the Heidi in a bikini rule - I don't really think we need a similar rule for the Kardashians...
12. spamfighter - October 25, 2008 3:26 PM
Can someone explain to me why they had to have a 'posing wall' at a fucking birthday party? besides which, these camel-snouted biatches are best left unphotographed, at least, from the neck up
13. alisa - October 25, 2008 3:33 PM
ooo kourtney got new boobies again.. they havent even settled
that younger picture of kim makes it so obvious she had a nose job
14. me - October 25, 2008 3:47 PM
i fucking hate her and her sisters and wish they would all drop dead
FUGLY MUCH?
UGH GET A MANICURE KIM YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORE
15. missy - October 25, 2008 3:50 PM
do they use a sharpie to put on eye liner?
fugly whores
16. Parker - October 25, 2008 4:04 PM
I would fuck either one of these girls in the ass any time but I might need some duct tape to hold Kims ass cheeks apart though. Probably a quart of 10W-40 too.
17. sheeit - October 25, 2008 4:06 PM
God damned fat pigs smell like urine. No talent, boring, can't dance, sucks multiple cocks simultaineously, fucks like shit in porno tape, sings like shit, everything they do turns to shit.
18. John - October 25, 2008 4:07 PM
Moooooo.....
Hope the Old Country buffet didn't go out of business as she probably ate her way through her birthday party
19. i don't do fat pigs - October 25, 2008 4:30 PM
That huge gigantic lard blubber flapjack fat ass weighs over 200 pounds, easily.
20. Shallow Val - October 25, 2008 4:31 PM
Jesus, how many kids did that armenian douche have? All girls, all whore-y. Oh, and though Kim is kinda pretty, her sister is not. She has a nose like Shar-pei.
21. Spencer Pratt - October 25, 2008 4:35 PM
nasty, disgusting, STDs. I wouldn't fuck those whores with YOUR little inchworm. My inchworm stays soft; I take it in the ass, and I'm unable to give cock. Only receive. I've never slept with Heidi.
22. liz - October 25, 2008 4:41 PM
it looks like kim JUST had her eyebrows waxed, like, twn minutes before the pictures were taken.
23. FRIST!!! - October 25, 2008 4:48 PM
Maybe that missing niggerboy is hiding in her buttcheeks.
24. I_AM_*LIMERICK_MAN* - October 25, 2008 5:44 PM
There once was a “starlet” named Kim
With a backside the size of Berlin
She danced with such sass
But got a boot in her ass
From a foot never heard from again
25. boo - October 25, 2008 5:51 PM
She has her "blow job" face on
And there is not a woman alive that would look hot in that ugly dress Kourtney has on
26. maxchain - October 25, 2008 5:54 PM
Eh, Kourtney doesn't look all tha--huh! How long has she had those?...
27. FAke Kim - October 25, 2008 6:09 PM
In that last pic.....it looks like Kim is waiting to get Peed on!!!
To FRIST 4:48....What your mouth & racial slurs fucker!
I dont like her either but no need for racial slurs!
28. charpei - October 25, 2008 6:25 PM
can the real superficial writer please stand up?
i hate it when they have the non funny dude write
29. wowza - October 25, 2008 6:41 PM
kim has obviously had something done to her face...pretty girl but phony as...er her ass... :)
30. bob - October 25, 2008 7:31 PM
There is no way Kim didn't have a nose job!!! Her siblings all have that plump nose but Kim managed to be blessed with a little pointy nose!!! She is so hot!!!!!! Her sexy photos are found on mysportsdate dot com. What do you thik she is doing there>>>>>>>>>>
31. Sara - October 25, 2008 8:01 PM
girls die to look like her and men die to be with her .. U guys r all jealous .. !
32. Yanks wank - October 25, 2008 8:04 PM
Kourtney doesn't look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
33. Yanks wank - October 25, 2008 8:04 PM
Kourtney doesn't look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
34. Yanks wank - October 25, 2008 8:04 PM
Kourtney doesn't look hotter, Kim might be a vapid bimbo (with the hottest boyfriend EVER) but she is more beautiful.
35. Urbanspaceman - October 25, 2008 8:06 PM
Kim's a goddess, perfect in every way.
36. Sheva - October 25, 2008 9:27 PM
Courtney if as dumb as rocks like her bloated ass of a sister, had the cuteness factor in spades over piss on me Kim.
She even looks kind of cute in her tent dress but she had to go and ruin a perfectly nice figure with those damn chest balloons.
Now she looks more like her vapid cunt of a sister.
What a waste.
37. Fernando Narcos - October 25, 2008 9:32 PM
35-Sorry,but 9 out of 10 white guys disagree with you.That cellulite infested mudshark is nasty.
38. lala - October 25, 2008 9:58 PM
Kim get that goddamn hair out your face girl!! Do something with it, pull it bak, i know baby hairs r a pain, but seriously!
39. TheJoker07 - October 25, 2008 10:16 PM
Damn she's hot!
40. TJ - October 25, 2008 10:17 PM
Eeeew. A smelly Armenian who loves African pee pees.
41. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:26 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
42. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:26 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
43. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:26 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
44. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:26 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
45. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:26 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses.
46. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:27 PM
31, 35... 39....obviously kim...
sweetie.. get a life.
just write "kim" instead of making names up.
you're fake as hell
like the other poster said, who the hell poses at their B'day party? proves what an attention ho ya are.
pathetic
you arent a celebrity... your step-dad is.
ya got peed on
and you're (SO OBVIOUSLY) desperate
plus.. 28.. shouldnt you be married with kids and settling down by now?
you arent 21 sweetiepie :)
kisses... i love spam! ;o)
47. simplicity - October 25, 2008 10:28 PM
i hate when this site posts about these people.
48. Lisa - October 26, 2008 12:56 AM
I just wanna know what kinda drugs they are on, all chingy-eyed like that.
49. pedant - October 26, 2008 1:47 AM
i don't know why exactly, but i'd absolutely love to ejaculate on her face
50. l - October 26, 2008 1:51 AM
Sara, who died to look like kim? Ive never heard of anybody dying cos they wanted to look like her. She's all makeup baby! And still not perfection!
I won't say she's full on ugly, but she isn't exactly someone who, when you see, you think "wow I wish I looked like her!"... Maybe for like 0.13 miliseconds, but then you realize she is a complete make up blob desperado loser, who quite OBVIOUSLY thought she could reach Paris Hilton's level of fame (love her or hate her, bitch is famous) by copying the exact same thing that Paris did (sex tape, reality show, blah blah blah). And now she isn't even friends with Paris, she was obviously just using Paris for publicity, that she barely even got. & I mean, who debuts themselves to the world by showing us all a tape of her getting pissed on?? Who in their right mind thought that would be cool? She is just desperate & it shows! And she CLEARLY has no friends either! You only EVER see her with her family! Says something about her attitude me thinks. SELF-ABSORBED LOSERRRR!!
Dare I say it, I hate the KKK's more than Paris, more than Lohan, more than *GASP* HEIDI & SPENCER. So there. I said it.
51. Lee Nolastname - October 26, 2008 2:18 AM
Are you serious? She looks like a Native American after I hard night-turned to morning-out. Trust me I would know. If by hot you mean wrinkled and weathered than ya she's "hot"! Kim is still a hot ass mama, but you can't compare her to her siblings...it's not rite. Some just got more breast milk than the rest. By the way those are extensions...ya I know you'r secret honey!!!
52. lazy troll - October 26, 2008 2:36 AM
first yuo bitches
53. timmy the dying boy - October 26, 2008 2:39 AM
#41-46:
Stop hitting the "Post Your Comment" button. Once will do, have a little patience.
That said, it's obvious to me that those two rather swarthy girls must spend a fortune on waxings. Everything from the toes to the bushy eyebrows, and especially the mustache.
54. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 26, 2008 4:41 AM
Another year older.......... another year of trying to keep 80 pounds of ass-lard from drooping down her fat-assed thighs.....her tits wont be far behind. She should look like a fistful of squeezed pizza dough by her 30th..........
55. simplicity - October 26, 2008 9:10 AM
@ 53.....timmy...
it was done on purpose.
i have plenty of patience.
i just happen to hate seeing posts about this nobody
and i know she reads the posts.
(if you looked you'd see a comment on 46 at the bottom)
56. timmy the dying boy - October 26, 2008 10:44 AM
OK, but I only read the first one. Good reason though, but I doubt someone as high-bred as KK wold hang around this rat's nest. We can always hope though.
57. wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole - October 26, 2008 10:44 AM
nasty, crusty, filthy, desperate, attention whores, mudsharks, they have no talent at all, no friends at all, can't dance, everything they do they do like shit, with all that flapjack lardass mess kk weighs about 200 pounds. She's a little fat-ass, dead fuck, urine drinker. these sluts are not worth fucking, there are better looking women everywhere who aren't fake and who don't smell like urine. What kind of nasty pig would fuck a nasty pig like the kardashian skanks?
NASTY SLUTS
58. jenny - October 26, 2008 10:44 AM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
59. juju - October 26, 2008 10:48 AM
kims mouth is so disgustingly huge, she can suck 5 cocks at once.
See!? She does have talent after all! Kim sucks several cocks at once!
She is good for something after all!!!
60. asdf - October 26, 2008 10:52 AM
Kim found something she is good at. That huge ass mouth can be used to store numerous cocks. Indefinitely. Now she can have an income and stop living off of other peoples earnings. Wonder how much she has mooched off of Reggie Bush? Poor guy, talented athlete, piss poor at picking women.
By the time Kim turns 35 she will weigh in at over 300 pounds. Crusty slut!
61. SB - October 26, 2008 1:05 PM
Wow, now Kim is even copying Paris' wonky eye? What the fuck is wrong with this girl?
62. Danklin24 - October 26, 2008 4:11 PM
I agree that Kourtney is normally hotter than Kim, but not in these pics, no way.
63. jaden - October 26, 2008 6:15 PM
Neither of them are hot. Unless hot means pissing on them during sex, boring coversations with intellectual midgets and flapjack rolls of lard fat to get lost in. Theres nothing interesting, nor hot, about the vapid kardashians.
64. Jamie's Uterus - October 26, 2008 6:15 PM
See the last pic - I think she did that face in the porn tape. Big lips, closed eyes, open mouth, yup, we saw it. I'm not sure if it was before or after that black guy pissed on her though.
65. springs - October 26, 2008 9:08 PM
Good reason though, but I doubt someone as high-bred as KK wold hang around this rat's nest. We can always hope though.
totally agree, i think all the sports fans @ sportinglove.c o m will love it..........
66. blizzy - October 27, 2008 12:43 AM
And why is she considered a celebrity again? I could see if she was a well-known lawyer like her late father, but she literally is nothing. Just a girl with a ridiculously fat ass, a horrid voice, and little acting talent (she couldn't even act well in a reality porno...)
I think her and Elisabeth Hasselbeck should be sent to the antarctic permanently to study that whole polar bear thing...they can just send emails, no need for pictures, video, or voice.
67. JT - October 27, 2008 1:14 AM
she better stop getting plastic surgery soon her face is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein
68. Sara - October 27, 2008 5:23 AM
are you kidding? kourtney looks like a shaved monkey.
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70. Jen - October 27, 2008 11:35 AM
No way Kourtney looks better than Kim. The dress & the hair are terrible. Kim may be a whore, but she's gorgeous.
71. Nancey - October 27, 2008 1:15 PM
Kim must have gained weight again because she is wearing a loose dress or she did not feel like wearing her industrial girdle. Girdles are definitely uncomfortable. Kourtney must have gained weight too because she is wearing a maternity dress that does not show her figure. It's too bad Kourtney's breast implants gave her huge ugly stretch marks on both her breasts. How sad that they have no talent and will eventually have to do porn again to get noticed in the media. Here are pics of Kim before and after her nose and breast implants.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants
72. Rachel - October 27, 2008 1:44 PM
#31
Only females with low self esteem are jealous of Kim. Think about it; Kim got famous for doing porn with her boyfriend that claims he loves fat chicks like Kim. Kim had a nose job and breast implants and has to rely on photo shop and girdles to improve her body. Kim also lacks continuous motivation to eat right and exercise regularly. Kim also lacks a good education and has nothing to fall back on after the reality show ends. Kim is also self absorbed and a compulsive liar because Kim claims she never had any cosmetic surgery or relies on girdles. I look at Kim and I am grateful that I have a great education, great career, great body, great hobbies, and I also do humanitarian work for the elderly.
73. mytwocents - October 27, 2008 2:34 PM
They both have had plastic surgery in my opinion.
Kim with her nose for sure the other parts perhaps but i can't be sure 100% the nose i am 100% sure. I mean click on her 14 yo self pic and their noses are COMPLETELY different one is wide and normal and her new one is so tiny
The implants on their bodies i mean YIKES
lol about the sharpie for eyeliner comment
I mean she is pretty but ever since she came into the public eye it's for one bad thing after another SAD
74. Switch - October 27, 2008 3:45 PM
Kourtney is way hotter than Kim
too bad she's dating a douchebag
75. Helen - October 29, 2008 4:49 AM
Wow..., she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.