Oct 1 2008Kim Kardashian voted off Dancing with the Stars

first?

FIRST.

C ya fat ass.

ha ha porky!

It's now 100% proven that she sucks in bed.

"Finish that big gulp". Funny stuff. And appropriate.

Does this mean that we'll see her poop for sale on eBay again?

And sadly, she never really learned how to shake that ass!

A funny review I read yesterday which pretty much sums up everything we all feel toward her...

And then there's Kim Kardashian. Of all the people who have ever been passed off as “stars” who are not “stars,” none is less of a star than Kim Kardashian, who has a reality show about herself but has no other conceivable excuse for “stardom.” The transforming of oneself into a gossip brand in spite of having no actual claim on anyone's attention is an old game now, but the world already has a Paris Hilton, and is already trying to make her go away. Kardashian is likely to be slightly less obnoxious than Ross and will probably stay longer, but the encouragement of her rise to inexplicable fame is the show's biggest misstep of the year, in terms of its obligations as a citizen of the world.

There's not an area on that body I wouldn't probe!

Ugh... barf me a river.

I actually had the misfortune of watching that episode because I normally love dancing shows. OMG what an embarassment! My dog can shake his ass better than that and it's not even the size of a hot air baloon either. I mean how hard could it be, the thing probably wobbles like mad anyway just by walking!

Ahhh. Such a beauty. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

NO THANKS..................................I'll walk, folks!!

Let's face it; dancing with the stars is a popularity contest among second-rate celebs. This is proof that KK is not relevant, and we should stop talking about her. So she has a great big ass? Aren't we over it by now?

This news is very disappointing.

I really wanted to find out how much of that weather-balloon ass she was going to shave off, by actually exercising for the first time in her barely-justifiable life.

Well, off to the donut-store she goes.

She should have shown her ass off more. She might have gotten more votes. The ass is the only reason that she was on there.

I'm just saying, maybe a butt cheek slip every now and then, and I might have dialed in for her. c'est la vie.

Who?

That was fucking horrible.

Oh no! Don't worry Kim....you didn't get to work that ass off.....Maybe a sale at Lane Bryant will cheer you up!

Hottest chick on the planet.

No justice! No Peace!

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My pussy smells like two lawn and leaf size garbage bags filled with large curd cottage cheese.

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And in one fell swoop DWTS food budget was cut nearly in half....

And in one fell swoop DWTS food budget was cut nearly in half....

My pussy smells like poop and my butthole smells like pee. What is happening?

wow, she looks great. too bad she's out.

dancing the mambo to fucking rap? i think lawrence welk just rolled over in his grave and sir mix-a-lot is loading his gun. Jesus, the dog show is more exciting that this shit.

Hopefully we will be seeing less of the no talent porn star media whore Kim Kardaskank. She is not wearing her super girdle today.

So people finally couldn't take it anymore. The fat rolls bouncing around on their screens had caused them to vomit enough. My question is, when will Kim Kardashian realize that she is FAT and vomitous, and not just in her ass?

She's a {{creepy-fuck}}

But even Creepy Fucks can be fun fucks

Jackson, I thought you killed yourself......dammit.

Douchie, stop pretending.

HIllbilly=seeking rough's attention,,,,just like a bitch!

Douchie = seeking the penisballs. Just like the self hating, log cabin republican he is.

Have you American women looked in the mirror lately? most of you are fat and if your skinny there is no difference in inches from your waist to hip, not to mention a flat ass. who are you kidding? i went to college in the states and your women are so unattractive, it's very rare to see an attactive one with a nice figure...this is a fact.

@25...I'm sorry but that's just funny shit.

Just die already you fug pornwhore, America, with the exception of a few faggots and tubby bitches, hates your fat ass. Time to go back to getting filmed suckin some murderer's lil bro's mudstick, or you could just die. Please die.

That song is really appropriate haha.
Too bad it sucked.

37

MAJOR LOL! THANKS!

35

It is rare in the US to see females of all ages with a nice fit body and no cosmetic surgery. Most get breast implants like Kim and rely on body shapers.

size 27 in her dreams

#35

You are the same fat chicks that hates skinny and fit chicks.

@ miss
honey im 6.2 35 26 38 im sure thats a bit of a difference and im not fat bitch and yes ive got a bubble butt that doesnt sag i was born with it honey i need not purchase the goods. im 23 and my tits are c cups and look amazing im so sorry but kim is not the shit so get out her ass crack already without her makeup the bitch looks busted and resembles a two dollar prostitute. thank you come again. she cant dance or fuck. i felt like calling her ass up when i saw the tape and give her sex advice because she just sat there like a victim/ killer whale. and yes i can dance. no im not hating on her because of reggie. the man is whack this season his chedder aint sittin that high. and apparently hes pussy whipped by expired pussy so that means his dick game aint too tough ya dig? sir mix alot should have executed that hoe on the spot. and guess why she cant shake that ass america? its fake!! GASP!! duh if that was her shit she could made one ass cheek jump no prob, her ass would jiggle when she walks, not sit there like a pound of silicon putty. so really get a grip on worshiping people like christ, love your self and respect those who earn it. stop being to retarded. im glad the bitch cried. and i hope she plays her self out to the point she disappears forever

she have ass only for show. She can't move it. Time for that 'spic to get the fuck out.

@ finally aka #43

Pics? anyone can type numbers up but where's the pics to prove it?

She had no business on that show to begin with. 300 lb-er Warren Sapp gets around much better 'cause he has less blubber.

KK = LARD ASS, MUDSHARK

#43

I'm sure you look hot but 38 inch hips on a short chick like Kim would be considered fat.

#43

You sound like a sexy amazon! I'm 6'5 and you woud be perfect!

She says this was the best experience of her life? Even better than being pissed on by a D-list rap star wannabe and then being pimped on tape?

I still dream of having her bare ass fart directly into my face with my nose and lips about 1 inch from her anal cavity.

youuuuuuuuuuuu cannnnnnnnnn seeeeeeeeeeeeee herrrrrrrrrrrrrr BUTTPAD THROUGH HER PANTS.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

I've never heard her speak before.

Looks pretty good, sounds like Paris.

Off the list as of now. Unless I've got a spare sock to hand.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

Not surprised considering the average age for this show is like 70. No one under 50 gives a rats ass about her, and few people under 50 do either. Seriously, her claim to fame is wearing a butt pad, coming across as a lazy bitch on a contrived reality show, and then getting pissed on and sucking a wanna-be rapper's cock on video. Wow, real skills there.

Now go away and leave us along you talentless skeezer.

#4 hahahha yeah.

Really, call something a mambo and then dance it to Sir Mix a Lot? good grief.

Should've been Cloris Leachman. Kim had so much potential. I've lost what little respect I ever had for this show.

She basically just pranced around with no personality, energy or excitement. Her sex tape was just as dull. She just wants to stand there, do nothing, and win. I think its great an 82 year old got further than her.

I guess its back to being a human urinal cake? When will the next sex tape be 'found'...by her mother and sold on the internet?

Kim is famous for her butt girdles. Kim should have wore tight dresses that expose her butt girdle. People were only interested in her to see what type of butt girdle she was wearing. Other than that, Kim is a worthless no talent media whore.

Wow, her dad was one of OJ's original "Dream Team" lawyers, eh? He died five years ago of cancer I think it was; so that means he's been gobbling Satan's cock for a long time now. Oh my!

Love you're show Kim-Kim!

@ #50 if that ever happens, you better have a towel ready.

She cried when they voted her off. Aww, poor little skank.

@ 35 &43...
Just wait until your dumb fucking asses are implanted with our US made chips you fucking idiot cunts then we will see how much you like our "fat and ugly" country. You wont talk shit about us after we fucking own your ass.
wow 6'2 huh...YOU ARE A DUDE OBVIOUSLY.
who WISHES he has fucking tits because he cant touch his mothers anymore.

Oh and Kims big ol booty is obviously fake....since...ITS GONE IN THESE PICS.

Get a grip you fucking idiots.

The big gulp part was way too funny. The "dancing", not so funny.

Well there goes my reason for watching the show.

@ 61
lol first off if im a dude you was sucking my dick and balls last nite biatch!, i let you figure the shit out.... im just a really tall woman you cunt, yes ive played sports all my life. no im not a dyke im bi so that makes me part time dyke, not that it matters im married, and it goes down in the sack the more the merrier. and its apparent that you have a little dick, never even fucked anything aside from your preadolescence palms and and possess this potent Napoleon complex, since your foolish to believe women taller than you are men, note that i most likely can beat your ass like one, know that i have ovaries lol, im sexy and you couldnt even taste my shit. im sorry your dick is two inches. however i will take the option to cosign that kims body is all fake, and that americans are fucked if this is all were focused on. and hell if this economy and nuke threats doesnt bury america first ill hola about that brain chip your discussing. Ps you make a pretty little bitch. next time raise you hand to speak. you enjoy your pearl necklace? it was fitting on you

@ 61
lol first off if im a dude you was sucking my dick and balls last nite biatch!, i let you figure the shit out.... im just a really tall woman you cunt, yes ive played sports all my life. no im not a dyke im bi so that makes me part time dyke, not that it matters im married, and it goes down in the sack the more the merrier. and its apparent that you have a little dick, never even fucked anything aside from your preadolescence palms and and possess this potent Napoleon complex, since your foolish to believe women taller than you are men, note that i most likely can beat your ass like one, know that i have ovaries lol, im sexy and you couldnt even taste my shit. im sorry your dick is two inches. however i will take the option to cosign that kims body is all fake, and that americans are fucked if this is all were focused on. and hell if this economy and nuke threats doesnt bury america first ill hola about that brain chip your discussing. Ps you make a pretty little bitch. next time raise you hand to speak. you enjoy your pearl necklace? it was fitting on you

Sooo, whose remaining then?

It's alright Kim, there's always the O.J. Jury, there will always be a place for you there.

You go girl.

"This is the fifth anniversary of my fathers death, and I guess that's probably for the best because this was just one more way I would have disappointed him, and I think he would have surely died of shame by now anyway, if he could see what I've become. At least I'm not Khloe, though."

Oh yes, the day that sleazy defense attorney who helped OJ Simpson and other rich guilty people like him get off innocent finally died of cancer like he deserved should be a holiday. Maybe there is a God after all...

I'm glad she cried, too. =D

Some women can look smokin' hot in jeans. Obviously some can't.

Plus...

she smells like urine
she's a mudshark
she has no talent whatsoever
she has huge, nasty flabby, flapjack ass and her feet are like cow hooves
she's a dumbass

The Kardashian skanks are looking into new ways to scam people out of their money. But they're too good to have to work. As in jobs.

There's nothing hot, or special, about the cow aka Kim Kardashian. She thinks she has legions of adoring fans that will carry her through life and send her money to live like a rock star all her life. The sisters too.

Their father hit it big as an attorney and if the girls had a work ethic they would have attended law school, or medical school. Or high school even. I'd be shocked to learn the girls actually graduated from high school. Too much work for the lazy slobs.

I hope the 3 fat nasty Kardashian skanks read the messages loke these, or have a child read to them.

Why is everyone so angry lol I could never get even slightly worked up over any celebrity, much less Kim Kardashian.

I am 24, 105 pounds, 5'7 with full perfect natural C's - I think she has an amazing body and I would die to look like her (and I am a model). Calling her fat is hilarious to me! Those of you who make those comments are so fat and deperate -

I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble but feom running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don't think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.

I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble but feom running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don't think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.

I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble butt from running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don't think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.

I am a white girl born and raised in miami. For the record I am 28 with a slim waist and curvy but shapley hips. I have a bubble butt from running and going to the gym since I was a teen. Please don't think all white women have unattractive bodies. Thanks.

She's got some smokin' hot curves.

#78 - Jaimee

Get at me, I have a fetish for shapely white women. Trust that I know there are exceptions to that common stereotype!