Oct 31 2008Kim Kardashian is 'Wonder Woman with a Cellulite Problem'

This wonder woman's too fat to fly.

Tits McGee

Ick

First?

She looks like she's wearing a diaper. Seriously, whose butt actually looks like that??? NOT NATURAL!!!

Dammittttttttt

I'd still splooge all over her giant BOOBS and nose.

I'd still lick it

She has so much makeup on...she looks liek a drag queen!

Her ass looks like a feces diaper filled to capacity!
Make it look real next time Kim.

The boots ar ehot but not the butt

Que culo tan más feo! HORRIBLE!

That looks TERRIBLE--whats up with the black leggings? I will take Lynda Carter circa 1975 to 1979 (click on my name for picture of her) over that skank ANY DAY

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

who cares about the ass: look at her back fat!

It's true, wonder women never wore black tights. It's pretty sad when you choose black tights instead of nude one because your thighs are so massive and dimpled. The black tights make this outfit look stupid.

Seriously, if this is your idea of fat, then you guys - the writer included - have a seriously FUCKED UP ideal of women. Kim's body is perfect and proportioned. She's not a stick. You can't fuck a stick!

There's gotta be WAY more than 50 stars on that flag...

The second piece of this costume is her floating face down in the Potomac right?

Although I love Kim's butt...big white stars on a blue background are not something Kim should ever put on her butt and definitely not with boots that have long white lines on them that lead up to her butt, and BLACK stockings??? Who's responsible for that??? Maybe she was trying to make her butt recede.....shouldn't she have worn nude stockings like Linda Carter? The guy in pic 10 looks like he's about to insert something into her butt, and the tip of it just startled her...hmmmm, not a bad pic at all.

Fuck, I hate this filthy slag. That fucking Hottentot lump out back makes me gag!

Pic 8 looks like a wax figure.

Fuck her body, what's up with the drag queen make-up? She's like one of those girls you take home from the club and then find an imprint of their face on the pillow in the morning.

All this hoopla around her is preventing my love muscle to be hypertrophied...

I usually agree w/ you a/b Kim Kardashian, but you may be reaching this time... Aside from the overdone-as-usual make-up (which is excusable b/c it IS Halloween), for once I think she looks great! Good costume, looks like she lost some weight and/or the corset is very flattering, and her ass DOES appear to be in it's natural state (due the absence of clothing material that would usually be present to cover-up her butt pad). Well done, Kim!!!

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE *nipples touch*

Notice how the vast majority of KK haters are female? Can you spell J-E-A-L-O-U-S-Y? Calling all you flat-chested, flat-assed, beauty-challenged mean girls out there: the fact of the matter is that this gal is a total stunner - don't argue about it, just accept it, because that's just the way it is.

And as for the fruitcake who runs this blog: dude, are you sure you're totally hetero? For all your macho bluster, I have to question your taste in women - because the ones you seem to like are all the same ones that the queers over at TMZ get excited about. Come out of the closet, already.

lol! Her ass looks weird as usual lol!

I can picture her in a crouchless outfit like this in rough's lair!!

dude ur not funny bring back the old superficial writer!!

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I'm a dude but perhaps any negative comments about Kim is because they wish they could be famous for doing porn, wearing butt girdles, being a worthless no talent reality show chick, and being a compulsive liar. Also they wish they got breast implants and a nose job like Kim too. Finally they wish they could eat a lot like Kim and be fat too. I suspect your girlfriend is fat like Kim and has to wear butt girdles too.

True Story. I lived in Las Vegas long enough that they named a VIP booth after me at Jaguar's. Not uncommon for me to bring home a stripper (or two...or four) afterhours, then have to blearily drag myself into the office still wired but drained, then have to take clients out after work to begin it all again.

We were pitching clients once, and one of 'em wanted it hardcore. You get a sense of it after the first few times, you know that someone is just away from the wife and looking to take it to the hole, big time. This guy'd already burned through half a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green, a week's worth of white, and probably a grand of my cash getting his lap washed. But he kept saying he wanted "Wonder Woman."

So I called my favorite service, and had them send Wonder Woman over. Went back to his hotel room, and waited. Sure enough, Wonder Woman actually shows up. In costume. And she's black! With a small dick bulge in his/her blue shorts! Uh, okay... She put on a so-so floorshow for us, then I watched my client get his four inch dick sucked for 20 minutes. I saw her look back at me, with my monster in my hands, and I could swear that I saw what "penis envy" looks like that night. I blasted, it was one of the hottest looks I've ever seen in my life!

It comes flooding back to me when I look at KarDAT-ASSSSShian, I might have to book it to the Executive Washroom in a second to clear my brain!

hahahahahahahaha!!!! crouchless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, rough daddy, you never ever fail at, well, not failing!!!!! hahahahaha!! What a douche!!

Oh, and Kims a hairy gypsy whore..

The whole aire of self importance really fucks me off with this bird.

Big titties.. ok
Big backside.. ok

If she used a decent "homemade tape" to put her name out... fucking hell, what has the world come to when this is the way people get famous... then my skank-o-metre wouldn't be permanently stuck on the "rotten oyster" reading. However, she released a fucking terrible video, just terrible. If you are literally going to sell yourself out, have some respect and do it in some style.

The annoying thing is.. she always looks rather smashable so it's tough to completely curse her out. HOWEVER... she is basically a terrible pornstar who has somehow forced herself onto the public. Is that fair?

what a hate filled post. no one like your joker costume today or something?

I'd hit it.

Is this the real veggi or just another imbecile?

You guys are all haters!! And jealous obviously. Hey Ik, how fat are you, you stupid fuck? You're on your computer all day because you are too fat to go out in public, cause you know what we all do to fat people, we laugh at them and throw sticks, cause clearly you don't deserve to live unless you are thin. Right? isn't that what eveyone on here pretty much says? Hey Superficial writer, how about adding a space in comments for photos of commentators? Then we can really see who the fat piece of shit mother-fuckers are, now wouldn't we? You are all so brave behind your monitors.

ugh I hate when fat chicks wear spandex. why can't there be someone actually sexy on this page for Halloween? Mariah, Kim and Heidi look like garbage compared to Marissa Miller. if fish won't post someone pretty he could at least post somebody classy

PIc #8 - Looks like some guy's hand is cramming something up her ass.

Not her mom, I think that's her monster-sister Kourtney.

The one and only-

and # 36, you're weird..

anyone talk to FRIST today??? Jimbo? p0nk? You guys heard from her??

The very definition of HIGH MAINTENANCE.

There once was a “starlet” named Kim
With a backside the size of Berlin
She danced with such sass
But got a boot in her ass
From a foot never heard from again

I thought kim is a gypsy whore, why do you care, if shes crouchless in my fantasies.? btw im not typing to you unless u hand over those pics...

i hate this whore and cant wait for her to die

@42

You're pretty brave yourself, there, fattie.

well, at least I've confirmed what I've thought all along about the writer of this blog: he's a big fucking nerd (comic book fan?).

And I'm pretty sure we could use her bottoms to make the biggest American flag in the US...that thing is re-dunk-ulous.

Anywho, if it weren't for the fact she likes the Alabama Black Snake, I'd hit it. She's a pretty girl w/ real boobs...you can tell from her Playboy pics.

rough daddy-

1.) it's crotch less, not crouchless. Sound it out..

2.) why the fuck do you keep asking for pictures?? Isn't gonna happen there crouchless tiger..

Hey #21 , If Kim's body is so perfectly proportioned, why the black tights?

Kim should have dressed up as urinal for halloween.

passerby: "Great costume, Kim!"
Kim: "Wait, is it halloween?"

Why is that everyone who rants on about Haters always sounds like they're typing with spit on their screen?

Anyway, she doesn't need your love #42, you spittle-specked fuck. She has enough love for herself to sustain herself indefinitely.

wearing those black leggings is like saying "I'M A FAT CUNT AND I KNOW IT"

She's not now but she's gonna look awful in 10 years

too much maintenance, too much makeup, too much shaved eyebrows

I'd still do her, but I'm just sayin, in 10 years, it's gonna be a clown show

I'm appalled ... that she wore tights.

And #42: Kimmy? Is that you? We all know you read Teh Superficial.

Whats the matter you cant over look a slight typo? Im asking for pictures because i want to weight you on the scale of ugliness. That will enable me to either heckle you on this site or kiss your heiny....

Oh, dont even pretend you don't think she's hot.

If you could get a girl like this, you'd have better things to do than sit around in your underwear writing some blog. If -I- could get a girl like that, I'd have better things to do than sit around here in my underwear RESPONDING to some blog.

Veggi and Rough Daddy will you two finally fuck each other, and quit your bickering.

Noticeably absent is her Lasso of Truth. I wouldn't mind using that on her just to see how she answers to "Do you wear ass lifters?"

Hey Cliff- go play with Norms balls..
Rough Daddy, it isn't a typo when you do it twice..
Kim is a smelly hairy gypsy whore..
It can't be said enough..

Oh wait... there it is. I almost didn't notice it behind that enormous ass cheek.

#59 you're clearly a basement dwelling troll and no woman with any amount of class is going near you, you illiterate fuck.

haven't heard from frist today, but i did briefly last night.

Normie says they are to sore from you humming on them.

Jesus. 66- it's "too", not "to"..... did you all eat retard sandwiches for lunch??

Thanks p0nk!! That's good news..

Hey veggi? Would you rather it be your steam vegetables in that "crotchless panties" instead of KIm? Boy that language with you,,,what are you going as Halloween? a sewer rat?

Who is this? I mean, I know who Wonder Woman is....

FIrst of all gender bender! lets get the definition of troll on this site, thats someone who assume another nickname right? well I have yet to see the person id like to mimic, or give the satisfaction too..Ill bet your whole purpose in like is to serve as a warming to others...

As I've said, I've given it some serious thought and do believe it's physically possible to buttfuck Kim Kardashian. First she'd have to bend over a heavy sofa or table, then grasp the panties on the left side and draw them down as far as possible taking care not to get your hand caught between the skin and elastic. Next, walk around to her right side and repeat the same action, drawing the panties down as far as possible. Now repeat this process until one ass cheek is fully exposed. Before exposing the other side, take your duct tape, stick the leading edge to a long handled, flat bladed instrument such as titanium fly swatter. Press this as far into the exposed crack as possible and using a jerking motion, affix the tape to the inside face of the exposed ass cheek. Now PULL. Draw the cheek open. Don't worry, she won't even feel it. Just pull for your life and when you get this side open, throw a couple wraps around her leg (you may need an assistant.) Once you've got one side open the next is a little easier. Lower the panties on the other side to expose the other cheek and repeat the procedure. When you're done, take a step back to admire your handiwork. You should be able to see her asshole in there somewhere now. Tell Kim she's hot but try not to laugh. This will calm her down. If she gets agitated it's possible one of her ass cheeks could flinch and break the leg it's attached to. When you're sure she's calm, pour a liberal amount of KY down the valley between her cheeks and wait for it to soak in. This will take less than five minutes. Finally you want to liberally smear your cock with a long-acting lubricant such as that engine oil with the teflon beads in it. That stuff will ruin your engine but it's just the right thing for buttfucking Kim. Don't spare the stuff either. Pour some into her crack too. Then just step in behind her and shove your cock in her ass. Due to the depths involved you will not be able to get the entire shaft inside but you should be able to penetrate far enough to enjoy yourself. Encourage her not to talk by telling her you've got a few old birthday cakes in the kitchen and don't know what to do with them. This will get her drooling and her mouth will get too wet to speak. After you blow your load in her ass, make sure to remove your cock slowy. Exiting too rapidly after long exposure to such crushing depths can create nitrogen bubbles in your blood that can cause crippling pain and even death. After you're done and before you leave you should release her asscheeks. The process is slightly dangerous though so take care and do it right. Standing well to one side and at arms length, use a sharp knife to cut the duct tape at the point where it approaches the hip. You will not have to make the entire cut. Eventually the cut you make will shred apart and the tape will let go with a furious snap. Watch out for the live end of it or you'll be going home with a good bruise. Wait till the first cheek stops moving before walking around to the other side. Now you want to cut this side the same way you did the other but be ready to clap your hands over your ears. What's going to happen is once released this cheek is going to slap into the other and create a pressure wave capable of rupturing your eardrums. After both cheeks are free so are you. Congratulations, you fucked Kim Kardashian in the ass and lived to tell the tale!

Well, Parker, if you can still maintain a boner throughout all that you're a better man than I. But then I'm not a man. And I gave up after the bit about the fly swatter.

what do you expect? Monkeys love a huge ass.

Can #73 feel good about himself as he isnt even amn enough to be overtly racist? He has obviosuly been punked by some black guy and harbors his resentment frmo the anonymous safety of the internet like some overweight, little dicked internet geek who could pull a bitch like Kim with a million dolars.

She is a piece of ass adn I would cruch it bareback AND give her a rim job

She 's so disgusting on so many levels. No talent, fat ass, can't act, sing, dance, model or tell jokes. She can only spread her legs and open her mouth wide for well endowed black men, film it, then lie about it.

I think she wore black tights for all the reasons stated, but also to cover up the fact that she did not shave her ass and leg hair. Remember, she is Armenian, and most likely has an unwanted hair problem. If you saw her fake 'porn', you'd see what I mean.......

She's pretty...but...you can tell she's at that age where her metabolism is starting to slow and eating like teenager (all the carry out, etc) is starting to catch up to her. Any muscle she has is turning into fat or something like it. While I love curves and am a curvey girl myself I can't quite say that this costume is horribly complimentary to Ms. Kardashian. Cover up a little, will ya! Especially below the hips!!

#42

I am a hot looking fit professional woman. I work out regularly and eat in moderation. I feel sorry for Kim because she is misguided and her life will eventually go downhill. She truly has nothing to offer the American people and sets herself up easily for obvious put downs.

Doesn't look that pretty. Looks fake.

I'm a female and I admit I am very skinny with a small chest. I love the way I look. I do think Kim is massive and It has nothing to do with jealousy. I think women look better skinny and not fat. Most men I know feel the same way I do. Not all men love big ass' and fatty tits.... Just like not all women want tan muscular men.

Can you imagine the effort to get herself tucked back into that costume should she have to use the bathroom?

Can you imagine the effort to get herself tucked back into that costume should she have to use the bathroom?

She could have worn nude colored pantyhose if she had that much cellulite to cover.

She looks like she's wearing a diaper 1!!!! It is said she is dting friends on a sports dating stie ==mysportsdate.com---- She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

Damn she's hot.

Luscious lips, great tits and a shiny round ass...I'd totaly do her!

RA-RA to #78!! I agree completely. I may not be a super model, but I am a very attractive and physically fit professional woman.

What I hate is that she gives a bad example to young women. Put out a sex tape, act like an idiot and be famous. In the very least she could dress well. But she doesn't.

Very few people have perfect bodies... we all have some small flaw or another. But you dress to show off your best assets and hide the worst ones... not the other way around.

It is just so annoying how she rarely EVER wears anything that fits PROPERLY !

Damn, that bitch is a far cry from hot! LMAO!

I bet she's as dead in bed as she was dancing. She's worthless; there's no reason whatsoever for this trashy bitch to be considered a "celebrity"!

I have said this in the past that Im not a Kim Kardashian fan, but C'mon yall admit she's rocking this costume. This is like the best I've seen her.

She is the opposite of Wonder woman!

Wonder Woman has many skills and powers; KK has no skills and no powers.

What a fat-ass, cellulite princess, urine drinking, hairy ass, foul, nasty, disgusting, repulsive, slimy, fake, pompous, illiterate, poorly educated failure to launch.

Away with her! She is fouling the air around her!

Run, children, run!

Nothing stunning or beautiful about this dreadful hag. She's a crusty old slag that smells like urine and sweat and a nasty twat that she can't even reach if she wanted to clean that flabby flapjack ass.

This skag sucks. OUTLOUD!

Now, if we could be so lucky to have this skank move to London...the national collective intelligence would skyrocket since another dunce named Paris has moved there. Good riddance!!!!

What is it about this no-talent louse that makes her, or anyone, think she is a celebrity? What has she done? Does she do some kind of work? NO Does she have some kind of artistic talent? SHIT NO!

I don't think she realizes how pathetic and desperate she really is. Please go away! You have no talent, can't sing, can't act, can't dance, can't tell jokes. You're good at nothing but letting a trashy rapper piss on you. Just go away already!!!

This is hilareous! She should have put a vile of Ray's pee around her neck.

She's probably wearing those hideous tights to cover up the massive, festering rash between her thighs from all that blubber rubbing back and forth as she waddles about........Lynda Carter would slap her shitless.........

Now Now lets leave her alone shes doing great on her Bacon Grease diet. Since her boyfriends team can't go to the playoffs , we know Kim's ass is bigger than the SUPER BOWL. Wonder Woman wouldn't need the invisible jet she would need the invisible cargo plane.

i whole heartedly agree with mr. larry #94
this bitch is just more useless hollywood trash. like paris, daddy's money bought her fame.

i would like to add that she isn't really fat per se, just that this bitch is lazy as shit and doesn't work out. that's what really makes her look so flabby.
but i still can't stand this crappy bitch!!!!!
someone should slap her silly!!

ummmm i dont get it................... im very thin and would much rather have a curvy body like this.. how is she fat? look at her waist.. its freakin tiny.. and she has hips and a butt...OH MY! shes thinner than she was because shes been WORKING OUT and shes not flabby like before soo ummm think of better insults people. you all sound crazy. be a little more realistic instead of following the heard and making fun of her. its old.

Kim..?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bRbtOBE9BEs/SKw2S2y5RHI/AAAAAAAAASo/hwJsYlIQqPA/s1600-h/Wonder%2BWoman.jpg

no way she is 115 lbs...no frikin way

Oh. She's dressed like a whore again.

I can't be looking at the same picture as the rest of you.
Granted she has too much makeup on, and I don't like her, but.....she is NOT fat. She has a small waist and actual hips and boobs. That's the way a woman's body is supposed to look.
I know I'm fighting a losing battle by even posting but just because society says the thinner the better - it doesn't make it true. I'm not a big girl at all, but I'd rather look like Kim than some lollipop head any day.

ddd

Look people. Nobody has to explain and defend Kim's fame to you, least of all Kim. She's famous because the media wants it that way and you all make her famous by giving her so much attention. Keep on talking about her, keep on insulting her, the truth is you all can't get enough of her. Those who hate her and insult her get a few seconds of self-righteous pleasure while they come up with their "smart and witty" insults and those who love her get moments of pleasure while they fantacize about her and/or wish they looked like her. Love her or hate her, she's got your attention and you wasted your time commenting on her photos. So until you're ready and willing to ignore her and everything having to do with her, suck it up, bitches, because Kim is here to stay.

She looks beautiful to me. Her face is beautiful and her body is curvy. And since when has a woman being curvy ever made sex bad? Not that any of you would ever get to sleep with her.

Kim is famous for doing porn. The media takes pics of her because the paps have to meet a quota and Kim makes it easy for them. Kim is a perfect example that fat chicks can be considered sexy if they do porn. Kim should admit that she relies on body shapers and butt girdles and start her own line.

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I am fat like Kim. Sure my friends try to say I am curvy but in reality I have fat on my hips, thighs, and butt just like Kim. I would love to have the discipline not to over eat, but I do not so I rely on girdles and body shapers just like Kim. I also got breast implants like Kim to offset my original pear shape body like Kim. My doctor says I am overweight and should lose it for health reasons but I love food too much like Kim.

Sometmes I wonder if Kim K is a tranny bc she wears so much makeup

Kim thinks that she is a Celeb but all she does is pose for pictures and look up herself on the internet........Where is the talent and the substance. Anybody can take sexy photos.

Kim is on the D-list bottom line bc A-List Celebs don't crave attention and take pics of their self allday everday.

Poor misguided no talent media whore fat chick with cellulite and big hard breast implants. She is going to have tough times ahead when she gets fatter and older.

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She is hot for a fat chick and I love fat chicks with big butts whether they are firm or not. Kim has a loose ass and it is all good to me.

Ya know some of you people are real fucking assholes. If you think Kim is "fat" you fuckers are blind running as a bat.. I think she looks great.. You jealous mother fuckers need to get a life and quit dogging people just because your jealous of them, or perhaps what they have. It's pitiful that people of money, or fame get dogged or hated on because they are of privilege. Get off your asses and go get a job and put your own name out there. If ya can't walk the walk don' talk the talk. I think all the Kardashian's are really good hearted people and negative shit like this from ya'll just makes it more obvious that as long as people are happy there will be sorry low down asshole who try to steal their thunder.. Grow up .. if she were 5 lbs. smaller you fuckers would say she's anorexic .. KIM YOUR BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE AND CHRIS I THINK YOU DO A GREAT JOB AS A MOTHER.- AT LEAST YOU RAISED THEM IN FAITH. THEY MAY HAVE MADE MISTAKES(TAPE,ETC) BUT WHO HASN'T MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIVES? SHOW ME ONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU A LIAR..

Yeah, a homemade porno is supposedly a mistake? No, the public believing Kim is a nothing more than an overpriveleged, snotty little cunt is a mistake. But this little bitch has gotten rich off the controversy that she creates and we buy it hook, line and sinker.
Paparazzi need to stop paying attention to the likes of her, Britney and everyone from the Hills and they'll slowly start going away.

And who is Kim fooling with that ridiculous costume? She should've went as a bucket full of cottage cheese. At least that would've been believable.

No wonder that monkey Reggie Bush loves that fat, hairy, smelly ass so much.

I wonder how many body shapers she had to put on to fit in that outfit! She even has rolls of fat on her back! lol

I agree with 78 and 87
Whats up with you retards saying every girl hating kim is just jealous.
I'm eighteen, blond hair, 175 cm tall, very slim, a natural D cup and beautiful as fuck.

Doesn't change the fact that Kim Kardashian is a fat, nasty and digusting stupid nogood whore.

yeah bs and also u are blind

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#116

You are not alone because a lot of people have a fat ass fetish. Kim's ex boyfriend who did porn with Kim proudly claims he loves fat chicks like Kim.

Where's cellulite? I don't see any..

KIM YOUR GORGEOUS.

I think she looks really hot. And I'm not seeing the cellulite, where is it? She looks pretty fit to me.