Oct 31 2008Kendra Wilkinson is 'Candy the Stripper Who Didn't Give Her Boyfriend Her Tips?' (I have no clue.)
Okay, last one. (For today.) Here's Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she's supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what's happening in the real world. Al Qaeda could've blown up Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, and the only thing I'd have to say for myself is "Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman." Because I kick ass!

Reader Comments
1. Kount - October 31, 2008 5:02 PM
Boobs!
2. zigga zou - October 31, 2008 5:04 PM
cushy
3. sttteve - October 31, 2008 5:06 PM
fugly retard bitch.
4. p0nk - October 31, 2008 5:07 PM
maybe she's 'poison ivy'?
5. peterman - October 31, 2008 5:18 PM
is that costume blood or do all the chicks have road rash? and how come black dudes never wear costumes?
6. Kia - October 31, 2008 5:21 PM
A bloody Rainbow Brite?... with large boobies.
7. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 5:22 PM
I fail to understand your strange Yanky customs. Here in good old Blighty Halloween is a time to dress up as something dug up from a grave (think Madonna but with messier hair and a few open wounds).
What gives, peeps?
8. kinger - October 31, 2008 5:23 PM
Definitely a slutty Rainbow Brite.
Sweet ass.
9. BOOOOOOOO - October 31, 2008 5:25 PM
I think she's supposed to be a "retarded girl who couldn't come up with a good costume". I mean it's a heinoudsly overworn costume, pracitcally every bitch in Hollywood and every semi hot to fully hot chick at any bar or party has been whoring around in this lame overused costume for at least the last 10 Halloweens.
Fish you sure like your women muscular, midgety and barely legal. The old Fish liked 'em tall, gangly and airbrushed into a cartoonish state of hide the penis. I mean Alessandra Ambrosia and Hayden Pantiehead could not be more far apart if the tried but one thing they share in common is they wil surely both be dressing up as retarded chicks who couldn't think of a good costume. Typical.
10. Ted from LA - October 31, 2008 5:33 PM
Does she play softball?
11. Sephystal - October 31, 2008 5:34 PM
she's a raver. ..that's my only guess.
12. MNG - October 31, 2008 5:34 PM
Luk at the legs..........fucking owsome..........cross it
13. american woman - October 31, 2008 5:34 PM
#7. American women like to wear their inner whore on the outside.
14. Sephystal - October 31, 2008 5:35 PM
She's a raver.
My only guess...
15. Max Planck - October 31, 2008 5:36 PM
What's with the blood? Has he beaten her up already?
16. KM - October 31, 2008 5:52 PM
Dorothy Stratten, the playboy playmate the movie Star 80 was based on? Murdered by her husband... If so, it would be in bad taste. But if no one gets the reference, Kendra can have a private joke. Made me laugh.
17. steak - October 31, 2008 5:54 PM
Simple explanation, she was trying to chew gum and use a treadmill at the same time, and... BANG. Don't worry it didn't hurt her, cocain gives you a really high pain threshold. So after picking herself up she decided the blood really worked for the whole Halloween look... so she took her whoreass to a party, rubbed up on some less hot chicks, snorted some more pain killer, and blew a bunch of douchebags she thought were billionaires, only to find out (a litre of jizz later) that they were only dressed up as billionaires. Tough luck Barbie. Tip: Next time, if Mr. Money Pants has a wallet full of monopoly bills he's probably a fake. I mean didn't you learn your lesson with Hef?
18. Gerald_Tarrant - October 31, 2008 6:04 PM
She looks like a skeevy skanky bitch who likes to give it up to black football players. I hope her and Kim weren't at the same party, since they were wearing the same thing.
and #5, black dudes are too "cool" to be wear costumes on Halloween. That's what every other day is for, with grills, baggy pants and retarded rope necklaces.
19. chris ekstedt - October 31, 2008 6:12 PM
dude. guys c'mon. she's heather grahams rollergirl from boogie nights. although i don't get the blood.
20. bho - October 31, 2008 6:13 PM
She is so sexy. It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating community ==mysportsdate.com=== Her sexy phpotos and profiles are found there. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
21. awegd - October 31, 2008 6:14 PM
#16: http://www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/images/Young%20Dorothy.gif
22. Jeff - October 31, 2008 6:16 PM
Probably the worst costume idea I've seen.
"I'm gonna put on a silly, sexy outfit and put some blood spots on it... BRILLIANT!"
23. intermission - October 31, 2008 6:18 PM
its CABIN FEVER!
24. Jymmy - October 31, 2008 6:26 PM
Doin' the Elaine Bennis in Pic #8
25. Ckesk - October 31, 2008 6:55 PM
Yup, roller girl from boogie nights. the blood is from where she stomped dudes face in with her skates.
26. Monkey's Wood - October 31, 2008 7:05 PM
Bang-able ...... multiple times
27. Mcfeely Smackup - October 31, 2008 7:10 PM
"peterman - October 31, 2008 5:18 PM
is that costume blood or do all the chicks have road rash? and how come black dudes never wear costumes?"
Those ARE costumes, they're just not black dudes.
That's actually Steve Buscemi and Adam Sandler in racist blackface costumes.
28. Stanky - October 31, 2008 7:27 PM
Ewww...mudshark!
29. monica - October 31, 2008 8:38 PM
she's a roller derby girl. not that hard to figure out.
30. m - October 31, 2008 8:41 PM
hahaha... elaine
31. ph7 - October 31, 2008 8:43 PM
I like the sweet cameltoe in pic #7.
32. ZZ Top - October 31, 2008 10:45 PM
She looks like she could have been a good fuck buddy. That is, of course, if she weren't a MUDSHARK!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole!!!!!!
33. Luchi - October 31, 2008 11:01 PM
Is that boob sweat in pic 7?
34. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 31, 2008 11:42 PM
maybe the neighbor's dog dry humped her leg until it bled on her? Or maybe those big silicone tits keep upsetting her equilibrium causing her to fall over and hurt herself repeatedly......or maybe she wiped off her tampon so she could reuse it......maybe she had a nose bleed from all that blow she snorted........could be she's just too fucking stupid to realize that the "bloody roller derby girl" costume is too retarded for words........
35. lauren - November 1, 2008 12:08 AM
is that period blood?
36. gerard Vandenberg - November 1, 2008 1:00 AM
..................SHE IS DESPERATE?
37. fabu - November 1, 2008 4:05 AM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
38. D - November 1, 2008 5:18 AM
omg look at that skank next to her who is sucking in so hard she might implode?sick... who the fuck cares who she is.... vomit
39. MaryPoppins - November 1, 2008 3:21 PM
Gross, looks like maybe she was rubbing up against a girl on her period...
40. katie - November 1, 2008 4:03 PM
she's a roller derby chick.
It's full contact, thus the blood and bedraggled look.
She looks hot.
41. Sicko - November 1, 2008 9:54 PM
I told that bitch to use her maxipads
42. Violet - November 2, 2008 10:08 PM
Yeah, definitely roller derby girl.
43. Doggy Style - November 3, 2008 1:13 PM
All i'm going to say is, Black guys dont dress up for Halloween because they already look like monkeys always, and Heff hit that on the regular.
44. venomhed2 - November 3, 2008 3:41 PM
Another nigger lover. Once any woman dates a black guy, every non black man writes her off the list.
Disgusting, dating black men, the lowest of the low.
45. John - November 4, 2008 2:07 AM
If you love Kendra like me, than you'll love this blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
46. cat - November 4, 2008 4:13 PM
She just is not all that.
47. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - November 5, 2008 9:05 PM
kendra like in the ass p.s.deep hole he he he !!!!!!!!!!
48. john smith - November 6, 2008 10:19 PM
I found her blogs on "''''''''' Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?
49. Tara - November 10, 2008 3:26 PM
Duh, if she was trying to be a Roller Girl, she should be wearing ROLLER SKATES. If she couldn't deal wearing roller skates all night long she should have picked a different costume. The fact that there's two of them makes it even weirder.
50. SIN - November 17, 2008 1:24 AM
She is engaged to ank Baskett of the Phillidelphia Eagles. Another white woman gone to the smelly, abusive, drug crazy black side.
51. Daunte - November 17, 2008 1:30 AM
I have to agree on one thing. No one can deny this. All black people who are 100% black, no mixing of races, Stink. They have a natural odor that gags most regular people. Must be a natural defense to repel insects and intelligent white women. It seems to attract the white trash trailer folk.
52. Jojo - November 17, 2008 6:00 AM
yes. I am pretty sure that is boob sweat in pic 7?
I must admit usually Kendra looks really pretty but these pix are pretty ugly, I just hope she is coping ok with the split from heff.
No need to call her a whore and stuff, whats that really going to prove.
53. Tiyonna - January 18, 2009 10:20 PM
See? White men are seething! Ha ha. I find this shit to be so fucking hilarious!
All of these jealous ass, hating ass, loser ass, racist ass, whiney ass
comments from white guys crying because they lost another white bitch
to the great Mandingo! How sad!
White men suck ass!
54. Avm - June 11, 2009 6:32 PM
So the trashy coalburner is going to have a retardred chimp
55. Rich - June 11, 2009 10:17 PM
#44 go it right, despite all the Obama propaganda most blacks are not this holy class, they are racists like Jeremiah Wright