Oct 31 2008Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all
While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday's roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solely on the fact that she's supposed to be good-looking. Guess these are the results of lifetime spent slamming heroin directly into your eyeballs and hoovering up so much coke that your septum has more holes than the single-bullet theory. If this is the standard for supermodels these days then Abe Vigoda might as well throw on a pair of silk panties and pasties and hit up Calvin Klein for a contract. On the plus side, America's economic crisis doesn't seem nearly as scary compared to the fact that, if you're a male, you've probably had a sexual fantasy about this monstrosity sometime within the last few years. Yeah, I know; it's no king-size Snickers bar, but times are tough everywhere. Now get off my porch!
Reader Comments
1. Alfredo - October 31, 2008 6:46 PM
FIRST!@
2. britney's weave - October 31, 2008 6:47 PM
holy shit -- and that's not photoshopped.
3. SCary!!!!! - October 31, 2008 6:49 PM
AAAArrrhaaghghghgh
i wont sleep tonight.
Fuckin Fish
pew pew pew
4. Dan - October 31, 2008 6:49 PM
Yiiiiaiks! scarry shit!
5. Sicko - October 31, 2008 6:50 PM
BaCrack Obama and his deadbeat daddy would hit it
6. My eyes!! - October 31, 2008 6:55 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!
I literally jumped back in my chair when the picture loaded. OMGWTF! Can you imagine the hours of make-up and sophistication of specialty lighting that are necessary to make that look good in front of a camera??
7. Hamper_Lint - October 31, 2008 6:55 PM
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
8. Hamper_Lint - October 31, 2008 6:55 PM
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
9. Hamper_Lint - October 31, 2008 6:55 PM
That sucks !
I always thought she was very beautiful :(
10. Wonk Eye Kate - October 31, 2008 6:59 PM
Wonk eye!
11. SCary!!!!! - October 31, 2008 7:03 PM
I would usually say, step away from the keyboard when jacking off, so you dont end up posting the same thing three times.
@7-8-9 Please tell me your're not jacking off to this. You should be put to sleep if you are.
ZOMG MTWTF BBQ!
12. Mcfeely Smackup - October 31, 2008 7:05 PM
holy shit, she look 50 years old.
13. Moose Knuckle - October 31, 2008 7:07 PM
Yikes!!! Bleh Bleh Bleh, horf, chortle, gag. WTF? She almost makes ZombieMadonna look... who am I kidding *wretch*, they are both nausiating. seriously, I'm queasy. To raise their respective stocks, I offer an idea. The should team up and do "2 nasty-once-thought-attractive-but-now-just-hideous-girls one cup"
I'll be waiting by the mail box for my Nobel Peace Prize. Does it come with Bacon?
14. Mazzy - October 31, 2008 7:08 PM
Jesus Christ...what a fuckin mess.
15. Haeea - October 31, 2008 7:10 PM
Look at her pupils!! With all the flahes from the camera they should be tiny but they're huge.
Jeez...she's off her face on summit!
16. Lexoka - October 31, 2008 7:12 PM
She looks like an ugly old dude :s
17. Sport - October 31, 2008 7:23 PM
Happy Halloween is right - jesus.
18. Famous Plastic - October 31, 2008 7:24 PM
You guys are high. This is what any women in her 30's looks like without makeup and without BOTOX.
19. Jaylin - October 31, 2008 7:32 PM
If it weren't for her cheekbones, she'd never be a model.
20. Lola - October 31, 2008 7:36 PM
I'm not going to say she looks better in person (because I don't know her) but cameras these days make most people look awful, the show business world is going to be a strange place when all programs are made using HD.
21. 18. you are nuts - October 31, 2008 7:40 PM
to number 18....you are fucking crazy or on drugs or blind. chicks that are 34 do not look like that. i think what you are getting at is middle aged chicks arent expected to have the fresh looks of an eighteen year old...however that is simply not the case here. kate moss has ravaged her body and she is now paying the price. my 50 year old mom looks younger! and not only that, but kate moss is not a normal woman...she is a "super model"...she is supposed to look beautiful. fucking yikes!
22. Tom - October 31, 2008 7:47 PM
She's only 34? Omg. I always thought she was much older than that. She looks like my grandmother.
23. Styxchix - October 31, 2008 7:48 PM
I've wondered for years what all the fuss and hoo-ha was about Kate Moss, thought she's very average and for some reason everyone has always fallen all over her.....that said though, I would hate to be photographed after getting off a long-haul flight! Who would look glamorous then?
24. J-Bop - October 31, 2008 7:49 PM
reminds me of
http://www.chrisgenoa.com/archives/dontlooknow.jpg
25. Ken S - October 31, 2008 7:52 PM
Jeez... Working on "Chinese Democracy" really has taken its toll on Axl...
26. Larry - October 31, 2008 8:23 PM
She looks like Aileen Wuornos, the floridian prostitute serial killer
27. m - October 31, 2008 8:33 PM
why hasn't anyone mentioned that sickeningly disgusting herpes sore above her lip? wtf!
btw... what is zomg? lol
28. JT - October 31, 2008 8:41 PM
HOLY JESUS!!!
Would've been nice if you could've given some form of WARNING pop-up before the page loaded to reveal Gollum 2008. Scared the shit out of me.
29. m - October 31, 2008 8:43 PM
gollum 2008... hahaha
30. Stanky - October 31, 2008 9:14 PM
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31. constanza - October 31, 2008 9:17 PM
this is the sexy sexy kate moss? o.0
32. SueMe - October 31, 2008 9:54 PM
She doesn't look bad at all if you ask me. Go kate Go! Don't worry 'bout the haters girl you look fine.
33. xox - October 31, 2008 10:14 PM
^ as if she's reading that. wtf is with some of you people??
34. MBA Nixon - October 31, 2008 10:23 PM
She has a snakeskin passport cover. That's worth cool points, no?
35. ZZ Top - October 31, 2008 10:48 PM
Anyone who would, willingly, share and swap bodily fluids with Pete "crusty" Doherty is a SKANK!!!!
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole!!!!!!
36. kat - October 31, 2008 11:04 PM
Wow.... these pics made me happy... I'm 10x prettier than the worlds most famous supermodel!
37. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 31, 2008 11:06 PM
Thats pretty much what you would expect a hollywood star to look like without all her goddamn makeup on..... They are all homely cunts who owe everything that they are to the hair stylists, make-up artists, and fashion designers that their bottomless purses can buy making them look hot and desirable. I've always said you could put them all to work on any fucking pig and make it look like a million dollars
38. sapphire eyes - October 31, 2008 11:46 PM
I'm almost 10 years older than Kate Moss, wear very little makeup, and I don't have a third of the skin damage that she does. My sister is 49 and looks better than her.
What an embarrassing photograph of Kate Moss. That's gotta hurt to look at those pictures of yourself in print.
Yikes.
39. ToTellTheTruth - November 1, 2008 12:27 AM
Those drugs are a MOTHERFUCKER
40. gerard Vandenberg - November 1, 2008 12:49 AM
HALLELUJA, you see what you get?
41. Balls McCoy - November 1, 2008 1:08 AM
Wait...I thought this was a story about Kate Moss but all I see are pictures of David Lee Roth
42. Ted from LA - November 1, 2008 1:11 AM
For the record. It's not a herpes sore. It's a cigarette burn.
43. Binky - November 1, 2008 2:29 AM
This site is even sucking more than usual.
Hey Fish guy . Inside job ?
44. lisa - November 1, 2008 4:27 AM
you guys suck...she probably just off a 12 hour flight from london, give her a break.
45. tomorrowsparty - November 1, 2008 5:02 AM
So bikers have been sharing her, right?
46. bort - November 1, 2008 6:12 AM
is that really kate moss? damn she looks monkey scary!!! id rather have sex with my toaster!!
47. Shit - November 1, 2008 6:40 AM
ugly face
ugly body
ugly legs
ugly personality
48. dorkmonger - November 1, 2008 7:54 AM
That's really UFO researcher Timothy Good
http://www.helenair.com/articles/2004/06/20/helena/a07062004_02.txt
49. Alew221 - November 1, 2008 9:44 AM
#33...you just made me laugh out loud! Hilarious.
#44...she's a fucking famous model who knew there'd be cameras around! if I was a millionaire celebrity known purely for my looks I'd damn well make sure I looked great - ALWAYS!
50. Thigh Highs - November 1, 2008 9:56 AM
This really surprised me for some reason. She really looks like hell...I look better after a rough night of drinking!
51. Marijo - November 1, 2008 11:04 AM
METH FACE...
52. Doom Cat - November 1, 2008 11:40 AM
Love the burn above the lip. This is what too much coke does to your face.
53. Rough Daddy - November 1, 2008 12:38 PM
Big deal, so she have some chicken gizzard growing on her face, wonder if madison avenue going to ask for their money back....
54. bailing - November 1, 2008 1:40 PM
she looks sad & old, and lesbian
55. ummm...yeah - November 1, 2008 2:04 PM
This from the assholes that creamed over this train wreck in the last segment?
You motherfuckers are so fucking stupid!
56. SaucyTango - November 1, 2008 3:04 PM
OMG! She totally needs a new look. For saying that, I will now probably be told to return to my trailer park, where I will promptly hoover up an eight-ball and look a million times better than her at 40 than she does at 34.
57. tits - November 1, 2008 3:39 PM
um..yeah guise.. she isn't a model because she has a pretty face its cause she looks like all she consumes is coke. and i'd say by the looks of her she's doing a great job. nothing a little makup and airbrushing wont fix.
58. Duke Nukem - November 1, 2008 4:06 PM
This is seriously the scariest shit I've ever seen on this site.
59. marc - November 1, 2008 4:07 PM
hum ... disturbing indeed ... she does look older than her age ... but shes still Kate Moss and she still makes money out of it ... Go Kate!
60. quagmire - November 1, 2008 4:07 PM
are herpes and cold sores the same thing? i mean she obviously has oral herpes/cold sore, but personally, would you stop dating a girl if she told you she had cold sores. would you let a girl blow you if she had a cold sore, but not on her face at the time of her sucking you off?
what's the deal on cold sores? are they as nast as STDs? i'm just wonderin' kate IS nasty but the oral herpies question i wana know what men thing.
61. Rick James - November 1, 2008 4:09 PM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug....
damn
62. aphasia - November 1, 2008 5:32 PM
Gross
63. Joe Mahma - November 1, 2008 7:39 PM
WONK!
64. Jibbly Bigginso - November 1, 2008 9:29 PM
This is what happens when an anorexic drug user with slightly odd facial features look like when they get prematurely aged due to the standards of the modeling industry.
65. Border Drug Runner - November 1, 2008 10:24 PM
What a discusting crack head, they all look 20 years older than they really are. Just look at those crack sores she has from picking at her face. I think I'm going to puke! Someone call CPS now, save her kid(s) from this sicko crack whore.
66. shelly - November 1, 2008 10:28 PM
That has got to be photo-shopped. Seriously, she can't be that damn ugly. I am 53 years old and look better then her.
67. shelly - November 1, 2008 10:28 PM
That has got to be photo-shopped. Seriously, she can't be that damn ugly. I am 53 years old and look better then her.
68. timmy the dying boy - November 1, 2008 10:50 PM
She looks like Marty Feldman. It's true, google it if you have to.
69. LEB - November 1, 2008 11:22 PM
Yup, cocaine and 15 years of starvation will do that to ya.
70. sammich - November 1, 2008 11:28 PM
quick! someone hand her a sandwich, some fat on her bones will plump that up!
71. sad - November 2, 2008 1:57 AM
Hard living is a hell of a face cream.
72. Narcissist - November 2, 2008 2:56 AM
BOO!! "A nightmare on the runway...fashion turns into blood-curdling TERROR!!"
@60 - Seems like many people aren't worried about it. Herpes/Cold Sores frighten me, even though they might not tell you anything about a persons behavior (because they're fairly easy to get, link below says many people contract it during childhood), and there are some different classifications. I just don't want diseases.
Mostly I just can't figure out people who act like MTV Spring Break, with the triple-kissing some crackhead piece of garbage they didn't know existed minutes earlier. That's like going in a porta-potty and licking the seat.
Seems best to reserve that behavior for people you can tolerate for more than one hour.
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/cold_sores.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpesviridae
73. Sandi - November 2, 2008 11:00 AM
I feel so good about myself right now.
74. Amber Dextrose - November 2, 2008 4:52 PM
I like that she's a celeb, so she knows she'll be papped getting off a flight, and she doesn't give a fuck. She knows she'll scrub up well with the hair and makeup later but she doesn't Need to be seen looking gorgeous At All Times, unlike some lens-fucking z-listers who'll pose'n'pout for anyone.
75. Lebaron Convertible - November 2, 2008 6:12 PM
Is she auditioning for Cagney & Lacey the movie?
76. Diana - November 2, 2008 6:42 PM
maybe that's celine dion dressed up like Kate Moss.
77. UhIdon'tthinkso - November 2, 2008 7:56 PM
Um, to the girl who said all women in their thirties look like this without makeup....you need to lay off the meth, honey. Women shouldn't look this bad at fifty. You have to be from Florida or Socal.
78. Mayra - November 2, 2008 10:03 PM
Wow! I'm 34 years old and I'm happy to say I dont even have half of those wrinkles...and what the hell is under her nose?
79. rockdust - November 2, 2008 11:06 PM
At her prettiest (if there is such thing), I've always thought she was fugly! Gross!
80. Shannon - November 2, 2008 11:11 PM
lmao! Even I look better then her without makeup, that's sayin' something! I can't believe how...plain she looks..god bless photoshop, huh?
81. Shannon - November 2, 2008 11:12 PM
lmao! Even I look better then her without makeup, that's sayin' something! God bless photoshop, huh?
82. hot flatulence - November 3, 2008 2:22 AM
*sings*
"...Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline..."
83. Rojb - November 3, 2008 11:21 AM
WTF, such a augly face.
84. Ryan the Canadian - November 3, 2008 7:48 PM
She still has the nicest breasts ever. If you disagree with me you can fuck off......
85. jack - November 4, 2008 2:31 AM
Holy shit. She looks like a truck stop "lot lizard", or the night manager at the Waffle House, whichever's uglier. 34, going on 50. Damn.
@26. Larry has the right idea.
86. lola - November 8, 2008 1:28 AM
@ famous plastic... you must be 12. i'm 34 and don't have a line, crease or blotch on my face. I don't wear makeup or botox. but i am dark maybe thats a white thing.
87. lola - November 8, 2008 1:29 AM
@ famous plastic... you must be 12. i'm 34 and don't have a line, crease or blotch on my face. I don't wear makeup or botox. but i am dark maybe thats a white thing.
88. Jen - January 23, 2009 1:32 PM
She is arriving to the US from England which means she most likely just woke up after flying for several hours. Then she gets off the plane and 100 bulbs are flashing in her face. I don't know many people who would look good under those circumstances. Many pictures have been taken of her looking beautiful. Give her a break!