Oct 7 2008Jodie Marsh will bring a touch of elegance to your next social event
Jodie Marsh continued her silicon-fueled rampage through the English celebrity scene by attending soccer player Jermaine Defoe's birthday party Sunday night. Wait, I didn't know she did birthdays. She'd go perfect with my whiskey out of a brown bag at the strip club theme. Now, if only I could find Jodie in the Yellow Pages. Hmm... here we go: Right underneath "F" for "Funbags the Clown."
NOTE: Third pic links to NSFW version that could be considered hot - if you're oddly aroused by Frankenstein.

Reader Comments
1. tabacchifc - October 7, 2008 10:40 AM
nice
2. Brian - October 7, 2008 10:40 AM
Yikes!
3. bubba - October 7, 2008 10:42 AM
errr. is that a stain on the panties???
4. Rough Daddy - October 7, 2008 10:50 AM
Tight bod, everything else is ridiculous...
5. bobby carozza - October 7, 2008 10:53 AM
Another bleached blonde orange plastic English bimbo slut
6. khe0ps - October 7, 2008 10:58 AM
She is hot and knows how to party and yes i think that is a stain on the panties.
7. Paul - October 7, 2008 10:59 AM
jesus, what a nose...slag
8. fuhktwad - October 7, 2008 11:01 AM
White chicks are such whores.
9. lloyd johnson - October 7, 2008 11:04 AM
Are those dudes fruity? Or is that the new thing for men to shave their chests and wear low cut shirts? I can't wait to show off my man-cleavage.
10. morga - October 7, 2008 11:04 AM
grossssssss ho
11. Blah - October 7, 2008 11:11 AM
Is that the British Pamela Anderson or something? Complete with the big penis nose. At first I thought it was that other ho-bag, Jordan whatever her name is. Can't tell those slutty ho's apart anymore.
12. surlywench - October 7, 2008 11:12 AM
Can someone tell Mr. Fag Pants the shocker is the first two fingers and the pinky. Wouldn't want to disappoint her, as she looks so eager to have something shoved up her holes.
On second thought, make it the entire fist. At least that way she'll feel it.
13. Ted from LA - October 7, 2008 11:13 AM
She looks like a Barbie Doll who got stuck in the plastic tits portion of the conveyor belt too long.
14. veggi - October 7, 2008 11:25 AM
She's bad enough, but why did they have to include those two male Superficial commenters?
15. havoc - October 7, 2008 11:26 AM
Well....she looks like fun.
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16. sh - October 7, 2008 11:27 AM
perfect!
17. Josh - October 7, 2008 11:27 AM
I bet she would be fun to go out with one night.
Legs arn't bad either.
18. pussy_lover - October 7, 2008 11:29 AM
I would fuck the shit out of that. Any guy that claims different is a fucking pipe taker.
19. not normal - October 7, 2008 11:30 AM
What is up with that nose?!
20. Sport - October 7, 2008 11:32 AM
"White chicks are such whores."
Yeah, because we all know that when you see hookers on the streets in bad parts of town they are primarily white. oops, wrong demographic.
21. antoine - October 7, 2008 11:35 AM
what's up with pic 5 and the dude with the long face. I bet he has a hard time trying to find a ski mask that fits!
22. supersex - October 7, 2008 11:36 AM
i like white whores
23. Drunkman - October 7, 2008 11:41 AM
Look at that ugly chick trying to leech of Jodie.
24. Drunkman - October 7, 2008 11:42 AM
Look at that ugly chick trying to leech off Jodie.
25. Deacon Jones - October 7, 2008 11:47 AM
Ah, perfect. At least she knows her role.
Now if only I can talk my boss into hiring chicks like this as our secretaries...
26. havoc - October 7, 2008 11:51 AM
Big ole fake tits and minimal clothing.
It really doesn't get any better than that....
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27. MightyD - October 7, 2008 12:13 PM
Sweet mounds of cheapnest Batman!!
28. norton - October 7, 2008 12:30 PM
May I suggest that if you're going to expose your panties that they don't have a stain on them?
*Horf*
29. JaidenPaidin - October 7, 2008 12:42 PM
Cheap, silicone and trashy.
LOVE IT.
Gotta love a downright dirty looking slut.
30. Virgodoll - October 7, 2008 12:43 PM
If I had a face as hideous as hers, I swear I would have committed suicide, man, she looks filthy
31. Virgodoll - October 7, 2008 12:43 PM
If I had a face as hideous as hers, I swear I would have committed suicide, man, she looks filthy
32. Cheech - October 7, 2008 12:52 PM
Piece of ass. If you wouldnt hit, your a fag
33. Sell Porn Make Money - October 7, 2008 12:55 PM
Wow... I could punch the clown to that all day long.
34. Turd Ferguson - October 7, 2008 1:08 PM
Ppffffft...
Amy is hotter than this skank
35. fortune - October 7, 2008 1:11 PM
i like this
36. cyelsm - October 7, 2008 1:24 PM
"Yeah, because we all know that when you see hookers on the streets in bad parts of town they are primarily white. oops, wrong demographic."
Actually they mostly like to hang out at sporting events, looking for a mandigo to support thier plastic surgery habit.
37. Rich - October 7, 2008 1:28 PM
I'm surprised she is wearing panties, what a skank. Lucky for her if she trips & falls her silicone will break her fall.
38. friendlystoner - October 7, 2008 1:29 PM
i`d bang that shit all night, tho defo not a girl you take home to your mum
39. Rich - October 7, 2008 1:31 PM
#8- Like there are no Black or Asian whores, yeah right!!!
40. Rich - October 7, 2008 1:35 PM
#18 are you nuts? I wouldn't fuck that with a rented dick. I don't want my dick to rot off from whatever she carries. FYI, I am a 100 percent pussy lover.
41. Peters - October 7, 2008 1:49 PM
Gross stain on her panties!
42. Alicat - October 7, 2008 1:52 PM
The stained panties take the attention off both her gigantic cans and her Michael Jackson nose... I didn't think that was possible... *puke*
43. ok - October 7, 2008 2:10 PM
Three metrosexual shemales
44. BITINGONTINFOIL - October 7, 2008 2:10 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW! Is that a pantyliner I see under that stain?!
Nasty fug no-talent bag of meat!
45. Tasha - October 7, 2008 2:18 PM
pretty well looks like a tampon string to go right along with that stain. Nasty girl.
46. DUNFY - October 7, 2008 2:38 PM
I'd jizz in Jodie's eyes and never look back. I'd eat that ass with a spoon and all that. I'd really like to test the tension of that rectum, whoo!
47. SATAN - October 7, 2008 2:56 PM
nine times out of ten i'd swim across the atlantic for the opportunity to put a red-ball gagger in her mouth and douse her in cheap vodka while fuckin her pile-driver style...
but that stain is such a turnoff.
48. whatisname - October 7, 2008 2:58 PM
that guy has a MASSIVE head...
49. ummm...yeah - October 7, 2008 3:46 PM
GREAT,
Just what the world needs...ANOTHER AMY WHOREHOUSE in the making!!!!!
That bitch is nasty as they come....
HEY WHORE, NEXT TIME YOU SHOW YOUR CRUSTY PANTIES, MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST FINISH YOUR PERIOD. FUCKIN CUNT.
50. Jess - October 7, 2008 4:37 PM
That is totally a stain on her 12yr old panties....
51. HorribleJudgment - October 7, 2008 4:46 PM
Who's Jodie Marsh?
Why does she look like she's 50 years old?
Is she?
Are you writing about 50 year olds now?
Why do her implants look like one giant boob, with an ass crack in the middle?
Why is she such a whore?
Shouldn't only hot girls be whores?
Shouldn't there be a rule stating that only hot girls can be whores?
Shouldn't there be a rule stating that hideously ugly girls can't be whores?
Who's Jermaine Defoe?
52. mafme - October 7, 2008 6:08 PM
I may be waaay off the mark here, but does anyone else see signs of attention-seeking behavior here?
53. UK_Matt - October 7, 2008 7:11 PM
A few remarks for my across the pond veiwers:
The pictures are taken outside of a Tesco. For those of you without one of those nearby - think just above Walmart.
The registration number of the Range Rover she just climbed out of was 52, which means its 6 years old now. Hardly blinging it.
The guy in the pink is her husband or boyfriend or something. She did the Tequila fake TV show thing too.
For the record: I've no problem with Trashy Tarts, as long as they are true to the Trash. And boy is she.
54. snackmix - October 7, 2008 8:02 PM
What a silly pig.
55. paco taco - October 7, 2008 9:51 PM
two words. jerking now.
56. Your granny drawers - October 7, 2008 11:36 PM
She's wearing granny drawers because her leatherface makes her feel old. I can smell the skidmarks all the way from the old folks home. And you sinning young masterbating monkeys need to study or else you will drop out of college, get addicted to meth and work at Walmart.
57. Edgonz - October 8, 2008 4:24 AM
lmao @ the "Enjoy the finer things in life" banner in the background he he
58. ishi-san - October 8, 2008 7:56 AM
So what??? She is just a normal Brit-girl with a bit better body! (believe me, they are all pretty much like this when they go out!)
59. Amber Dextrose - October 8, 2008 8:53 AM
Am I the only person here who sees something wrong in a grown woman showing her pants in a knock-kneed pose like a coy 5 year old? Outside a supermarket. Whilst sucking a lolly pop. She's pushing 30 for fuck's sake.
If she wasn't so cheap Louis Vuitton would be eyeing her up for their luggage range.
60. Ted Mosby - October 8, 2008 10:23 AM
British chicks sadly are not freaks in the sack.
But they give good head.
61. kamakura - October 8, 2008 10:39 AM
for everyone commenting about the size of the guy's heads:
it's not that they have a huge head, it's (probably) that the photographer who shot them used a wide angle lens. (the EXIF data shows it was shot at 17mm which is pretty damn wide, considering it's mounted on a full frame camera). When you shoot something up close with a wide angle rectilinear lens, you will get a lot of distortion along the edges, particularly a "stretching" like you see in the pictures above, or as you can see in the last image in this lens review:
http://www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EF-S-10-22mm-f-3.5-4.5-USM-Lens-Review.aspx
I'm guessing the photographer angled the camera downwards slightly when s/he shot the image which is why everyone has big ass heads, and tiny feet, kind of the weeble-wobble effect in reverse.
okay, enough camera nonsense. back to making fun of the trashy people. *shudders at stain*
62. ishi-san - October 8, 2008 11:01 AM
HAHAHAHA the girl in pic # 4 is soooo happy that she finally has a "cool" friend!!!!
@60: you look at this site out of a different reason than most of us, don't you? *lol* ;-)
63. Chenush - October 8, 2008 11:05 AM
@49. When your period stain your panties, it does not look like that. you are obviosly a man.
64. LiLo for V-Prez 2008 - October 8, 2008 11:35 AM
WAIT A MINUTE! Could giant head be related to this guy?:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/amy_winehouse_finds_a_new_unde.php
(click my name)
It must be a British pap related mutation.
Jodie Marsh looks significantly cuter here than in that last thing where she's wearing the dorkotard, from back in August. Probably wearing a wig, though.
65. Jammy - October 8, 2008 11:45 AM
Yah - just have to chime in with the panty stain, too.
66. gerard Vandenberg - October 8, 2008 12:23 PM
There are two DILDO'S in her ASS?
BUT STILL SUCKING ON A LOLLY?
67. granny - October 8, 2008 1:47 PM
hi! this guy is so cute, what is his name? (pink shirt)
68. insecthero - October 8, 2008 5:18 PM
Run, it's FRANKENBOOBIE!!!!
69. granny - October 8, 2008 5:37 PM
Hi ! This guys in pink shirt is so cute, what is his name ?
70. phyl - October 8, 2008 5:38 PM
Hi ! This guys in pink shirt is so cute, what is his name ?
71. phyl - October 8, 2008 5:41 PM
This guys in pink shirt is so cute, what is his name ?
72. AndyPandee - October 8, 2008 6:00 PM
Dudes in the pics are hot! I'd be riding them by now if I were her.
73. Nathalie - October 9, 2008 10:12 AM
Erm.. can anyone tell me where I can buy those shoes?? Seriously. I Need to know
74. Nathalie - October 9, 2008 10:12 AM
Erm.. can anyone tell me where I can buy those shoes?? Seriously. I need to know!!