Oct 22 2008Jodie Marsh: Still classy!
My new favorite British monstrosity Jodie Marsh stopped by a radio show yesterday and sent out a request for sperm from any willing donor. You see, Jodie's apparently a lesbian now but won't let that stop her from trying to conceive. Because there's nothing a child loves more than finding out its father is some dude with too much free time and a turkey baster. The Sun reports:
She recently admitting she's started a relationship with hairdresser NINA.
Jodie said: "I've had loads of s**t men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere."
Here's the best part: Right after her nationwide request for man sauce, Jodie scooted off to a local Starbucks to promote the "Bring Your Own Mug" event to reduce waste. Yeah. So, to all my readers across the pond, you might want to order that latte with a shot of penicillin. Or you can dodge the pee-burning bullet altogether and get your Dunkin on. Do they even have those in England? If not, immediately start swimming west. I'll save a glazed for you.
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Reader Comments
1. Troy - October 22, 2008 4:23 PM
FRIST
2. 1st - October 22, 2008 4:24 PM
1st
3. 1st - October 22, 2008 4:24 PM
1st
4. 1st - October 22, 2008 4:24 PM
1st
5. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 4:24 PM
Talk the talk, walk the walk sweetheart....
6. daharia - October 22, 2008 4:27 PM
that make up..
7. nastyjay - October 22, 2008 4:28 PM
OMFG baby, ur gonna get all u ever wanted
8. Kahlee - October 22, 2008 4:30 PM
I'm not swimming all that way, its cold! Bring it here.
9. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 4:32 PM
oh shes a Vulva diver? didnt read the story...would never contribute to this circus even if she offered money...
10. robot - October 22, 2008 4:32 PM
stay classy, san diego.
11. The Bisexual - October 22, 2008 4:41 PM
I'd do her :). Purrrrrarrrrrrr.
12. mamadough - October 22, 2008 4:49 PM
why doesn't she just stick her finger down her throat and cough up some jesus juice if she wants sperm so badly? hell, if she farted consecutively, she could probably collect some in the toilet. i bet she even sneezes clumps of wad. someone get this women a towel.
13. Yea - blah blah - October 22, 2008 5:01 PM
All that men "bullshit".......she needs to really listen to herself. The media obsessed whore that she is. Im pretty sure she has more BS t put up with than any other guy out there. Besides I'm pretty sure she doesnt really intend to follow thru with it, ya know since it would TOTALLY upset her "image"
Great followup - she says she wants sperm then has pics taken with foam on the end of her already falic shaped nose......
14. simplicity - October 22, 2008 5:04 PM
Seriously...
waste of space.
But WHAT'S UP WITH HER FKN NOSE?
I want to see a before picture.
15. Mcfeely Smackup - October 22, 2008 5:08 PM
I wonder what "fucking bullshit" she had to put up with? I'm guessing unacceptable bs like "honey, I think you need to get some help" or "do you have to act like a drunken whore ALL the time?", or maybe "I'm sorry, who are you and why should we care?".
16. Dick Bush - October 22, 2008 5:12 PM
She's hot and trashy.
I'm nasty and Republican.
Vote McPalin abd Cain in '88
17. hollywood_hillbilly - October 22, 2008 5:22 PM
Uh oh Douchie, looks like you have competition for random men to spew their load on you! On the bright side, I doubt she will encroach on your stall in the minneapolis airport.
18. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 5:35 PM
"uh oh" you can never have my personality cross dresser...keep riding my cock tails and follow me around like a lap dog... Ill engage you when i want to throw you a bone....
19. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 5:46 PM
Hey #17? if you really want to expose my "Proclivities" you should make an effort and come here early,,,
20. Dobba - October 22, 2008 5:52 PM
Whatever homos. She's filthy as fuck and yo just knowz yuz in furra ridin'. Open wide Jodie girl . . . I gots all u needz.
Or something like that. I'm English so no idea why I'm talking like all you pillow biting, ankle squeezing, rednecks across the pond.
21. malicious - October 22, 2008 5:58 PM
her whole shtick was that she had natural breasts compared with Jordon, no claim to fame there anymore. she actually makes Jordon look classy, never thought I'd say that
22. Anon - October 22, 2008 6:24 PM
As we have paris you can have her.
Shes a perpetual victim.
She's one of those women that complains about every man out there and how much she suffers but doesn't realise the only common factor in her life and relationships is herself and she causes all the problems in her life.
She's spoilt and bratty and gives the guys she's with nothing but shite all the time.
She wants someone she can walk over in men and friends and when they stand up for themselves she goes into victim mode to get as much sympathy as she can.
I can tell you something if she thinks men are trouble wait til she she's been dating a woman for a while. Whole new level of crap.
She won't put up with her "shit" like a man has to.
Thank god shes now "gay". She's ruined the lives of enough men I hope this woman gives her a taste of her own medicine.
http://www.jodiemush.co.uk/
23. SOS - October 22, 2008 6:34 PM
She was just on "Its Me or the Dog" on animal planet.
I can't believe they're the same person, she seemed so "innocent" on there!
24. SOS - October 22, 2008 6:34 PM
She was just on "Its Me or the Dog" on animal planet.
I can't believe they're the same person, she seemed so "innocent" on there!
25. Lulu - October 22, 2008 6:47 PM
Her nose looks like a dick.
26. Eggy - October 22, 2008 6:48 PM
I especially like the female sperm. She's a real genius.
27. Lloyd Willingham III - October 22, 2008 6:50 PM
All you racist blackneck ghetto porchmonkeys know she looks good.
28. crabdonkey - October 22, 2008 7:04 PM
Why are the sperm coming out of the balls?
Why are the two sperm in love?
Why is she even wearing that fish net shirt?
Why isn't she acknowledging that donor standing behind her? He wants to make a deposit.
29. Megan - October 22, 2008 7:19 PM
That has to be the most poorly drawn penis I've ever seen. And a female sperm? No one tell her that you can't make babies by putting two sperm together, it'll save the world from having one more idiot.
30. Anon - October 22, 2008 7:22 PM
Crabdonkey.
I'll take it you're not used to her and thats why you're assuming there would be an answer for those questions that isn't "it's Jodie Marsh, so who the fuck knows"
To advertise getting a sperm donor she slags off men (great move when you need one for just that) and uses a drawing by child, or someone with a child like brain full of glaring irregularities.
31. sperminator - October 22, 2008 7:34 PM
Must
sink
my
meat
INTO HER ASS
32. Urbanspaceman - October 22, 2008 7:38 PM
AMy Winehouse called. She wants her eye makeup back.
33. m - October 22, 2008 8:05 PM
this woman shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
34. CaptainMorgan - October 22, 2008 8:28 PM
I'd give her at least 10 mintues. I'm sure she could teach me a lot.
35. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 22, 2008 8:51 PM
-----o -----o -----o -----o -----o -----o -----o -----o -----o
There's some sperm for you ugly fucking tart! But seriously, do the world a favor and don't reproduce.... or at least keep yourself and your bastard spawn on THAT side of the ocean for the love of God!!!!!
36. Alice - October 22, 2008 9:06 PM
Why Jodie?.... why?.....
37. confused - October 22, 2008 9:11 PM
can someone please explain - what is wrong with this woman's nose???????? What is that and why is she in public with it???????
38. Ted from LA - October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
She seems very classy. I am surprised she needs to put up a sign begging for man juice.
39. Chris - October 22, 2008 9:47 PM
Waste of space...Thats what she was in the UK, and based on her US antics. She's still a waste of space...desperate for any sort of media attention.
Ignore her.
Thats what we did....and it worked too cuz she migrated.
40. Julia - October 22, 2008 10:00 PM
She and Coco are the same man.
41. joho777 - October 22, 2008 10:19 PM
I really doubt that Jodie Marsh can ever get pregnant.
Her ovaries have been shriveled and fried by too many years of too much mascara, silicone, and hair bleach. And by way too much random sex with anonymous subhuman strangers.
42. Call me Crazy - October 22, 2008 10:58 PM
Anyone else seeing the resemblance between this tart and a successfully bleached, female Michael Jackson? Please tell me her Mother's name is Billie Jean!
43. gerard Vandenberg - October 22, 2008 11:51 PM
am I right?
THIS IS AMERICA 2008, folks?
44. weirdo - October 22, 2008 11:53 PM
Is'nt this Linda Hogan with her hair up and some make-up on?lol
45. timmy the dying boy - October 22, 2008 11:57 PM
The key word here is "willing."
46. Binky - October 23, 2008 1:58 AM
Wow ! Sign me up !!
I like a gal who really 'nose' how to handle a cappuccino.
47. NY Ted - October 23, 2008 2:48 AM
I'll give her all the fucking "sperm" she wants...only it won't be where the baby she wants can be conceived...!
Gigidy...Gigidy...Gigidy!
48. cherrt - October 23, 2008 3:04 AM
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
49. music video - October 23, 2008 7:56 AM
sexyyyy
50. Stiles - October 23, 2008 8:21 AM
She's like a pornstar without the videos!
Lame.
51. Dean - October 23, 2008 8:54 AM
I can't stop looking at her nose.
52. ishi-san - October 23, 2008 9:03 AM
@ 26: I don't want to sound nasty, but do you think their are only male sperms? Actually they don't really have any gender yet at this stage :-)
53. Anon - October 23, 2008 9:16 AM
From what I remember sperm don't have a gender but a gender related chromosome x or y so having a male sperm is just as stupid as having a female.
But to have BOTH a male and female and in love!?!
it's as retarded as saying we're all born female.
54. toolboy - October 23, 2008 9:19 AM
Awesome! Finally a landfill to send my tadpoles to. With all this "Green save the planet" stuff going on, I was recycling everything. I was getting kind of tired of spanking it into a cup and then slamming it down like a shot. No more Green Guilt for me, I'm whacking into envelopes and sending them to Jodie!!
55. britney's weave - October 23, 2008 9:22 AM
yeah... that's why women "turn" gay... wow, she's fucking brilliant.
56. meow - October 23, 2008 9:37 AM
I didn't know men masturbated with turkey basters.
57. Anon - October 23, 2008 9:48 AM
Haha
briliant meow.
Think the superficial writer had better tell us how he manages that.
58. Deacon Jones - October 23, 2008 10:28 AM
Damn Fish, looks like I missed a lot of good posts yesterday...
Pic 1 is basically the first thing that goes thru my mind when a broad opens her mouth to speak to me, followed by a slow motion cumshot across ye ole brow!
59. Pilatunes - October 23, 2008 10:43 AM
I'll gladly donate so long as she doesn't come scrounging for support after the fact. If she gets tons of donors, can she do sperm cocktails in order to get pregnant? Or is it first come first serve?
Oh, and who the fuck is she anyway?
60. Superevil - October 23, 2008 11:13 AM
I'll hook her up but she's gonna have to fart it out if she wants it bad enough
61. JT - October 23, 2008 4:08 PM
Has no one stopped and thought about that horrid nose job?
62. oJAEflo - October 23, 2008 4:08 PM
That nose is mesmerizing.
Bob Hope's was less imposing.
63. Hmm - October 23, 2008 5:13 PM
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/rhinoplasty/18327-jodie-marshs-nose-job.html
64. Duke Steele - October 24, 2008 12:22 AM
Hey, all you guys reading this: I wouldn't this SKANK with YOUR dicks!
65. Duke Steele - October 24, 2008 12:23 AM
Hey, all you guys reading this: I wouldn't do this skank with YOUR dicks!
66. Pilatunes - October 26, 2008 10:59 PM
I dunno Duke, if I save up for long enough, I can really let fly. You might not even have to get close enough to touch if she holds still and your aim is good.
67. Helen - October 29, 2008 6:56 AM
Wow..., she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.