Oct 1 2008Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo planning a 'winter wedding'
Adding fuel to the pregnancy rumors, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were recently spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings and are looking to get married on the ASAP, according to a source for the Chicago Sun-Times:
Jessica Simpson and main man and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were in the store checking out big sparklers -- the kind women wear on their left-hand ring finger.
I'm hearing the couple are talking about a winter wedding. Dallas fans can relax. The happy twosome are said to be planning to tie the knot well after the end of the NFL season, including the Super Bowl -- should the Cowboys make it to the big game in Tampa, Fla.
All I know is, if the Cowboys blow it in the playoffs again, that kid's going to grow up without a father. Just sayin'. In the meantime, check out the last pic which proves my theory Jessica Simpson really is a clone of Britney Spears - but with the capacity to know shame. Neat, except I heard the new models have built-in ashtrays.
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Reader Comments
1. me - October 1, 2008 1:01 PM
first
2. LawnGnome - October 1, 2008 1:07 PM
Yeah, I see this one lasting. I can't believe he's still with her in the first place. He must not be too smart... he could be bagging so many women and he chooses her?
3. Ryan - October 1, 2008 1:07 PM
I want to fuck her....don't care...either way....humping....
4. Ryan - October 1, 2008 1:07 PM
I want to fuck her....don't care...either way....humping....
5. Rough Daddy - October 1, 2008 1:08 PM
How soon will Yoko Romo get on his nerves?
6. Slut - October 1, 2008 1:09 PM
wait wait wait......who buys an engagement ring at Nieman Marcus?
7. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason - October 1, 2008 1:11 PM
You misspelt rumour, it has a second "u", if you want to call it "English" that you use then spell in ENGLISH not incorrectly.
8. AJ - October 1, 2008 1:12 PM
I'll be surprised if it happens. Most men use Jess as a easy booty call like John Mayer.
9. Dar - October 1, 2008 1:18 PM
Winter wedding? Great idea! Tony will be free every weekend starting in January. Go for it--
10. e - October 1, 2008 1:22 PM
She's so pulling an Ashlee and getting hitched before the baby comes. I'm calling it.
11. HorribleJudgment - October 1, 2008 1:23 PM
Dear God, look at those massively huge, chunky slabs of leg! Can you say FAT?!
12. ph7 - October 1, 2008 1:27 PM
Haha - she's be even more horse like after she gets married. And he already looks like he has a touch of downs syndrome.
They should not reproduce - instead concentrate of not weighing a combined 500 lbs in 15 years.
13. andy7171 - October 1, 2008 1:28 PM
She has some of the finest looking legs on the planet!
14. mimi - October 1, 2008 1:31 PM
I hate her and all Anglo types. They need to be breeded out of the gene pool.
I prefer the Amy Winehouse version of beauty - she used to be so exotic - let's pray for her to return to the way she used to be!
15. morga - October 1, 2008 1:31 PM
agreein' w/ #13, her legs are getting a little meaty, but very shapely
16. log - October 1, 2008 1:33 PM
She has short, stumpy, elephant legs. Shoulders like a linebacker. A square, mannish face. Retard eyes.
But she has excellent tits, though!
17. i m just sayin' - October 1, 2008 1:34 PM
mimi- you're a bigoted freak- go away
18. Robert - October 1, 2008 1:35 PM
Her legs are typical fat mamma legs. That's why she is adored by men with fat mammas. A perfect hillbilly look.
19. Shorty - October 1, 2008 1:39 PM
#13
How kind of you to say since she is a short chick.
20. glace neuf - October 1, 2008 1:39 PM
i'd hit it.
21. mimi - October 1, 2008 1:40 PM
I love Amy and hate you! She is the most beautiful woman in the industry. The face of tomorrow although in the near future our skin will all be a bit darker with all the new people repopulating Europe and bringing fresh culture and beauty rather than pale skin Europeans.
22. Hoppy - October 1, 2008 1:45 PM
Run, Romo, Run!
You are marrying the dumbest woman on the planet - who will not age well. Take Tom Brady's cue and nail supermodels.
23. kelley - October 1, 2008 1:46 PM
Horrid nose job; they took too much off, and the IQ of a mushroom. Airhead !!
24. supersex - October 1, 2008 1:46 PM
i guess testing the theory of two losers making a winner.
25. Harry - October 1, 2008 1:51 PM
Tony Homo better hope TO approves of this. Sounds like another distraction for Mr. September - November.
26. mamadough - October 1, 2008 1:54 PM
who the hell really thinks it's Romo's kid? i'm calling it as Papa Joe's, the sick bastard.
27. Rant - October 1, 2008 2:27 PM
It took 25 comments for someone to use the ever clever "Tony Homo".
28. Nor Cal - October 1, 2008 2:28 PM
How on Earth do I agree w/mimi? Amy Winehouse is the baddest chick! I want to form a coalition to kidnap her and force health and love on her! and i cant stand jes simp but her dress and the small part of the shoes we can see (SHOW THE FUCKING SHOES!) are so kick ass! pictures are not doing it justice. what is that dress and where do I score one?! show the fucking shoes! jess actually can pull her ass together and look smokin hot sometimes. I'm kinda the same way. lazy.... but hot when I want.
29. hollywood_hillbilly - October 1, 2008 2:32 PM
A winter wedding will be perfect, his team won't be doing anything in the postseason.
30. 1 MILF Hunter - October 1, 2008 2:34 PM
Jessica will be the new Yoko Ono and break up the Cowboys - Yoko Romo.
31. Jessica Simpson - October 1, 2008 2:36 PM
My pussy smells like fish... or is it chicken?
32. Rough Daddy - October 1, 2008 3:05 PM
Hey Hillbilly? watching football is the only exercise your brain get?
33. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:12 PM
@ #7...If you are going to degrade someone because of their grammer or spelling you should know what the fuck you're talking about. Misspelt? You are a perfect example of what Carols Mencia would call a dee dee dee!
@ #31...That was bad, but good! :)
34. hit 'er in the shitter - October 1, 2008 3:13 PM
hell...he needs someone to make him feel better since GETTING HIS ASS WHIPPED BY THE REDSKINS!!! HHAHAHAHA
Shes fine as hell. You guys are sooooooooooo full of shit if you say you wouldnt tag her....
35. hollywood_hillbilly - October 1, 2008 3:15 PM
Douchie, you consider that mental exercise? You keep bringing up my name, what's that word you used? Obsess? Yeah, that was it.
36. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:16 PM
I "spelt" Carlos wrong only to prove my point. Got it?
37. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:19 PM
@32 and 35. You two are a married couple aren't you? You are not fooling anyone.
38. Rough Daddy - October 1, 2008 3:20 PM
Hillbilly? you've been stuck to my dcik like a human shishkebab, for sometimes now, so now you make me curious....
39. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:21 PM
...and your little show here is an attempt to spice things up a little maybe?
40. FACE - October 1, 2008 3:27 PM
I just busted a nut in my shorts looking at those thighs. That Romo is so damn lucky.
41. Narcissist - October 1, 2008 3:28 PM
She's looking WIIIIDE.
So was all this Christianity stuff they used to speak of just bullshit from the start, or did they drop it in recent years for money? Whole lot of adultery/fornication goin on.
42. hollywood_hillbilly - October 1, 2008 3:31 PM
Douchie is the woman, when she isn't posting here she is in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
43. aksarbenlove - October 1, 2008 3:33 PM
Life would be so much better if people would buy my stuff. Tony Romo would look cooler in my clothes, and so would you.
http://aksarbenlove.etsy.com
44. Rough Daddy - October 1, 2008 3:42 PM
Hey Hillbilly? i heard you were born on a farm,,,its a shame they chose you from the litter to give a computer to...
45. Lloyd Richard Wellington III - October 1, 2008 3:43 PM
#41 Huh? Christians can't be fat?
46. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:45 PM
@42...Didn't you say your woman was making a sandwich? Think she'd make me one? I'll take a fluffernutter please. And thank you!
47. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - October 1, 2008 3:49 PM
Most every Christian I know is fat. Mostly from the neck up, but fat nonetheless.
48. melissa - October 1, 2008 4:08 PM
YUCK THAT DRESS!!!
49. sameshitdifferentyear - October 1, 2008 4:22 PM
Aretha Franklin
minus the singing voice.
50. hata - October 1, 2008 4:56 PM
Jessica did a guest spot on Dancing WTS last night. I missed the announcement, so i didn't know who it was when she started. I instantly said to myself, this is terrible and muted the sound.
She is really bad.
51. sharpeidude - October 1, 2008 5:18 PM
She won't breakup the Cowboys; Jerry Jones will have her killed before it gets that far.
52. getadictionary - October 1, 2008 5:21 PM
#7 & #33 Rumor is spelled correctly and misspelt IS a word.
Stick to yanking and wanking each other's weiners while you squirt over Jessica Simpson's smelly coochie.
53. shelby - October 1, 2008 7:56 PM
Isn't it Neiman Marcus - but maybe I'm missing some sort of joke?
I still love you :)
54. shelby - October 1, 2008 7:57 PM
Isn't it Neiman Marcus - but maybe I'm missing some sort of joke?
I still love you :)
55. Freddo - October 1, 2008 9:27 PM
She looks stupid as hell, but damnation, she's as hot as they come. Speaking of cumming...loved those pics.
56. SIN - October 1, 2008 11:48 PM
Don't care about what they are oing. Just get this chick naked and let us see once and for all what all the talk is about.
57. jambi - October 2, 2008 2:24 AM
ew wtf, what the hell is wrong with her collarbones. its like theyre disappearing in quicksand. except its not sand. its fat. QUICKFAT.
58. Narcissist - October 2, 2008 7:38 AM
@45 I meant all the screwing around outside of wedlock and shitting out bastards and stuff.
Jess needs to be a God Warrior! It's dork-sided!! GOREGYLES!! Like on CATHEDRALS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4
59. gerard Vandenberg - October 2, 2008 7:43 AM
She can tell me the collor of SNOW, folks?
60. me - October 2, 2008 8:10 AM
Wow love the dress. I may have to steal that style for the holidays.
61. Dtown. - October 2, 2008 8:42 AM
I was at the NM they were talking about. If they were there I must of just missed them, My buddy bought his weddings rings from the same guy and he did not really say any thing about it. I think I've seen a pic of Tony Wearing a Cartier, wonder if he got it from the downtown NM.
62. J - October 2, 2008 2:33 PM
I love jessica simpson. I am very glad to know she doesnt read sites like this. No one deserves to be crucified hour by hour the way she is.
63. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
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67. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
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68. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
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SUCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DALLAS FANS NEED ANOTHER SUPER-BOWL WIN IN OUR GERERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HEAR CLAY AIKEN IS STILL
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69. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEP BACK YEE
SUCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DALLAS FANS NEED ANOTHER SUPER-BOWL WIN IN OUR GERERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HEAR CLAY AIKEN IS STILL
SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
70. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEP BACK YEE
SUCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DALLAS FANS NEED ANOTHER SUPER-BOWL WIN IN OUR GERERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HEAR CLAY AIKEN IS STILL
SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. juando lopez - October 2, 2008 10:49 PM
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEP BACK YEE
SUCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DALLAS FANS NEED ANOTHER SUPER-BOWL WIN IN OUR GERERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HEAR CLAY AIKEN IS STILL
SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72. jennifer - October 5, 2008 10:29 PM
Jessica Simpson procreating will surely be a sign of the impending apocalypse.
73. manhnads - October 6, 2008 11:21 PM
this is one ugly dress