Oct 28 2008Jessica Biel is breasty

She is so hot!!!!!!!!! Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^mysportsdate.com^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

She's in such good shape, that I'd be afraid she'd hurt me. Or just laugh at me. Don't know which would be worse.

wow, I can actually date her on mysportsdate? That's awesome, I'm so going there right now to sign up. Do I need to give them all my credit card numbers, or is only one required? I'll do whatever they want, because I'm both stupid AND gullible, and also was born just yesterday.

asshat.

She is so pretty. She doesnt need a lick of make up and her body is great! One q: why justin why him??? Ewwwwwwww

oh good lord,,,probably the best buns in the biz.....can that dork timberlake handle that?

Take the fucking pain, Captain Morgan! Take the pain!

Oh La La, Timberlake is not doing that justice.................

needs to back off of the shoulder and arm workouts, but she looks tasty

She's a negriod, that's right a straight negra.

If I were Timberflake id make her walk backward only...

What a fucking buttaface. She looks like Michael Jackson, yo!

I used to be a fan until she hooked up with Twink!

Soon none of us will be able to write as we feel. Obama is definitely going to restrict liberties. So soon there will be no more TheSuperficial - to the Sheeple that support Socialism, you deserve it.

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DUMB BROAD!!!!!! JUST ANOTHER NARROW MINDED, OUT OF TOUCH, RICH BECAUSE OF US AVERAGE FOLK, BIAST, IMMATURE, HOLLYWOOD PIECE OF SHIT. JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL BITCH THAT WON'T BE MAKING MONEY FROM ME NO MORE. WAIT A MINUTE JESSICA YOU CAN'T ACT AND EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE BEEN IN SUCKED!!!!!! AND THANK GOD I NEVER WASTED ANY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON HER BITCH ASS. WELL I GUESS IF B.O. WINS SOME GHETTO LAZY PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S PROBABLY STANDING IN THE CHEESE LINE AS I WRITE THIS WILL GET MY HARDEARNED MONEY THANKS TO HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLES LIKE BIEL OVER HERE. FUCK YOU BIEL AND FUCK YOU TIMBERLAKE FOR TRYING TO ALTER MY LIFE AND OTHER AMERICANS BY DONATING YOUR FUCKING MONEY TO ASSHOLES LIKE OBAMA. YOU DON'T LIVE THE LIVES WE LIVE WITH ALL YOUR MONEY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAYING YOUR MORTGAGE ON TIME AND HAVING TO SLAVE AWAY 5O HOURS A WEEK. I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS.

HIP HIP HOORAY FOR MARXIST, SOCIALIST, COMMUNIST PIECE OF SHIT OBAMA!!! WOO HOO!!!!!

Jessica, your smile parts the darkest clouds on the stormiest day.

Randal

Well - she's the cutest thing out of Ely, MN for a quite a while. (And I thought the place was just famous for Will Steger mukluks.)
It's almost sad every movie she's been in is complete crap.

FISH, Fix your RSS feed... the photos are all screwed up in the feed

If that's "chesty" than I must have quadruple-mega-turbo-DD's. I think she's just wearing a dress that's too small. cue the "you're jealous" comments.

If that's "chesty" than I must have quadruple-mega-turbo-DD's. I think she's just wearing a dress that's too small. cue the "you're jealous" comments.

This bitch bugs me. Her body is way hot, but I'd need a bag for that fucking mug and hoover beak.

her body is smokin'... but her hair and makeup look a little off... dunno.... I'd still wreak that poon

Looking at her makes my underware shrink.

She's never looked better. And if she is working her upper body, stay with it. Looking great and she has the classic figure down.

she's got me lovestoned, i think that she knows.

she's got me lovestoned, i think that she knows.

http://howtolosegirls.com

would it have killed her to wash and style her hair? seriously?

Why is she dating a homosexual?

She is so beautiful and has such a great body. She really doesn't even need makeup, but I do wish that she would hire a hair stylist/makeup artist for these events. I would love to see her with her hair and makeup done well...it would enhance her.

that reminds me... i really need to get laid.

You are still around P0nk? I have not seen you on a long time..

Nice job commenting on here about how "good-looking" you are, Jessica. Tell me, do you, Rose McGowan and Michael Jackson all share the same plastic surgeon - cause uh looks like he gave ya'll the same mug.

Jessica Biel !!!
she's hot!! what do ya say? huh?
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Such a beautiful dress on such an amazing body...and then you look at her hair and face...such a shame...

thanxx

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAT.

Bravo FISH, well fucking done!

Jessica Biel is one of this generation's hottest pieces of ass, hands down. She's got something for everyone, especially that ass.

I almost came my pants for a second, I thought that first pic was her passed out lying on her back, now THAT would be awesome (rings hands, looks around)

wow, NOSEJOB!

not in the least bit attractive. i'd still do her, though.

i bet that her ass is hard as a rock

One of the hottest chicks out there..... from the neck down. And one of the ugliest from the neck up...... God must have played a cruel joke on her....

i bet that her ass is hard as a rock

I'd beat her ass with my cock, which is hard as a rock.

No, no, that's not right. I'd bet that my ass can take a hard cock. Yeah, that's more like it, ...

Damn... those boobs rock !!! looks horny doesn't she ???

ROFL !!!

XOXO !!

Come on, Jess, let's go to your house. We can lift weights and have crazy butt sex... What's that? Quid pro quo? Eh, when in rome...

Rich Port is back ?
All we need now is DanYell, PapaHotNutz, BarbadoSlim, OshkoshWillgosh, JrzMom ,and that guy who was some sort of rodent and drank Bud Lite (?)
(Sorry the name escapes me)
I guess they're all coming back for the Revolution ! ? (or their trolls?)

What a stupid ass title!! She has always been well endowed, never overly so and has always carried herself in a professional and talented way...what is there to say other than she looks amazingly beautiful as usual dumb ass!!

What a stupid ass title!! She has always been well endowed, never overly so and has always carried herself in a professional and talented way...what is there to say other than she looks amazingly beautiful as usual dumb ass!!

nice bum, but her hair is awfully boring and doesn't do a thing for her.

I LOVE THE DEODORANT IN THE PITS!

She's also fucking toothy.

Americans have the patent on "cheap" outfits & looks?

Jessica is about one CH away from pulling a Madonna when it comes to the bench pressing and pilates. She needs to tone that shit down a bit before Justin actually starts becoming sexually attracted to her masculine ass and her pleasant, quiet life as a beard is over.

She should ask Kirsten Dunst what happens to a gal's career when her mega-fine gay boyfriend decides she needs to up the ante in the tits department before his cover (but definitely not his load) is blown.

You call Madonna manly? Just one look at her screams, TESTOSTERONE!

so ugly!

look here ! let me tell you ,what's real womon

so ugly!

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so ugly!

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Wow..., she is gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

Fake top lip and girl needs to pick a hair colour and stick to it not just let the blonde grow out, but other than that great implants.

I could be distracted, yet, the lips of Jolie still haunt my existence. Nice try Biel, nice try.

Plain girl, average body, nasty hair, collegen lips, bad nose job, lousy acting, boring, etc., etc., etc.........

Flawless. And whomever said they didn't like her hair needs to learn a thing or two about the look men like. Long, thick, flowing locks like that? Perfect.

I bet her breath smells like Amaretto. Just perfect...

Hey # 60 ListerineMan

There is nothing wrong with long flowing hair, just WASH IT ONCE IN A WHILE! And she looks like her breath would smell like cigarettes and vodka......

Listerine man, when people with brown hair get highlights then decide to go back to being a gorgeous brunette then they should embrace the idea of getting the colour fixed to match the roots, she's not hard up and has no excuse for having to grow out the old colour.

Rapunxel is right, does need a wash as well, what did she do to piss off her stylist and colourist so much?

#13 You sound like some kind of BUSH ASSKISSER to me? Wassamatta,BITCH...Does the fall of the 4th Reich make you cranky? Hey Dubbya, is that you?????

I admit, her face looks a little off, but I dont think JT's pilow really gives a shit

hmm... i don't know if she thought the gorgeous dress would just cover the fact that she rolled out of bed and put it on without showering. The no makeup is hot, but what's with the hair??

#64. I'd rather have 4 more years of Bush than elect a man that has ties with various terrorist organizations, B. Hussein Obama! Almost everyone in obama's past, from Wright, to Ayers, to Dorn, to Kalid Mansour, to Farakahn, to Rashid Khalidi, to even his "lovely" wife have demonstrated contempt or hatred, for America. They have ALL either supported terrorist actions or have actually participated in terrorist actions against our Country.

How long did the pilots responssible for 9/11 live in the US and train to be pilots, and live among us like regular people?!? What do you think this guy is! This would be the greatest act of terrorism letting HIM become president. That would open the door for another attack. Obama would be more concerned that the terrorists "rights" weren't violated than he would be trying to catch them!

OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!

McCain/Palin 2008

Jesus #67, I'm not even an american and I am terrified that there are people in this world as ignorant as you...

#68.

Only the liberal morons who believe all the shit that pours out of Obama's mouth are ignorant! That's what terrifies me! This unqualified socialist is unfit to run a country. God help us if he does. Do some research into Obamas past and maybe you won't be so ignorant.

i love that you call US sheep. mccain and palin have you spouting their bullshit verbatim. don't you see--republicans win elections by FEAR. bush sr. won because he made everyone think of dukakis as a pal of murderers. bush jr. stayed in office by demonizing the middle east. and now mccain is lying to you, telling you that your hard-earned money will go to those less fortunate.

um, do you make more than a quarter-million a year? cuz if you don't (which i'm guessing you don't because you all sound really uneducated), then YOUR TAXES WILL NOT GO UP.

idiots.

she needs a tan..I find her very unattractive...I dont know what it is...She has a nice body but I dont know...I cant put my finger on it..she's just ordinary

Hahahaha @69

Don't worry about him, he's like this guy I used to work with. They listen to Sean Hannity and such and just swallow the bullshit everyday until they get to the point where they are beyond paranoid.

He's like those bumblefuck towns in Nebraska (population 314) that spend 3 million dollars of Homeland Security money on a bioterrorism mobile command center, theyre fucking nuts, there's no reasoning with them, it's like trying to talk to a cow.

Jessica Biel is a man. She walks like a man, has bigger shoulders than the Rock, and check out some of her bikini photos, she has a cock.

She's definately pounding Timberlake in the ass.

Timberlake also dated another man, Cam Diaz. She has a cock too.

At least Beil is trying somewhat to hide her manliness by getting a boob job..

Thar's Gold In Dem Dar Hills

Obama keeps talking about this "fairness" issue and "spread the wealth" NO THANK YOU! I work hard for my money, I want to keep it. Obama keeps lowering the level of the term RICH. Soon, people making 50,000 will be considered rich and taxed up the ASS! He's a snake. He wants to make everything fair for everyone, so that the guy who works in the factory has the same chance as the guy who OWNS the factory, even though the owner worked his ass off to get where he is and the worker sat on his ass waiting for another handout! You know what they call Obama's "fairness"? IT'S CALLED SOCIALISM PEOPLE!

to mccain supporters: you should be insulted. your candidates are counting on your stupidity. they pander to it (what with all the you betcha's and joe six pack, please).

the fact that they're 10 points behind means that 42% of the country is fucking stupid enough to believe all of their bullshit. they say socialist, you say "ok. he's a socialist." some of you even think he's a terrorist.

wanna see how stupid you are?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/18/fact-check-obama-said-he-would-spread-his-wealth-around/

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/05/fact-check-is-obama-palling-around-with-terrorists/

Thanks for the mammaries!

@75
There's no factory jobs left anymore here. Free trade, whoo hoo

She has a perfect body

Anyone notice that all the traditionally Blue states are also the states with the highest population of blacks? Why do you think that is?

Let's see, Democrats take white peoples money away. Blacks produce nothing, don't have jobs, and need money. Democrats give the white peoples money to the Blacks.

Pretty simple equation if you ask me. The Blacks need the Democrats as much as the Democrats need the Blacks. That way the Democrats can keep their voting factories (housing projects) producing more product.

Also, if you think I'm being racist, or that whites are racist, suck on this:

99% of all Blacks in America are voting for the Black guy. So who's the real racists?

Blacks have always been the bigger racists. White people are generally forgiving and accepting. It's the Blacks that can't accept equality. Blacks have MORE opportunity's to improve their lives in this country than anyone else. The gov't has made them MORE equal than any other race. Yet they are virtually unchanged over the past 200 years.

Why is it that every race of people on the planet can come to this country and thrive within a generation? Yet these stupid Blacks seem to be content with complete and utter failure. They are unable to thrive, and are steeped in failure and dependance on the government. And all they can do is blame it on "Whitey", rather than take responsiblilty for their own lives. Fuck em, they deserve their station in life. Pathetic subhuman leeches.

I'm just stating the facts here, don't care if you like it or not.....

Stop talking election crap! The best thing about this site is how everyone bags, praises and shares their thoughts and fantasies about what they would do to these women which is hilarious!!! Unfortunately today when I needed a laugh I’ve been greeted with election crap. Surely if you’re that passionate about it you’d think of a better site than the Superficial (no offence is meant for the Superficial) to vent your political opinions, need I remind you that you live in a democracy, well some kind of democracy anyway. Enough said on this issue!
She is amazing, clearly her best work was done in 7th Heaven though I would help her get to 8th if you know what I mean…by you know what I mean balls deep.

Stop talking election crap! The best thing about this site is how everyone bags, praises and shares their thoughts and fantasies about what they would do to these women which is hilarious!!! Unfortunately today when I needed a laugh I’ve been greeted with election crap. Surely if you’re that passionate about it you’d think of a better site than the Superficial (no offence is meant for the Superficial) to vent your political opinions, need I remind you that you live in a democracy, well some kind of democracy anyway. Enough said on this issue!
She is amazing, clearly her best work was done in 7th Heaven though I would help her get to 8th if you know what I mean…by you know what I mean balls deep.

He isn't a bad looking dude.

@80
Your point? I'm racist and sexist, but I'm still a democrat. And no, Im not confused

#76

The reason your liberals are so ignorant is because you believe the crap news channles like CNN, NBC, CBS put out there! Those channels are run by liberals! Of course they are going to report on the (so called) positive aspects of Obama, and the negative (digging really hard) on McCain.

#85

I am voting for Obama based on his policies. You right wingers believe all the lies the McCain/Palin camp tell you. They say lies like Obama wants to raise taxes for everybody, but he only wants to raise taxes for the elite rich 5 percent of the American population which are similar to the Reagan administration. McCain wants to maintain corporate welfare by lowering the Capital Gains tax.

I bet Jessica can't wait to take off her girdle with the push up pads and under wire. When one does not have a lot to push up then it can get very uncomfortable.

FUCK OBAMA

There's so many dumb people out there that it makes the democratic process pointless. That "Americans against a Socialist Society!" moron actually shocked me with their stupidity. I can only hope they are joking...

That's the only problem I have with conservatives - they buy into bullshit way too easy and regurgitate it as if everything is a fact.

this girl is hot! PERFECT body. beautiful face.

@ #18 snackontits - i am not going to say anything about you being jealous, but i am going to point out the fact that you also weigh about 80lbs more than her. you see, the more you weigh, the bigger your tits get. so, that considered, i believe you have bigger tits. but i don't care, cause beil's are absolutely perfect and in the most perfect proportion to her slammin body.

She's not so hot but I think I could convince myself fuck her in the ass if I didn't have to look at her.

#86,

You are so ignorant! Here is how the economy works. When you raise capital gains taxes people trade less, they sell assets less because they lose more of their profit, therefore the government loses money.
When you lower capital gains taxes people trade more, they sell more assets because they get to keep more of their money, which means more money for the government.

Lower capital gains taxes + People trading more = more tax money for the government (even at a lower percentage)

Raise capital gains taxes + People trade less = less money for the government ($0.00 x any tax rate still = $0.00)

Talk about believing lies that your candidate tell you!!!

#89

Conservatives are just sick of giving lazy give-me-another-handout liberals all of our hard earned money! I'm sick of paying for sombody elses kid's breakfast and lunch at school because they are too lazy. I'm sick of paying for drug users clean needles so they don't spread AIDS because they are too lazy to take care of themselves. I'm sick of paying for gang member's tattoo removals because they are too lazy to think before they permanently tattoo a stupid gang symbol on themselves. I'm sick of paying for some mother of 15's name brand cereal and steaks, while I eat ground beef and store brand cereal because she is too lazy to look for a job!

Shall I continue?

#93

The USA feeds most of the world and we are the greatest contributors for charity, so why is it a problem to help out the 20 percent of Americans living in poverty to get back on their feet? Yes people abuse the welfare system all the time and the government tries to eliminate this by placing restrictions on welfare recipients, but greedy corporate Americans giving bad loans out of greed and packaging the bad loans to sell are also abusing the system. Millions of Americans have no health insurance. This means it cost the tax payer more money because they could not afford preventive medicine and now need expensive surgery. Perhaps all the ground beef you eat is making you constipated and uptight. I suggest you try more vegetarian dishes.

#92

Lower Capital Gains Tax and allow the chiefs to get bigger bonuses.
Raise Capital Gains tax and prevent the chiefs from getting bigger bonuses because they already get a lot of perks and bonuses.

Keep on believing the McCain lies because he wants to give the rich elite 5 percent of the American population the best tax breaks while forcing people who really need the tax breaks to do without like food and medical care because they are living paycheck to paycheck.

It's pointless to try to explain things to these liberals who live with blinders on and one ear open to CNN.

--98--
You are absolutely right. I was voting for Obama but now I see that the rich need to get richer and somehow it will trickle down to the poor people. And all this time I thought if 95 percent of Americans got a tax break then they could afford to live and buy the neccessities and perhaps some could even save money. McCain wants to give the rich 5 percent of Americans 700,000 worth of tax breaks. These rich people really need it to buy their designer clothes, mansions, trips around the world, etc. Why would anyone want to help people get back on their feet and make America stronger? My co-worker just hit my head with a ruler and now I'm back to my senses.

VOTE FOR OBAMA!

--96--
You are absolutely right. I was voting for Obama but now I see that the rich need to get richer and somehow it will trickle down to the poor people. And all this time I thought if 95 percent of Americans got a tax break then they could afford to live and buy the neccessities and perhaps some could even save money. McCain wants to give the rich 5 percent of Americans 700,000 worth of tax breaks. These rich people really need it to buy their designer clothes, mansions, trips around the world, etc. Why would anyone want to help people get back on their feet and make America stronger? My co-worker just hit my head with a ruler and now I'm back to my senses.

VOTE FOR OBAMA!

See that's where you liberal idiots are wrong. Not all Republicans are rich. I make about 37,000 a year, FAR from rich. I just don't believe in the whole spread the wealth thing.

I don't mind a little charity now and then, but I'm not going to suffer so some lazy slob can buy a pack of cigaretts! I made some bad credit choices in the past and I never cried that the government should bail me out! I worked hard to save my money and pay my bills, I shouldn't have to help someone that doesn't want to help themselves.

Give a man a fish, he eats for one day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime!

Try letting people learn their lessons instead of giving them handouts whenever they cry!

I'd hate to be her boyfriend if she didn't let me spank her. I mean, apart from her ass, does she have much to offer?

#99

You seem to think that all 20 percent of Americans living in poverty are lazy. How about the mother that has 4 kids under the age of 5 and the father decides he does not want to be a father anymore and bails. How does the mother find a job that can pay child care for 4 kids? One of her options is to get support from the government where she attends school and gets training for a specific skill while her kids attend the school day care. You only make 37,000 a year. Wouldn't you like a tax break so that you can have an extra 1500-2000 per year. I think you need the money more than the rich elite 5 percent of Americans. Let's make all Americans stronger and not just the rich 5 percent of Americans---VOTE OBAMA.

If you are making $37000 grand a year and are voting republican you are a sucker. Rich elite republicans with old money count on dumb people like you to preserve their wealth & power. Dumb people like you elect republicans who go & give their billionaire buddies (who paid for their campaign) tax breaks. They are LAUGHING at you. And thanking you for being a modern-day slave.

If it's in blue jeans, a flight suit or all glammed up only one word comes to mind......................WOW!

#101 - Not my fault or problem!

#102 - You are a moron thinking that all Republicans are "rich elite" I'm a member of my city's republican city committee (in a democratic state) Majority of the members are just like me, middle class regular people.

So I'm now laughing at you.

No sloppy flapjack ass on Jessica. Think she got carried away with the weights for a while, though.

@67 - Well, you want a VP who was IN a domestic terrorist organization? Palin was part of an Anti-U.S. movement, and is schmoozing with a doomsday cult and a WITCH HUNTER to boot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1m56rGiw-c&feature=related

A good portion of what these shady characters are complaining about are matters like carpet bombing illiterate peasants who have nothing to do with us, while other peasants who praise us and beg for for a tiny crumb of assistance are completely ignored. Our actions have some reprocussions...not sure what's so impossible to understand about that.

>>"How long did the pilots responssible for 9/11 live in the US and train to be pilots, and live among us like regular people?!?"<<
Ask W., he's the one that let it happen, and apperantly bent the laws of physics with his superior intellect, causing those buildings to free fall like that as if the inside magically disappeared.
Then, when the whole civilized world lines up beside us with their dukes up, he bungled the shit out of that once in a millenium miracle beyond all belief. Here we are, 8 years later, fucked to hell. He has helped make lots of new jobs in China and South America, though.

They're all just spineless puppets anyway. Both sides are lying, won't keep promises. Republican party really screwed McCain over throwing this con artist fake-Christian Palin psycho in with him though.

@102 - They can't all be rich elite. They need those illiterate caveman dittoheads at the campaigns, enslaved by fear and ignorance, praying for someone to protect them from the bogey-man under their bed.