Oct 3 2008Jessica Alba 'muzzling' Hayden Panettiere not at all like I imagined (No pudding, jet packs.)

retarded. I'm not voting now.

The Stupidest Shit I've Ever Seen!! Plus You Don't Need To Speak To Vote!! Dumbasses!

If you were not planning on voting & some ignorant no talent hollywood fucktard convinced you you should vote. Don't. Go about your life and let non-morons take care of the voting.

If you were not planning on voting & some ignorant no talent hollywood fucktard convinced you you should vote. Don't. Go about your life and let non-morons take care of the voting.

Horrible acting. How did Jessica and Hayden ever make it? Oh wait... Have they?

How can a movie with 2 women and a muzzle not be sexy?

By having these 2 brain dead retards in it!

Someone needs to stab that worthless cunt in the face. And that blonde midget too.

Effyeray - I second your statement.

I've always been a fan of Jessica Alba in the past, but while I was watching that I felt the urge to punch her in the face. Was there any point to my 3 minutes of pain?

damn you're on a roll today

That was stupid.... If only I had a brain, I would know how to say NO to this site...but alas I was almost amused making this almost worth coming here for, or not...

I always thought she was a no talent ass-clown but now it's more evident than ever. Stick to wearing bikini's on the beach hunny, it's the only thing you're good at.

Do these people not have managers or publicists or someone to stop them from doing incredibly stupid shit?

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Man, it has to be some black celebs somewhere doing something to get pics taken. Arent there some fine black women to post pics of? What a bullshit punk ass white boy faggot site.

Ummm....yeah...
Assholes at work.
How the hell did they get famous again?

Okay. I've officially had it with Alba and all of these out of touch Hollywood shit heads. I mean it. I've fucking had it. Stop it. Just....stop it. You're making fucking fools of yourselves, and you're beating a dead horse. Talk about over-kill, you idiots. We get it--you "care" about getting people to vote. Or that's the newest celebrity trend: making retarded videos, speaking down to the youth of America, as if they are 5 year olds.

It's as if they just assume that without their little campaigns, in which they make asses out of themselves, no one will vote. I was already planning to vote. I know who I'm voting for. And I'm not stupid enough to be fooled into thinking that a majority of these "celebs" actually care whether or not anyone they're targeting with these campaigns votes or not. All these voting videos are the new cool thing to do, right Hollywood douche bags?

It seems as though Jessica is doing a perfect parody of Sarah Palin. I'm sold!

I'm just glad that we're looking at political advertisements instead of the FUNNY CELEBRITY NEWS that we're supposed to be reading. Yay.

that was the stupidest thing i have ever seen. if this wasn't such an important election i would protest and NOT vote just because of this. this has actually made me cringe picturing myself going to vote...i hope no one thinks i'm doing it because some fuckard celebrity convinced me too. i'm so embarrassed for her. what a no talent loser.

well she still cant act for shit.

@Face
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Hey Face, I guess you are catching on that we don't like your kind?

Gawd she's a twit! Good thing shes pretty.

A lot of people forget, but after 9/11 the mood of the country got very serious and somber and celebrities (mostly actors) got worried that the "entertainment world" was going to be shunned for awhile. So they got on the phone to their agents and demanded to get invitations to various special events (televised, preferably) so they could get a piece of the national spotlight, and show how serious and sorrowful they felt (=could act). It's the same thing during presidential elections. These ridiculous "spots" are just a gig, and they're great for people who feel like they need to try to stay in the spotlight (Ms. Planetarium?) or get back into it (Ms. Assba).

#13

I'm completely turned on by "HorribleJudgment". There! I said it.

The New World Order is coming whether we like it or not. (I'm not Christian and not a nutjob. There's plenty of documentation out there, read it or you're an idiot) It doesn't matter who you fucking vote for. Obama will not win (though I desperately want him to) because it doesn't fit into the elite's plans. If he's about to win, the polls will be fixed. If he gets elected, there'll be some kind of scandal or he'll be assassinated. THERE IS NO WAY THE PEOPLE WHO GOT GEORGE BUSH ELECTED (NOT YOU THE VOTERS) WILL EVER LET A BLACK MAN BE PRESIDENT AND RUIN THEIR PLANS.

I'm not voting this year. Because my vote, and all of your votes, do not matter. Don't you fucking dare try and doubt me either.

These people who don't plan to vote, I assume they don't follow the news or keep up with current events. Why would you want them to vote? Maybe they should be encouraging them to keep up with current events instead - and that will prompt them to vote.

THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN. JUST THROW A BAG OVER THEIR HEAD AND BINGO!

i think that's the most i've seen her smile EVER.

I am positive that Obama is one of them. He is a ninth cousin of McCain who is a cousin of Bush, etc. This was on the news and verified by ancestry.com. The elites use race, gender, and class against us, but they don't buy into it themselves. There are elites who aren't white men (though most are). The American people are screwed no matter which one gets in. Vote third party or your will be supporting the impending One World Order.

They both support the bailout. Get your facts straight.. it is a scam. The FED has already pumped much more money into the system and inflated the dollar. We need to let the entire banking system fail as it is the first step to freedom around the world.

"The Zeitgeist" is a free movie available to watch or download online as well as many others.. check em out people. I am a mother &college graduate, not some loon. WAKE up people!

Oh man, that was painful. Horrible, just horrible.
In 2008, do you want to be shot in the face, or in the back of the head?
Choices choice!
Vote now! Weeee

Oh man, that was painful. Horrible, just horrible.
In 2008, do you want to be shot in the face, or in the back of the head?
Choices choices!
Vote now! Weeee

i dont dink so shes hawtie haterZZ

Lobotomy retard, not a vasectomy.

i love how ur all jealous shes smart, funny and GORGEOUS !

This is absolutely disgusting, and I would think, career suicide for Jessica Alba. She is really making me not want to vote.

Oh my god those gloves... I've got a raging hard on right now. If the glove don't fit, who gives a shit.

Damnit, I read that headline as "nuzzling," and thought the video clip would show some soft-core girl on girl.

I'm sorely disappointed.

either im strange, or did i find even her arms are sexy....eff the commercial!

I was going to vote too but since these celebs are doing all this egotistical and condescending bullshlaka, politics can go fuck itself. Now where's my halo.

i dont know this made me hate jessica alba a little. i guess i just have to ignore this for her to stay number 1 on my who i would like to sleep with.

Would somebody shoot them, please?

does noone think "muzzler" sounds dangerously close to "muslim" ? maybe a hidden political message? im surprised they havent got any shit for it yet.

The headline fooled me. I thought, like a dog, Jessica would be sticking her muzzle into Hayden's crotch. Hey girls, let's make a deal. Do a video like that and I promise to vote.

@ 2 Im sure you had to know that it was totally symbolic. If you don't vote you have no voice. Does that ring a bell.

I'm the first one to say actors should shut up about their politics, but I thought this was kind of funny. I've never seen Jessica so animated.

Wow. That was three minutes of my life that I'll never, ever get back. Jessica Alba was a lot better before she tried to be funny and/or preachy.

@48

anything to get away from that baby her husband tricked her in to having.

"honey did you wear the condom?"
"NOPE, GOTCHA BITCH!!!"

Ha, Hayden sounds like Kenny.

Don't quit your day job.

I hate this self righteous bitch.

wow, hollywood has taken on a new level of bad and scary.

wow, hollywood has taken on a new level of bad and scary.

http://willtheymakeit.net

Umm, lets get this straight. Celebrity blogs are a notch below celebrity political activism in terms of irrelevance, no?

I cringed.

Um.

How retarded IS this country?

This is funny. I live in Australia and here its illegal NOT to vote, you actually get a fine. But he's right, your letting people that "think The Hills is real" vote. hahaha

i hate jessica alba

This makes me Really not attracted to Jessica Alba...i didn't even think that was possible!

44, These people want Obama like no other, muslim paranoia is not the point.
My question is, 'WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT SOOO LONG?'
what a horrible piece of shit
acting: shit
writing:shit
They started calling it a mask halfway through, loosing any catchphrase reminder ad possibilities. Someone that encourages to vote should not be voting.

thats gotta be the best acting jessica has ever done.

I know this is supposed to parody QVC but...they really come across as having acting abilities no better than your average high school play. I hear Hayden's acting was so bad in the latest Heroes episodes it actually got mentioned in a local paper here where we don't even get the latest Heroes episodes, can any of you confirm?

#21,
Another classic.

that's hot

jessica alba was never meant to do comedy

Why didn't they put that on her BEFORE she released that song!

The Stupid Vote wins whether they vote or not, you see the Stupid ones voted four years ago, ya wanna' repeat? Where's my passport?

That was really bad, I guess now that her cooter resembles roast beef she has no need to show talent anymore....

I'm sorry, but Hayden Pene..... whatever, looks like a 13 year old girl going to a school dance. She even kind of acts like one in this not-so-watchable video.

Just when I thought Hayden Bullshitiere had reached the pinnacle of asinine shtick,(remember the dolphin incident) she outdoes herself . Oh by the way, Vern Troyer was asking about you, he's never done it with another midget before.

I agree with #1

retarded. I'm not voting now.

The arrogance of these fucks thinking they can sway voters. We care about her tits, not her thoughts, so shut up Jessica.

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(Amen!)

When are the Hollyweirddo's going to realize we don't give a Fuck what they think?

soo lame...
on the other hand, i wish i could see those 2 relegated from movies to infomercials, where they could replace that american legend, billy mays, and advertise kaboom, orange glow, and all the other crap, but in bikinis and on their knees. yeah, that would be pretty cool and much better value to society than this misguided attempt.

you mexican tramp, shut the FUCK UP

this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. I used to like jessica but now she just annoys the shit out of me.

Thank you, Dan.

It WAS the best acting she's ever done. What the hell?

And please, PLEASE for the sake of youth, don't name your kids after abstract concepts! Augh.

The names of fruit are barely tolerable and Jessica goes and turns her kid into a headcase before nursery school.

Otherwise, rock on J.A.

Ok...seeing as I'm praying this is seriously supposed to be a parody film, the acting is supposed to be exaggerated...they're making fun of the traditional infomercials on TV. So making fun of their acting is pointless, seeing as it's their exaggerated acting.

And...wow. To the first person who said you don't need to speak to vote....you're a dumb ass. It's a figure of speech, as in your vote is you speaking out for your beliefs and who you want to lead our country. And it doesn't matter if you don't like them; they at least pretend to care that the country gives a shit about who they elect. More than most of Hollywood now.

Wow, Jessica is an unbelievable terrible actress! You have to see someone attempt comedy before you realize how bad they really are.

It's the Fucking Retards who Complain about the Nominees and say " I'm not voting , because I'm protesting the Election" that are the Problem in this country.
YOU have a Vote... IT does count... There are more choices than just Obama or McCain. Make a Difference and put the American Political System on it's ear,, Vote for an Independent. Write in Fucking Mickey Mouse if you must. But for the sake of America Vote for something...............

Alba, please fuck off and die.

Alba's "acting" sucks even in an internet meme. And she gets paid millions to do it on the big screen.

God I hate her. And besides, sexiest woman alive my ass.