Oct 2 2008Jessica Alba continues annoying trend of celebrities telling people to vote

What the?

That is FREAKY!

My prayers are now being answered perhaps for Amy!!!! I am first for the love of God - a turnaround!!!!

AMEN!

Amen. An ignorant vote is worse than no vote at all.

Don't vote and she'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Oh. Reminds me, the new Saw is coming out. I can't wait!

Amy Whinehouse is lost cause. That creepy pic of Alba is more attractive than Whinehouse.

If you're a democrat, you have to vote on Nov 5th. They're doing it that way this year to cut down on the crowding at the polls.

A vote is a vote. Politicians count on people staying home. That's crap advice from a clueless celebrity website blogger. You should always vote. There is no litmus test for voting. I mean, by that standard, the author of this hilarious but superficial site should stay home. Go vote. Get real.

You mean Jessica Alba doesn't have a doctoral degree in Political Science...oh, that's right, just big boobs.

It puts the lotion on it's skin

That's what they want the ignorant vote. If one actually takes the time to vote because a celebrity did an ad, they are likely going to vote for the same person as that celeb who influenced them.

yeah this is not at all shocking. do they really think people are going to look at this is go vote? fuck off.

Right Fury,
You're an idiot. Vote on the 4th.

THANK YOU. Finally somebody that isn't worried about being politically correct in lieu of professing what is actually the case. I second your remark. If you don't know anything about what you're voting for, DON'T DO IT.

"Declare Yourself." Declare what? Declare your ignorance? You ("you" being anyone indifferent about politics until the day they exercise their unfortunate right to vote for the next leader of the country) are not doing yourself or this country any favors by closing your eyes and pointing randomly. Which, conveniently, is exactly what you'd be doing if you didn't just stay put and let those of us who know what's going on handle the voting. Just because you have the right doesn't mean you have the knowledge. It would be better for everyone if you just own the realization that you need to go ahead and chain yourself to your couch November 4.

I really had to get that out. You know, I'd like to start a campaign with the above message blaring as obnoxiously as the Declare Yourself ads. In fact, I'm going to do it. Watch for it.

No, fury was right. Democrats vote on the 5th.

You don't wanna move to Canada. It's actually WORSE here. At least you can vote for the individual you want to lead and have one of the sexiest women ever telling you to get out there and vote. We vote for parties only and are told to vote by fat, nasty old women. Not to mention it's expensive as hell (gas is around $5 a gallon and beer is about $50 a case), the TV SUCKS! and all you do for half the year is shovel snow.

God Bless America!!!!!

As cute as she is, I'm still undecided...

Hahaha Jon. You just made my day. I sincerely thank you.

I support the statements that tell people to stay the fuck home if they don't know anything about politics. These political drives are mainly to get ignorant people out so they will vote for the promised lies that make the ignorant people feel better.

Instead of voting on the 4th, go take an economics class followed up by an ethics class. Then apply what you have learned to how the politicians on all sides of the isle have been fucking us all with their lies.

#17,
McCain would still lose. Does anyone know what time The Sarah Palin Comedy Show starts tonight?

It's a shame not to vote -- your statistically insignifanct contribution means so much to our political process. And if you don't vote, this will set off the chain reaction of everybody not voting. "What if everybody didn't vote?" Fail to cast your one measely vote, and we'll see, dammit.

If this cunt really wanted to do some sort of public service, she should have talked about not spreading jeter's herp all over the place.

I'm voting for Agent 005! Amen to that!!!!!

The mask is perfect for a bukakke session.

Now I really have to know...I, as a woman, can definately appreciate the sexiness of another woman. However, I really do not see it when it comes to Jessica Alba. Just to ease my curiosity, what it is about her that makes the boys so crazy?

Planet McCain - YouTube.
Obama wins.

TCS foreclosures is a crappy company to work with. I just started last week, they recruit heavily on the net. Don't take this job, fellow readers. It sucks.

Actually now that I think about it, this is a great ad. It shows that someone put a mask on a celebrity to shut them the hell up

@26: That mouth piece would be no good. What you need is a cup there to collect all the spunk, ready for her to knock it all back. You could call the series Mask-er-AIDS Ball.

i'm strangely turned on.

Good point Superficial Writer. I didn't think about it that way until now. (seriously).... the only people who should vote are the ones who've taken the time to actually learn about the issues. And those people already are registered. So there.

I want to F*** you even more now. You're a great guy, Superfish.

fuck the electoral college and their bullshit process. why the hell haven't we made it by popular vote? then it would actually matter all the people who go out to vote, even those who don't would get off their ass. oh that's right, we keep the same process used for how many centuries? why don't we do it the "lottery" way and just cast stones at people?

Seriously, shut the fuck up jessica alba. You dumb bitch, didnt even finish High School let alone has any education I'd actually respect.

You are a Hollywood whore, prostituting yourself for millions of dollars per film, and I'm supposed to listen to the dumb shit someone paid you to say?

She just needs to show her hatchet gash and shut the fuck up....

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Everyone agrees she should've worn a funnel...Thatll get me to vote twice...

> Instead of voting on the 4th, go take an economics class followed up by an ethics class. Then apply what you have learned to how the politicians on all sides of the isle have been fucking us all with their lies.

And then what are you going to do? You've learned economics and you've learned that they lie, now what? Sit back in your chair and feel really, really smart? Vote for the next guy who's going to lie? According to Gallup, 95% of Americans disapproved of Clinton's intervention in Somalia after those fifteen US soldiers were killed -- but this didn't stop Clinton from quadrupling troop deployment within the theater of conflict within scant days, and sticking to the six-more-months plan that he already had.

At the end of the day, unless you're executing a successful revolution, there really is nothing you can do to affect federal policy -- being politically "informed" is merely being politically entertained.

The SW is actually right on. If you do not fully grasp the ramifications of voting for either candidate, then don't vote. If your vote is based on some vapid celebrity's opinion, then stay home. My fear is that people will vote for Obama because A) he's black, B) he's Democrat, and therefore "different" from Bush, or C) he's young. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. Those are not reasons to vote for someone! Dig into his economic plans, his tax plans, his plans for the military budget, health care, everything. And McCain's too. Whomever you vote for, know what you're doing!

We are so fucked this time.

She's an adorable girl but not very bright. I'm sure if she understood more of what was going on around her she wouldn't have made this ad. She looks silly and the idea that her opinions might shape those of others is a bit more than presumptuous considering she's a barely competent actress known more for her tight little bikini-clad ass than her talent.

I'd like to live on planet MCcain. I just don't know where to find it?.......

I love it; I hope they keep her like that forever. No one needs to hear any crap coming out of her stupid trap....oh wait, Jessica Alba votes and thinks I should too...oh boy...let me get right on that! Riiiiiigghhhht. Anyways, just another celeb that thinks their opinion is relevant when it comes to politics, whatever. Go back to being the cocktease that you are Jess dear.

AMEN TO THAT!!!!

Parker,
You say "tight little bikini-clad ass" like it's a bad thing.

Here is my take. If you are still undecided between these two candidates you have no political conviction or you're a dumb fuck. Either way, you should not vote. Just turn on your cable TV, sit back, eat a pizza and drink a six pack of Coors Light.

Both candiates and their special olympic VP picks suck ass this year. I'm content with letting the Electorial College pick the president, much like it has for the past two elections anyway.

The Electorial College is there to give voice to other states who combined barely compare to the population of California, New York, and Florida. If it wasn't for the Electorial College, states like Kansas, Montana, and many others would be drowned out by the sheer number of voters in the aforementioned states.
The Electorial Colleges is either blue or red depending on the popular vote within it's particular state. So yes, your vote does count. And only on a few occassions has the Electorial College gone AGAINST the popular vote of a particular state.
So there you go. Learn something new everyday.

That mask will not prevent you from speaking. It does prevent you from biting someone, though. So, I'm supposed to be concerned that if I don't vote I won't be able to bite someone?

I think they should add a "I want two more cadidates to select from" option on this year's ballot.

Jesus GOD I hate these cretins.

#48 How are things out there in La-La Land?

Shit........ *candidates

Please go easy on me.....I am stil trying to sober up.

Wonder how the candidates are in La-La Land?

they could have used a pic of a toaster and the ad would be equally effective. give me a fucking break. she's probably not even registered.

> The Electorial College is there to give voice to other states who combined barely compare to the population of California, New York, and Florida.

This could be done with a popular state vote. Whoever wins the popular vote in any given state gets that state's vote; the winner of the state votes gets the Presidency.

Thanks FISH, this pic is great beat-off material (unzips fly)

OH, is there some kind of election thingy on..? Oh, right! Good luck to...whoever.!!

It's times like this that I am reminded of the origins of the acting profession:

THEY WERE COURT JESTERS

It's times like this that I am reminded of the origins of the acting profession:

THEY WERE COURT JESTERS

if you vote for McCain then you suck.
If you vote for Obama you swallow.

Both candidates suck hardcore. Any of you fucking morons who support either candidate are idiots. The choice comes doen to this: Would you rather be driven over a cliff at 50mph or 100 mph?

Either way you're screwed.

Vote Libertarian.

From chaos comes clarity, I tell ya
what you appear to be, you ought to know
glycerin tears don't fool me, I tell ya
delusions plaguing everybody

311 "From Chaos"

I fail to see how any of the above yammering is relevent to my post about praying for the Amy - Queen of this Earth!

Just thought I'd toss this in:

Over and over again, I see the public discussing both sides of a completely false dialectic process.... ($700 Billion dollar bailout). Again the federal reserve is a private entity that has never been audited in its entire history, and can create this needed money from thin air. The banking system can easily be bailed out by federal reserve notes - so why did they need Congress to pass this bill?

The real answer is they DIDN'T.

But what they did need is an excuse to collapse the economy and the $700 Billion dollar bill is nothing more than a dog and pony show for everybody to get all chatty about, it changes NOTHING. But it gives the ruling the elite the excuse they need. While the puppet media is howling (because they realize they are going for the ride as well) - everything is going just according to plan, and that plan is to put you into poverty. It cannot be stressed enough - the bill is only an excuse to create an crisis, and use this crisis as a guise to tighten liquidity on the banking system and seize your assets.

It is no different than a farmer who waters his crop (loosens liquidity) and watches his crop grow (economy flourishes.) Then at the time of harvest he halts liquidity (stops watering to dry the wheat out for harvest). Then he comes in and cuts his crop down (asset seizure after credit tightening.) After taking everything fresh seeds are planted (a new economy is started) and it is watered (liquidity is reapplied) and the cycle repeats. Your grandparents were a good example of this in action as the real cause of the financial crash was the tightening of liquidity.

The Congress voted against the bill because if they had not - the ruling elite would not have an excuse to create a crisis. This is a long term plan being craftily played out. Remember AGAIN the federal reserve can create this money from nothing, they never needed the $700 Billion. As you kill a deer you hang in the garage for a week to drain out its blood. As you kill an economy you tighten currency for a prolonged period until all the businesses and people are on their knees. Then you come in and buy all the businesse for pennies on the dollar, and take control of everything.

It works great:
- You make America a 2nd world country and the people work for free.
- Through various subsidiary corporations you quietly buy up all the industries and control EVERYTHING.
- Through the guise of an economic recession you can start labour camps and raise taxation to crippling levels.

And while this is being done to you - people can feel relieved that they 'fought the good fight' and convinced their senator to vote against the bill.

What should have been on the bill is the abolishment of the Federal Reserve and the right for them to create currency. Again everybody needs to watch the documentary The Money Masters which can be seen for free at video.google.com.. Write your senator ONLY ABOUT THE ABOLISHMENT OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THEIR RIGHT TO ISSUE CURRENCY. It is the only issue that matters.

Why Are People Going for Senators That Voted For This Bill?

The bigger question is why are people not trying to get rid of ALL THE CORRUPT SENATORS, and keep people like Ron Paul that know the real cause of the problem. Email this to everybody you know - start a wake-up chain today!

Here's another:

These Are The Assholes That Voted For The Bailout!

Yea - For the Bailout Nay - Against Bailout

Grouped by Home State
Alabama: Sessions (R-AL), Nay Shelby (R-AL), Nay
Alaska: Murkowski (R-AK), Yea Stevens (R-AK), Yea
Arizona: Kyl (R-AZ), Yea McCain (R-AZ), Yea
Arkansas: Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Pryor (D-AR), Yea
California: Boxer (D-CA), Yea Feinstein (D-CA), Yea
Colorado: Allard (R-CO), Nay Salazar (D-CO), Yea
Connecticut: Dodd (D-CT), Yea Lieberman (ID-CT), Yea
Delaware: Biden (D-DE), Yea Carper (D-DE), Yea
Florida: Martinez (R-FL), Yea Nelson (D-FL), Nay
Georgia: Chambliss (R-GA), Yea Isakson (R-GA), Yea
Hawaii: Akaka (D-HI), Yea Inouye (D-HI), Yea
Idaho: Craig (R-ID), Yea Crapo (R-ID), Nay
Illinois: Durbin (D-IL), Yea Obama (D-IL), Yea
Indiana: Bayh (D-IN), Yea Lugar (R-IN), Yea
Iowa: Grassley (R-IA), Yea Harkin (D-IA), Yea
Kansas: Brownback (R-KS), Nay Roberts (R-KS), Nay
Kentucky: Bunning (R-KY), Nay McConnell (R-KY), Yea
Louisiana: Landrieu (D-LA), Nay Vitter (R-LA), Nay
Maine: Collins (R-ME), Yea Snowe (R-ME), Yea
Maryland: Cardin (D-MD), Yea Mikulski (D-MD), Yea
Massachusetts: Kennedy (D-MA), Not Voting Kerry (D-MA), Yea
Michigan: Levin (D-MI), Yea Stabenow (D-MI), Nay
Minnesota: Coleman (R-MN), Yea Klobuchar (D-MN), Yea
Mississippi: Cochran (R-MS), Nay Wicker (R-MS), Nay
Missouri: Bond (R-MO), Yea McCaskill (D-MO), Yea
Montana: Baucus (D-MT), Yea Tester (D-MT), Nay
Nebraska: Hagel (R-NE), Yea Nelson (D-NE), Yea
Nevada: Ensign (R-NV), Yea Reid (D-NV), Yea
New Hampshire: Gregg (R-NH), Yea Sununu (R-NH), Yea
New Jersey: Lautenberg (D-NJ), Yea Menendez (D-NJ), Yea
New Mexico: Bingaman (D-NM), Yea Domenici (R-NM), Yea
New York: Clinton (D-NY), Yea Schumer (D-NY), Yea
North Carolina: Burr (R-NC), Yea Dole (R-NC), Nay
North Dakota: Conrad (D-ND), Yea Dorgan (D-ND), Nay
Ohio: Brown (D-OH), Yea Voinovich (R-OH), Yea
Oklahoma: Coburn (R-OK), Yea Inhofe (R-OK), Nay
Oregon: Smith (R-OR), Yea Wyden (D-OR), Nay
Pennsylvania: Casey (D-PA), Yea Specter (R-PA), Yea
Rhode Island: Reed (D-RI), Yea Whitehouse (D-RI), Yea
South Carolina: DeMint (R-SC), Nay Graham (R-SC), Yea
South Dakota: Johnson (D-SD), Nay Thune (R-SD), Yea
Tennessee: Alexander (R-TN), Yea Corker (R-TN), Yea
Texas: Cornyn (R-TX), Yea Hutchison (R-TX), Yea
Utah: Bennett (R-UT), Yea Hatch (R-UT), Yea
Vermont: Leahy (D-VT), Yea Sanders (I-VT), Nay
Virginia: Warner (R-VA), Yea Webb (D-VA), Yea
Washington: Cantwell (D-WA), Nay Murray (D-WA), Yea
West Virginia: Byrd (D-WV), Yea Rockefeller (D-WV), Yea
Wisconsin: Feingold (D-WI), Nay Kohl (D-WI), Yea
Wyoming: Barrasso (R-WY), Nay Enzi (R-WY), Nay

You know you're all a bunch of stup . . . uh . . . OK, I hope you remember. You will try and remember won't you?

I just felt like cutting you a little bit of a break. Bombing and strafing resumes later today.

Yes #18 your comments are valid...however, we do have some of the best weed around! It makes shoveling snow a tad more exciting!

Goddamn right, we have enough idiots RUNNING, let alone voting....

what a terrible ad.

#55, if I'm reading you correctly, you just stated what the Electorial College does. The popular vote within a state is how that state, it's College, then votes. The Electorial College within any given state is to vote according to the popular vote for that state.
The Electorial College was formed inorder to give ALL the states a say. If we didn't have the Electorial College, then the country would be ruled by the most populated states.

Well, I don't know much about the issues but John McCain's ad said that if he lost Paris Hilton woud be the president, and I sure don't want that to happen. So I'm voting for Tina Fey, I mean Sarah Palin.

Canada may not be the best idea right now; we're going through an election as well. Not nearly as entertaining as the US election, but believe me, we also have an ass clown in charge trying to get re-elected.

> #55, if I'm reading you correctly, you just stated what the Electorial College does. The popular vote within a state is how that state, it's College, then votes.

The College is not bound by law to follow the state vote. And if diversion from the vote is rare, then there is no need for their vote; in instances where the popular vote is not followed, then it is counter to the majority will of the people.

Personally, given my views, I could care less. I'm just pointing out that a popular state vote would protect states at least as much as the electoral state vote does -- moreso, as there would be no possibility of going against a state's majority rule.

> The Electorial College was formed inorder to give ALL the states a say. If we didn't have the Electorial College, then the country would be ruled by the most populated states.

If you take out the College and keep in the state vote, the country would not "be ruled by the most popular states." There's no need for the College - especially if, as was noted previously, diversion from the popular vote is extremely rare.

"The College is not bound by law to follow the state vote."

Sorry, should read "... to follow the popular vote."

mimi,
Will you shut the fuck up about Amy Whorehouse please!!!!!!
You retarded bitch!!!

Just in case it's not clear: Each state gets one vote. with the popular state vote system, just as it does with the College system. The winner of the popular vote gets that state's one vote. The candidate with the most state votes gets the presidency. The people do what the College does in this system -- the college is superfluous.

mimi,
Will you STFU about Amy Whorehouse please?!!!!!
Retarded Bitch!!!!

Sadly, o wise one, that is exactly what most Dems will do...they haven't a clue how the real world works and will rush off to the voting booth to vote for BO...

If the mindless-but-dutiful voters stopped voting, campaigns would have to change because the obvious-lie attack ads would have no effect. When I'm watching TV and an ad comes on - for either side - I know almost instantly what's being exaggerated or is an outright lie, because I've kept up with the factual reporting about the candidates. Lots of voters don't - especially the sainted "undecided" voters, who are undecided because they keep themselves ignorant on politics and are waiting for some flimsy event to change their minds, like a statement heard third-hand and out of context. Honestly, how can you look at these two candidates and think they're at all similar? Even if you're a revolutionary like #63, and totally committed to your plan of self-inflicted - but loud - irrelevance, you have to admit that electing Bush over Gore (well, we didn't really, but still...) had a huge effect on the future of the country. "They're basically the same guy" was always an empty phrase uttered by people who were too lazy to involve themselves in the basic duties of citizenship. But this year...come on, "they're basically the same guy"??? If you can't make up your mind, yeah, DON'T VOTE, please.

Superficial writer -- you're an idiot. Stick to showing pics of t&a and keep your stupid comments to a minimum.

That deserved to be said twice!!!!

She is so lame. I hate celebrity endorsements for candidates. I could like the "get out and vote" message, except so many celebrities seem to do it for personal attention and drama. Seeing this makes me embarassed to be an American, and I am embarassed for her as a woman.. Again, she is a person who finds so little value in the important things in life that she focuses on getting skinny after being blessed with a healthy baby, and rushes to make stupid ads to "get people talking". Lame.

What does looking like a girl in a snuff film have to do with voting? I think everyone should be thankful we have the right to vote, but not JUST BECAUSE some celebrity (who thinks it's trendy) says so. Eesh, America.

I sort of agree. If you really don't know anything about the issues it makes little sense to vote. (But I think you have bigger problems if you're that oblivious of the current affairs of your country...)

If NOTHING else, there are those Candidate Match questionaires all over the internet...

Meh.

#62 - Mimi, Amy is only Queen of the crack pipe.

Nice work Superficial writer.

#77, if you think uneducated, uninformed, and easily manipulated people should rush out and vote on Nov 4th, it must be because you think they will vote for Obama.

I don't know. I think I could still bring myself to fuck her ass.

What a stupid ad. She looks like an idiot. Don't these celebrities realize that they have absolutely no effect on people? No one is going to vote because this dumbass put on a mask and faked some tears.

PLEASE...DON'T VOTE...........if you decided to only after watching that stupid video.

I've never voted in my life. But this year I am voting for Obama just to piss my parents off..

I wish this bitch would die

I too hate celebrities that endorse candidates... Jeez just act, sing, or do whatever you do.... but don't give me advice on who I should vote for. Makes me not want to watch your movie or buy your CD that much more.

On a side note, why do you think they are targeting Teens?? My friends teens are definitely not informed to vote. Then there is the register and vote the same day.. what a joke that is, then there is the no ID required to vote. another scam. I had enough.

@ 63

Thank you.
You have explained this scenario in its most exact form.
Unfortunately, most of the readers/posters here have ADD and would never get past the third or fourth sentence.
After the government takes over the financial institutions, which is what this "bill" is REALLY about. After that, they will takeover and dictate the health care industry. I hope none of you aspiring surgeons/doctors are planning on a large pay check. The fed will make sure you make no more than a truck driver or school teacher. After that they will target the information delivery systems (entertainment and news organizations) which they already have in their pockets now.

This is a terrible scenario unfolding right before our eyes but most are blinded by the smoke screen of propaganda.

Our grand children will not enjoy life as we knew it in a Democratic Republic, they will be forced by the Socialist Republic of Communism.

WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE....

did anyone hear on Howard Stern last night how he sent one of his guys out into the Bronx to ask who people were voting for? he than asked them why? to which they replied that they believed in his policies. he went on to say 'oh so you agree with such and such etc etc' and the stupid people would agree that YES that was what they liked about obama. Howard Stern's guy was actually referring to EACH of mccain's policies. these people are so stupid. they are voting for obama because he's BLACK. they have no clue what he stands for. every single thing they said YES I AGREE WITH THAT was straight from McCain!!! talk about ignorant. i really didn't think things could get much worse after Bush but wow - it looks like it actually could. if you don't know what they stand for - STAY the heck at home. and jessica alba and the rest of them are idiots...just feeding these ignorant people. as if she knows anything about politics. that's hilarious.

I think Jessica Alba should keep that thing on her face so she can't talk anymore

not talk, Albs

Plz

kthxbai

I think Jessica Alba should keep that thing on her face so she can't talk anymore

not talk, Albs

Plz

kthxbai

To the Superficial Writer:

YOU ARE EXCELLENT.

Vote for our future on the 4th of November. Get real, and vote Obama.

I like it way, way, wayyyyyyy up in my butt.

Celebs should shut their dumb mouth. Do any of them actually have an education......? I just hope they don't vote, all we need in this country is more stupid people spreading their opinion.

I still just want to fuck Superfish every which way from sunday

Man she looks stupid. I wonder if the tears are real. And if they are, what a douche. She probably finished the shoot and saw the photo and said to herself "wow, I'm really getting the point across that I can act. People will totally feel my pain." What an idiot. Stop making movies Alba, you're horrible.

ENOUGH with these out of touch Hollywood douche bags telling us to vote! Does it even fucking occur to them that maybe some of us may not get our orders from them?! And nothing (repeat--ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) pissed me off more than that "don't vote" video that a whole bunch of sarcastic and condescending celebs decided to work together on.

Leo: (looking at the screen as if who he's talking to is either 5 years old or a complete idiot) I mean, you do know that you have to REGISTER to vote, DON'T you?

Fuck yourself, Leo, and your failed "Don't Vote" video. I was planning on voting anyway, as your opinion as a face on my screen means zilch. But I'm sure that a lot of people won't be voting just to spite you and your insulting video. (jk.....) Nice try Alba. :)

Nice nigger lips!

This poster is stupid. I'm suprised at Jessica Alba. Thought she had taste and class. Hanibal Lector??????? I'll give credit, they look like real tears.

I agree with everyone on here that people that don't understand the process or the issues should not vote. I think also Barack Obama would win by a landslide if he were 100% white. Thanks to all the crackers out there who are willing to put the rest of us in WWIII because you are fucking racists. No offense to all of those that truly believe in the policies of McSame/Failin.

101

You are truely an idiot. Please do not procreate so nature can correct it's error.

@ #101: missywissy, their policies are only talking points, nothing else. Neither one of them gives a rat's ass about you or your problems. The same people own both of them, and that is who they care about, not you.

John McCain = Barack Obama

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Barack Obama

Goldman Sachs $691,930
University of California $611,207
Citigroup Inc $448,599
JPMorgan Chase & Co $442,919
Harvard University $435,769
Google Inc $420,174
UBS AG $404,750
National Amusements Inc $389,140
Microsoft Corp $377,235
Lehman Brothers $370,524
Sidley Austin LLP $350,302
Moveon.org $347,463
Skadden, Arps et al $340,264
Time Warner $338,527
Wilmerhale Llp $335,398
Morgan Stanley $318,070
Latham & Watkins $297,400
Jones Day $289,476
University of Chicago $278,885
Stanford University $276,038

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John McCain

Merrill Lynch $298,413
Citigroup Inc $269,251
Morgan Stanley $233,272
Goldman Sachs $208,395
JPMorgan Chase & Co $179,975
AT&T Inc $174,487
Blank Rome LLP $150,426
Credit Suisse Group $150,025
Greenberg Traurig LLP $146,787
UBS AG $140,165
PricewaterhouseCoopers $140,120
US Government $137,617
Bank of America $129,475
Wachovia Corp $122,846
Lehman Brothers $117,500
FedEx Corp $113,453
Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher $104,250
US Army $103,613
Bear Stearns $99,300
Pinnacle West Capital $97,700

*sigh* Click the link and find out what the election is all about.

Christ, I get damn tired of this shit . . . : \

Banker's Manifesto

Money, Banking & the Federal Reserve Masters of the Universe The Capitalist Conspiracy
THE BANKERS MANIFESTO OF 1892

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Discover the Scandalous Plot Outlined in the Bankers Manifesto.

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Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh, Sr. revealed the Bankers Manifesto of 1892 to the U.S. Congress somewhere between 1907 and 1917.

BANKERS MANIFESTO
We (the bankers) must proceed with caution and guard every move made, for the lower order of people are already showing signs of restless commotion. Prudence will therefore show a policy of apparently yielding to the popular will until our plans are so far consummated that we can declare our designs without fear of any organized resistance.

Organizations in the United States should be carefully watched by our trusted men, and we must take immediate steps to control these organizations in our interest or disrupt them.

At the coming Omaha convention to be held July 4, 1892, our men must attend and direct its movement or else there will be set on foot such antagonism to our designs as may require force to overcome.

This at the present time would be premature. We are not yet ready for such a crisis. Capital must protect itself in every possible manner through combination (conspiracy) and legislation.

The courts must be called to our aid, debts must be collected, bonds and mortgages foreclosed as rapidly as possible.

When, through the process of law, the common people have lost their homes,
they will be more tractable and easily governed through the influence of the strong arm
of the government applied to a central power of imperial wealth under the control of the leading financiers.

People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. History repeats itself in regular cycles. This truth is well known among our principal men who are engaged in forming an imperialism of the world. While they are doing this, the people must be kept in a state of political antagonism.

The question of tariff reform must be urged through the organization known as the Democratic Party, and the question of protection with the reciprocity must be forced to view through the Republican Party.

By thus dividing voters, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us, except as teachers to the common herd. Thus, by discrete actions, we can secure all that has been so generously planned and successfully accomplished.

"Capital must protect itself in every way, through combination and through legislation. Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law, the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of wealth, under control of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an IMPERIALISM of capital to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd. Thus by discrete action we can secure for ourselves what has been generally planned and successfully accomplished."

Okay Jessica, we get it. You want us to vote for Obama.

Another failure...

as #48 pointed out, this mask doesn't shut you up, only stops you eating shit.

Hollywood wankers get lamer and lamer.

Vote?? Fucking good excuse to show her in some sexually perverted action. Kind of.

wtf.....that is damn creepy.

Can we talk about her eye brows please?

she should have not published that scary ass pic of her it looks disgusting!

don't move to canada - we're voting on october 14 for our own prime minister. not that anyone would know it since we're bombarded with american election news day and night. at least our candidates entertain us by struggling to debate in both official languages...

It's odd to see celebrities acting so self-righteous.

Superficial:

Canada is good. I made the move in 1977.
Among the many bonuuses is that the election period, from beginning of campaign to the final tally is less than one month. The current US election already seems longer than Bush's 8 years.

@10 GetReal? You don't know shit. Nothing. You exemplify a huge problem in society today: you're a little bitch. How you fail to see that a vote cast in ignorance is worse than not voting speaks volumes about how much of a head in the clouds ideologue fairy princess you must be. Oh, and apologize to your folks for being a little bitch ya little bitch.

Well then Obama will lose 95% of his votes! Anyone who votes for him is either Black or a racially guilty White person. Oh and about anyone under the age of 30 who doesn't keep up with current events and only votes for him because he has a "kick-ass name" and talks like Denzel.

I am voting for Obama because of his proposed policies.

1-Increase taxes for the rich elite 3 percent of the population.
2-Decrease taxes for the other 97 percent of the US population.
3-Gradually withdraw from Iraq and save US $300 million dollars per day.
4-Iraq has a huge suplus and Obama proposes they pay for part of the war.
5-Improved environmental laws.
6-Stem Cell Research
7-Pro Choice

The problem with Republicans is they lie and say the same Republican rhetoric. For instance, McCain has commercials stating that Obama is going to increase taxes, but he left out the part where Obama is going to increase taxes for the elite rich 3 percent of the US population. When McCain debated Obama he never stated specific policies and this is the Republican way of doing politics.

www.factcheck.org

Niggar lipped bitch

I don't know who they hired to create that poster, but they did a crap job on that mask. Its all fake folks, even the tears. I've seen a few pixels in my time.

Celebrities should have absolutely no say in voting whatsoever. Each celebrity that feels that they should speak up to curve undecided, or ignorant young fans, need a HUGE reality check. Before I knew anything about politics, I did one of two things, as an 18 yr old voter, I trusted my parents, so I voted with whom they voted for. When I got a bit older, I realized that until I felt I had educated myself, I didn't deserve to have the right to vote. We all get it, 18 yr olds can vote, but the 18+ yr olds that don't have a clue about politics and current events, have absolutely no right, whatsoever, to go to the polls....period!

I think the celebrities are doing more harm than good with all this propoganda trying to talk ppl into voting. Its annoying, they are so pretentious. They think we look up to them all so if they say we should vote we'll be like "Well Leo is avid about it, I better vote!"
Fuck celebs trying to get political, its pathetic. Annoying and it makes me want to NOT vote, go up to them and tell them "I saw all your adds, but I decided you were way too annoying about it that I didn't vote just to spite you. Suck on that." I'm really not voting because I don't like either candidate. If I do vote, it will be for Ron Paul.

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Am I only one to notice that even in a political ad she looks like she isn't wearing much >.>

I'm an avid political junkie who understands this is an important election year. That being said:

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what's wrong with canada?

and, americans, educate yourselves about the candidates, their parties, and what they stand for before you decide you to vote for. don't be lame and shallow and only vote for someone because of their skin colour, or their gendre, or whatever else. Put some serious time and thought into your vote before you cast it. Seriously. This decision could make or break the future of your country. I'm just saying.

Anyway, have a good day everyone! :)

THIS IS AN ATTENTION-SEEKER HERSELF?

@117 Kennedy
Are you actually so naive you think Golden Boy will cut your taxes? You dumb fuck. He is a socialist handout king. How in the hell do you think he can give every lazy ass out there free medical/college/food & cash assistance, give the illegals benefits, take away all guns by cutting your taxes you idiot fuck?

This Looks More Like An Advocacy For Anorexia! What A Dumb Bitch!

O.K. let me get this straight. We shouldn't listen to Jessica Alba when she tells us to vote, but we should listen to a gossip blog writer and a bunch of idiot commentors when they tell us not to vote.

If your decision to vote is based on either, we are all in big trouble.

"it puts the lotion on its skin and votes" :)

wth is that gonna motivate, McDonalfied women getting too dayum fat to vote?!
haha i love the renderings to the effect of stopping the public obesity in this democratic capitalist nation. nice touch, babe.
Okay, but why the tears??
i know the electronic votes are hard to deal with when you enter those silly little cubicles, but come'on ALBA, you're suppose to be all CNN addicited and Newsweek-TIME-magazine-petrified-solid.

[omg, i had a vision!! ]

i hope she doesn't have one of these Hannibal gadgets in infant size!
or maybe this is Cash's new invention for the arguement sessions when she "knows-it-all".

lmao

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(Amen!)

has anyone ever seen the southpark episode where stan wasn't want to vote? all these douchbags just remind me of kyle and i quote:

"we have to get stan to understand the importance of voting...
so that he can vote for our guy"

Jessica Alba is just another uneducated (did she get a GED) actress who confuses having status and money with actually having brains.

Only you can silence yourself.

But neither you nor the person that created this ad can Photoshop.