Oct 23 2008Jamie Lynn Spears talks to her unborn baby: 'How'd y'all get in there?'
Jamie Lynn Spears went shopping with her mom Lynne yesterday, and it looks like she's talking to her unborn baby in some of these pics. They say infants can hear their mothers' voices in the womb, so I wonder what they talked about.
JAMIE LYNN: Bay-bee, why you in my belly?
BABY: Remember when daddy said boys become sterile after getting a girl pregnant? About that...

Reader Comments
1. Tim - October 23, 2008 4:50 PM
What a bunch of boobs.
Also, they have big tits.
2. kelly - October 23, 2008 4:50 PM
talking to her stomach...OR looking at her shoes or pants or something...
3. HoldenCaulfield - October 23, 2008 4:51 PM
frist?
4. Hollard - October 23, 2008 4:51 PM
Wow. What a dumb slut. Pregnant again? I wont lie, id knock this pussy up myself, but then its coat hanger time... know what I mean?
What a dumb redneck.
Shes making black people look good... and thats saying something.
5. ph7 - October 23, 2008 4:52 PM
She and Britney have the same magical Spears' shelf life:
smoking hot bodies from age 17-22, then all downhill after that.
Jamie got the big dose of stupid earlier than Britney did, however.
6. mamadough - October 23, 2008 4:52 PM
a baby is a magical thing that comes along when a 40-something pedophile tv exec sticks his we-woo in a young dumb girl's smooth huo-ha and shoots his fun juice in her magic place. strawberry hugs!
7. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 4:54 PM
Id love to see those creamy tits...
8. LooseLipsSinkShips - October 23, 2008 4:55 PM
I hope the next baby doesn't take after the dad so much.
We should all feel a little sorry for little Maddie Brianne...having to go through life looking like a Neanderthal ain't going to be easy....
9. Shep - October 23, 2008 4:57 PM
All that money and they can't afford to get her some birth control. You know your hick when. I detect some future Republicans here :)
10. Randal - October 23, 2008 5:00 PM
Once again, a congratulations is in order Jamie Lynn. It's great that you're bringing life into the world a second time. You'll enjoy your early twenties growing together as a family.
All the best!
Randal
11. CLAIRE - October 23, 2008 5:02 PM
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?
12. BigJim - October 23, 2008 5:11 PM
She has stupid she hasn't even used yet.
13. its me - October 23, 2008 5:13 PM
Spitiin image of a younger version of her sister..
14. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 5:13 PM
I wouldn't want to see her vagina even if I were coming out of it! Oh, wait... that's because I'm gay. RDLTC!
15. its me - October 23, 2008 5:15 PM
I always suspected RD!!
Well, assumed, more like..
16. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 5:17 PM
I wish my clones would post more often...
17. Britney Spears - October 23, 2008 5:19 PM
Baby sister, ya just remember what yer big sister told ya! Now it's called the 9 month birth control plan! You just have to get pregnant and then you can have all the sex you want without takin' the pill and usin' all those nasty rubbers and stuff that doesn't make it feel as good!
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18. tp - October 23, 2008 5:19 PM
I'm so sick of seeing her push that stupid pink and brown stroller around the Wal-Mart parking lot
19. martino - October 23, 2008 5:21 PM
There's a Nueva Ring ad above her picture. Nice product placement.
20. supersex - October 23, 2008 5:24 PM
fucking stupid ass redneck
21. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 5:27 PM
Stop trolling me, clone! I'm having a hard day as it is. My real daddy has been knocking on my bedroom door all day and I'm not in the mood yet to unlock it until those Justin Gaston pictures get me horny. Daddy bangs me harder than he does my mom when she's not home. But he says I give better blowjobs than her.
22. your best friends girlfriend - October 23, 2008 5:29 PM
They just bought that stroller, right?? Cause there isn't a baby inside.. I mean, she isn't THAT stupid, right?? Like rough daddy stupid..
23. Dingle Mcnut - October 23, 2008 5:30 PM
Her bazooms are becoming almost christina aguilera-esque. Me likee!
24. its me - October 23, 2008 5:46 PM
NOBODY'S Rough Daddy stupid..
except mike
25. Barney Stintson - October 23, 2008 5:56 PM
Can't wait till she poses for Penthouse.
26. britney's weave - October 23, 2008 6:01 PM
that's dumb, she's not pregnant.
yet.
her breasts look great, though. i gotta get pregnant.
27. SATAN - October 23, 2008 6:48 PM
i wanna titty fuck this stupid little slut til we're both halucinating from exhaustion
28. betty - October 23, 2008 7:11 PM
she is really very hot on the free dating club for fitness singles and sports lovers ***fitnessloving. com*** , there are so many hot pics on videos on that web, if you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
29. Paragon - October 23, 2008 7:54 PM
We need pics of her post birth mams this time. If they go up 2-4 cup sizes from *this* after she pops (and they always do) she's going to look amazing.
Oh, almost forgot. Stupid white-trash cow. Terrible parents. Uh, Brit's new song sucks. Save the whales.
30. John - October 23, 2008 9:42 PM
What ever happened to her wedding plans? She's still nothing but an un-wed mother. No ring, no date, and no dress. I think it's time for her to either get a job or find a real man that can support her!
31. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2008 11:54 PM
IT'S FUN BEING A MUM(at 17), folks?
32. Carson - October 24, 2008 7:01 AM
When will her man learn about in the bum no harm done???
33. Bickus Dickus - October 24, 2008 8:39 AM
I'd still hit that shit
Her tits came in nicely after baby #1, plus she's still young enough where her pussy won't get all stretched out and shit, it'll just snap back like elastic.
34. Parker - October 24, 2008 9:44 AM
If she'd gone with me instead she'd never have gotten pregnant cause I'd only fuck her ass. After a few years of daily buttfucking she'd forget she even had vag.
35. michelle - October 24, 2008 10:22 AM
she actually looks really good. i'm glad she's taking responsibility for her child... so many babies of such young moms become the responsibility of the grandma (and imagine Momma Spears raising another....)
36. shyla - October 24, 2008 10:29 AM
Hollard u racist bitch ass fuck if u had the opportunity to fuck a black girl you would but sorry all dicks aren't one size fit all.
37. shyla - October 24, 2008 10:32 AM
As for Jamie Lynn she apparently doesn't know the term "please do the world a favor and swallow"
38. Carson - October 24, 2008 10:44 AM
Balls Deep!!!
39. Alicat - October 24, 2008 2:48 PM
Teenage mother x 2!
EPIC FAIL.
40. ilikeit - October 24, 2008 6:16 PM
That girl has some big tits and looks like a nice ass. I would fuck her if I could. She needs to have more kids to keep the titties that big. She could also use a pump so she keeps producing milk. Implants,so they stay that big would be a last option.
41. ilikeit - October 24, 2008 8:13 PM
I'd like to see her in PLayboy when she's 18. Especially if she keeps the massive titties. That would be one issue I'd buy listen up Hef. She should make a playboy video also so we can see those melons bouncing up and down. Having Brit pose with her would be cool.
42. SATAN - October 24, 2008 9:47 PM
i would titty fuck her til my head started throbbing and my brains started dripping out my ears
43. helen - October 29, 2008 5:08 AM
OMG..., you are so sweet..I, one of your fans, found the blogs you posted several days ago on the website AgelessOnly.COM. You also disclosed your relationship with your soulmate. Sounds wonderful.
44. Larry Lawson - November 23, 2008 1:48 PM
Damn, people.This poor girl is only 17 and you are all villifying her for a mistake that thousands of teen girls make each year. Surely you can remember back when you were 17. Can you imagine being that age and having a bunch of a**holes shoving cameras in your face and asking you dumba** questions every time you went somewhere? I feel sorry for her. She has a mom that only cares about her children because of the money she can make off of them. Let the kid live her life. Treat her like you would like your children to be treated. Wish her well instead of hoping the worst for her.