Oct 14 2008Holly Madison 'Bowls for Boobies' (No joke.)
Holly Madison went "Bowling for Boobies" last night at Lucky Strike Lanes to help the Busted Foundation raise money for uninsured women battling breast cancer. The event brought in over $50 grand which is awesome except at one point there was a pervert on the loose, according to LA Daily:
I sat in a bowling booth next to Playboy's Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's ex-main squeeze of "Girls Next Door" fame. Suddenly I was informed by one of her entourage that there was some creepy dude posing as a UCLA medical professor taking pictures up Playmates' skirts and claiming it was for some research project he was doing on behalf of the university. Nice one, dude.
Honestly, I don't know how that didn't work. I even had a lab coat and Batman mask just like a real doctor. What's that? Doctors don't wear masks? Ha ha, okay. Then who am I paying in cash only at the truck stop whenever I get sick? You can quit pulling my leg, guys. No, seriously, my doctor says it has aliens in it that know if I talk to the police.
Thanks to Erin for recognizing my deep, undying love of charity.

Reader Comments
1. bangbros - October 14, 2008 2:11 PM
I give her 6 months TOPS
2. B - October 14, 2008 2:22 PM
OMG, it's like the bowling balls are her breasts! Ha, I didn't get it at first, but that's soo funny! And she did it again! That never gets old! And again! And, again. And...again...
Are we sure this isn't Heidi Montag in disguise? I know I have the same urge to beat her to death with a bowling pin.
3. Amber Dextrose - October 14, 2008 2:26 PM
Be thankful she didn't feel obliged to felate the pins.
4. i read my moms playboy - October 14, 2008 2:27 PM
2nd !!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!!1
5. mamadough - October 14, 2008 2:32 PM
pretty sure i went to a frat social in college with the same name. jimbo, what the hell were you doing there? i thought you were barred away from the children's nights as well.
6. sameshitdifferentyear - October 14, 2008 2:32 PM
Should I be the first to say it?
She ain't even that hot.
Why is Playboy falling apart? No more Dorothy Stratten's.
7. K - October 14, 2008 2:33 PM
The one w/ the black hair looks a hot mess. Who wears Uggs to a bowling ally??
8. i read my moms playboy - October 14, 2008 2:39 PM
@7 dont no dont care but i would leave my hot mess in her anal cave
9. EuroNeckPain - October 14, 2008 2:41 PM
"Charity for uninsured women battling breast cancer" ??? What kind of a country lets its citizen go broke and die when they get sick ? That's awful.
10. Hannibal King - October 14, 2008 2:42 PM
Bowling for boobies... well, at least it's nice to know there taking breast cancer awareness seriously.
11. Hannibal King - October 14, 2008 2:42 PM
Bowling for boobies... well, at least it's nice to know they're taking breast cancer awareness seriously.
12. Hannibal King - October 14, 2008 2:45 PM
I suppose we could count that double post as a pair of breasts, this on the other hand is just me wasting space.
13. OUCH - October 14, 2008 3:02 PM
#6
+1. DO NOT WANT
14. mike - October 14, 2008 3:04 PM
Jimbo's thinking "if I really relaxed...maybe...if she went slow..."
15. ex-patriot - October 14, 2008 3:06 PM
#9- What kind of country lets their citizens go broke and die when they get cancer? America, that's who.
Such a shame.
16. I'm fucking your mom - October 14, 2008 3:08 PM
Mikes thinking. Wait, no he isn't..
17. 8675309 - October 14, 2008 3:13 PM
@8 no/ know
I see you are as smart as an "anal cave"
18. me - October 14, 2008 3:14 PM
@#9 The same country that's killing hundreds of our loved ones everyday for NOTHING.
19. - October 14, 2008 3:15 PM
^fail
20. me - October 14, 2008 3:15 PM
@17...Jenny? Is that you?
21. 8675309 - October 14, 2008 3:18 PM
20- I'm your best friends girlfriend.
22. FRIST!!! - October 14, 2008 3:19 PM
#17 that took me a minute. (your name, I mean) I'm slow today :(
23. veggi - October 14, 2008 3:22 PM
Who's Keith FRIST?? Want me to spike his tab with drain-o??
24. Jayger - October 14, 2008 3:27 PM
Now I'm craving fruit pies... mmmmmmmmm big cherry fruit pies!
25. me - October 14, 2008 3:27 PM
@21..I hope not. Her boyfriend wouldn't like that very much. :) Great name, by the way. Gotta love the oldies. They sure do not make them like they used to.
26. OMG - October 14, 2008 3:29 PM
Those facial expressions remind me too much of Heidi Montag ...I just can't stand to look at her
27. Hussein - October 14, 2008 3:30 PM
She looks too old to be wearing that schoolgirl outfit. She looks more like the teacher. Anyway, her 15 minutes are over and she needs to go back to that stripper gig in Jersey.
28. Karen - October 14, 2008 3:38 PM
lol@all the mentions of Heidi Montag. You losers just caint quit her. When Fish posts her again, don't you dare bitch and moan.
29. PunkA - October 14, 2008 3:38 PM
Lets see. Holly and Hef are over, yet she still hasn't moved out of the PB mansion. Hmmm, wonder what is up with that? Sounds an awful lot like the whole Vern Troyer deal where his sex tape got leaked, he complained about it, but still lived in the same house with the bitch that punked him. Can you say bogus relationships just to make some money. And to think that Hef is in on this makes him look pathetic. At 82, chicks use him for fame, and these days, they don't even have to sleep with him anymore. Easy money from grandpa.
30. Hugh Hefner - October 14, 2008 3:50 PM
Someone stick a penis in her, because she is done..... 2 mos, 30 days abd counting down...
31. meee - October 14, 2008 4:10 PM
i definitely have the skirt holly is wearing. weird.
32. Obama will lose to Palin - October 14, 2008 4:48 PM
#18 "The same country that's killing hundreds of our loved ones everyday for NOTHING." Are freaking kidding me? Hundreds everyday? So last month we lost at least 3,000? Unless you are talking about the abortions that obama thinks are a Constitutional right, you are a total idiot. no wonder this Country is about to elect a socialist.
33. Rough Daddy - October 14, 2008 4:53 PM
Hey Veggi? where are the myspace pic?
34. Cleveland Steamer - October 14, 2008 5:17 PM
Damn, I thought the headline said Boweling for Boobies....now that would a been hawt!!
35. dude - October 14, 2008 5:52 PM
Do the words "skanky whore whose pussy smells like last week's tuna left rotting in the sun and is so stanky-stinky it makes the homeless puke and sucked an octogenarian's dick" have any meaning here?
36. Maria - October 14, 2008 7:11 PM
#9 yes, unlike Europe we don't provide high quality health care to everyone. Then again, I am sure Europe doesn't give have as much immigrants. US is a country who takes in everyone with a "survival of the fittest" approach.
37. frankis - October 14, 2008 7:58 PM
Which is why our country has less spoiled, whining losers who look to the government for our every need. Thank God we aren't Europe.
38. dragon43078 - October 14, 2008 8:36 PM
Notice that the girls with her are not the ones from The Girls Next Door?
The threesome is over. Wa wa wa.
39. dragon43078 - October 14, 2008 8:36 PM
Notice that the girls with her are not the ones from The Girls Next Door?
The threesome is over. Wa wa wa.
40. Pure Evil Rules - October 14, 2008 9:16 PM
Yes we hate the poor here. And we hate communists, nazis, terrorists (define please), Arabs obviously, blacks, you name it. Oh and each other.
This place is crumbling and the interconnected will pick up all the pieces and put em back together again only we won't have a say so and it will no longer be ours.
Go ahead dumb fuck republicans, feel as though you are in control. I laugh and spit at you and your ignorance.
41. SIN - October 15, 2008 12:16 AM
Hey #40, in 2006, when the Republicans controled the house AND senate, gas was $2.09 a gallon. That November the Democrats won the majority in both. Now look at the mess we are in. The President is an idiot, but the controling party, the DEMOCRATS, are to blame for the countries financial issues. They could have voted NO to all of the stupid bill, but they did not. They are just as bad as the Republicans you hate. Face it, they are politicians. They ALL lie, steal and cheat. Some just do it better than others.
42. palinator - October 15, 2008 4:16 AM
clearly holly madison has the same pr rep as heidi montag: spencer pratt. (see heidi at the grocery store).
43. whatever - October 15, 2008 9:13 AM
@ 28. Karen - October 14, 2008 3:38 PM
"lol@all the mentions of Heidi Montag. You losers just caint quit her. When Fish posts her again, don't you dare bitch and moan."
Mentioning that some playmate makes the same facial expressions as Heidi Montag is a FAR cry from liking Montag, reading about her or putting her on ones #1 most favorite celebrities list. Please get over yourself.
44. Vince Lombardi - October 15, 2008 11:45 AM
Leading representatives of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation announced Wednesday that the month of October would officially be known as Holly Madison Awareness Month, and commemorated the occasion by donating $80 million of their funds to promote the early detection and ultimate eradication of the previously unknown vapid so-call celebrity with no known skills or talent.
45. gerard Vandenberg - October 15, 2008 12:38 PM
'Billy' Durant was a true bowling-fanatic although his CAR-IDEAS were better, folks!!
46. malicious - October 15, 2008 4:57 PM
last shot should be called: 'anorexic's with plastic tits'
47. moi - October 17, 2008 8:21 PM
What are those red marks all over her stomach? Scratches?
48. fumanchu - October 17, 2008 10:55 PM
I think she looks alot like Salma Hayek ...........nuff sed