Oct 23 2008Heidi & Spencer, Goddammit...

first...

FIRST BITCHES!

ha first asshats

DISGUSTING! DESPERATE! PATHETIC! DUMB! DIE PLEASE!

DISGUSTING! DESPERATE! PATHETIC! DUMB! DIE PLEASE!

WTF!
These two are getting ridiculous.

Heidi and Spencer suck. But then again, so does Obama.

This is why we hate america.

I don't the first picture could be more American.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Have to admit, the fact they are repping Harry Browne is impressive. They should realize though that mccain is certainly not Libertarian.

Oh for fuck's sake!

Heidi is holding the book upside-down.

TO THE MORONIC EDITOR... YOU ARE A PUSSBAG! SHOOT YOURSELF NOW AND FIND SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY "not" POST ABOUT THESE TWO!

IF YOU GONNA SAY IT, DO IT... DUMBASS!!!

TheSuperficial is a liar. You broke your promise!
The only time you may post the Douche Twins is when they get attacked and torn into pieces by grizzly bear(s).

Heidi's book is upside down.

Heidi's book is upside down.

The art of subtlety is not really their strong suit is it -

Hey Spencer - overcompensate for being a closet gay much??

"#$%&/()(/&%$#"#$%&/( OMG i hate them so much, I truly hope something bad happen to them

Way to drink Belgian Beer, commie.

Someone saw these two, didn't wrestle the gun away and didn't shoot them on the spot?

That person should die.

You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. You promised!

Is that the shotgun Bristol is using for her wedding? I hope someone else shoots it at that wonderful event and hits Spencer right square in the cunt.

These two encompass everything I hate about america.

Dammit quit publicizing these two idiots. No one even covers what they do except you and Extra.

I fucking hate these two retards!!! GOD DAMN!!!

I would like to see him strapped spread-eagled to a non-stop BALL-KICKING machine like that robotic boot in the Herbie Hancock video "Rocket". I can visualize it now...

Boi-Boi Boi-Boi Boi-BOI-BOI-BOI Boi-Boi-Boi BOI-BOI Boi-Boi-Boi ...

ahhh...much better

I fucking hate these two retards!!! GOD DAMN!!!

I would like to see him strapped spread-eagled to a non-stop BALL-KICKING machine like that robotic boot in the Herbie Hancock video "Rocket". I can visualize it now...

Boi-Boi Boi-Boi Boi-BOI-BOI-BOI Boi-Boi-Boi BOI-BOI Boi-Boi-Boi ...

ahhh...much better

I'd totally fuck the hell out of her, but afterwards I'd want to take a hot, runny dump right on her face while ass fucking him with a splintered broomstick.

No hard feelings or anything....

im sure this is doing wonders for the mccain/palin camp...

all politics and idiotic-ness aside, her shoes fabbbb

im sure this is doing wonders for the mccain/palin camp...

all politics and idiotic-ness aside, her shoes fabbbb

Enough already. Stop reporting on them! You have the power to make them go away. Please, no more Speide reports.

1. that cheap pump action shotgun looks like it can hold over 5 shells, isn't that illegal in the Republik of Kalifornia?

2. Holding an open container of Alchohol breaks FEDERAL firearm laws.

3. He's holding the piece all wrong. it should be pointed down at the ground and preferably break open the gun so it can't go off accidentally.

ON THE PLUS SIDE...

He could be working on his second six pack, which means .......
Both Dick Nozzle and the shotgun could be loaded.
He could have his thumb on the trigger (being a dick, he probably does)
The gun could very easily slip off his shoulder. Especially a wimped out, slope shouldered punk like him.
He could possibly hit the bitch on the cheek with the barrel and blow her pathetic, tiny brain into mush.

I'm more than willing to be the shotguns prayer warrior.

What idiots

And Fish, unless you have a picture of Heidi gushing blood, please send them back to that special Hell reserved for Ass wipes.

These two age me.... literally, I think I just got a wrinkle in my forehead. What do you think their private dialogue is like??

Heidi: "Spence, I fake love you, lets yet again, shamelessly go take advantage of our inexplicable and undeserving fame and pretend to not only be political, but to actually read about how to benefit from the country's economic crisis. Clearly we are well versed in the rhetoric of domestic politics, but I am well on my way to practicing monetary responsibility in times of financial crisis, especially with my Fendi boots and matching belt that I wore to Taco Bell for our LAST shameless staged press encounter."

Spencer: "Oh Heidi, you are so smart. Why don't you go get dressed in another outfit that ensures that the public is sickeningly aware of your disproportionately large fake boobs, and is always a mere centimeter from seeing you carnal treasure. I'm going to go trim my beard and think of more ways I can manipulate your insecurities and need for male approval to my advantage."

Heidi: "What expensive designer purse should I carry while we pretend to actually know anything about the country's financial crisis, and who the GOP even is??"

Spencer: "Babe, just like I tell you every single day, you need to bring the biggest purse you can find in order to give everyone something to puke in after they witness our shenanigans."

Someone needs to just take them out....preferably with a 2x4 in the middle of one of their staged photoshoots. I can't take much more of this. They have this repulsive symbiotic relationship devoid of any real affection, based soley on the knowledge that they can pretend to be a couple in all sorts of contrived scenarios, and they will extend their 15 minutes of fame. Everyone need to just ignore them! People should only be famous if they are contributing to society. Not only are Heidi and Spencer not contributing anything to society, but they are causing me, and most likely many other innocent bystanders, to want to shove a blunt object in my eye repetitively until their image is no longer burned in my skull. That is not a productive desire to have, FYI.

no more please.

Kristen -- too long, but did read. funny.

let me echo those above -- why are these 2 not dead yet? why don't they realize that a double suicide is the only way to redeem themselves after all of this?

What is going through her head as she pretends to be able to read:

Breath........Breath........my nails look pretty.......Breath......pose for my "candid" pictures......I hope they like my shirt. I am not sure what it says, my mom told me to put it on its PRETTY AND PINK......uuhhhhhhhh aahhhhh Shit I forgot to breath."

What is going through her head as she pretends to be able to read:

Breath........Breath........my nails look pretty.......Breath......pose for my "candid" pictures......I hope they like my shirt. I am not sure what it says, my mom told me to put it on its PRETTY AND PINK......uuhhhhhhhh aahhhhh Shit I forgot to breath."

Fuck-me heels to go for a walk on a hillside?

Fucking Bastards....I HATE people like this two fuckers!!!

DIE DIE!!!

USA: NEED MORE WAR?? FUCKING NUTS!!!.......NEED MORE GUNS??...PLASTIC BASTARDS!!

please can someone please get that shotgun out of his hands and please shoot me in the face!!! ive had enough of talentless, worthless assholes like these two earning money from being nothing more then morons and shame on us all for buying into this, yet get back our celebrities who have talent and drop these C*nts!!

Fuck yeah! Heidi and Spencer!

Yo.

I've read this blog daily for a couple of years. STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THESE TWO or I'm going to stop reading after the next post and stick with egotastic

... we don't like liars, fish.

btw, i don't take either of their endorsements of mccain/palin seriously. you shouldn't either--i mean look at these photos. they're obviously being facetious. i doubt either of them is even registered to vote.

> "#$%&/()(/&%$#"#$%&/( OMG i hate them so much, I truly hope something bad happen to them
> why are these 2 not dead yet? why don't they realize that a double suicide is the only way to redeem themselves after all of this?
> DISGUSTING! DESPERATE! PATHETIC! DUMB! DIE PLEASE!
> I fucking hate these two retards!!! GOD DAMN!!!

Ah, typical left-wing reactions. Pure emotion, zero logic. 110% pathetic.

Why don't they just go to the shooting range like the rest of us.

These pictures are so staged, no normal person would drink and shoot at the same time. What a couple of idiot's.

I bet the gun isn't even loaded!

I guess we're supposed to be proud of Heidi for actually holding the book right side up.

@ 20. haha. funny comment.

on a lighter note. Heidi I will always love you, even if you do the dumbest things ever. you can always make it up to me though, yep...2 gallons of Crisco, and a Penicillin shot...pick you up in an hour? great.

O.M.G. These two are absolutely ridiculous. So, tell me, why the heck do I look at everyone of them? (Rhetorical question, of course.) They are fun pictures and Heidi always looks amazing. I just wish they wouldn't sell them as paparazzi shots and instead just call it what it is, a photo shoot. At least you could respect it then.

what.....the.........FUCK

I knew you'd break your promise Fish! I love you for that! Now, what you need to do is promise these idiots that you will never EVER post Spence and Heidi again. Promise them, promise them, promise them! And then . . . break your promise!

One more thing: I'm truly sorry I uploaded ~4.75 megabytes of Cunt into the Britney thread . . . OK, I'm not really TRULY sorry, only a little bit sorry . . . maybe . . .

holy #33, go on and on much?? Jesus, I forgot what the hell I was reading!
....oh yeah...Heidi & Spencer, who so obviously stage every public outing they have. Why do we even care anymore? Because she is pretty decent to look at when she looks all slutty. That's it! Otherwise who cares?

You guys are all crazy! Heidi and Spencer are the bomb!!!
You are all so friggin jealous it's pathetic! She is so pretty and he is so friggin cute and sexy, they would be the best couple to have a threesome with!!

hmph. color me disappointed.
and COME ON! He's walking around with an open container, a dangerous weapon(his face), and a gun! he has to be breaking a law SOMEWHERE! FUCK!
Jesus it's terrifying to know either of them can walk around with a gun and not get arrested.

Oh and as a southerner and a homo i gotta say... That's how you hold a dick not a beer. fag.

#44 Fuck off douchenozzle. The irony of your post is that Heidi and Spencer haven't had an idea or logical thought in those hollow heads of their EVER!! ANd yet you criticize "liberals" for being unable to think.

And even more ironic is that Sarah Palin is a dumb cunt who openly embraces stupidity and anti-intellectualism.

First of all, wtf dude...Superficial promised no more pictures of these fucks.

Second of all..."H & S ALL THE WAY!!"...you're hilarious...especially because you're most likely Heidi trying to pretend like you have fans. Pathetic, yet quite comical. So, thanks? Bahahaha.

I'm so disappointed in you. I have no more words.

#55...what makes you think I'm not Spencer?

alright I wouldn't usually say anything but Spencer is the fucking man in this one. He has a 6 rack, a gun, a gorgeous blond, all on his side. All while pretending to read that book. good for him. only down side here is the palin shirts truely shoes their true colors has complete retards.

Oh my good God Damn. I'm almost speechless. All I got to say is I wish that gun was mine and I actually purchased that black ski mask I've been eyeing at Spotrsman's Wearhouse.

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.

Could these two get any whiter? What exactly do they love so much about the GOP "platter of shit with bits of broken glass" Republican nominee and his VP?

Anyone else see Elmer Fudd? Wowza.

Hi,

Is that God Guns Glory stuff for real? Are there people in the US going for that? I guess this November 4th will see if "ya'll are bunch of inbred rednecks" going for McCain / Palin or there's still hope for you and you'll vote for Obama. I'm afraid you'll go for the first two, but please, for the sake of the planet, prove me wrong!

You should export Spencer and his bitch to Irak!

well that's silly...everyone knows Heidi doesn't know how to read.

well that's silly...everyone knows Heidi doesn't know how to read.

oh wow , so handsome and gorgeous, nice pic. i believe the fans of them @ sportinglove.co om will like the pic.....

It looks like they're goosestepping in the first picture. Which I imagine would go very well with their personalities and beliefs.

Cool, maybe their just going to hunt down the superficial writer!!! It certainly would be a plus to get rid of em. And don't have a orgasm over these two, they are just trying to compensate for the liberal idiots in Congress and this great nation of ours. Spence throw a couple shells for me!!!!!

christ, those two are the scum of the earth.

WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS?

pretty please go back to avoiding them like the plague?

OBAMA. w00t. :D

I don't get why we have to be subjected to the cheesy staged photo-ops that these two continue to torture us with. All Celeb bloggers need to form a pact to not post anything about these two for six months. Since I have a brain, I have never been able to watch "The Hills" , so if not for these blogger sites, I'd have no idea who the hell Heidi and Spencer were and I was far better off in my state of ignorant bliss. These two actually give Paris credibility as a celebrity (who started the whole being famous for being famous phenomenon).

LMAO , ROFL , LOL and the list goes on and on ....

XOXO !!

wondering: THIS IS REALLY AMERICA, folks?

WHY ARE THESE TWO STILL ALIVE?!! I've never harbored such animosity for ppl I've never met!! And they're walking around with a gun??!!?! The only time those two should be around a gun is when it's being pointed at them by a sex-starved, 300 pound man named Dirk, who's making one watch, while the other gets raped....And I DON'T mean Heidi!!

If you look closely at her skin you can see she has some creeping crud outbreaks just about everywhere in the last several of their ridiculous attention whoring. This site and TMZ are the only places I've ever seen them.

They are truly pathetic, desperate, delusional and at least mildly retarded. Firearms are a big responsibility to own and use properly. Neither Spencer the weakling fairy douche or Heidi the gaping gaw creeping crud artificial boob brain dead bimbo.

I would like to see Heidi holding the shotgun while wearing a very small camo bikini. That would be a sexy photo shoot!!!!
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@ #44 - "TruthDoctor"

Are you fucking serious? Do you have any clue who these two asshats even are... I'm guessing you don't if you honestly believe that:

A.) These two even know who Sarah Palin is, let alone support her, let alone are even registered to vote, let alone even know what voting is outside of American Idol, and

B.) That anyone on here would be making such comments about them because they're "pathetic, left-wing" people.

You're as big of a pathetic douche bag as these two scum-suckers are... Why don't you do everyone a favor and simply go over to FoxNews.com and jack-off to some purdy-pics of that retard Palin, instead of wasting everyone's time with your innane, pointless right-wing propaganda.

hey obama's people paid good money for this photo op, and spencer and heidi are just doing their part to help the messiah save us all from everlasting hellfire

first

# 70. Me too. Superfish was the one who introduced me to these twats.
# 73. LOL.

i enjoy your site for the clever writing and the breasts. you have now however, backed out on actually having a small sence of conviction at all. fuck you, ill never read your site again.

I'm voting for McCain

Okay, this is so fucking over the top that I'm starting to think they're intentionally being shitheads just to fuck with people, that maybe someone's paying them to mock the rest of the nation. Seriously, is this all one massive and intentional parody? Because this is just looking way too fucking absurd now. There's no way they're honestly trying to fool people here, they HAVE to know how fucking nuts this all looks. So if there's some evil fucking billionaire out there, preying on our stupidity, gullibility, and quick tempers, paying to destroy the world with irony, then I have to say, y'know, props, man. Props.

I'm voting for McCain

i thought there weren't going to BE anymore retarded posed 'candid' photos/articles on these two.. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

@ 83

That's just because you two rode the same dinosaur to school together.

To clarify: I meant, as opposed to being real shitheads acting like fake shitheads solely for money.

Slow death is too good for these fuck-tards. I think you voided your principals by posting this shit. NOBODY CARES HOW STUPID AND VAPID THEY ARE. Clearly, these are not the droids we're looking for...please move along.

Someone let me know when she actually does the maple syrup/topless photo shoot.

Yes, but can you profit from a stupidity crisis?

im sure palin is beating her cock to this right now

U fuckin liar. Who posts these asswipes? No one, BUT YOU. These are all perfectly staged, and you give them publicity. Well done, are you proud?

I want to read about some big star embarrassing them self, rather than a NOBODY making a fools of themselves. Anybody can be a nobody, but should we care? Apparently TSF cares. You're as desperate as these two fools.

Fuck you, Superfish.

You're a fucking liar Superfish. I never heard of these vapid pieces of shit before I read your site, and I don't hear of them anywhere else.

STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM!! Let them fade into obscurity already!

they and palin are the embarrassment to the americans... human race, even!

did anyone else notice that the male douche seems to have a swiss flag on his shirt, along with the stars n stripes? if obama is a terrorist, then palin must be dull, clean, racist and neutral.

Fucking Love It!!! I like Heidi and Spencer more for this!! Keep it up guys!! MCCAIN PALIN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we talk about when Heidi is holding the book in the close up picture of her chest/shirt the book is upside down!!!! What a fucking dumb bitch!!!!!!!!

why the fuck write about these guys.. you superficial writers much secretly love these two douche bags. fuck off from Australia!

i hate to be one to "birth a walrus," but superfish you now offically suck major hillbilly ass.

Unless these 2 die, get seriously injured or disfigured. Getting punched in the face, kicked in the crotch, or something else incredibly demeaning to them, please don't post about them anymore. Ever.

Retards + booz + a shotgun, what a nice combo! Should I laugh or cry?

Luckily America is loosing it worldwide (because of those smart choices of your 2 times!! elected president!! And I won't even be surprised if AGAIN you guys choose republican, smart country) so it won't really be that important who becomes president, at least not for us.
And when dit Palin became more important than McCain? It's still McCain - Obama right?

Retards + booz + a shotgun, what a nice combo! Should I laugh or cry?

Luckily America is loosing it worldwide (because of those smart choices of your 2 times!! elected president!! And I won't even be surprised if AGAIN you guys choose republican, smart country) so it won't really be that important who becomes president, at least not for us.
And when dit Palin became more important than McCain? It's still McCain - Obama right?

Oh and a sign of a cross alongside a sign of a gun, just how God and Jesus would want it. Fuck showing your left cheek

Don't you guys get that they are making fun of themselves and Americans that actually DO endorse Mccain and Palin?

I think the Superficial writer photographs Heidi and Spencer himself, then posts them on his site. What other explanation?

Forgive me but who are these douche bags? I'm in the UK but i'd vote Obarma if i could vote in the US.
America, what a country God, Guns, Glorry....I wonder why the country is soooo fuct!

Forgive me but who are these douche bags? I'm in the UK but i'd vote Obarma if i could vote in the US.
America, what a country God, Guns, Glorry....I wonder why the country is soooo fuct!

Fod Gucking damn it. These fuckheads again. I thought they died, I haven't read anything about them in the past two months on this site or so. Too bad they pop out here again. -1 Superficial

unstable platform heels + alcohol + mental retardation + a loaded, improperly handled gun = hilarious death. (hopefully)

she's cute, though

Geez, surely, at some point even they should have the common sense to realise that these pictures are genuinely in bad taste.
It looks like a catalogue shoot for stupidity.

They should also realise that McCain doesn't stand a realistic chance to win, and in the process they will alienate themselves in Hollywood. I wonder if they even have the foggiest what the issues are about.

The sad thing about America is that the same retarded pop culture of adoring people without merit (Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, Kevin, etc) ensures this couple and Sarah Palin's relative fame.

Stooopid.

If anyone is working for Ore so goddamn dumbama it is this pair, no one could put anyone off Republicans like these two, although many Americans are so goddamned idiotic it would not surprise me if this diabolical duo have fans.

If anyone is working for obama it is this pair, no one could put anyone off Republicans like these two, although many Americans are so goddamned idiotic it would not surprise me if this diabolical duo have fans.

Typical liberal elite commie anti-America comments, as expected from the media.

These are two pro-America good guys. They are trying to provide support for everything that's right about America. No wonder all of you morally decayed liberals are so upset about it. You'd prefer a picture of two terrorists, like, say, Michelle and Barry Hussein Osama.

I love that she's holding the book upside down in the one closeup of her shirt - hahah!!

isnt illegal to drink on the streets in America???....

Come on, it's all a goof. It's silly and not at all mean-spirited. Let's just laugh and move on.

They are the whitest white people I've ever seen, though. They're translucent.

ha ha ha the celebrities that support McCain are dumber than the celebrities that support Obama. Hahahaha

Also because they are so dumb, and famous for doing nothing its likely they got to where they are now because they're rich daddies paid for it. TYPICAL REPUBLICANS

We're all sick of these two assholes.
Please put that shotgun to good use.PLEASE

the typical Insane McCain and Idiot Palin supporters (suckporters)

seriously, these people need to die already

are there any two more worthless people in the world, i wish they were born in china, that way Heidi wouldve been left on a backroad somewhere to get eatten by a jackal, fuck these two seriously

She is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is said the met her on a sports datin gsite mysportsdate.com. Her sexy photos are found there.

that's it...

i'm penciling in Lauren Conrad come november 4th.

If McCain ends up winning this election, half of the entertainment industry will be on Suicide watch! I hope some of those losers end up that way...

If McCain ends up winning this election, half of the entertainment industry will be on Suicide watch! I hope some of those losers end up that way...

Beers, a gun... two assholes... God, please, please make it happen!!!!!!

Is this McCain's secret weapon?

McCain sucks big time.

SUPERFICIAL WRITER YOU PROMISED NOT TO DO THIS AGAIN!!!!

Like they can read. Heidi.... eat a burger and stop being so fake. Spencer...... put a bag over your head because I just puked in my mouth looking at you.

Sadly, I don't think these two idiots are kidding, I can't imagine they're that clever. I believe they think they are really relevant, but unfortunately, their fan base consists of 8 year olds who can't vote, so whatever...

And I'm pretty sure walking around with an open container (the bottle, not Montag) and a shotgun is illegal in this state...

Fuck. Why have these two not yet shot each other in the pussy?

Superficial,
Youre a fucking asshole and you know it. Just like these two idiots. Youre probably one of these scum sucking liberals who wants to smear the McCain campaign. Burn in hell you fuckin hack.

I would like to point out that while I am the local gun enthusiast or "gun nut" as the looney left would call me, I do not condone, or support anyone drinking while using firearms. Spencer probably isn't smart enough to handle a .22 responsibly, never mind throw a few budweisers at him.

I wish they would be held in a bunker until the 5th. Them and jessica alba, hayden pannetierre... wait a minute. Shoot spencer first.. ok thats a better mental picture.

Very disappointed with the Sup!!!! Democracy does not live here... We voted and our votes must not have spoken. Unless of course you were counting the electoral votes and not the popular votes...oh HELL!!

Honestly, it is whatever. I don't think they should die. No, they shouldn't shoot each other. Just let them be weird and support whoever they want.

How come some people find it hard to accept the fact that not everyone is going to vote for Obama?

People who want to vote McCain//Palin have been told to die, suffer, leave, get a brain, grow up, and to save themselves and vote Obama.

Big announcement coming from Barack Obama on Monday!

From his own website:
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

“When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.‘s children.

Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982.”

These guys have to be kidding right? I mean could anyone be more callous than these two? It’s disgusting how they flaunt their wealth and lack of compassion while most of America struggles. Someone should remind them what happened to the rich during the French revolution.
Stop writing about them and they will slowly fade away.

PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!
PATHETIC!

I'm pretty sure that by Twit and Twat wearing those shirts, and carrying those items is a sure sign of the apocalypse. Everyone head to your underground bunkers, and prepare to feast on canned items and water. Just looking at them burns my retinas. If Heidi goes on tour with Sarah and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, GOOD GOD! SAVE US ALL!

I don't care how many people sent emails about this. We said we don't want to hear shit about them, so don't fucking post this shit about this emotionally repressed jackass and an idiotic blonde. Ever.

The only thing that can piss me off more than these two alone, is the WASTE OF THE FUCKING BEER! Specer isn't even drinking the beer! He's kissing it. fucking idiot.

superfish, there is a special place for you in hell. next to the puppykickers and child molesters.

where are the terrorists when you need them?

Most of you liberal dumb@sses are just jealous that he gets to bang her, and you all can just go online and look at pictures and feel a tingle up your leg . . . If they truly support McCain + Palin, then God bless them. If they don't, so what.
Get a life, wake up, smell the beer and gunpowder!

McCain Palin '08.

What I want to know is: Where are all those republicans who kiss Palin's ass and say that "celebrities need to keep their mouth shut when it comes to politics"? So Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman who are American citizens and have just as much a right to voice their opinion as anyone and are obviously more in tuned to the world than those still supporting Bush and his lackeys, those kind of people should shut up but Heidi and Spencer, obviously the nicest, most god fearing people who sell themselves to the media are american heros?

I don't get it. Explain this logic to me.

What I want to know is: Where are all those republicans who kiss Palin's ass and say that "celebrities need to keep their mouth shut when it comes to politics"? So Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman who are American citizens and have just as much a right to voice their opinion as anyone and are obviously more in tuned to the world than those still supporting Bush and his lackeys, those kind of people should shut up but Heidi and Spencer, obviously the nicest, most god fearing people who sell themselves to the media are american heros?

I don't get it. Explain this logic to me.

i just vomited up my lunch.
that is disgusting.
and DUMMMMMMMMMB.

i thought guns were illegal in california?

This has probably already been stated, but she obviously got another nose job. Starting to enter Michael Jackson territory.

douchebag, and douchbaggette.

what a slag...

this is not postworthy.

WHITE FUCKING TRASH.

Glad to see Heidi is wearing sensible shoes... what a slore.

please stop psoting mr and mrs. douchesbags and again these two should go away!

It's just too bad that fagboy couldn't have tripped and accidentally discharged the firearm killing them both.

But I still have hope.

And republicans wonder why everybody thinks they are hicks with the IQ of a walrus. (yes I know, that was pretty harsh on the walrus) Not only can you pin them putting in the dumbest president of all time 2 terms in a row but now you can make fun of them for having Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag as their high profile supporters. Man that's pathetic. Heidi probably identifies with Palin, they're both fucking idiots.

Daisy dukes are only sexy without the pockets sticking out.... Why didn't she just cut them off when she cut the trousers into shorts.... Other than that I hope the photo shoot was a joke... I hope, I mean they can't really have thought a) it would be taken seriously b) help the McCain campaign!

@155 - If the Democrats didn't get out and vote, then how can you blame Republicans for "... putting in the dumbest president of all time 2 terms in a row..."?

Really, are you that stupid?

Want change? Then vote. Period. But when you're done voting don't piss and moan about the winner and/or loser.

I would steal the beer, take the gun, shoot Spencer, violate Heidi, then drink the beers sitting atop their bleeding corpses.

...or is it shoot Heidi and violate Spencer?.....

God, I'm so confused.

Goddamn it, they're the worst human beings.

Everyone beware, they are very smart liberal operatives. Agents of reverse psychology and apathy.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...those people are pretty screwed in the head if their not joking "God, Guns and Glory" wtf? thats a joke right?

If you can't see that they are mocking Sarah Palin, then none of you deserve to vote. Come on, you don't think that they stage all of this themselves do you?

I thought you weren't writing about these fags anymore. What a drag.

Yayyy for these two, I love them.

Its unfortunate the superficial writer is in the tank for obama, more appropriately because he would like to TANK obama if you know what I mean.

All the more reason to vote Obama.

(DON"T POST ABOUT THESE TWO ANYMORE!!!)

We just got lucky that Obama is a democrat. If he was republican, all the blacks would be voting for republican no matter what politics he'd be preaching. Seriously, is there a black in USA that's actually going to vote for McCain?? Nope, because he aint black.

Who the hell are these ass hats? Please keep these idiots off the site. The number of comments posted here does not indicate any level of popularity, just disgust and desperate pleas for you to NEVER post about these idiots again! I'd rather read about some Z list star like Gary Coleman than these two vapid ass hats.

They're showing disturbing signs of actually having...senses of humor...actual, real ones. Scary.

FUCK YOU FROM OZ!!!

If somebody would just pitch them to me, I'd slap the shit out of both of them.

#166 - The Republicans tried that with Alan Keyes and it didn't work. As if blacks never vote for white people or vote Republican. Where have you been? They just don't do it in droves. Is there is something wrong with black people voting for black people? Who else should they vote for? Tell me, why have so many white people voted for white people and should the rest of the world be concerned? NO? By the way, Newsflash! McCain does have black supporters! But McCain cares nothing about blacks or any other people who can't marry a beer heiress. The only thing he seems to do well is make strange faces and poke his tongue out.

I think these two are related and should be shot from a cannon into the sun, but GOD DAMN, I love me some shotguns.

These two make my ass twitch, seriously you guys - my ass

I get so irrationally angry seeing these two - but it makes me feel better that they are McCain supporters, two assmonkeys supporting the assmonkey regime.

I do enjoy the fact that she likes to pretend that she knows how to read...maybe she dosn't realize that it's not a pop-up book

hahahahha.

You're a fucking dumbass. suck my pussy lips

Wow... How amazing!!!!!I've heard they get each other on an age-gap dating club AgelessOnly.C O M, and now they are very satisfied with our current life.

What happend to her freaking pockets?

i have no idea who these douches are but, ill say she is hot.

but, someone arrest that guy.

booze + guns = fail

Oh my fucking GOD. Someone please put me out of my misery!

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Hello, your blog great, refueling