Oct 10 2008Heidi & Spencer, Get Used to This Face: An Open Letter

oh geez...

It's about time. First.

In this hard, negative time, earth stopping events such as this will be remembered as providing the masses with the hope to continue on with their lives....this is history.

God - I hope you mean Heidi NEVER gets pregnant!

I'd rather hit it with the brunette than Paris. She has some nice athletic legs that could hang on for longer. Better ride, tighter fit. Everyone wins.

YES

I so agree with what you've done here. These two have done absolutely nothing to merit being famous. I'm at a loss to figure out why the media thinks we care about what they do or who they do it to. I very much look forward to not seeing them on this site, unless of course Heidi is naked in some way.

lol "journalist intergrity" more of a concrete reason why theyll be back....

This is the kind of democracy I can get behind. Paris might be a vapid cesspool of infection but at least she's got personality. Heidi and Spencer are worse than useless.

Praise the lord and pass the pepper steaks. The Douche twins are gone. It's like Christmas in July. Except it's October. Oh raputure, oh joy, oh bliss. If only they could now fall off the face of the Earth. I'll take pictures of their stupid gape-mouthed faces as they plummet to their eternal doom. Then I'll burn the camera before anyone can develop the film.

It is about time

Thank you fish dude!!! If I have to see one more picture of Heidi or Spencer’s butt ugly mugs, I was going to shoot myself. The only exception would be if they were decapitated..

Also, if you find some pictures of Heidi in a bikini, can you Photoshop a bag over her head? Or maybe a trash bag so it looks like she is suffocating..

Thank you. I was tired of seeing them.

Can we also get rid of pathetic paris!!!

thank fucking god. heidi and spencer were giving me an ulcer.

good man.

THANK YOU! Praise all that is good in the world!

Oh please, people. We hate them because they're the most ridiculously fake fame whores. But THAT is what makes them so fascinating. Guess I'll be checking in on other celebrity blogs more often.

$100 says H & S will be back on Monday. Not $100 from me, $100 from their agent. To anticlown's paypal account. Or, as they like to put it: "the usual."

I sure hope you stay true to your word, motherfucker. I'd rather force toothpicks under my toenails than read about those twats.

I bet the Thai boy in the sweater gives wonderful, eye-contact blowjobs.

Just sayin.

yes, this slut over those two siamese twins anyday. atleast this is somewhat interesting to look at. those two faces make me want to smash their faces with a nailed bat.

Hosanna hosanna hosanna

. . . for promising something that we know you won't keep your word on. I can't wait for the tantrums when Heidi and Spencer show up again!

Yank the stupid sheeples' chains! Yank 'em again and again and again and again . . .

I love you Mister Fish

There will be more Heidi and Spencer stories.

This is one, for example. They could have simply disappeared from the site...but no. They'll be back, count on it.

What a relief! I guess if you MUST show the vapid bimbo in her bikini, then fine. Just please, I'm begging you, no shots of the loser boyfriend. His face makes me die inside.

Jesus H. Christ!!!! Look at the size of those clod-hoppers in the last 2 photo's.
What size shoe does this skank wear? Size 16's???? Toss her a rope and pull her behind my Baja boat!!

Yes, clearly we're all in agreement - we MUCH PREFER the Obama supporter over the McCain supporters. It's time to get with the winners.

No more Heidi and Spencer?
Man this site keeps getting better every day!!

You are a hero. I said it. Let it be known. You are a hero.

The Klan?!?! Really??? Just because some people don't believe in socialism doesn't mean you have to race bait! Pretty PATHETIC!!!

Dont toy with us. If you say we NEVER have to see that fuckwad Pratt again YOU BETTER BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

I approve. While there was a certain sick enjoyment from hating those two, I think my life will be better off without seeing them. Heidi in a bikini is, as you say, acceptable - even though the funbags are storebought. Well done, writer, well done.

Thank you Thank you Thank you :) i'm so glad I don't have to see Heidi and that Bleached son of a bitch no more yippie!!!!!!!!

I mean who tha hell has clear facial hair (Spencer retard) that is so Grosss!!

Thank you Thank you Thank you :) i'm so glad I don't have to see Heidi and that Bleached son of a bitch no more yippie!!!!!!!!

I mean who tha hell has clear facial hair (Spencer retard) that is so Grosss!!

HooRah! Bout time

ABOUT TIME!!! Thanks!

Nice move. Now, can you also NOT show any other photo of that fat cow, Nikki Blonsky? My eyes and my mental health would appreciate it.

Hear, hear. In my opinion, exception 1 is unnecessary...

Hmm, I sense a shameless ploy to get their rumored sex tape released.
Heidi shows up tomorrow in a bikini FOR SURE!

thank fucking goodness!! Who cares about those two blondies!!

did i miss something? did we vote on this? wait, who cares. no more of that fucking douchebag SPENCER PRATT. thanks, fish.

God I hope so. I looked up 'Douche' in the dictionary and it had a picture of those two fucking chods.

Let's hope that all the other sites follow suit. They'll be calling you a pioneer for being the first to excommunicate said douche bags my friend!

Hooray - thank you thank you thank you .
I do propose exception
3) Heidi covered in maple syrup in an area frequented by grizzly bears.

Thank fuck. I was getting sick of those two idiots. It would be even better if you could eject them from the planet, but this is a start.

THANK THE LORD.

I will worship the superficial until I die. And possibly after.

"P.S. Paris, if you're reading this, I just FEDEX'd you a steak. EAT IT"
this site should win an Emmy for something, I'm a fan.

Thank you so bloody much that couple is SOOOOOOOOOO pathetic!! yay!!!

Thank you so bloody much that couple is SOOOOOOOOOO pathetic!! yay!!!

ABOUT FARKING TIME

Spank you (in the most pleasurable way, of course) very much!

THANK YOU SO MUCH! My love for The Superficial has grown ten--nay, twentyfold.

Thank god.

Heidi and Spencer are useless, worthless, and a complete waste of space.

Thank you! This will show all celebrities with a lack of personality that we aren't going to take it anymore! If you want to be blogged about, get naked, flash a nipple, something!

Sarah Palin at a Klan rally?? Wha?

Oh! I get it... cause she's a conservative! Ha ha! Good one!!!

Thank you Superficial guy! If this wasn't one of the most racist and sexist places on the internet outside of the stormfront web site, I think I'd love it!

her feet are so huge lol

LOVES IT!

i think she looks like CRAP...
and heidi and spencer...EAT IT!

good, I cant stand those two!

The fish might no longer be funny, but at least he gives the people what they want! And to think I checked back in today out of boredom... what a treat! Let's hope you stick to it and EVERYBODY else follows suit....

Maybe there should be a press release or conference....

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoping others will follow in your footsteps!

THANK YOU SUPERFISH!!
Heidi and Spencer symbolize everything that's wrong with America. It will be nice not to have to look at them and die on the inside anymore :)

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoping others will follow in your footsteps!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like a good plan Fish.
Now if you could only do something for this 'free fall collapse speed' on the markets.

I will boycott the superficial and I will NOT go and see The Duchess until Spencer is back in his rightful place on these pages!

I'll hit you where it hurts.

It's about FUCKING TIME! Horse face and shit for brains do not deserve the pub for their fake pics.

bless your heart; my rage disorder kicks in every time i see that 'bag boy Spencer on here... Heidi in a bikini and not some pre-arranged shots either please, then she has that sorry ass expression on her face of "my boyfriend bought me these and you can't touch them" AAARRRGGGHHHH, there goes the disorder again, gotta go! Just the best!

Just make sure you make an exception and write about their obituaries should they ever die in a flaming ball of jet fuel and twisted metal, okay?

Awesome! No more offensive assclowns......Thank you.....just looking at them made me want to launch my lunch.

YES! Please get rid of that pair.

OMG, look at those two blondies!!
you surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on __Agelessmate.c om__ I mean, if you don't really care about the age, sometimes, you will enjoy somenthing better! kid u no!

now your talking...lets end their false reign

OMG, look at those two blondes!!
you surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on === Agelessmate.c o m === I mean, if you don't really care about the age, sometimes, you will enjoy somenthing better! kid u no!

Will you marry me?

I'm so glad to hear this. I've really been drifting away from the superficial over the last few months. Maybe this is a sign of change? By the way, when the hell did Paris become attractive???

THANK YOU!! I don't care if Heidi Montag is naked and covered in Pop Rocks, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKING GASH. Really, her and Spencer need to just drift off into obscurity, retroactively, along with their choice of presidential candidates. Heidi has a face only a mother horse could love, and if someone - anyone would just deck Spencer with a knuckle sandwich, I'd be elated. Anyone with the last name of Pratt needs to be deported to, uh, France...yeah...that's it France! Viva La Fin!

She looks like a tranny upclose.

She looks like a tranny upclose.

Just when i thought the earth was spinning of its axis, the Superfish goes and puts it right again. Superfish aka Superman.
Let it be said though, Superfish, if you reneg on this promise I am going to have to....do something very bad to you...the amount of punishment required for such an offence will take a serious amount of time and planning.

what's with those fucking pop-up links?! they're new, right?

What's the real difference between those three?
O.K.now: paris causes the SHIT by herself and "HEIDI und PETER" are together.
BUT THERE IS MORE MISERY?

I dont believe that you wont post those two idiots anymore. If its true great, but I doubt that you can control yourself enough to not post them.

On a separate note, the wonk eye is looking good.

THIS NEWS HAS MOVED ME TO MAKE MY FIRST POST EVER.

Thank you for ignoring these two. They are a waste of life.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. A thousand times thank you. If I had to look at Prattogs' vapid, blank faces one more time, I may have thrown myself off a building. Here's hoping that the entire interwebs follows in your footsteps.

And there was much rejoicing.

It doesnt matter. she is just as big of an ass clown as those other 2 idiots.

I.........Love......you.......
but please please please, for the sake of our new found relationship...don't post that thing in a bikini...can we just forget about that part???

also, if you just happend to forget about paris...i wouldn't mind, i swear, love!!

Her eyes here looks parallel, i mean perfect than what we know of her other eyelids droopier than the other. How did she do that?!

Fish don't do that,we need weirdo celebs to talk about

Britney is ok again,Paris is out of jail and Lindsay is aparently a lesbo mormon or some straight crap like

don't force us to talk about Rosie O'Donnel or something worst,like Tila Tequila

I don't want to see heidi and her douche handbag man unless shes showing nipples or its an upskirt! i dont want to see her in some god damn staged beach bikini outing!!

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye.

NICE! Thank you.
I have no idea why you showed them in the first place.... thought they may have been your retarded cousins and you were giving them special attention.
Funny Klan reference.... laugh out loud funny!

i could not be any happier that you've finally made such a wise choice in getting rid of the plastic people.

i'd like to add that as your minion, i will serve and protect your sacred title of "righteous ruler of the interwebs".

This rocks! Thank you.

I just came across this site on a girlfriend's computer...I must say...you people who read this bullshit are some lifeless fucks that need some sort of injection of activity into your lives. It's pretty sad that you could wast your life reading this garbage and not get out and do some living of your own. But you'll probably send some post saying how stupid I am cause I don't get joy from reading about people i'll never meet, don't give a fuck about, or want to. Anyways...keep rotting your lives away...try get a little sun...

I just came across this site on a girlfriend's computer...I must say...you people who read this bullshit are some lifeless fucks that need some sort of injection of activity into your lives. It's pretty sad that you could wast your life reading this garbage and not get out and do some living of your own. But you'll probably send some post saying how stupid I am cause I don't get joy from reading about people i'll never meet, don't give a fuck about, or want to. Anyways...keep rotting your lives away...try get a little sun...

THANK YOu superficial writers!!! I hate seeing those douches faces on thsi site. it makes me not want to come back ever. Could you maybe NOT even post bikini pics of that vapid whore? that would be the icing on the cake.

Kudos!!!
Thank you very much!

P.S. "Classy Hilton" is better looking than "Trashy Hilton."
I like her new look.

Thank you Superficial Guy.

You have restored my faith in human kind. Oh to be rid of their vapid smiles!

I see a Nobel prize in your future inscribed "he saved the world using nothing but a photo of a girl in a bikini". You have the power - do good things with it.

Long live the Superficial !

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I throw up a little in my mouth everytime I have to see that fake d-bag smile of Spencer's

i applaud u sir

fuck yeah.

That #*($*ing god. Three cheers for the Superficial writer!

Why is Paris orange?

I'd like to see another picture of them. In a coffin.

#110,
Orange you glad that you're not?

THANK You superficial writers!
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You know..... If Paris weren't raised as such an uppity snob she likely could have been a damn good fashion model.

As far Heidi & Spencer.... Glad you reserved the right to show her in bikini or topless. We really don't need to see the douchbag spencer ever again.

Today is a good day.

Praise Jesus we won't have to see their greasy faces again. You are a benevolent web-lord.

I likes seeing Heidi and Spencer... they made me feel better about myself.

I didn't like seeing them, but I loved reading the comments about them.

Long live the Paris!

Long live the Paris!

One additional exception to add to the bikini: Police Mug Shot.
THAT I want to see.

She's looks really good here.

I heartily and sincerely applaud your efforts. You are doing the right thing both for this nation, and for mankind. I wish to Gawd I had the strength to follow-suit, but alas, my blog is called Dear Famous Asshole...and, frankly, there aren't any bigger assholes than these two chumps.

I, do however, do still wish damnation, hellfire, and mass destruction upon the celubutard house of cards that Heidi-n-Spencer hath wrought.

And, may we all say: Amen.

Thank GOD. I hadn't been coming here as often as I used to because I could not stomach them. If they stop getting coverage maybe they'll go the fuck away already.

SUCK IT HORSEFACE HEIDI & DOUCHEBAG!

THANK YOU SUPERFISH!!!

I no longer have to cleanse my retinas with bleach after every photo of those assclowns...

She needs a boob job....look how low that dress is hanging

Now lets try & get every other celeb site to do the same so they can fade away into history where they belong. if no one is buying the pictures, paps will stop following them, they'll loose the sponsorship & promotion deals, the Hills will ditch them if they seem to be loosing popularity... Just think what a wonderful world it would be!

LONG LIVE PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank fucking god! These blogs are the only reason these two have a career. Shut em down

Oh, Hell yeah! I came out of hiding for this shit.

Work it Paris! Welcome back.

WTF are you clowns talking about?
Who the fuck wants to replace those two fucktards with is whory fucktard?
Jesus!! I say kill them all!!!!
There has got to be some better class of assholes we can make fun of!!
Superficial Writers...YOU guys all SUCK the ROOT!!!
Except for the original Fish! Bring him back asap!!!!!!!

thank god!!!!! those two are such a waste of time

Can we also get rid of pathetic paris!! Someone just needs to throw her in the trash and save us all!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you Superfish.

Thank you Superficial Guy.

This really is a big step, hopefully others follow in your path.

I can deal with Paris, but those other Aryan fucktards needed to GO!

Haleluyaaa! Looking at those two was really like reliving the worst images of annoying self-appointed popular people since high school and college sororities. I actually like Paris. She's got style. She's genuine, even if it entails being a bit dumb. I actually thought she looked like Barbie on these fotos. She's getting way too skinny though. What's happening to her? Benji eating all her food? Good for you. I hope Perez does the same. those The Hills people are the ugliest and least talented 'celebutards" out there.

You stupid mindless white goyim! Do you know what that thing between your shoulders is? IT'S A GOY-KOPF! (goy-head)

Fish did what he needed to do and sacked the idiot white Aryans. From now on we will have Jews here! Dazzling smart Jews for you to admire and serve, you stupid white goyim, the way the Noahide laws say you should!

You're all a bunch of stupid stupid STUPID goyim. You know that don't you?

DAMN, this is as true as rain is wet:
"LOSERS ARE EXPECTED TO FIND EACHOTHER HERE"!!

i dont care what anyone says, when i get into hollywood, im going after Paris. you know she's a freak.

tfg!

thanks

I would really like to see Paris reveal her natural brown eyes. Im sure she won't look much different.

Hooray! Finally! I fucking hate Paris, but she's a talented goddess compared to those 2.

THANK YOU. It's about time SOMEone stepped up and banned those 2 irrelevant twats from assaulting our eyes and sensibilities.

THANK YOU. seriously, thank you. I am so sick of seeing those two all over the gossip sites- nobody cares about them, so their very presence in the tabs/blogs baffles me, because it's giving them what they want (publicity) while annoying we citizens who couldn't care less. I am so excited to never see them again on this site. now, if only Perez Hilton did the same...

finally! thank you!

If you are serious about never posting about Heidi and Spencer again, then thank you very much. I'm so sick of Heidi's big ass chin!

P.S. I love your sense of humor.

Now that you've eliminated twiddle dee and twiddle dumb, We all have to deal with this pile of STD. crabs gonna get cha.

YAY! No more of the douchebag duo!!

@ 7 : and Paris did?

You realize by saying you found the site on your gf's computer, then bashing those who read it- you are actually bashing your "girlfriend" right? But its ok- we all know you don't have a girlfriend, or your own place, or a healthy cholesterol level, or an IQ of above 85.

Thank You Thank You Thank You, please let this be true

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!!!
EVERY TIME I SEE THEM I WANT TO BARF.

WHO THE &*#$ ARE THE KIDS ANYWAY? Why give them the time of day?

YAY!!!
It's simple math really. Paris had a sex tape. Heidi and Spencer maybe started a rumor about an ex-friend about a sex tape that possibly doesn't exist on a fake-reality television show. And it makes me so, so, so sad that I even know about the latter.

Thank you for saving us from their vapid, vanilla lives.

thank you.

You should agree to post photos of Heidi ONLY if she agrees to never speak to Spencer again ... since I really believe they're only together for the sake of their popularity. Plus it'll at least add SOMETHING new to the Hills since it's been the same story for the last 3 seasons... Entertain me.

Thank you Superficial!

You're a good man Fish

sorry for the late reply, i was busy curing cancer and stuff. but thank you. thank you deeply.