Oct 31 2008Heidi Montag is 'Officer Busty Jones'

hahah There goes everybodys breakfast

First ! can't we just put them in quarentine for a while

paris wore that a couple of years ago

Not first..maybe 3rd? Yay for me, where's mah cookie?

Nice outfit, but I swear the outfits are supposed to be scary?

Goddamn, she's so ridiculously ugly.

Stop breaking your promise SW! Even if there are titties involved.

#3 So right!
http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/ph2.jpg

Chins mc jugs! wow youre on a roll superfish,,,,but she look so bangable though

That's a very unique look. There will only be 2.6 million of those across college campuses tonight. Slutty nurse will be a close second. Hockey Mom, distant third.

I wish they would spontaneously combust..

you superfuckwit guys are fucken lying idiots.. probably get rimmed by spencer.

She is so hot!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating community ==mysprtsdate.com== Her sexy photos are found there.it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

She is so 'busted'

Too bad the gun isn't real and she blows hos freaking gay head off.

Nice rack though.

I hate you for doing this to me so early in the morning...

I'd still hit that.

She isn't very pretty....just average. I don't see what all the fuss is about!

I'd stick that gun straight up her arse

The douche twins are more irritating than Mimi!

Oops, make that "his"....blow HIS head off.

Still, nice jugs though.

They are both sooo ugly.
I hope they don't have kids.

I hate to say it, but she looks 10000000000x better than Paris in that outfit.

http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/ph2.jpg

Sad, really -- it says more about how skanky/ugly Paris is than anything about how "attractive" Heidi is.

she looks like a tranny, that horse face of hers

Who is she?

FUCK - PULL THE TRIGGER!

Fish - you're pathetic. You "tried" to leave Spencer out of the pics? Why didn't you just "actually" leave him out of the pics?

The only reason I have ever heard of these asshats is because I'm a loyal Superficial reader. That's just awful.

I think you guys are just jelous... howcome u never right something good?

i'd hit and then bust it for ocular assault.

@27---Welcome Spencer! I see your grammar and spelling have improved.

Seriously? One had after we have to look at Paris Hiltons armpit in order to avoid a Heidi picture you post this?

Thought you decided unless she was naked or in a bikini there wouldnt be anymore of these two airheads.

These two are famous for nothing and get over a million a year in their attempt to be celebs. With our country tanking financially it is insane to hear what these two pull in.

OK, so i dont really like them cause they are pathetic losers and just want attention, but shes gorgeous i think. Whos ugly is Megan Fox lol shes so fake.

Anyway, Heidi is a bitch and a loser, but i give her props for being so darn beautiful

She's STILL a fugly looking slut...

It's obvious the owners of this site receive compensation for posting Heidi/Spencer pictures. I'm sure it's not much...but regardless I don't see anything wrong with making a few bucks for the service they provide us. Beyond that...I think Heidi has a smoking hot body and I never get tired of looking at it. I'm not a big fan of fake tits...but her body is ridiculously nice. I couldn't care less if this website is making money by posting them. Yes they're morons...but she's hot and why not make a few bucks off of the idiots?

Any guy that says he wouldn't knock this chick's pussy out of her asshole is full of shit. Her face isn't perfect but it's not like it's unattractive and her body is nearly perfect. She's hotter than 99.5% of women and if all I'm doing is looking at her I don't care how worthless she is otherwise.

Ok. Just this once, I'll forgive you for posting Heidi. But next time I see that douche Spencer, I'm going on a rampage.

shes not hot at all dear #12!!!!

She wanted to be something for Halloween that she will never be....RELEVANT!

I am actually beginning to enjoy the shameless cheesiness of this duo's antics. It sometimes seems like an unintentional satire on the degraded values of our deteriorating culture. Could this be the first sign of encroaching dementia? Mental illness? The complete erosion of my taste and intellect?

What the hell, did she get her breast implants taken out or something?

Lollohahhelol. Spencer...is...in...jail. His secret wish has come true

seriously..
why do you continue posting about these people?
they arent famous
they arent celebrities
they arent important
what do they bring to anyone's lives?

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

Nice one #39.....he will drop his soap constantly.

DUde it's time you came out and admitted your secret love of Spencer. May god help your soul.

i do not like they but i love to hate them

Trick. Bastard.

Fuck you queers. She's totally hot in these pics! Doesn't make her any less of a ass hat, but seriously, there's no way in hell I'd kick her out of bed!

more like Officer Horseface

@29 - Exactly. But, come on. #27 isn't Spencer. Spencer does have thumbs, does know all of the alphabet letters ( maybe not in order), and is over the age of nine - Ok, emotionally that isn't true.

Both Atom and RSS are broken. Neither are showing images. I'm guessing at this point that Heidi Montag is smarter than your systems administrator.

Ass hat or not, she's fucking hot, and even more so in these pics. I'd push 'em both off a cliff, but unless you're gay, this has to turn you on.

@50

sure... if you're into tranny's.. SHE'S GOT A MAN FACE!

Happy fun the the if giraffe.

Superfish,
I HATE you for posting this dumb blonde again - what a way to break a promise!
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HER!
Not about her boobs, her body, or her giant chin.
I do not want to fucking hear about her again.

latern-jawed S-L-A-G

Good Hedi, keep that mouth open so all the flys can get in!!

fake tits.
fake eyelashes.
fake hair.
fake nails.
fake boyfriend.
fake life.

Yeah - sure dude she is hot Mike #50.
I wouldn't do her drunk with your dick.

NO MORE HEIDI. PLEASE!

shit my dick just exploded.

Frau Blucher!!

I agree with #6 for the love is all and good and holy stop posting heidi montag and her douchebag boyfriend spencer and stick to that promise

why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why must we suffer with these two totally fake poser idiots. I seriously have never hated anyone more. We could only wish that gun is real to her chin and would blow her fucking head off.

Im guessing this is the looong face of the law to go with the long arm they always talk about.

Too bad one of the camera men didn't replace her fake gun with a real one and then tell her to pull the trigger while pointing it at his face so he could get a great shot.
GET IT?? GREAT SHOT??? HAHAHAHAHA. Happy Halloween, fuckers.

I meant Spencer's face, not the camera man's, by the way.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

There once were two empty doorstoppers
Who fancied themselves as chart-toppers
So clever and cute
Quoting scriptures en route
Next year they’ll be cheesing our whoppers

next time they post an H&S ,
NOBODY POST!

Send a clear message that we will not stand for this clear violation of the NO FRIGGIN HEIDI AND SPENCER CRAP ON SUPERFICIAL pact that all of us signed in blood (at least that's how I remember it.)

NEXT H&S POST on the FISH.....

COMMENT BLACKOUT - DO NOT POST.
(This means you too, FRIST RETARDS!)

Happy Halloween Everybody!

#65, God, I hope you're right.

To anyone who thinks that Heidi is even remotely pretty (#31- YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED IF YOU THINK SHE'S HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX) .... Have you all seen Laguna Beach/ The Hills?!?!?!? Case in point that she's hideaous. She wasn't pretty then, and all the plastic surgery in the world won't make her beautiful now. So what she has fake boobs/tan/nose/hair. She's now just a plastic FUGLY SKANK!

You muther fucker.....there was no reason to add the three lame shots with that smiley spencer mutherfucker! You are truly a scumbag bastard!

We come here to hate, goddamnit, 66. What's the point in taking away the objects of our derision and mirth?

I remember a time [sits back and sucks pipe...] when people said the same about Paris. Remember that time when she pissed herself? Zactly. Everyone was sick of the witch (not that we aint now). But we Need these piss-poor specimens to vent our rage upon. After all, we're all fat and ugly and jealous and never going to nail a piece like that in our sorry lives, etc etc etc.

Which has more air: Her vacuous head or the two air bags implanted in her chest? Close call, but considering her head is a black hole of thought and reason, it wins. Stupid cunt.

NO MAS. You should do time for posting pics of this bitch again.

they are so stupid.

She looks good in the photo. I'd hit that.

i dont like ppl with blue cloths.....but dunno knnno why dats an exception

point taken, Amber #69. I just feel we benefit from better cuts of meat to slaughter with our butcher knives of snark and ridicule than the same 'ol cube-steaks.
That's right! I compared H&S to CUBE FREAKIN STEAKS!

(dang, that was way too many meat slaughtering metaphors. must be halloween!)

She is so fucking talentless! Even trying to do a "sexy face," she just looks like a retard. Ugh. Ugly Ugly Ugly. They're both so fucking ugly. How can you spend so much on cosmetic surgery and still look hideous? She didn't even need to dress up. Plus she put on about 10 lbs recently. Her arms are fucking flabby. *whew* ok, QUIT POSTING THIS BITCH.

LOL@ #42

STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE wastes of carbon-based life form!

I would seriously rather see my mother beaten to death than read another article about H&S.

Like advertising - if you stop looking, they'll just go away...

You fucking sellout!!!

I swear, if I see these two one more fucking time that will be the last fucking time I visit this site.

*What Heidi doesn't know is that we've secretly substituted a real Beretta 92F for her fake gun. Let's see if she'll pull the trigger...*

Okay, if I could run this site, I would never EVER post anything else on this chick ever again. Every time I log on for some gossip and I see this face, I want to rip out my own eyes and set them on fire. Please, Superficial writers, for the love of all that is dear to everyone that visits this site, STOP POSTING STORIES AND PHOTOS OF THIS K-MART CELEBRITY. Waste of space and time.

ARE THERE REALLY AMERICANS WHO LIKE HER?
(strange this country is going down?)

goddammit! stop assaulting me with pictures of that narsty-assed nitwit! there are hotter women out there in bikinis RIGHT NOW and i have to look at this moron?

that's it. i'm officially over with celebrity gossip. the internets are only for porn now, bastard!

Put this skank where "she" belongs.
On the "Chicks with Dicks" site

Wow, talk about a man of his word! Since posting this:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/heidi_spencer_get_used_to_this.php you have posted about this worthless whore at least once a week, as opposed to before your "promise," when you posted about her at least once a week.

Way to stick to it, man. Nice.

Seriously, this pathetic attention whore couldn't be more useless, but you continue to promote her constantly, posting any picture you can get of her. She is not attractive enough to warrant this sort of attention. Every time I see her, I want to punch a hole through my monitor. Bleach-blond-bimbos are a dime a dozen, if you want to post pics of some fake barbie-looking whore because that's how you get your jollies, fine. Just please, not Heidi. Anyone but her.

Heidi and Spencer gossip is just as mind-numbing and useless as any other celebrity gossip. Is it really that much of an issue to threaten leaving the site forever? They're idiots in Hollywood - of course they'll be here.

In related news, Spencer may actually make a better looking woman than Heidi.

She still looks like Chris Crocker

I found her blogs and picture on "''''''''' Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?

where are all the serial killers when u need one!!!

She does have pretty hair & shaply legs.

lol, spencer looking like the insane person he is. and heidi used to be so much cuter before the surgery, bleach blonde hair and drag queen makeup. sad..