Halle Berry's boyfriend is practically a terrorist
Godammit. First the stock market drops lower than Amy Winehouse looking for her imaginary crack rock in the shag carpeting, and now Halle Berry is pulling up stakes from America because her model boyfriend is a mama's boy. The Montreal Gazette reports:
A small town in the Laurentians just got a little more beautiful. Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry and her Montreal partner, model Gabriel Aubry, have bought a house in St. Hippolyte, Que.
The million-dollar home, which the Hollywood star and her boyfriend reportedly bought several weeks ago, sits on 63 acres of land overlooking Molson Lake.
Aubry, who is the father of Berry's daughter, grew up near Montreal and his parents still live in the suburb of Laval.
"It feels great, Aubry said. "Anything we can do in our own hometown is always a good feeling.
Enjoy that good feeling while it lasts, Aubry. First you compromise the integrity of Halle Berry's vagina by getting her pregnant. Then you try to rob America of one of its most precious natural resources altogether. We've invaded countries for way less than this, and if you think we won't resort to biological warfare, you're sadly mistaken. That's right—we're not above stuffing Pamela Anderson full of Ecstasy and shipping her right back across the border. Try us.

Reader Comments
1. Lisa - October 23, 2008 6:49 PM
FIRST!
2. emj - October 23, 2008 6:50 PM
Ha, Pam gave up her Canadian citizenship a couple years ago when she became an American citizen. Keep her - we don't want her back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. its me - October 23, 2008 6:55 PM
I'd smoke Halle Berry if she was covered in blow as well..
4. BEAM - October 23, 2008 6:59 PM
I blame Sarah Palin.
5. goldfarb - October 23, 2008 7:00 PM
HA!
Molson Lake is filled with http://www.molson.com/
6. Mike Hawk - October 23, 2008 7:04 PM
sixth or seventh, and a tool!
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8. Hamper_Lint - October 23, 2008 7:16 PM
Damn, they make a good looking couple !
9. Bob - October 23, 2008 7:22 PM
The title makes no sense.
10. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - October 23, 2008 7:49 PM
BOOTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL .
11. bootlips - October 23, 2008 8:59 PM
The only reason she's considered to be beautiful is because she's half black. She's looks like a tranny with that wig. She wants to look white yet she wants to cry about being half ape.
12. Bippity Boppity Boo - October 23, 2008 9:55 PM
Her boyfriend is voting for Obama?
13. Frank JA - October 23, 2008 10:17 PM
bootlips you are a incredibly dumb, and you can't even write english properly. Halle is a beautiful woman and you sir are a half baked racist moron.
14. Frank JA - October 23, 2008 10:18 PM
bootlips you are a incredibly dumb, and you can't even write english properly. Halle is a beautiful woman and you sir are a half baked racist moron.
15. Rant - October 23, 2008 10:28 PM
Next you will threaten to send Celine Dion back to us Canadians.
16. fuhbu - October 23, 2008 10:42 PM
it is amazing!
17. Canukman - October 23, 2008 10:45 PM
Pam Anderson didn't give up anything. She's a dual citizen. Shes both and can come and go as she pleases as a result.
18. Rational Rick - October 23, 2008 11:29 PM
That's HOT !!! lucky Bastard...
XOXO !
19. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2008 11:44 PM
........................................HULK HOGAN?
20. lulu - October 23, 2008 11:45 PM
this woman DOES NOT age
21. J@cko - October 24, 2008 12:12 AM
Well I hope this time Halle has found true love. I wish her the best.
22. tc - October 24, 2008 3:27 AM
I'd just like to post a general complaint about the lack of racist comments on this blog.
23. Kahlee - October 24, 2008 3:59 AM
@11 Halle is gorgeous. Get over it.
24. FACE - October 24, 2008 7:16 AM
#11 such hatred to call black people apes. Get ready to bow down to a president who is "half ape". Whites will never release their superiority complex
25. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - October 24, 2008 7:47 AM
her mother is English hardly a natural resource, fucking Americans want to claim everything.
26. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - October 24, 2008 7:54 AM
All humans are apes, we belong to the family "hominidae" with gorilla and chimpanzee & orang utans, and we are in a sub family with chimps and gorillas, so get over yourself, black, white or yellow we are all hominidiae and thus apes. Everyone writing on this forum is an APE.
27. lookwithin - October 24, 2008 8:25 AM
We are all one, and nationality, color, creed, financial status, physical shape, etc. doesn't matter. We all come from the same universal essence. When people can understand that, they will awaken to their true selves, and there will be no reason for petty fighting. You fight because you perceive of yourselves as separate.
28. FACE - October 24, 2008 8:44 AM
#27 when a black person is called an ape, it is not like any other person being called an ape. All that science doesnt supercede the context in which the ape reference isused in regard to blacks. It is used to imply the concept that blacks are further down the evolutionary ladder than whites. Thus, making them less human than whites. This was the basis of all the atrocities and evil committed by whites against blacks - including slavery. That is why I wish a slow painful death upon anyone who promotes or endorses this conpet.
29. richcapo - October 24, 2008 9:33 AM
> Whites will never release their superiority complex.
That's an awfully racist comment, don't you think. I'm white and have bo "superiority complex" towards blacks. Don't be so white-a-phobic. Obama's not.
30. bootlips - October 24, 2008 10:25 AM
At least white people have something to feel superior about. Look at the civilization they created. Look at all the inventions, museums, schools, libraries, buildings, hospitals, etc.
The negro just likes to act like they're all that while they dress like clowns, do nothing, put gold in their teeth, drive new BMW's, talk like idiots, rape, rob, assault, and cause chaos wherever they go. They live and act like animals yet they all seem to think they have mad skills or that they are something special.
It's time to stop babysitting them and let them see what life would be like with just negroes. They would starve to death in a Month.
31. to ape face girl #28 - October 24, 2008 10:30 AM
ooo ooo eeee ee shut the fuck up idiot.
you make it racist by saying "when a black person..." .
get past your white guilt (if youre white) or get past your ignorant self pity (if youre black) and get on with your life.
32. Tits - October 24, 2008 11:08 AM
Who gives a shit about race anymore? No one is of a "pure race" and I don't care how far back you can go. At one point, your ancestors were not what you think they were. And, we're all the same color when the lights go out.
This is a BEAUTIFUL woman and I PERSONALLY would still hit it and quit it.
Racism is what brings this country down. If you have so many complaints about black people and the black community, why not try to make an improvement? You feel that it is beneath you to help a different race that is in need and that is sad. It's funny that when other races have pride in their race it is a celebration. When whites have pride, they are complaining about jewish people, black people, etc etc. and how everyone and everything is against them. You all sound like paranoid schizo's. I'd implore you to show your pride with a bit of intelligence.
33. Lola - October 24, 2008 5:24 PM
Of course she has to move to Canada.. Once her boy is elected here, he may just go after all the money the celebrities hide so they don't have to pay taxes on it.. Sweet justice if all the stupid celebrities in Hollywood are made to actually pay up... Then they wouldn't be so quick to elect a socialist. Hope it backfires on them and they all go broke.
34. J@cko - October 24, 2008 5:48 PM
@ Bootlips. Sir Isaac Newton, one of the forefathers of Western science, was humble enough to say "If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of Giants"; thus admitting that contemporary knowledge is nothing but a patchwork of intellectual taken from other cultures that ignorants like you call inferior.
Architecture and music come from Africa. Medicine, Mathematics and Chemistry come from the Middle-East. Philosophy and Democracy come from Greece, where they consider your people as apes.
And so much for our civilization: we invented financial products so sophisticated that everybody bought them without having a clue how they worked. The rest is History.
35. SueMe - October 24, 2008 6:25 PM
Yes I cosign for everyone who agrees that bootlips is an idiot. First of all Halle is half white, and she is gorgeous even without that nasty azz make up wome call themselves wearing.
36. CT - October 26, 2008 1:46 PM
Yes, it seems that just about every time there's a post about a black person (or half black person, as the case may be), this Bootlips character comes around to demonstrate his unquestionable superiority by calling them "guerilla" or "ape".
Many white people have accomplished great things, but I wonder what Bootlips has accomplished. Bootlips thinks that because some OTHER white individuals have actually contributed something to the world, that makes HIS undoubtedly worthless self superior to blacks and other people. So, if a black person is more attractive, successful and wealthy than our friend bootlips here--which probably isn't difficult--then bootlips can still feel superior to this person due to crime statistics.
37. Paul - October 27, 2008 2:19 AM
I wonder if she'll get her first Canadian DUI?
38. helen - October 29, 2008 5:07 AM
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