Oct 20 2008Faith Hill: 'I can bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager'

first!

um... is she that country singer? alrighty then.

Really. Tim McGraw should just fuck the softening tool in PSP. Maybe his tool IS soft.

Wow, what a great gift - a dry stick.

Wow, this will cause some penis chafing.
"stick it in her"
FOURTH!

WOW, she looks awesome.
I forsee penis chafing...
FIFTH!

Billy Ray Cyrus's sex partner is much more youthful.

Gee, she probably has a private chef and a trainer that she spends four hours per day with, this isn't really mind-blowing.

"I remember waaaaaaaaayn...I asked my frieeeeeeeeeend...A name o' Eeeeeeeeenis....to scratch my aaaaaaaaaaanus"

Yep, she's a MILF

let's see you douchebags look half that good at 41 or your woman look that good at 41. the anonymity of the internet has brought about an incredible wave of complete assholes.

On the cover "& these amazing abs"

Yeah, great abs. Who wants women with nice big boobs and butts when you could fuck a stick with amazing abs?

Reminds me of Vera de Milo - "Let's get busy burning off those bothersome bazoos!"

#9 - the a:e:e:a symmetry of your song is breathtaking!

I see the weekend washed up a handful of celebrity sycophants...or perhaps just one, furiously and tearfully posting comments under several names (for example: #10).

She is smokin hot. Damn! I've always thought she was amazing. I hate her husband.

Who the FUCK wears a cardigan with a bikini??

Who the FUCK wears a cardigan..

Poon Twang!

# 15- you wear a cardigan with a bikini when the photo stylist takes all of that loose skin from low-carbing and birthing babies and clothespins it back.

Where's all the outcry from the church going moralists (i.e. fat republican housewives that no on even looks at)?

"Her husband LOVES IT?? Wha wha WHAT?!?"

I both need and want to see her demonstrate that bending in this bikini.

If I had her bank, I'd be more fit too. Rich and famous people have no excuse not to be since it is their image that sells. And they have all that free time to get ripped like Jessica Biel. She looks great for 41 for sure, but really, she should.

She could use my penis as a microphone anytime.

@15 A 41 year old MILF, that is who!!

Yes, she's thin, not fat.

Hold on - THAT'S all it takes to be "hot" now? Well, in fairness, the last time I was at the mall...hmmmm...yeah, ok. In the U.S. at least, in the sea of fat pigs wearing clothing 3 sizes too small, "not fat" = "hot".

Congratulation sweetheart, you seriously need a slight bit of protein in your diet!

No Photoshopping there, no sirreeeee. Definitely not. Absolutely not. Of course not. Sure that's her real figure. Definitely. Right on....

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't this the same bitter bitch who ranted at the camera when she lost an award to ... that *other*, *younger* bitter bitch??

BTW: *love* the spray-on abs!

Tim loves it cause he can easily tongue punch her dirt star

#7:

Yeah, but that's because Billy Ray is fucking Miley.

Rough Douchie's diet is very high in protein, seeing that it is almost entirely comprised of semen and amyl nitrate.

i bet she has some gnarly looking feet.

You go girl. Way to get in and stay in shape.

Seriously, eat something. If I want to look at the bodies of adolescent boys, I'll hide in a locker at the junior high gym.

Show us the original picture, before the photoshopping! You just can't believe what you see in pictures these days.

Jerking now. Shoot, SPLAT!

NOW THIS IS A WOMAN. Let's send Serena out to pasture where she can chew her cud and put FAITH front and center.

C'mon, the head doesn't even look like its the right size for her body. Please this is more photoshopped than Kim Kardashian's ass.

#16 Johnny Crash~ that is hilarious. I love Faith Hill, but that just made me laugh out loud.

She is on a steady diet of cocaine and more cocaine. I live here in Nashville and it is well known that she has fucked her way to the top and that she is blown out on coke. I have seen her around here and she looks nothing like that in person, she looks rough as fuck. I also saw Carrie Underwood in person here and she is hot in person, as advertised.

That's a total Photoshop job.

@8 and @20 - in case you never realized it, going for a run is actually FREE. Doing push-ups is FREE. You do not have to be rich to be fit & in shape, otherwise every person with a bit of cash would look great, (and they don't).

It takes making a choice. I choose to work less hours per day so I can have the time to work out. I choose to spend my money on good real food that is healthy as opposed to buying cigarettes and beer. It all works out in the end, so don't bitch & whine if you can't get off the couch because you don't have a "private chef and a trainer".

Horrible photoshop job

You know those cardboard cut-out bodies at the circus, that are spray-painted to look like different things, a strong-man wrestler, a thin nerdy disheveled outfit, or different ladies' bodies?

That's what this cover looks like.
It looks like Faith is standing behind a cardboard cutout of a spray-painted body.

Nobody spray-painted any of Dorothy Stratten in "They All Laughed"!!!

Shape Magazine is addicted to Photoshop.

Why cant i get a female stalker?

guess: YOU HAD A TERRIBLE YOUTH?

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Uh, wait. They photoshopped the head on at the wrong angle. Geez, at least get that right!

I know how I'd like her to bend---OVER--so I could stick it right in her skinny ass. I had Faith!

This is photo-shopped--look at any of her videos--she doesn't have enough tit to put in a bra~~

Forget it; she peaked in the "Breathe" video.

Now she looks like a unfed twig.

Fail.

when you've been a skeleton for 41 years, maintaining is not a problem. Big fucking deal.