Oct 28 2008David Letterman really starting to hate those Hills kids
David Letterman is growing visibly tired with having the "stars" of MTV's The Hills on his show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn't in the sunshine up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments:
On Lauren Conrad's constant drama:
"That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think? Let me give you an example from my own life. For a long time–10, 15, 30, 40 years–I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”
On Spencer Pratt:
“Spencer, what a weasel. He’s just the worst, that guy.”
On Brody Jenner:
“Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.”
My favorite part is when Dave tells Lauren she's the problem, and she just sits there stunned. She literally has no clue what just hit her. It's called "REALITY", and surprise! It doesn't come with a pink script and a latte. OMFG!
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Reader Comments
1. veggi - October 28, 2008 5:03 PM
ZOMG! I can't believe that old guy was mean to Lauren! ZOMG!
2. http://www.funderpants.com - October 28, 2008 5:05 PM
tell it like it is Dave!!!
3. the veggi troll is a moron - October 28, 2008 5:08 PM
Hey number 1- eat shit you fucking troll..
4. combustion8 - October 28, 2008 5:11 PM
Dave wants to bone Audrina.
5. Jessica - October 28, 2008 5:12 PM
She isn't so bad.. Heidi is a joke.
6. mamadough - October 28, 2008 5:12 PM
i need someone to yell real loud at my ass.
7. J.Rai - October 28, 2008 5:13 PM
HOORAY!
8. Sophie_Fatal - October 28, 2008 5:18 PM
Great "15 minutes" comment Lauren! Who wrote that for ya honey? God knows an intelligent thing never came out of your mouth...except Brody's dick **shudder** worse of two evils?! I think so!
9. Doctor Girlfriend - October 28, 2008 5:19 PM
Line of the night! http://tinyurl.com/6nmlvm
10. Will - October 28, 2008 5:19 PM
A gala! Lolzers! It's like a party but fancier!
!!!1
11. Rough Daddy - October 28, 2008 5:24 PM
You sure dont need a brain when you look extra D-licious like that....
12. The F'n Jem'Hadar - October 28, 2008 5:28 PM
Way to go Dave! I love how she didn't get it at first when he alluded to the fact that she was an idiot.
13. davetheman - October 28, 2008 5:31 PM
You are my hero David Letterman. I will masturbate in your honor tonight.
14. Ted from LA - October 28, 2008 5:34 PM
I'm thinking about coming out with a clothing line.
15. Jackin it to Leno but dreaming of Letterman - October 28, 2008 5:38 PM
Ha ha ha ha.
16. who cares about these fake celebs - October 28, 2008 5:39 PM
I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't just read it myself. In not one but several major tracking polls, focusing on likely voters instead of all registered voters, Obama's lead has started to disappear. If the rate of shrinkage (ha-ha) holds up, it'll be a tossup a week from now. Looks like in the end, people really are afraid to vote for him.
17. shirleytemple - October 28, 2008 5:39 PM
LOL... pink script and a latte. nice one.
oh and i love david letterman. just for this.
18. P911GT10C - October 28, 2008 5:39 PM
and that's why he's the King of Latenight.
PERIOD.
19. rufonz - October 28, 2008 5:43 PM
That's the thing Dave... he never treats the slimier guests with kid gloves. In this case she followed Bill O'Reilly. Who wouldn't be disgusted with the world if those two were your guests?
20. Mr. Krinkle - October 28, 2008 5:47 PM
I think when she made the 15 minutes comment, Dave was thinking to himself, "look who's talking." Both their 15 minutes are just about up, I hope.
21. npv - October 28, 2008 5:47 PM
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^mysportsdate. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
22. Carson's Ghost - October 28, 2008 5:50 PM
Dave, you are the fucking MAN!
23. frick - October 28, 2008 5:54 PM
YO FISH, FIX YOUR DAMN RSS FEED... THE PHOTOS DON'T SHOW UP
oh and Lauren is hot and I'd hit that in a second.... so long as she didn't talk.
and I can't believe the hills is still on the air.... sad really.
24. Barney Stintson - October 28, 2008 5:55 PM
I am sure her beef curtains would've had something to say if she didn't muzzle them.
25. Ananana - October 28, 2008 6:14 PM
i just got a little bit dumber by listening to her.
26. diddleysquat - October 28, 2008 6:24 PM
Letterman can hit you with sarcasm, sincerity, and tongue-in-cheek all within a couple of sentences. The man is a f*cking genius
27. Danklin24 - October 28, 2008 6:27 PM
I'm not sure whyo's the bigger idiot off the hills. Its such a tossup
28. Racer X - October 28, 2008 6:32 PM
FAIL.
/fuck MTV
29. Wild One - October 28, 2008 6:33 PM
Dave hates reality bullshit. Even when Survivor was new and the biggest show airing, he wouldn't let them sit down on the stage. In fact it was Elizabeth H-bitch that was the first ever to be asked on stage at all.
Dave is my fucking hero!
30. Air Mail - October 28, 2008 6:35 PM
Letterman is so gay and lame. Johnny Carson could do a much better job.
31. Hunter - October 28, 2008 7:14 PM
Dave is just getting older and older... I sort of agree with him on this one, sort of not. He just sounds like an old guy ranting on about how "back in my day..."
32. Cobobrob - October 28, 2008 7:36 PM
The funny thing is Spencer's suranme (pratt) means is a synonym of "dickhead" or "douchebag" where I'm from
33. pelps - October 28, 2008 7:50 PM
Letterman, are you becoming retardant or something? you usded to be good, and once were the hottest man on " Agelessmate.com " sincere and sensual cougars there loved you; you just ruined it? what happed?
34. Andy - October 28, 2008 8:21 PM
Hah I should start watching Letterman, this reminds me of my dad.
35. Something wickid this way cums - October 28, 2008 8:37 PM
She's pretty, dave. Leaver alone.
36. true dat peeps - October 28, 2008 8:46 PM
Dave-ur a h8ter, just a bitter old man like mccain u2 should have a love 'n 'cept it would be a hate 'n get it? hate 'n ahhh hahaha unfunny old guy
Lauren is a cute e pie leave her alone u jackass
37. S - October 28, 2008 9:21 PM
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with....Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship...but you have to ask "Am I the problem, idiot?"
38. S - October 28, 2008 9:21 PM
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with....Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship...but you have to ask "Am I the problem, idiot?"
39. S - October 28, 2008 9:22 PM
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with....Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship...but you have to ask "Am I the problem, idiot?"
40. kizzle - October 28, 2008 9:29 PM
I wish he kept pressing her and calling that stupid fucking show out.
41. jenni - October 28, 2008 10:09 PM
thank god someone finally said it. if all your friends end up hating you, maybe you should start thinking...man, its probably me that issues. lol.
42. monkeymar - October 28, 2008 10:12 PM
#16, Please shut the F#$@$ UP!!!!!
You better start getting use to the fact that he WILL be the next president of the UNITED STATES!!!!!
and if you don't care about celebs, what the hell are you doing on this site?!!!
get a life!!
Oh and another thing....Lauren is the problem, I'm glad Dave said it like it is!
43. Sarah - October 28, 2008 10:17 PM
I love you Dave - I hate that bitch.
44. V - October 28, 2008 10:17 PM
David Letterman -- You rock! You tell it to them!
45. JF - October 28, 2008 11:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlndekemtk
46. heather - October 28, 2008 11:37 PM
Lauren Conrad sign a book deal!?!?
wait...is the apocalypse coming?
47. gerard Vandenberg - October 29, 2008 12:16 AM
be honest: DID THIS SURPRISE YOU?
48. Mama G - October 29, 2008 12:21 AM
Its still so funny to me that people can get on TV/become rich and famous/get book deals and clothing lines AND HAVE NO MORE TALENT THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON!!!! This phenomenon of idealizing people who go to cool places, wear trendy clothes and look hot is so sick and destructive. Please tell me that there will be a backlash to this repulsive trend!
49. Womb_Raider - October 29, 2008 12:32 AM
Listen to the audience...or lack thereof...after Dave announces her. Sheesh, I wouldn't have been surprised if I saw a tumbleweed roll past her as she walked out.
50. hahahahahahahahaha - October 29, 2008 12:54 AM
Oh superfish you're like my brother from another mother, awesome commentary. Letterman did good. Bitch IS the problem.
51. tommmmmm - October 29, 2008 2:31 AM
ok, wtf can lauren conrad contribute to society by writing a fucking book?
52. Astrid - October 29, 2008 2:37 AM
Brody Jenner would live in a tree... bahahaha
53. Helen - October 29, 2008 4:12 AM
Hot discussion...I saw many sexy girls and romantic age-gap couples at **AgelessOnly.COM**. Maybe AgelessOnly is the best place for you to meet like-minded dream lovers timely. lol...
54. long-dong-silver - October 29, 2008 5:28 AM
Dear if the fucking headlights, when he said, maybe you're the problem...
55. friendlyfires - October 29, 2008 7:46 AM
Love that Dave, the man is on fire.
Anniversary for me, in 2000 on Halloween show, Dave read a letter where I claimed I was hanging off the edge of building. He flew into Dallas, rang my doorbell, asked if I was ok, I replied it was a joke and laughed and laughed. Dave laughed,too then picked up my awesomeness and threw me off the Old Cotton Exchange Building. I bounced three times! It was outrageous! It still hurts when I cough.
Good times.
56. Alison - October 29, 2008 7:58 AM
Whoa, that chick seems like an idiot! Dave's my man!! Did anyone count to see how many times she licked her teeth? I stopped at 20, haha!
57. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 29, 2008 8:26 AM
What an empty-headed talentless bitch.... I just realized my dog has more intelligence than her, and my dog just lays around licking it's nut sack all day. Kudos to Dave for putting her on the spot.
58. http://starstylefile.wordpress.com - October 29, 2008 8:50 AM
How did these idiots make a tv show to start with? Surely if they put themselves out there for all of us to take the piss out of it would be rude not to?
59. John McCain - October 29, 2008 10:10 AM
I'd rape some sense into that trollop cunt.
60. crazies - October 29, 2008 10:20 AM
Dave looks sick of the crop of young reality teen so-called "stars," and it shows. His questions are sarcastic, half-hearted, and doesn't really dig for any info. I don't blame him. His guests should be real stars, on a caliber with his own. He's probably thinking he wants to go home and have dinner. Hence the dinner question that went nowhere.
61. Amy - October 29, 2008 10:50 AM
She bores me to tears. and she needs to cover up those beefy arms up of hers. that top is not flattering at all
62. foofie - October 29, 2008 1:20 PM
People like DAVE are the problem. He's the one putting them on tv in the first place.
63. michy - October 29, 2008 1:27 PM
I love him
64. Elmo - October 29, 2008 1:50 PM
yeah GO DAVE!!!!!!!!!! lol
65. m - October 29, 2008 2:28 PM
she said she's doing THREE books... not just one, like dave has. hahahaha... what a dumb beyotch.
66. NY Ted - October 29, 2008 4:30 PM
DAVE IS KING!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
67. Dan - October 29, 2008 4:55 PM
We all know Dave is nuts. But what kind of psychotic into music is Paul playing? Just starts the whole segment right off, doesn't it?
68. Mike James - October 29, 2008 4:59 PM
She's a moron but good god almight would I ever hit it!
http://andthisismyamerica.com/
69. eh? - October 29, 2008 10:16 PM
Did anyone else notice that her voice is uncharacteristically high/squeaky here?
70. BrandiLye - October 30, 2008 2:05 AM
I'd be way more impressed with Dave if he displayed more courtesy towards his guests. Silly as they might be, I think the Lauren one at least appreciates and knows that the whole gig is fleeting...
71. Andy Garcia - October 30, 2008 11:02 AM
ZOMG she's so clever, witty and funny! :-)
72. sebastianudo - November 3, 2008 11:05 PM
jajajaja esta inspiradisimo Dave
saludos
73. Adult Friend Finder - November 16, 2008 2:38 AM
How can anyone hate "those hills"...she's got a nice looking rack...she's a lucky idiot who got casted for her look...into a fake reality show...