Oct 16 2008David Duchovny & Tea Leoni secretly separated for months
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni's publicist revealed the two are actually separated and have been for months now, according to People:
"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," the statement says. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."
So, wait, going on a binge of strippers and porn after separating from your wife is considered sex addiction now? Jesus. Last I checked it was called being PERFECTLY GODDAMN NORMAL. That's like crawling out of a desert then announcing you've got a "water addiction." C'mon.

Reader Comments
1. erica - October 16, 2008 9:54 AM
I'll be his rebound girl, if he'll have me
2. havoc - October 16, 2008 9:56 AM
"So, wait, going on a binge of strippers and porn after separating from your wife is considered sex addiction now?"
No shit......
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3. Jimbo - October 16, 2008 9:56 AM
Who cares??
4. how to lose girls - October 16, 2008 9:57 AM
ooh, i'll be her rebound dude, if she'll have me.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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5. how to lose girls - October 16, 2008 9:58 AM
oh, i meant THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
6. Deacon Jones - October 16, 2008 10:03 AM
Wow.
Going to Sex Addiction class, and THEN getting a divorce.....
That's like completing AA and then buying a bar
7. The Buzz - October 16, 2008 10:04 AM
Wonder if they will now get a divorce or get back together?
8. Jimbo - October 16, 2008 10:14 AM
@7 See #3
9. KG - October 16, 2008 10:23 AM
That's got to be the ugliest pic of Tea Leoni I've ever seen.
10. es - October 16, 2008 10:26 AM
I got a friend named jimbo, he is so hypocrite
11. Alex - October 16, 2008 10:28 AM
#9
You mean there are pretty ones? I thought she was a tranny. He could do 100x better. Hell, each stripper was probably at least a quadruple improvement.
12. Jimbo - October 16, 2008 10:31 AM
@10 That is nice to know.
13. Joe C - October 16, 2008 10:34 AM
Supposedly, it's because SHE is/was banging Billy Bob Thornton.
14. tanya - October 16, 2008 10:38 AM
Who gives a crap?
15. g - October 16, 2008 10:57 AM
He's no prize, but she was always a fugly, annoying cunt....
16. gotmilk? - October 16, 2008 11:19 AM
i've secretly not cared about these two since forever.
nice glasses tea. she reminds me of Ellen. that would explain his porn & stripper habit.
17. Jammy - October 16, 2008 11:40 AM
the only thing I'd like to see separated with Tea Leoni are HER LEGS!
Yo!
18. English Bob - October 16, 2008 11:51 AM
DAMN, all this time i've been confusing this fugly bitch with the beautiful Tia Carrera, oh right. Now i know who it really is i couldn't give a fuck!! Hey Fish, any chance of posting some hot pics of Tia Carrera, i could get some myself by googling her name, but why should i? That's why i come here, because it's your job.
Hey Jimbo keep up the good work in putting down these fools..
19. luise - October 16, 2008 11:58 AM
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20. mamadough - October 16, 2008 12:11 PM
yawn. i bet he gets more of a response out of his plastic fuck doll than tea leoni. at least the fuck doll's tits are bigger.
21. Binky - October 16, 2008 12:26 PM
My sources are saying his Ex 'filed.'
22. ph7 - October 16, 2008 12:37 PM
I'd divorce any chick who wore sunglasses like that, too.
23. umm... - October 16, 2008 12:49 PM
there's half the story here; the other half:
"It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie."
24. dude - October 16, 2008 1:14 PM
She's a maaaaannn, baby!
25. Rusty - October 16, 2008 1:22 PM
Well one thing we can say about Tea -- she is a size queen. Billy Bob and David are famous around town for their equipment. These two deserve each other, along with the other flea-bitten tramps they sleep with on the side. What this shows is that the Ivy League, supposedly upper-crust types are really nasty filth monkeys who make ghetto hoochies look good in comparison.
26. misty - October 16, 2008 1:39 PM
They kiss like THAT and they have to cheat on each other and get divorced? I don't get it. Look at the passion in his eyes....I'm so jealous.
27. c - October 16, 2008 2:19 PM
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28. Joe C - October 16, 2008 2:29 PM
It's because she is/was supposedly screwing Billy Bob Thornton.
29. ggggggg - October 16, 2008 2:58 PM
Who cheats on Mulder? seriously! Scully, take your man!!!
30. supersex - October 16, 2008 4:11 PM
who the fuck cares, post more pix of jessica simpson
31. HorribleJudgment - October 16, 2008 4:11 PM
Quite frankly, I don't blame him. Leoni's face looks like a corpse. Leave him alone. Let him indulge for God's sake.
32. HoodFellaz - October 16, 2008 5:02 PM
Of course, the man is a pimp and now the bitch is ugly.
33. tp - October 16, 2008 5:24 PM
The 90's called, they want their stupid glasses back!!!
34. friendlyfires - October 16, 2008 5:49 PM
Sex addiction is when you have a new computer monitor every three or for days because you keep showering 'em with your man juice so much, soap and water and Windex just don't cut it.
35. Alison - October 16, 2008 7:13 PM
Her body language - head tilted away from hubby, and legs crossed away from him too screams "We don't know each other !" They look so uncomfortable. I feel sorry for her. He seems like a smug, self-satisfied jerk. He will regret splitting up with her.
36. NastyBedazzler - October 17, 2008 9:47 PM
David Duchovny is the man.
First it was X-Files, now it's Californication both of which are fucking great television. If you haven't seen Californication check it out, afterwards I don't think you'll be able to blame DD for being a sex addict. If I could nail any one of the chicks (extras included) that appear on that show I'd die a happy man.
37. Alexandra - October 18, 2008 2:51 PM
Damn, David Duchovny is my dream man. Handcuff me, push me up the wall and do a full cavity search, Agent Mulder!
38. rae - October 19, 2008 11:40 PM
Who do these fucking nasty douchebag extraordinaire shitstains think they are anyway?