Oct 29 2008David Beckham will never stop loving cheerleaders

Barf to both...

That guy can have whatever he wants. Yes, I'm jealous over here under my rock. I'd be happy with Posh. VERY happy.

Well duh he is a man. Most guys look at cheerleaders!

HAHAHA

Can you blame him, his wife looks like a wet sewer rat with soup bowls for implants. I wouldnt fuck her with MY dick.

Also keep in mind these under cover Floozies knows exactly what theyre doing prancing around...

I think she actually looks pretty good in these pictures.

I think she looks pretty good in these pictures.

Cheerleader on the right is a bit of a butterface

She will be calling Heather McCartney's attorney pretty soon from what I can see.

I never understood why he or his disgusting wife were famous. I guess they were superfamous over in England, but I figured, well, England's fucked up, I mean, what kind of a country, in this day and age, still has Kings & Queens, and Princes and shit, I mean, what the fuck England, kick those fucking leeches out of that castle and make 'em get jobs or something, for fucksake....so that's probably why they were famous.

So my point is, why the fuck are they famous over here? I mean, Posh is a disgusting little troll, and who the fuck cares about soccer in the US???
I don't get it....

And the ham sandwich wins again..

ofcourse he's looking at cheerleaders, his wife looks like a fucking alien...and an ugly alien at that!!

Does Victoria ever smile?

Shes gorgous and you guys are idiots/gay, and wow a guy loked at cheerleaders, what a pig?

Shes gorgous and you guys are idiots/gay, and wow a guy loked at cheerleaders, what a pig?

You know, Kobe could do any one of these chicks yet he chooses not to. Beckham should follow Kobe's lead on that matter

@14

Gorgeous? C'mon. You're eurotrash arent you JT. Admit it

@16

Yeah, you're right. He just ass rapes hotel clerks in Denver.

What's the big deal? That's exactly how my current boyfriend looks at my daughter. It's completely innocent. Besides, I deserve to have a boyfriend and anyway I'm pretty sure most girls have chronic urinary tract infections while growing up.

Is that Whoopi Goldberg reaching into the armpit of the one on the left?

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen her looking so good. Or human.

victoria beckham looks good here!

victoria beckham looks good here!

" Just a week before a historic Election Day, registered Democrats in North Carolina are out-voting Republicans by a nearly 2-to-1 margin, according to official election statistics.The state is seen as a crucial battleground for Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama. The turnout by Democrats also appears to be higher in at least two other battleground states, Colorado and Nevada, whose electoral votes could make the difference for either White House hopeful."

hahahahahahahaha...I don't give a fuck if Obama is going to "force socialism on America" and "hand the country over to terrorists." All I know is he's winning already. The only remaining question is margin of victory. Sorry, crackers, but this day was inevitable. I hope you're not too attached to your earnings and your property.

those cheerleaders are nothings ...no literally they are nobodys

Posh is talented and fashionable and drop dead gorgeous
Those girls eh they look like every teeny boopper in Cali don't they please

He is looking at them skeevy in those pics ewwwwh . plus he better not get too arrogant...his soccer stud career is def on the outs ok he better appreciate what hes got!

More good news:

"WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrats are dominating early voting in six key states President Bush won four years ago, forcing Republican John McCain to play catch-up even before Election Day arrives.

Democrats outnumber Republicans among early voters in Iowa, North Carolina, Florida, Colorado, New Mexico and Nevada, according to statistics from election and party officials in those states. Bush won all six in 2004, and McCain needs to win most of them to claim the White House this year.

Georgia, another red state, doesn't track early voters by party, but it does by race. About 1.4 million Georgians have already cast ballots, and blacks are voting in disproportionate numbers. Black voters overwhelmingly support Democrat Barack Obama, who is bidding to become the nation's first black president."

Why waste your time arguing about policies? Read that last paragraph again. Policies are irrelevant. You lose, we win. How's it feel?

This guy has to be slamming his head against the wall everytime he thinks about the sweetness he could be enjoying. But...no! He had to get married to a high maintenance, cold fish, and is now in the trap all famous guys get into: cheat and risk losing half your money.

Even Elton John would have peeked at those girls...
So, how is Victoria's solo singing career coming along?
(She sure is amazingly talented...)

Hey Black Like Me.

Shut the fuck up. I already voted for Obama.

You are a fucking idiot with some really great copy/paste skills. Please don't dumb down my decision by being a complete retard.

@5 Thanks for bring that to our attention. I would have never known that these cheerleaders were really just sex objects..

Victoria Beckham coming from the 18th century isn't too far off. She's been a unique fashion statement for a long time that I can see how some folks would confuse that length of time for the 18th century.

Still looking stunning girl!

Randal

JImmy? youre throwing crap at the wall to see whats stick? go sit somewhere idiot...

#29 - sorry, slavery was abolished long ago. I'm going to celebrate if I want to. It's been 300 years.

@29

Good point.

Hey 26, you're still going to have to get a job though. What do you think this place is, France?

#34- Yeah and the job will have equal pay. It's not France. It's the America that actually resembles all the lofty prose from 200 years ago. You wouldn't recognize it.

@32 Go blow yourself. You are the least interesting and unfunny thing on this site.

i hate cheerleaders that don't know what they're doing.

David was probably thinking if I can only convince my wife to eat more than 500 calories a day then she would have a hot body like the cheerleaders, but instead looks like an anorexic with ugly big hard breast implants.

@10, Big Dickus:- you've got a King George, and plenty of queens as well in Congress and the Senate, so England and the US must be two sides of the same coin.

Becks is famous for his image - - it certainly isn't for his footballing skills. BTW, no-one calls it "soccer" around the world -- only fags in the USA.

Victoria actually looks nice in these pictures because for once she does not look like a whore or a desperate house wife.

Victoria actually looks nice in these pictures because for once she does not look like a whore or a desperate house wife.

i wouldn't exactly call that "ogling"... more like glancing at them. get real.

Why would i blow myself when i know deep down inside you want to do it for me?
stop contradicting yourself jimmy, if im not interesting theres an easy way to solve it,,,just skip over my post,,,which is very very difficult to do,,,be true to yourself jimmy...

"no-one calls it "soccer" around the world"

As you've noticed, we don't have to bother with what people "around the world" think, say, or do. The race is for a very distant second place. Good luck to all of you.

That look hardly qualifies as "ogling" -- and what normal guy wouldn't look at cheerleaders? And Posh really does look cute here -- normal clothes, decent hair, non-slutty makeup, great lip gloss and a nice manicure.

I give them both a thumbs up.

Hey jimmy i know what youre worried about,,,I might come off witty enough your buddies Frist and Veggi end up cybering with me???

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn't touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y'ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we'll see who fast those pants drop!

Losers!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn't touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y'ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we'll see who fast those pants drop!

Losers!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn't touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y'ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we'll see who fast those pants drop!

Losers!

@35
Equal pay? Compared to who? And what the fuck does "lofty prose" mean? I must be trippin yo

......maybe I will vote for McCain

"Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes" and we'll say "god damn, that's the oldest looking 13 year old boy I've ever seen."

anyone taking bets on how many days Obama will be in office before some Nazi group attempts to remove him from office?

And if Beck's ever got caught sticking his dick in one of those lovely young cheerleaders...it would be the last time he ever used it. Posh is one mean bitch who controls the marrige...she would cut it off along with his balls and stuff in down his throat and his soccer playing days would be done...because he would soon be singing in the choir!

Posh is an tanorexic, anorexic, chav with fake plastic bumps. Um, no, I would not say most men would be attracted to that. If she didn't have those disgusting fake mounds, her body would look like that of a 14 year old boy. Period.

Those Laker Girls are nothing special, but they are much more attractive than Beck's wife. Not that, that is saying much......

Shit, can you blame the dude for looking around? He's married to the fucking Geico Gekko lizard!

I think he is looking at the woman in the bottom right hand corner and is thanking the Lord that when he gets into bed tonight he will be greeted by Victoria, not Whoopi.

Posh looks ok of course, can dress her ass off and has tons of moolah rolling in, but David is a man - and a man who likes to look, and from all that text msg drama a few years ago that seems to have magically been forgotten, he likes to touch too - alot! So he's missing something you can totally tell. Who cares. I'd bang him on a quesadilla

Come on... Look at the bony bitch he calls a wife... How can anyone be married to that bitch and be happy? Or get turned on with her fake boobs and blue steel glance? Is that supposed to be cute or fierce? No bitch, you look like a constipated lizard... I'd be afraid to fart around her or anything... The air might blow her away

David B., no one blames you whatsoever for staring at these cheerleaders. They are all, what your talentless wife will NEVER be. And that's a bitch

He just wants some young blonde puntang - nothing wrong with that. His grown bored of that Posh Spice twat.

VICTORIA LOOKS REALLY PRETTY I LOVE HER HAIR AND I NEVER LIKE SHORT HAIR IT REALLY WORKS ON HER SHE HAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE

#58

How can a female that consumes 500 calories a day enjoy sex? She will be either tired, hungry, or have bad breath from lack of proper diet.

She looks like an elf.

His line of sight is actually more closely aligned with "Whoopi Goldberg" in the front, than the cheerleaders.

Man, any girl that Beckham gets, I would be glad to take his sloppy seconds...I don't think he knows how to get them too sloppy anyways.

I think she actually looks pretty good in these pictures. It is said she is making freinds on a sports community --mysportsdate.com-- it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! gonna check it out!!

I'd bang the fucking shit out of her plastic ass. Sorry, didn't mean to get all philosophical on ya.

@10

How ironic that you seem to hate Britain, yet your name "Bickus Dickus" is a joke from a classic British comedy. Monty Python. And it was actually Bigus Dickus.

David Beckham is hotter than all the people in this forum combined and cloned a million times. Even if you were in molten lava pants, huffing gasoline and a blow torch in a rocket zooming towards the sun. EVEN then.

BY GOD, EVEN THEN!!

Are those track marks I see :O

ive seen that look b4.. haha yea, ive seen it. the married man look

David Beckham Loves The COCK!!!!

(The cameraman had his dong hanging out and sissyboi was actually ogling that! Get your story correct.)

FUCK ME !!

FUCK ME !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

Hmmm, Posh Spice..... Yeah, I'd hit it. She looks like a super hot elf. I'd hit it for sure.

Hmmm, Posh Spice..... Yeah, I'd hit it. She looks like a super hot elf. I'd hit it for sure.

" No, look at me, girls. I'm David Beckham. Ya know, the soccer guy? Soccer, where you kick the ball? Who the fuck is that Kobe guy, no,look at me!"

Beckham is OVERRATED!!!!

David Beckham is everything that gay men love! He is more accurately referred to as a eunoch.

Or, as those who know him put it, The Village Gay Idiot

be sure: VICKY WILL, folks!!

Victoria dyes her hair everyday or what? Every time I see her she has a different hair color...why doesn't her hair fall off? She is so unfortunate looking for somebody with that much money, and Beckham looks awful in that first pic...makeup and airbrush please.

I knew that I would find this article here and I knew word for word what it would say., There is this dunb-ass DJ on a local station that steals all his material directly from this site, and passes it off as his own. I mean, today he did that whole Dickens quote and I knew that he wasn't smart enough to come up with it in his own. Stupid f**ker.

Left one's nice. Even a newlywed husband would glance at the cheerleaders, big deal.

Nothing wrong with a man looking, or a woman for that matter. If we didn't look, we wouldn't be human.

David is quite simply THE MAN! He knows he has his woman in check and can do pretty much as he pleases. Old "posh" (ha,ha,ha posh) (rather her stylists) introduced him to fashion and gave him the understanding of how to dress and maximize his good looks.. big mistake. Her vanity will come around to bite her in the backside.

If his wife isn't providing enough (insert whatever you like) for him, then of course a man is going to look elsewhere. A woman that disagrees with this most basic of facts needs to wake up and smell the coffee. It won't be coffee that her man is making because he is getting breakfast in bed elsewhere. Same applies to men too.

Looks to me like he's looking at Whoopi Goldberg (?). He's a hottie - so much so that Victoria should keep him under house arrest.

Looks more to me like he's checking out the one in the 'fro.

Vickys cock is too small for the punk. Ideally he craves a couple. As in a man and a woman. Marriage to Vicky is to coverup his homosexuality.

What MAN plays SOCCER? And, no, Liberace was not a MAN; he was gay.

Beckham is in the closet. Hoping to find an NBA player to ram it up his ass if no couple were available.

He's checking out COCK. Male COCK.

David Beckham Loves the Cock

Vicotria is fine like wine.

Well Victori...leave it.