Oct 13 2008Daisy De La Hoya set to make out with high school seniors on TV

She'd roll those little boys around like a crocodile rolling a gazelle.

Ha. I bet this chick LOVES her life.

Whore!

This has bad idea written all over it. 18 year old guys with no social skills that would rather jerk to porn and blog than actually talk to a real girl getting a shot at dates and action with an immature and psycho stripper on TV?

Wait, did I say bad idea? This might be teh best TV idea EVER!!!!

"Unless, of course, he shoots hedge funds out of his penis"

Come on, you're better than that...

@3, you make that sound like a bad thing..

Who the hell is that chick and can she suck a golfball through a garden hose?

Uhm,.. your crappy advertisements autorun video and audio files when I click in the page, please make that go away.

@7, I think she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

They should totally have Veggie of Love...

Sorry, Veg, couldn't resist..

Where have you been FRIST?? I liked your troll's racist comments this morning. They were pretty funny.

yikes stripes.

so, lemme get this straight...there are high school guys out there who want to put their penises inside the same VD infected clap trap that has known a penis owned by that old, retarded herpes fest, Brett Michaels?

how is that normal? and aren't there enough skanks on staten island to bang that don't require that you triple up on condoms to avoid a sexually transmitted plague?

Good afternoon FRIST!!! Jimbo!!!

Hmmm, Veggi of Love..... sounds like a bad porn without the sex.. or a cooking show.. without the sex..

Well, you likes em young these days (who doesn't)..

Hey Jimbo!!! How's thangs? Ew, my fucked in the head troll was out today?? No wonder I keep getting hate mail on my myspace page..

Fuckers

She makes Jodi Marsh look classy and restrained

If Criss Angel and Christina Aguilera had a baby, it would look like this dame.

Nate's first sexual experience is going to like Jimbo's. Except it'll be with a stripper on a reality show and not with his uncle on the spacious bench seat of his Buick Roadmaster.

Hey FRIST and Veggi, is there something wrong with them young? Both of your trolls were out this morning. Mine slept in..

Where are we drinking today??

Can you think of a more worthless channel than this VH1...not one original idea ever!!!

this bitch deserves a NO COMMENT

@19, Kind of like you..

You don't really believe that do you#21? loser

@21
You're so stupid, you gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his dole benefits.

Please, My grandfather has wittier comments that you bitch!!

Seriously, I don't even get #23's joke.
So, not funny to me!
Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?

Can someone translate this for me please. For the last month, I've been trying to get laid and EVERY night it's something new....I don't get it. Maybe you all can help?

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird!!!

Seriously, I don't even get #23's joke.
So, not funny to me!
Somebody tell me WHY some of our comments are getting linked to shit?

your grandad, didn't kill himself of shame did he jimmy?

That is Marilyn Manson, right?

@24
I doubt it. That was SO much fun! Later DICKHOLE!

You guys are driving me to drink...Diet Pepsi..

Wasn't jimbo hanging sexy pleasantries with this blogger how could it gone so wrong,,,,you might be more of a loser than veggi...

WTF, Did all the trolls jump in at once?

@28, no dip shit, he lived to be 102

@32 Damn RD, you are just so witty. Dickhole, they are called trolls. Do I need to explain to you want a troll is??

@32 NO, she was not! She was making small talk and some ASSFUCK had to go and start being a prick. See what happens when you try to be nice.

Still Boooooored.. maybe I'll check out what my racist troll said earlier. Jimbo, what post was it on??

When I pull my penis between my legs and look down, I have camel toe. Have any of you guys ever done the before?

Ask Jimbo what a troll is! Come on' ask him! Like anyone knows better. LMFAO!!!!!

hahaha Hey jimbo dont be mad at me cause your "Trolls" are more interesting than you...

@35 The ASSFUCK you were refering to was a troll and not me..

rough daddy = scary retarded.. seriously rough dipshit, how do you not walk into walls all the time??

I'm bored too FRIST!!! I'm out.. Meet you for margaritas later..

Yeah, ok veggi, corner of drunk and happy as always..

@39 Sometimes they are, but they are always more interesting than you!!

I get great satisfaction when someone like #37 would take time and type under my name,,,the only organization I feel bad for is the U.S. workforce...

@44 They are ashamed to have you part of them too..

@37...Seriously....that's hilarious.

What are you trying to say Veggi? youre not more of a loser than JImbo?

Thank you..

Are you boys having fun yet?

So lemme get this straigth; #47 didn't really say that about pulling his dick between his legs? It was a TROLL? Damn...cuz that was funny. I thought you were trying to break up the tension. Hee Hee!! I think it worked.

Seat down and give your mind a rest jimbo

@47 She is saying she is not more of a loser than you!

@49 Always. Why would I come here if I wern't?

#47 your mom's a loser

Wait a minute? Veggi is a Gurl? like samantha ranson is a girl?

hahaha uh oh the "girls" are sticking together,,,now here comes tricky frist,,,Hey Frist you can agree girls can be losers too right?

@54, No, your mom is a girl like Samantha Ranson. Veggie is a girl like Charlize Theron.. Do I need to draw you a picture dip shit?

Hey veggie? when am I going to see your my space on here? im not judgmental...

uh oh nothing says chivalry than some fool name jimbo whos living proof that manure can grow legs and walk...

Yikes!

Is there anything real on this girl?

I'd be scared to sleep with her, mainly because I'd fear she's sucked all the blood from my body....not to mention all of the cash from my checking account.
I'm starting a "Real Tits Rebellion". Down with fakies!!

@58..OUCH! Yeah, but can it jump?

that was fun,,,i got to go,,,my clones may take over for me now....

Clones? More like "clowns" duh..

#59--
I think I like you.
Mine are real, and they're big. Guess I was lucky.

True though, most fake tit gals get 'em to get guys that have money, pop a pup out, divorce, and make off like a bandit.

So saaaaddddd......

Time for you nap bitch??

Hey Jimbo, I'd ask you to kick Rough Daddy's ass for me, but I think I would have more fun doing it myself.

God I hate foot cramps..

I don't think it will take much to kick grandpa ass.

We're about to watch the magic of love unfold in front of our very eyes....(59 & 63)

You cannot see it, but I'm gagging. (But only because I like to)

Jimbo...see how it's starts so nice. Pretty soon they'll be where we are...right dear?

Isn't love on the Superfical a wonderful thing??

@68, That would be nice if you wern't a troll

You two dickwads go outside and play

I just want a new freaking post and maybe a beer or two. Is that too much to ask??

I like my women blonde and slutty, just like her!

well, at least the lower-class white-trash don't have to worry too much in these hard times, VH1 is handing them shows out like rough daddy's mom hands out anal fist-fucking sessions to random strangers.

i STILL DIDN'T SEE WHAT POST YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, jIMBO

Fucking capslock!!!! Sorry :(

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This woman is so beyond gross. How can anyone honestly be attracted to someone who doesn't just look like a retarded duck, but someone who PAID to look that way? I guess Vh1 is just going to give anyone a show who bangs one of their "celebrity" reality show stars. There's a reason these bitches don't get picked. Even Brett Michaels doesn't want to be in a relationship with this skank. That's saying something...

obviously this woman cares about attracting a certain kind of attention, because she paid a lot of money for those tits, lips, tattoos, extensions, hooker outfits... but, just because she can afford to do whatever the hell she wants (even if she does so by stripping) doesn't mean every overweight, blubbering, jealous bimbo across the nation needs to comment on it. yeah, we get it. women with fake boobs are dirty whores. but, maybe if you ladies spent more time on your own appearance then you'd have less time to complain about girls who really could care less about what you think, and regardless of how "smart" you think you sound by calling them trashy, they will only think you are "just jealous" - which you are.

get over it.

id hit it

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=f3ff7fbeb5d038d1cea9df355e607c20

@79 I bet she'd let you too, because that's what hoes do.

WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKS I GUESS STUPIDITY AND SHIT COMES IN ALL COLORS, WHITE, BLACK, YELLOW, BROWN, ETC.

BY THE WAY FUCK COLUMBUS!!!

SO IF YOU ASS ISN'T RED GO BACK WHERE EVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM!!!!

This is a really class lady....I can just tell by looking at her.

@78
Just cause a girl chooses not to look like Davey, I mean Daisy, why do you assume we neglect our appearence?? Who in their right mind wakes up and says gee today I want to look like tranny?? oooh and spread my legs as wide as they can go and ride my camping cooler. IT makes me laugh, it does not make me jealous..infact it makes me feel even better about myself! I know, I know you think I'm fat, old, ugly & single .....sorry to dissapoint but nope on all counts. She is gross & looks like smells of others bodily fluids.

So, when do we actually get to see this chick's funbags?
I LOVE BIG FAKE TITTIES!

Finally, THE visual definition of "Skank".

Boy's are pretty much the same folks.
O.K. now, I won't name the FAGGOTS!!

She really looks ugly what is differant about her now!

Doctors did a good job on the plastic body, but why didn't
they fix that FACE!!!!! Thanks for the nightmares.

Doctors did a good job on the plastic body, but why didn't
they fix that FACE!!!!! Thanks for the nightmares.

Vote for me http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/Feliksas ;D

She gets bonus points for hiding her cankles in a creative way.

#81 Your ass must be red from too much anal sex

lots of women look similar to this Daisy thing. have you ever watched VH1 before? or WWE? maybe opened an issue of playboy? or seen a britney spears music video? perhaps you heard of this person named christina aguilera? blonde hair, big tits, dumb tattoo(s) is a LOOK that a lot of women have. so id say a lot of women in their right mind want to look like that. and if you arent fat/ugly/single then we need TITS or GTFO. link it, bitch.

Hey!
I've been a long time viewer of this webpage, and I'm actually trying to get on this show! The truth is, I think most of these VH1 shows are set-up, and I'm trying my best to get on the show and prove it! I'd love to be TheSuperficials's "inside" man, so, while we all continue to make fun of this show, feel free to send me a few votes so I can get on!
http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/bigpez50
I appreciate it!

did she have a face transplant? somehow she's less ugly than when she was on the show...still not great looking, but less offensive.