Oct 21 2008Brooke & Nick Hogan: Reunited and it feels so good...

Que cute.

Oh Jesus. Here come 100 comments moaning about Saint John the Hollowhead.

first ..

hope he doesn't do that shit

After his time in jail, I bet he can easily fit a Mag-Lite in his rectum.

WOW! Brooke's feet are huge.

I am the only one who finds it ironic that Brooke's tattoo says "Redemption"?

Nice jailhouse tan....

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Look at his goofy grin. He started to like all the cock his was gettting in prison. He likes her big, strong body up against him. Reminds him of Bubba.

Damn, she has a fugly, nasty, crusty, manly ass.

Brooke has the male features and Nick is a feminine little fairy. Something went amiss with the Hogan/Bolea family. Brooke has the cock; Nick is girly. He probably had all the sexual intercourse he could stand in jail; right up his punk ass. Bunch of incestuous, redneck scum.

Well Brooke, prison has opened my mind to a lot of new things. Now let me help you with that strap-on, and did you see my amyl nitrite laying around anywhere?

Brooke jacks off onto Genesis and Nick wipes it up with Revelation.

She needs to grow the eff up! I hate does wigger jeans, I cant see the caboose outlines

WTF?!?! I thought she only had one tattoo of a note behind her ear!! and suddenly she has a Tramp stamp that says 'redemption'!? I feel so cheated... Brooke was your entire show just a bunch of Lies?!?!

PFFFFTT!!! hahahahah..... sorry I couldn't keep that going.....
yeah... i really don't care, just wanted point that out since my stupid roommate talked me into watching her damn retarded (and obviously faked) show... and it was the episode where she was making a big deal out of getting some tiny little tatttoo. and yes I regret it... and I got revenge by nailing his sister

Ha. A Jew lawyer, go figure

Straight out of jail and straight back to wigger.

publicity, attention,
i bet they make more than $250k yr off there dady Hulk.
he got up the ass in jail and get it from Obama as well in taxes so the rest of the readers here can get free hand outs, spread the wealth

She is only there because she knew the media would be there. Such a disgusting family.

DAVE - #9

YOUR MY HERO.

HAH! i have those exact same sandals. walmart baby! i'd restrain from calling her trash but she's "rich" can't she afford something better? anyway i dont get these incestuous remarks i think its sweet you can tell they love each other and NO not like that you sick bastards

#2 FRIST!!! troll STFU, thanks..

So, if I'm reading the tat right, putting it in her/his butt is the way to redemption?

Can someone please tell me why their surnames are different?

.....and got a speeding ticket on the way home.

Punchinton OUT!!

Whoa-oa
ALMOST PARADISE
We're knocking on heaven's door
ALMOST PARADISE
How could we ask for more?
I swear that I can see forever in your eyes
Paradise

Is she wearing Hulk's jeans?

To his credit, the first thing Nick said was "Let's head on down and see if we can git ahole o' good ol' John.

I'm glad to see he took some time to get in shape and workout a little while waiting to get out. NOT!!

There once were two fuck-ups named Hogan
Whose daddy was wrestling's big slogan
They both were made famous
Plopping out of his anus
Top that, if you can, Lindsay Lohan

Aww a murderer gets out..

Douchie, I'm suprised, given your proclivities for male ass. Then again, it is Brooke Hogan.

LSDiesel, if you are gonna link to erowid at least be able to properly name the drugs to which you refer.

Brookes jeans are falling off; her cock is the only thing holding them up.

so she's blogging on him "just surviving on bread and potatoes." well, his face is fat as fuck. probably from packing in all that fudge.

I'd eat Johns brains right out of his cute head while he looks at me and drools.
Just like Hannibal Lecter. Has anyone here tried monkey brains? Ohhhhh!!!
The only thing better is male human brain.

Wow! An entire family of douchebag extraordinaires. Brooke lets her daddy and feminine brother rub her nasty ass in public, you can imagine what they do behind closed doors. Something like what Angelina Jolie and her brother do. Redneck incest scum.

Does the "LA" on his hat stand for "loose asshole?"

barff ummggg pffffttttt whhheez ummmmphhh woooot pffff ummmm oooooow

What's up with that goofy bitch in the black dress laughing her stupid head off??

@30, I did you fuck tart. Amyl Nitrite are also called "Poppers" but you were probably thinking I meant Amyl nitrAte, which I didn't, becuase amyl nitrAte is something totally different.

Trust me. I know my drugs.

MmMMMM taste the douchey goodness

Can we have another contest to vote the Hogans off The Superficial too?

looks like these two lovebirds have a lot of catching up to do.

It's nice that sis Brooke came to see Nick out of the joint .... what about Mom and Dad?? Nice ...

She looks like Joe the Plumber from behind.

#37 - That hooknose bitch is his lawyer and spokeshole. He can't scratch his ass without her knowing about it.

2 Questions:

1.) Where were the parents??
2.) Where is Brooke's ass??

Why is Geddy Lee walking with them?

Sodom gets a little revenge

So...Nick.........did you prefer using syrup or jelly?

Jews have no morals. Money is their God. They would defend baby molesters for the Almighty Dollar.

wow anti semitism. thats never been done before!

"Hey, Hogan! Yea you, fucko! How was the anal butt-rape? You fucking loooved it i bet, come here sweetheart, come touch my johnson!"
--that's probably what people are yelling to him in public. probably.

I dont care anymore. I don't care about nick or the newly formed tard. I didn't give two turds about them three years ago. Why should I now?

P.S.

I want to fuck that lawyer. I always wanted to fuck a lawyer.

I'm glad he's wearing a LA Dodgers cap instead of a Tampa Bay Rays hat. Tampa doesn't want an irresponsible, immature loser like him associated with the area. Will he ever have the balls to go and visit his friend whose life he ruined? I doubt it....his sister has bigger balls than he does.

AWWWW!!! What touching, heart-warming pictures! Looks like she cant wait to get him home and blow him all night long because she's been tired of sucking on daddy's steroid shriveled pecker ever since brother went into the slammer....Jesus - maybe she's tired of sucking on her own, too......

14: Hey Dickon--Where'd you learn to say things like that? Your insecure, hateful failure of a daddy? Your easy-reading mommy? Or did you mistake "Triumph of the Will" for a feature length motivation course?

a lawyer is a lawyer is a lawyer. some represent terrible, societally decrepit clients (i.e. Nick Hogan), some represent those deserving of "redemption." spitting these stale anti-semitic accusations is like smearing vomit over vomit. you're no better than Hogan himself. you're hysterical and useless. you're imprisoned by a gate around your own hill over which you push that rock. you provide evidence against man's further evolution. your greatest accomplishment will either be breaking someone's heart or posting a transitory and disgusting comment on a popular 21st century gossip website.

I think it's sad and pathetic that it takes a mindless celebre-titty website to get people to talk about social issues, such as racism, anti-semitism etc... Perhaps it should be taken to a different medium. That being said, Brook needs to lay off the orange.

is it just me or can anyone else not stop laughing at the bitch in the background laughing who looks like a demented sister of MJ

Debored #57--

Will you marry me?

What's the size of his ANUS-"ENTRANCE" now, folks?

@49 Which is good news for all you christian raised shiksa assholes that usually are the ones that happen to be the baby molesters, but can't pass the bar exam!

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#62 I think you may be replying to a shaygetz

How can Terry tell which of his kids is which?

One has thick, bulging biceps, broad powerful shoulders and a square masculine ass.

The other one is Nick.

(so good it's used twice)

Most of your comments are simply disgusting.I bet you are fat and ugly

Answers

1. The parents are busy dating someone elses kids these days.

2. Brookes ass was used in the formation of her big fake titties.

I do noy feel well after your comments

@ #46

Rofl. Geddy Lee is amazing.

Although Brooke needs to get butt implants and get rid of the tramp stamp, and although Nick is an ultra-douche, I got a little weepy seeing her all crying and happy to see her brother. Damn, sometimes I hate being a chick!

Jesus christ, can't the hulkinator hire legal counsel that didn't start their life as a member of the lollipop guild? She's like 3 feet tall.

Wow... How amazing!!!!!I've heard they get each other on an age-gap dating club AgelessOnly.C O M, and now they are very satisfied with our current life.