Oct 3 2008Britney Spears is wacky

i still fuck her

first

Suck it you homos

Someone looks like she could use some of the Proactiv Solution

BaCrack Obama the first bastard Prez was rejected by both his parents

Third!

It's thinks*...c'mon this new Fish writer sucks...they can't even pluralize properly.

If she bent over and kept her head covered like that I could probably be persuaded to buttfuck her.

"crucified by the papaRATzies" stay the eff home nut job! running like a headless chicken...

I can tell that the superficial writer only likes Britney only when she has combed her hair, wears make up, and shows her cleavage.

anyone notice the price tag is still on the shawl? look at her forehead in the main pic.

This was how Michael Jackson started with his "wearing weird shit over his head". First a shawl, next a particle mask.

I wiped from back to front and gave birth to Barack

@ 4, 11: Can you stop using every opportunity to talk about your stupid election.....beyond your imagination, there are more people out here who are not americans and don't want to hear about it on every blog!!!!! pleassssssssseeeeeee

Something is wrong here - no latte and no cell phone. This isn't Britney! PS #9 that's not a price tag - that is a garment tag.

#11, you are a fucking retard. Not even remotely funny or clever.

Act your age, because I know you're not 10. You talk about someone being a bastard, but what about your mother? She clearly did a bang up job with you.

Now run along, fuckface.

I agree with #11. I am so sick of being inundated with coverage of the American election. I know it is very important, but there is a time and place that would be more appropriate than here and now.

#14 you're taking it a little personal aren't you? an attack on your dear messiah must be an attack on you

This must be the website where you can make fun of anyone in the world except Barack Obama. Fuck you crazy Obama cultists

supaman

I say give obama/Palin a gun and set them out in ANWR. The one that makes it out alive will be the winner.

Brittney, you look crazy. Put that thing away and act like a normal pop star. A little cleavage never hurt either.

The Repugs are irritable cranks, just like John McBush. Look how irritable and angry they're getting as Obama pulls away! btw, did you notice that McCain gave up yesterday on Michigan and pulled his funds from that state? As Sarah Fey Palin would put it, "darn tootin', doggone it, it's time to circle the wagons!" (followed by a torrent of word jumble, then "maverick" then a wink).

Obama supporters don't need to fight now. Just sit back and enjoy McCain's sixth time crashing down to earth.

#5 - what's wrong with the way the writer wrote thinks?

and while we are crtitiquing grammar... let's look at yours. You said "this new fish writer sucks." which means you were talking about a single person. But then you say "they can't even pluralize properly." This would imply many people. Proper sentence would have been "he/she can't even pluralize properly.

Obama cultists have their pink panties twisted over a joke

#21,
This FakeAss Fish Sucks!!!!!!!!!!
Who the living fuck cares about her? Looks like she forgot to take her meds this morning.

@ 17, 20, 22: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!

ARE YOU GUYS ILLITERATE???? WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OBAMA OR MCCAIN OR PALIN OR BUSH OR ANYTHING HERE!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure it's important (like #15 said) but not now and not here!!

Hey guys,

Sorry I've not been around much lately, I got my little Arab dick (OK, I know that's redundant) stuck in a camel & I type with my pecker. No pecker, no pecking... you know how we silly Arabs operate!

Anyway, I'm gonna go shopping today for another pair of $700 hipster/retro jeans, because we all know it's cool to wear flared out low-rise jeans like we're in the 70s again. Plus jeans like that flatter a slightly pudgy, unathletic build like mine.

Whoops.... gotta run! I see a couple of Sheiks coming by & I've always wondered what's under those sheets!

-Adnan

We re talking about Britney, not Obama. Not politics, get a superficial life, you dumbasses..

She looks like Nick Carter in that picture. She looks like a dude. A fat dude. A fat dude, with blotchy bad skin, and a fat pug nose. She does not look attractive. There is nothing special about that face, and if you add that fact to her fatness--UGGO! Look at the pictures of her. Look at her face. Her face is brain dead. She has a brain dead face. It's what you'd call a "tard face". You ask that face a question and it stares blankly at you.

Who cares, this is just a bitch of a bygone era.

Hey all you reactionary conservative psychos who love to bash Hollywood and add names to your list of people (blacks and jews, mostly) that you'd love to put in a gas chamber: we'll write whatever the fuck we want for a comment. Freedom, liberty...remember? You recite these words all the time between chants of "USA! USA! USA! USA!" This is what it is. Do you still love it? Didn't think so.

Don't worry, it'll all be over soon. Well, it's over now, but McCain still has another month to drag through before he can concede, poor guy. I hope one of his many homes is in Florida, because it's retirement time, baby.

Sorry republicans, but Sarah sure revealed how lame she really is. She has sold out Alaska to big oil and all the mining companies and I guess that means she is qualified to sell off the rest of America's natural resources?
What talent and vision does that take?
What skill and morals are there in murdering a moose for no good reason other than to say "By golly I can aim a giant scope and pull a trigger on a high powered gun and make that big deer fall down (and scream in the agony of it's pain and fear and bleed everywhere over itself) with the rest of 'em! Yer darn tootin' I can!
It's all over now for you murdering psuedochristian so why not join Al Queda?

Your Messiah says no free healthcare for you freaks because he voted to give $850 billion to bail out his Wall St buddies. HAHAHA Fuck you pyscho leftard losers

"he voted to give $850 billion to bail out his Wall St buddies" so did McCain, moron.

It doesn't matter anymore. The news is not about debates or anything else, it's about the electoral map. Yesterday McCain shut down his campaign in Michigan, to spend the money and resources elsewhere. Right now, he's behind by more points than he ever has been across the key electoral vote states. Because of that, he'll need absolutely everything to break his way from now until November. It's not impossible, but it's highly unlikely. People say "you can't trust polls" but that's nonsense, there are plenty of times when polls predict accurately. Just ask McCain's campaign - they're trusting their internal polling that tells them Michigan is now hopeless for him. Why? Because Michigan is getting crushed economically, by a one-two punch of spiked gas prices and shut-off credit to businesses. Other key states don't rely on the auto industry, obviously, but they're suffering lesser versions of the same problems. That's why all the polls are going one way. Let's be clear - Obama has offered nothing of substance during this crisis, and instead has stuck to his big-idea plan that obviously cannot be funded anymore. But it's old-school electoral politics: the party of the incumbent president gets punished when elections are held during economic recessions. The Democrats are offering no solutions, but they'll pick up bigger majorities in both houses of Congress, as well as picking up the White House. Most American voters act on feelings and gut reactions, and right now they're mad as hell and Bush is the only person most of them can name correctly when asked about major political leaders. If they knew who "Pelosi" was maybe they'd vote differently, who knows. But this time around, the outcome of the election is becoming as clear as when the other old guy ran (Bob Dole). Maybe it's a special disease called "old man electoral dysfunction"...

#16,
I don't know about any Messiah. Personally I believe in science and empirical evidence. And I am not taking anything personally. That dude was just a dipshit.

The verdict is still out on you. You seem alright though.

Maybe she was sweating in that pic, or just maybe she's tired of people being all up in her face. In any case that's some gangsta shit.

Once again I ask - HOW do the paps know that ole Brit was going to be at LAX at that particular time....hmmmm....they seem to know her EXACT schedule - I think they have some help from her staff so I could care less if she is getting surrounded by them...she wants it, needs it, craves it....

Britney is soooo fucking ugly. It's a huge improvement she has her fugly face covered up. She should try a paper bag next time.

She must have been having "a bad hair day" that's all.

#32
I wish we knew which neighborhoods got polled. Was it mostly low income or illegal alien dense area? Were they strategically cherry picked? I'm sure there's plenty of ways for the liberal media to spin this. And yes...the media mostly consists of liberals because they're run by the gay mafia. Polls shmolls...I take that with a grain of salt. I see Obama stickers all over cars, Obama sighns all over my neighborhood, pro-Obama tees @ my work which confirms my opinion that liberals need to scream it while the majority of American conservatives will quietly elect McCain into office as the next commander in chief.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbgcejIT_k

Way to go Britney! You go girl!


Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

Will someone please change my adult diaper?

What is here going on, folks??

Freakin' towel-head terrorist!

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(Amen!)

Brit being wacky is hardly a newsflash. It's what we expect from her these days!

HA! HA!
I'm using Photoshop:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2my59c0.jpg

britney you're so fucking glamourous!hold on it!

sniff ?

Some of you seal a competely moronic impression of Americans.

*completely*

Maybe she was sweating in that pic, or just maybe she's tired of people being all up in her face. In any case that's some gangsta shit