Oct 11 2008Britney Spears debuts 'Womanizer' video
Britney Spears debuted her new video for "Womanizer" today and the song definitely benefited from visuals. And, Jesus, the visuals. Here's what to except from this thing conveniently lodged after the jump:
1. Naked Britney. And I didn't cry!
2. Lingerie Britney cooking eggs. Her real specialty: Flaming bowl of Lucky Charms.
3. Britney photocopying her ass then punching said photocopy. I didn't know this was autobiographical...
4. More Naked Britney. Again, no crying.
5. Cocktail Waitress Lap-dancing Britney. I think this video has exceeded its head-whipping threshold.
6. Britney driving a car with her foot while having sex in the backseat. This explains all those accidents.
7. Showering Britney. I'm gonna need a minute.
8. Crazy Vengeful Lingerie Britney. Yeah, make the bed over him. Guys hate that!
9. Naked Britney. Oh, I get it. She's the narrator. Ha! Gonna need another minute...
10. Words. In a Britney Spears' video? I guess - if you wanna be "artsy."
Is Britney Spears back? Frankly, it felt like she never left. No, seriously, she can't be killed!
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Reader Comments
1. Sophie - October 11, 2008 2:20 PM
OMG FIRST!
2. Hexum2600 - October 11, 2008 2:21 PM
God damnit. SOMEONE STOP HER.
3. Sophie B - October 11, 2008 2:21 PM
OMG FIRST! -go tj!
4. Hexum2600 - October 11, 2008 2:21 PM
God damnit. SOMEONE STOP HER.
5. Jakeeee - October 11, 2008 2:25 PM
YAY NAKED BRITNEY.
6. Corinna - October 11, 2008 2:27 PM
And everyone knows the best way to stop men is from being womanizers is to writhe around naked, and come onto them in the office, restaurant, and while driving them around. Feminism at its best.
7. Byrd - October 11, 2008 2:29 PM
Whoa, a post on saturday? and a typo? What is the world coming too?
8. Britney2 - October 11, 2008 2:31 PM
This song sucks and this poor girl is such a sad case. I feel sorry for all the 12 year old girls who are going to watch this and think it's normal.
9. Seenbot - October 11, 2008 2:35 PM
hey there's another one of those sex-orgy/dance sequences. except with the cast of the Office? or Law and Order? I dunno you can try imagining it. I did.
10. marjorie - October 11, 2008 2:37 PM
i love kevin <3
11. marjorie - October 11, 2008 2:37 PM
i love kevin <3
12. marjorie - October 11, 2008 2:38 PM
i love kevin <3
13. marjorie - October 11, 2008 2:38 PM
i love kevin <3
14. Lipster - October 11, 2008 3:03 PM
Palin, like all republicans, is a cunt.
15. yeeeha - October 11, 2008 3:12 PM
when does this bitch start making porn?
16. CaptainMorgan - October 11, 2008 3:15 PM
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE this song. I can't stand it. I really don't like it. I plug my ears. I run away. It is HORRIBLE! Dammit she CAN'T sing! What talent does she actually have?
Listening to her is the equivalent of looking at Heidi Montag (the horse faced cow).
17. pirhan - October 11, 2008 3:22 PM
I guess this is far to deep for me to understand, because, I don't get it.
18. monty - October 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Hate to say it, that vid rocked!
19. Racer X - October 11, 2008 3:26 PM
FAIL.
/go take care of your kids
20. Gar - October 11, 2008 3:35 PM
I'm raising funds to send her to mars.
21. JPRichardson - October 11, 2008 3:36 PM
I want the old (2001) Britney back!
22. Joe Pike - October 11, 2008 3:56 PM
Best part about that was in the beginning & the guy was looking at his phone. April 20th. 4:20
Even brit still likes her pot.
23. shelly - October 11, 2008 4:07 PM
I think she looks a lot like Jessica Simpson in this picture.
Great video!
24. chris - October 11, 2008 4:16 PM
I have never posted before and I may never post again. But goddamn, that sucked some ass. The song, the video, the whole thing is just...goddamnit.
25. Slut - October 11, 2008 4:20 PM
I wonder who had the job as butt double....cause that photocopy was too small to be Britt's butt....sorry Britt, but all those mochachoca lattes caught up with ya
26. ix - October 11, 2008 4:25 PM
Her singing makes my ears bleed. Who the hell thinks she has a voice to be a professional singer?
27. Binky - October 11, 2008 4:30 PM
She should have been swinging her umbrella at that guy.
28. butterfrei - October 11, 2008 4:34 PM
someone just dialed in a performance. well, if you count zombie as acting.
29. Anonymous - October 11, 2008 4:54 PM
I really like the video. Sure, it's a lot like her video for Toxic, but she seems angrier in that one and more playful in this one. Plus she seems like she's making fun of her self, winking at the camera when she sings, "You say I'm crazy" at the end.
I didn't like the song when I first heard it, but it's growing on me... and I have to say that the video helps. She just looks so hot in all the sauna scenes!
;)
30. Clem - October 11, 2008 4:54 PM
Utter, utter shit. What's with the flat, Marilyn Manson-esque, processed voice? Everyone knows she can't sing (apart from herself) and yet still she continues because her brain-dead fans are turning her into a later day Michael "King of Pop" (what!!!?) Jackson.
Shit on every level.
31. rob - October 11, 2008 5:00 PM
I'd do her
32. meee - October 11, 2008 5:09 PM
i'm not gonna lie...that was entertaining...her voice sounds like crap as usual but it's catchy enough.
33. alley - October 11, 2008 5:15 PM
This video= Toxic video
Nothing new.....
34. ACUP - October 11, 2008 5:22 PM
She looks good! That's not easy for me to say. She looks like Ashley Simpson #23...the wig and all.
Horrible song. And...geesh...couldn't she get a hotter guy to play the "womanizer?" He's like a cereal commercial actor.
And Superficial Writer...c'mon. Where's the funny?
35. Sharon - October 11, 2008 6:56 PM
HOT!
36. 420 - October 11, 2008 7:26 PM
Can someone explain to me what the blog writer meant when he said "I'm gonna need a minute"
It sounds like he's going to masturbate or something.
37. Tyler - October 11, 2008 7:33 PM
@36. .. Wow, you sure do catch on fast!
38. chuck - October 11, 2008 7:35 PM
This video proves nothing. Even beneath all the ProTools and Autotune she remains completely tone-deaf. And the two or three times she actually looks decent are just photographic trickery. ANYONE can look hot in a music video. That's why they spend the big bucks on DP's and post-production houses. Hell, the first time I saw the video for "There You Go" I would have sworn Pink was the sexiest girl alive. And that woman has no neck. The most disturbing thing here is it seems like the Superficial writer is ROOTING for BS to make a successful comeback. What gives?
39. Captain Planet - October 11, 2008 7:51 PM
@38, I believe everyone hates Britney outwardly by bashing her.....but inwardly they secretly love Britney, they remember a time not too long ago when they first bought her baby one more time album and listened to it nonstop.
The superficial write is that kind of person. He hates and loves Britney...just like how Gollum hates and loves the Ring of Power.
40. Thighhighs - October 11, 2008 8:17 PM
She's baaaaaaaaaaaack :). I'm glad for her...it's been a long road.
41. Anon - October 11, 2008 8:19 PM
So when you sales are low go down the i'm naked and too hot for you, misandrist throwing and violent to men ego trip other female singers do.
She does know she has two boys right?
Shame
wonder what would be said if a man was throwing a woman around like that?
With the obligatory groin kick.
epic fail and she looked so good in the first 10 seconds.
42. Harry - October 11, 2008 8:20 PM
The song is horrible, but she looks bangin' again. Better not find out it's all CGI airbrushing!
43. Rough Daddy - October 11, 2008 8:33 PM
I know i gave this a bad review earlier, but it ain't that bad. Its Toxic the sequel,,,and whos the geek shes tossing around is that suppose to be kevin featherhomo...with luv!
44. Eddy - October 11, 2008 8:44 PM
I love how polarized most of these comments are. I dunno, it was okay. My feelings on her music have mostly been that its more... techno inspired by her, with her standing in during the video to be pretty. A lot of pop music is like that, its a style, and I'm not really bothered by it (I kind of enjoy that about it, actually). Not terrible, just... adequate.
45. ummm...yeah - October 11, 2008 9:27 PM
#29, I KNOW THAT"S YOU RANDAL, YOU PRICK!!! STFU and DIE!!!!!
#30, I totally agree...SHIT!!!!
# 39, YOU are a fucktard! Everyone HATES Britwhory Spunk on the INSIDE AND OUT ASSWIPE!!!
Someone/anyone PLEASE kill that whory skank and put us out of our misery!!!!!
46. Corinna - October 11, 2008 9:37 PM
Wow, I'm retarded. "Stop men from being womanizers," obviously, not "stop men IS from being womanizers."
47. marjorie - October 11, 2008 10:42 PM
i love kevin
48. writer77 - October 11, 2008 11:07 PM
Honestly, her song is not terrible, the chorus helps it a lot. But, the video to be honest was not good for her as a come back vid. They tried to just do the same old Toxic shit.
I would have really liked to see her in some very cool situation where her man is cheating on her or something or flirting with a million women...and some creative way of shooting the scenes. I felt it lacked a ton of creativity. I also felt the naked scenes were out of place and just trying to be too forward. Why not have her naked in the shower crying due to her womanizer man...that would make more sense. Instead shes in the sauna doing what i hate most...hands around the face and hair like a Russian catalog model.
I dont know why this bothers me (and explains the wigs) but shes had two years to grow her hair out...and it still looks really choppy and rooty. Whats with the top of her hair. Notice how she's wearing wigs, or her hair is wet. How come she looked so good at the VH1 awards? Now that stylist should be doing her in the videos as well.
49. Nikky Raney - October 11, 2008 11:18 PM
video > song
50. Pirate Kuhnbeard - October 11, 2008 11:29 PM
dude. this video is fucking sweet. i don't even care what anyone says. b. spears is back and it's kickass.
51. thebaby - October 11, 2008 11:30 PM
who's britney spears?
52. Danklin24 - October 11, 2008 11:55 PM
Jesus christ, is there anyway they can make a music video with out the umm, i dunno, music? Seriously that was a pretty hot(yet incredibly stupid as far as a concept) video but mother fucker that was a terrible song. I want to punch myself in the face for having listened to all of it hoping it would get decent. It didnt happen. We definitely know what the hell the song is called. I think some jackoff wrote this song in crayon for Britney in like 3 minutes.
53. Lindsey - October 11, 2008 11:55 PM
Wait, did she head butt that guy in the dick?
54. tshol - October 12, 2008 12:03 AM
it's a post-feminist world, baby.
somebody make her stop, please...
55. Not a Jealous girl - October 12, 2008 12:10 AM
she is god damn HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all you fat jealous girls need to get a clue and realize Britney is and always will be better looking than you. sorry.
56. Blah - October 12, 2008 12:25 AM
Yeah- not jealous... Sure, she looks good in this video... but the song... oh god.... Make the noise stop.
57. gerard Vandenberg - October 12, 2008 1:34 AM
She can't be killed?
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, folks!!
58. Jackson'shole - October 12, 2008 1:40 AM
#55 NO. You can only say that about a supermodel. She's not that pretty, really. I prefer my face and body.
And Marjorie, I hope you're not talking about my ex, Kevin, cuz he was the biggest piece of shit I've ever met--compulsive liar, sex addict, cheater, addicted to gambling, alcohol and drugs. And a child molester.
59. Robyn - October 12, 2008 2:18 AM
I am ridiculously turned on by this woman and her "music" despite the fact that I know she can't sing under all that technology.
But then, I've always been turned on by psycho single moms.
60. pinoyfrat - October 12, 2008 6:15 AM
OMG. she's so back. damn!
61. Jamie's Uterus - October 12, 2008 7:58 AM
I never could understand her 'vocal ' appeal? She sounds like a creepy over processed computer voice. Ick.
62. where's the true fish? - October 12, 2008 8:19 AM
fish, come ON! that's not a showering britney, that's a freakin MAN in the shower!! sure, britney's a big girl nowadays and she has the shoulders of a hockeyplayer, but you still can't mistake her for a guy. I'm beginning to believe this is not the true fish, been reading you for years and you sound (look) different! what's the deal?
63. James - October 12, 2008 10:13 AM
I'm fairly unbiased on the britney topic. Never been a fan but i don't hate her either. Her crazyness was funny until it became obvious that she had an actual problem.
Anyway on the video... meh. The video itself was ok. People are naying because it's just like the Toxic video but i think that works for her. A lot of artists find a video style they like and stick with it. Robert Palmer did the best videos ever and they all looked exactly the same.
The song itself though isn't that great. Even judging by britney standards. It's just sort of boring. Normally she has that damn catchy thing that has me humming along despite myself. This didn't.
64. yo - October 12, 2008 10:41 AM
#6- I totally agree with ya babe. Still, I love the vid, and brit looks amazing =]
65. Dennis Eldridge - October 12, 2008 10:58 AM
I think they went too heavy on the generic electronic production. They should have had a more natural sound as her first foray back onto the charts, but she did prove that she has the moves and looks back again.
66. rustingrabbit - October 12, 2008 11:08 AM
Uh....what?!
This songs chorus makes me want to kill myself...and she repeats it like a million times. She's starting to look better, but once again it proves that her body sells records and not the fact that she holds any talent at all. :( Sad.
67. VN - October 12, 2008 11:44 AM
Yeah Fo Shizzle... what's up with the saturday post. Normally I sit around all weekend like a starved dog waiting for the next update. I almost missed this one.
Waitaminute.... he's gonna take Columbus Day off isn't he?
GOD DAMMIT!! Now what am I gonna read while I'm home all day? Maybe I'll just have to go out and rape an Indian and actually celebrate the damn holiday.
68. Iviabo - October 12, 2008 12:04 PM
I love Britney, I've been behind her from the beginning.
But this song is crap. Super-processed crap. I didn't find it catchy at all; it made me think of Heidi Montag and her attempts to break into the music industry.
I hope her next songs are better.
69. jojo - October 12, 2008 12:46 PM
THIS SONG SUCK AS F*CK!
damn it, go to hell shitney!
70. bp - October 12, 2008 1:13 PM
Damn shes fucking hot in the video, good job shes keeping that crazy side hers tucked away. Shes worth a poke. :D
71. Beeotch - October 12, 2008 1:23 PM
Is everyone tone deaf and blind? They can do anything with computers and Photoshop these days! The song=poop and video=even more poop!
72. Donkey Punch - October 12, 2008 1:36 PM
Horrible, horrible music.
I laughed when I saw her in that wig, reminded me of her crazy days when she "wigged out".
73. Seelee - October 12, 2008 1:53 PM
Wheres Chris Crocker to say "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!" Ahaha. What a shitty song.
74. emmyem - October 12, 2008 2:09 PM
Actually, I got a LOT of information from "watching " ( meaning "enduring") this video.
Britney thinks a guy is a womanizer. And she "sings" that he is a lot!!! So, we know for sure why the name if the HIDIEO is "Womanizer."
I should solve crimes.
75. ashley - October 12, 2008 5:37 PM
catchy song. decent video.
i love britney spears. she always ends up making a comeback.
as long as i don't have to hear leona lewis on the radio anymore and its replaced with "womanizer", i'm good.
76. supersex - October 12, 2008 5:47 PM
i definitely would fuck the bitch!
77. kay - October 12, 2008 5:58 PM
Britney i know your proud to have your body back but the best way to show your body naked would be a spread on Playboy at least it'll be more "artsy". I wonder if the offer is still available now eh?
78. lina - October 12, 2008 6:16 PM
BRITNEY IS and will always be the best...what a great song
79. meghna - October 12, 2008 7:40 PM
@67
go out and rape an Indian?
are you fucking retarded? that's the most ignorant thing ive ever heard anyone say.
regarding the videooo
i liked it. it's not awesome, but she looks soo much better and she's trying. only thing i didn't like were the sauna scenes, it really wasn't necessary and since the public tends to look at her as a trashy whore so much, this really didn't refute that image. and also, did she forget that she has two little boys? britney to needs to come back with some class. she's a mother of two boys, and the way they view her is more important than her career.
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81. Astrid - October 13, 2008 12:04 AM
Christ on a bike... put some fucking clothes on Britney and stop with the cliche slut image. It's getting boring.
82. Gary - October 13, 2008 2:59 AM
Like Britt or not.......... She rocks in this vid. She looks healty in every sense. She is right on, aluring, not over the top but definitely captivates me while emmeshing myself in her world for a for " use me" minutes".
Uhm, yeah, a 10 Alex..................
83. Lezzo - October 13, 2008 8:09 AM
I'd do her in a heart beat! She looks soo damn hot in this clip.. the song is deaintely gonna go off in the clubzzz
84. havoc - October 13, 2008 9:46 AM
Well, its interesting how they worked her schizophrenia into her career.
.
85. Ishi-san - October 13, 2008 10:26 AM
haha, the guy in the video is completly scared......and I don't think he is acting! :-)
86. SilkyC - October 13, 2008 11:53 AM
Just one question...is she trying to give herself whiplash
she keeps flipping her head back and forth.....maybe that's why shes a weee bit crazy - shaking that brain around?
87. NastyBedazzler - October 13, 2008 12:04 PM
She looks hot as fuck in this video.
All the guys who posted before me who disagree are gay, but in the weird bad way because even gay guys think she looks hot.
88. nancy - October 13, 2008 1:45 PM
this song sucks, and the video was just medicore
89. missywissy - October 13, 2008 2:36 PM
This song is coming from a gal that steals men away from other women and then dumps her kids for her career. Talk about a pot calling the kettle black!
Also, the best thing about this video is the guy. He's hot and steals all the shots. Britney, no matter how many wigs you put her in, is still Britney. Sorry Brit-Brit, you gotta sleep in the bed you make. Mommy naked in the shower for the world to see. Wow. Girl, we've all seen your cooch, so don't go around acting like you're provacative. We've seen it all. All but you being a somewhat normal, descent human being that gave birth to two children. I hope Shar is being a good mom to them. She should be given credit for raising her children as well as Britney's.
90. waytobeunoriginalbrit - October 13, 2008 4:01 PM
womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...
OH MY GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! IT'S HORRIBLE!
91. waytobeunoriginalbrit - October 13, 2008 4:02 PM
womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...womanizer...
OH MY GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! IT'S HORRIBLE
92. blah - October 13, 2008 4:16 PM
What's the name of the song again? I didn't catch it while listening to the song.
93. me - October 13, 2008 7:32 PM
sweet, this gives me an idea.....I think im going to xerox my ass tomorrow....
94. horny - October 13, 2008 11:13 PM
Hahaha, I read on here about nipple slip and I paused the video at 2:51. Sure enuff, there is a nipple slip
95. dragon43078 - October 14, 2008 10:52 AM
She looks good and can move. BUT, she can not sing. Never could. She just looks and acts like a slut. Good enough for the horny teens on MTV.
96. Mal Gusto - October 14, 2008 2:03 PM
B-O-R-I-N-G.
97. brooke - October 16, 2008 10:33 PM
She is finally back to her old self...She is looked so hott in that video!! Way to go Britney, your fans always knew you had what it took to make it back and back you are. Better than ever, that was one of your best videos EVER... Also, a big thank you to Jamie and Lynne Spears. Thank you so much for bringing the real Britney back to us. You probably saved her life. I am so happy you finally stepped in and intervened. I don't care what anyone says about you, I know you care a lot about your children. I read Lynne's book and it explained a lot, she's so down to earth and not at all what I expected. I know you have been slammed in the press, but keep your head up. I also know that if Jamie Lynn is pregnant again that you are going to be scrutinized even more, but you know what you can raise your children the right way and they still will make mistakes. Jamie Lynn may be really young, but she seems to be a good mother and weren't her and Casey gonna get married anyway? So, there shouldn't be a problem, young people have children in our country all the time and no one says a thing. However, when said young person is in the public eye it becomes a big thing all of a sudden. I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting a family or putting your family and having children over a career in show biz. Please, don't let her abort that baby, she will regret it everyday for the rest of her life. I really respect JL for being a good upstanding person and having her last baby rather than trying to save her career by aborting it. I hope she'll do the same this time. My prayers are with you all! Once again, way to go Britney Spears. Don't ever let anyone tell you that you are too fat, you look just perfect now. Stop dating slime balls and find a good man and you will be better than ever.
98. Shon - November 2, 2008 8:23 PM
britney looken good nice song womanizer love it!
99. raime - November 11, 2008 4:20 PM
omg this iss so my fav song i luv it its her best new song lol