Oct 15 2008Britney Spears always just one step away from complete doability

Do all chicks with hairy armpits walk around holding their bags like this!?

I guess they won't let her near sharp objects yet.

Going for the sexual arm pit hair look huh. Strong

Going for the sexual arm pit hair look huh. Strong

So she's got a little pit hair! thats nothin' a Mach 3 can't handle!
I'd even be wiling to lather her up and do a full body trim if she needs.

Maybe there is something wrong with her forehead? Bruise from the headboard maybe??

That's not hairy armpits. Shes holding a bag filled with fairy dust and a little got sprinkled onto her pits and magical fairy sprouts grew!!! You guy's have no idea what you are talking about!!!!

maybe she's getting the body back, but the face ... hm? gone

Raise you arm..if you're su...oh wait a minute, Nvermind.

Raise you arm..if you're su...oh wait a minute, Nevermind.

Raise you arm..if you're su...oh wait a minute, Nevermind.

Raise your arm, If you're su...oh wait a minute, Nevermind

the armpit hair?

It's either the purse growing out of her forehead or the hairy armpits.

Kinda makes me think you could probably braid her pubes

YUMM

Fuck You, Superfish.

Worry about your own thatch.

check out the midsection and shut the fuck up!

at least she's got a matching bra, lets look at the big picture

I think Fish dropped a hit of acid this morning...he seems to be hallucinating!

I love horny unshaven chicks. I'm entirely unafraid of female bodies. Wait, does that mean I can't post comments here?

It is definitely the hairy pits, sick. Oh Come On, exactly it is nothing that a mach 3 can't take care of, so why doesn't she just take care of it.

I'd do her with Madonna's penis. Then I'd do myself. And then you. But not Superfish. You just can't get rid of that stank no matter how hot the water is and how hard you scrub.

If by "not quite right" you mean "Britney accidentally super-glued her bowling ball bag to her forehead," then, yeah, I got it.

OMG!!! She mounted a bag on her forehead!! Totally crazy!!

Sure, the bod may be back ... but clearly, the head is a few laps behind. (Will it EVER catch up???)

HaHa. None of you got it. She lost her keys and someone told her to look through her bag for them first. She was wondering around like that for an hour before she understood it wasn't meant literally.

Maybe she thinks she's a sackicorn...

Um, the pit hair probably just means she's due for a wax job. You've got to grow it out a bit before it can be waxed.....which brings me to say that men should be forced to get waxed, too, you hairy beasts!

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid hairy chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. But I tell ya what man dang ol' BritBrit aint nothin next to Alaska chicks...dang ol' grizzlies, I tell ya what...real scary man.

I love chicks with armpit hair. When they sweat, at the end of the day it smells like a first-cousin to pussy. Yummy.

You stay classy sis!

well, i for one, am not surprised. i'm pretty sure in her state of mind that she's probably not even aware of her own smell. she can only focus on one thing at a time people!
day-old makeup: nope
oily, pimply skin: nope
body hair: nope
walking: yes!

ZOMG I hate when a girl has hair! And anything beyond a breast bud. And NO HIPS, PLEASE! ZOMG!

p.s. This cock tastes delish!

@8 Yeah :(

Flat belly, hairy arm pit, I like it,,,this reminds me of her hairy dirtbox...

She's going Frenchy on us

She's to busy shaving her snatch to worry about her arm pits...or maybe its a marketing study to discover which BUSH sells more tabloid magazines.

It would've been much better if she went with a hat to cover over the enormous pimple on her forehead. i mean, if she's trying to block her face from getting pics, she's not doing a very good job...

I work hard and get up early and earn squat and yet I am find the energy to shave every fucking day.
Some of you here I guess don't bathe daily I take it?
Fuck you dirty bastard sons. And daughters.

P.S. britney, let me give you a tip: use a Purpose Gentle Cleansing Bar and your face will clear up, i promise. its a little drying at first but your skin gets used to it. keep on dancin'! love ya!

crazyyy britney

Harry armpits, hairy bush. MMhmmm

Too THIN.

/Yuck!

..... she's probably growing her armpit hair out so she can wax is off.... gotta hate the in between stage but it's way better than shaving.

LAST!!

GO BRITNEY!

Love ya~!

She probably gets her armpits waxed. In order to do that you have to let the hair grow long enough to wax. That way the hair doesn't grow back as fast. So I really can't talk crap about her this time..

jesus

you really must have been pushed for gossip today

woman has hairy pits. jesus wept

God, I think I need a Bresh of Freath Air.....

Complete doability:
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http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/fotoload/britney_spears_school_girl.jpg

Oops..Britney forgot to shave her pits!

shaving the pits is so passe. shaving your head is where it's at, kiddos...

oh big deal. she needs to grow it out to get it waxed. you people are so ignorant. she is still hot stuff.

Like a little hair is gonna stop a guy. We'd fuck a knot-hole. A little hair ain't jack

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
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Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

thats like week old growth.

sick.

Oh yay the pro-Obama fags are here with witty remarks!
Thanks #55 you fucktard. Vote for Osama you worthless sheep.

The big question is that if she's not "maintaining" her arm pits, is the rest of her a bit hairy too.

I don't care either way - I'd hit it.

@57 How could we hope to compete with your wit: "fags," "fucktard," and "Osama?" I guess watching your candidate fall further and further behind has made you bitter.

I wanna fuck her so bad. I wanted to fuck her when she got fat and sloppy because I felt like I had a chance with her. Now she is getting real hot again and getting out of the reach of average Joe.

I hope she gets back on drugs again. Nobody likes a quitter. Especially when it makes you show your cooch off once a week.

I wanna fuck her so bad. I wanted to fuck her when she got fat and sloppy because I felt like I had a chance with her. Now she is getting real hot again and getting out of the reach of average Joe.

I hope she gets back on drugs again. Nobody likes a quitter. Especially when it makes you show your cooch off once a week.

Well ya know, to have a nice wax job done, a woman NEEDS to let that hair grow out bit!

That's hairy?
Are you shitting me?
Do you only fuck tweens or something?
I guess one-handed typing on a keyboard is the closest you get to actual women...

eaeeeeauuuu
DISGUSTING

OH, I KNOW WHAT THAT ONE THING IS: Her hideous fucking face.

Completely ignoring the hair issue all together, she IS looking better than she has in quite some time. Waist and bellys gettin' tight and toned again. Good for her. I just wish she'd be a mom and quit singing and otherwise annoying the holy fuck outta me!

One step away from being doable? After Kevin and Adnan and whoever else that's hit it from behind while she ate Cheetos, all I see is a walking syphillis incubator.

"FORGOT" to shave the ARM-PITS?
(although some lesbians like that.)

I didn't realize it was stylish to hang your bag over your head, like a fucking retard, and show everyone your hairy arm pits.

Maybe she just felt a little lazy today and didnt wanna shave...well, that looks like its been growin' for a couple days...so um...and maybe she's just working out her arms or something...dunno? Even celebs get lazy... Just tryin to give her a little credit....

I like hairy pits and cooze

I like it.

It's not a bruise on the forehead!! She is suffering from a receding hairline, and hasn't been to the bootician to cover it up!! Her 4Head is about to become a 5Head!!

niiiiceeee

I'd lick it.

From the movie "Sling Blade":

I like a woman with hairy arms, that way you know she's got a really big bush. I like a big bush.

Something like that. Too all those who think this is ok; if she can shave her head then she can damn well shave her pits. Then again maybe she was just trying to keep the paparazzi at bay.

I didn't know you could inject heroin into your armpit.

Her mom is a hottie

She is slender...lol
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Why the fuck would you wax your pits? Is it so fucking hard to take 15 seconds every day or two and run a razor over them so you don't HAVE to grow it out and have hairy pits? Jesus.

If she was growing it out in order to wax, she shouldn't have worn a sleeveless shirt!

Are ya serious?

Look guys... sometimes we don't shave every SINGLE day. Sometimes, that can lead to irritation. We hate that we can't always live up to your porn fantasies but women are naturally HAIRY, we get rid of it for hygiene, as well as getting rid of it for you. Occasionally, we may be stubbly.

Get over it.

Wax the pits, jackhammer the week old makeup off the face, throw on some clearasil and take an industrial strength soap to the hair and you might...I said MIGHT...have something you would allow to wash the windshield of your car at the nearest intersection.

....MIGHT!!!....

LMAO #76

"I LIKE *BIG BUSH* AND I CANNOT LIE".....

Blotchy face covered in zits, month old make up on her face, flabby arms that I guess she can do nothing about...and repulsively disgusting hairy armpits. Yeah, real "hot". If "hot" actually means vomit inducing.

Complete do-hillbility?

Stephanie ... let it grow babe.....I'll do ya

good lord.... the crazy is still present... granted she's taking her meds and everybody's hoping things are on the up & up, but if she wasn't doing her caribbean woman coming back from market impression [aka kinda blocking the paps from taking pix of her forehead [roots??] , while showing the world how hot her tummy is again, those stubbly pits wouldn't even have been seen - she was almost home free!

does it really matter?

dude, quit picking on britney, anybody who knows about WAXING knows that any hair to be waxed has to be so long in order for it to work right. this woman is (minus the mental issues) bangin!!! and i don't care who you are, her music still rocks!

You people are all STUPID JERKS!

LAST!

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S WAITING FOR A WAX PEOPLE. THEN DON'T WEAR A FUCKING TANK TOP!!!!!!!HULLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Big deal, maybe the girl's been busy.
Unfortunately, she chose to wear a wife beater and was caught with needing to shave her pits.
Still, who can pay attention to that when she is looking so healthy, strong and beautiful.

I've never been a big fan or anything, but as someone who also suffers from bipolar disorder and is a recovering drug addict, I am extremely proud of her for getting help and taking control of her life back.
Go Britney =)

omg ARM PIT HAIR