Oct 7 2008Britney Spears can wear outfits

These are shots from Britney Spears' upcoming video "Womanizer." Here's an exclusive rundown of her characters only on The Superficial:

1. Porn star Britney. "Did y'all just tape us doing it? Ha, you guys! That's gross."

2. Cocktail waitress Britney. "What do you mean babies don't drink brandy?"

3. Secretary Britney. "Listen, I'm gonna dance for y'all and we'll just forget I tried to photocopy a pizza. Womanizer, womanizer, please don't dock my pay-anizer."

Photos: E! Online

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no way in hell - FIRST???? :O

so wait...she takes it up the butt in this new video?

I wonder if my wife will let me call her Britney tonight when we have sex on our new couch? This chick is getting hot again!

she takes it up the butt in every video.

i'd hit it back to louisiana

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks soo fucking hot

Seriously... that mohawk guy in the 3rd pic would never fly in 99% of professional offices... just sayin'

I have to say, I already notice that she looks like her old self..full of life. Not lifeless like last year.

Holy fucking shit. She is so hot. I'd hit it, and I'm a straight chick.

So, Madonna fails to crack a political joke about Sarah Palin and the Superfish fails to crack yet another Britney joke.

I'm SO not surprised.

whoever her video handlers are, they need to follow her around 24/7 so she doesn't look like a greased-up taco turd all the time.

She looks like a klingon in the second picture.

Who the hell kisses Madona after the 1980's.........

too bad her vag looks like roast beef thrown on a wall. thanks to her i can never go into quiznos ever again without getting sick

Sorry but why does everyone say she looks good?
she looks fat in middle pic. Her huge tree trunk linebacker legs are bulding through her pants. Plus she has no hip to wait ratio. She looks like a chubby tranny.

Satisfying her wig fetish, I see.
Where is pic #4 - her in the pink wig emulating a washed up pop star boning some raghead paparazzi?

oMG Y'all haters r soo jelois of her, cuz she is skinny and pretty and a great singer and a cool mom. get a life loosers!

eh one step closer trying not to look like her original train wreck self...

I'm looking forward to watching your new video Britney. From what I've heard already of the single on the charts, it's going to be a deadly vid to watch. Welcome back pop princess, the throne at the top has been empty without you.

Randal

Wow... she looks great. Hopefully the video will be like her old self with great dancing and all, and I can begin to get the old image of Britney Spears back into my head!

one word for you: PHOTOSHOPPING

http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/just-a-little-photoshopping---

Heard a great joke today:

What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??

Give Up??

Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!

Hey-oh!!

Good Lord, she's hot again!

Britney is a beautiful girl. I saw her profile with photos and videos at **Fitness Loving. Com**. There also has some hot celebrities there. It's said that Anglina signed up there and started a new blog. We can signed up for chatting with them. It's also free.

shes so fuckin hawtt
dont hate
shes bak bitchess

wow
team brit for LIFE.

STFU Randal!!!
All you bitches are soooo fuckin stupid!!!!
God!!!
That bitch is still fuckin through!!!!!

#15 I love you

Can't we get back to Lindsay and Tara?

You cannot denys she look beautiful!

So Britney is supposed to be playing a porn star. The problem is that she can't quite pull it off, though, because not even male porn stars would be willing to have sex with, or touch that FAT slab of torso she's displaying in that picture. Too bad for her. Shitty song, and she's ugly and FAT in it. Oh well.

are we supposed to rejoice because she is skinny again?

With her kind of money, she knew she could bring it back anytime she felt like it, which is why she still wears that "piss off" look in every pic taken of her... she can even buy a new waistline...

can i just say

she looks hot again!

SHE WAS GLAD THE FART WAS OUT, folks!!

What many people don't seem to realize is that she has around 34 stylists controlling every little piece of her while she shoots such a movie! No wonder they can make her look decent again - what is shocking is that she still looks kinda crap......

Yes I can deny, she looks good, because, she actually looks ugly and fat. Too fat to be a popstar, and with no talent either.

SHE WAS RELIEVED THE FART WAS OUT, folks!!

15- not everyone is into chicken legs and birthing hips. You prob think Samantha Ronson in a bikini looks good.

i'm glad she is doing well. hopefully, she'll continue.

ops! lo hizo otra vez...

I don't understand how people could say she was ever fat. I don’t think someone who only gained the appropriate weight after giving birth deserves that. But if she looked anorexic, oh hell no people will still be talking madness. I think Britney is doing a great job reinventing her.

#30 OH yes I can deny it.
#31 HAHA true
#39 Yes I do think Samantha Ronson looks much better in a bikini than Britney.

I just to myself:

Is this how the royal music family really goes?

That does make MJ the mommy, Madonna the daddy and Britney their off spring?

And we EXPECTED HER not to get fucked up somewhere along the way?

Compared to those two, she's doing JUST FINE =)

43- you're a freak.

31- your name fits your comment. Britney is an extraordinarily cute girl, thats why she has a diamond record... she is just a little lazy about her appearance.
43, you are a sick freak, Samantha Ronson is the ugliest sickliest creature I have ever seen.

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