Oct 24 2008Billy Ray Cyrus gives Miley 'the talk'

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Looks like Dad already failed if the tramp is carrying around a fucking foo foo dog with her. Oh well - hello pr0n.

Nice boots..

Of course I finished by saying what I always say to her: "them thar tits, that thar mouth, that thar hineyhole, that thar poon -- THEY'S ALL MINE AND DONTCHU FORGET IT!!!!"

9th you dirty whore

Dude is still an unfit father letting his 15 year old daughter date a 20 year old fruitcake.

When I'm president I'm gonna invite her to the White House and fuck the shit out of her. "Bring her to the big house so's I can fuck her tonight" - does that ring a bell, good ol' boy?

I'm Brrrrrraaaaaaapppp Obama and I approve this message.

OK... I used faked info to do this comment. I drink and I do coke.
I consider myself responsible. My wife does everything with me. And we enjoy life. Do some coke once a month and fuck like crazy bunny rabbits.

Even though I've snorted coke out of a carpet, (hey, it was really good coke). I would have washed my fucking dog. Poor little bugger doesn't deserve that treatment,

P.S. Fuck the FBI and CIA. I'm not American. No need to investigate this post.

OK... I used faked info to do this comment. I drink and I do coke.
I consider myself responsible. My wife does everything with me. And we enjoy life. Do some coke once a month and fuck like crazy bunny rabbits.

Even though I've snorted coke out of a carpet, (hey, it was really good coke). I would have washed my fucking dog. Poor little bugger doesn't deserve that treatment,

P.S. Fuck the FBI and CIA. I'm not American. No need to investigate this post.

Wow, he mentioned Jennifer Aniston and he got her haircut from "Friends." Dude seems a little obsessed with her.

OK so just screw this... last post was meant for the Gary Busey thread.

I tried 6 times to post this in the other thread because Firefox and NoScript were screwing with me.

What happens? It Gets posted in the little tart's thread. Great, fucking great.

Hey TS, where ya been??

#12 you are full of shit little boy and off topic.
Coke gives you a noodle dick - good try though tough guy. Try your right hand today for a change of pace buddy.

He still didn't give her the straight shit. He should have said "Miley, sweetie, I love you more than anything else in the world. But here's the thing - you getting ugly, fast. Fuck up this cutesy-teenie role model crap and you're done. In 3 years you'll look like the ugly troll sister of that ugly troll Hayden Panettiere. If you have to fuck that redneck boy, make sure you use protection. If you get pregnant, your life is over. Plus I'm pretty sure he has HIV or is trying his best to get it."

#17, only if you do way too much

This is a great picture of Miley and Tinkerbell. The dog looks cute too.

But if you do too much heroin, you end up raising a kid by yourself. Poor kid.

the funniest and most full of shit part: " We brought Miley up with good morals and strong religion." LOLOLOL.

sadly, i'm from the fucking bible belt. and yes, i say fucking bible belt, because that is what all the kids are doing out here. what these stupid ass christian parents don't realize that when their kids are around 14-15 years old, they start sucking dick, they get drunk at parties, and they are fucking in cars, but they try to keep the noise down so the parents don't hear. that's normally on friday and saturday nights, while those same kids are in church sunday morning. and normally, the craziest fucks on the ones raised with the most religion. so parents, quit fucking your children up please.

Sorry Billy Ray, but that girl is itching to make the bed spring sing the song of mercy....

(Overheard backstage after 'the talk')
Miley : Daddy that wasn't me into 'sleep around' thing. Really ! It was umm... Hanna Montana.
BRC : Look you spoiled brat - I'm not as retarded as those morons on our show. See this ping-pong racket ? It's going to achey breaky your ass.

That photo looks like some pedophile who's just picked up an immature kid who is about to be raped and brutalized.

Have fun, swetie!

That's very true for the Catholic girls - they're always the first to go ATM.

I love how they keep throwing shit like this out there. Her star power is gradually fading, yet they shove this little kid down America's throat because she brings in the bank. I hardly think she'll be ANYTHING like Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston... ever. In twenty years, she'll be doing come-back tours like New Kids on the Block are doing right now to pay for BK costs and drug addictions. Fuck the whole lot of them.

Melissa needs to get laid.

@17. Due to an unfortunate accident this got posted in the little cunt's thread.

It was meant for the Gary Busey thread. Whom I consider an excellent actor.

And like like #19 said. "only if you do way too much".
If done in moderation and with your partner. It's better then Viagra.

If she only does anal can she still claim she's a virgin?

He already fucked her so what is the point. I hate all this false image shit. Fuck you Hollywood!

IT'S MILEY!

I would love to give her the talk....while my cock is in her mouth.

Jennifer Aniston has a career?

Wow, that's news to me. Only thing I've seen her in in years has been the tabloid pages.

This was a really wierd thing to blog about. Whoever made the decision that this belonged here should be mocked publicly.

Everyone loves her....

Uhhhhh, no, not everyone. I hate her with the white hot passion of a thousand suns.

He is worried because if his meal ticket pans out he'll have to rely on the royalities of Achy Breaky Heart and that doesn't even by a can of Crisco anymore.

"Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like JULIA ROBERTS or JENNIFER ANISTON or someone like that." Yeah she's exactly like Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston....shes a little no talent slut,with a retarded face.

Whoa check out his claw, he probably gripped her neck with the other. Looking at him you can just tell that he's a fucking creep.

Tabloids and blogs need to stop pretending this is a real girl with real teenage problems. It's obvious to anyone who can see that Miley's body is possessed by a 1,000 year old witch. At least 1,000.

No teenager acts like that, all seasoned and shit. Even precocious child actresses like Lohan and Dakota Fanning come off as awkward in interviews, but Miley is like Bette Midler in a nymphet's body. You expect her to say things like "I've been entertaining for nigh on four millenia now; I remember when King Tut asked me to put on a little vaudeville number, I had a cute little outfit made with a tight top and jackal's head and everything. But then they attached an asp to his balls and he died, that sucked."

Thats one proud papa right ther Yup, his daughters gonna grow up to be one fine country lady. hooooooooooooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeee, she's gonna fix my wagon, cook me up some beans, and milk my udder, yeeee hawww.

Um...someone want to remind me why a 20 year old is dating a 16 year old, again?

Who doesn't remember that first talk with their mother or father. Talk about an experience that's hard to swallow when we're young but puts a smile on our face when we're older.

Billy, you've been nothing but a great inspiration to us over the years and obviously to Miley. You've done a wonderful job raising her and wish nothing but continued success for the both of you.

Randal

Oh boy, what I wouldn't give to rail Miley in the stinker.

She has already screwed herself and Disney out of the full take. There is no way parents are going to continue to encourage their children to flock to MIley - when she is doing semi-nude photo-shoots, photo leaks of her being stupid, and sticking her tongue out provocatively at adult men.

If she hadn't shown her redneck roots so willingly, she could have easily been a billionaire in just a couple of years, now as it is, look for her to complete a career crash-n-burn in a matter of weeks/months.

All those racey pictures aren't enough to disqualify her as a role model for young girls...?

Didn't he already use all 3 of her holes?

Cant wait til she does playboy. Im sure dad will make sure she gets a good deal.

# 42 said: "Um...someone want to remind me why a 20 year old is dating a 16 year old, again? "

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because she's still nice and tight? Are you gay or just a moron?

She wont never be famous like them actors listed. EVER. Or even actors listed in B rated movies.

Once Disney is done with her she will be a no body.

Really nice couple!!
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She's been humping that guy for a couple of months now but I'm sure she told him it's not really sex if she just sucks his cock or lets him do her in the ass!

I love her latest song.

Do we give a shit?

We're still waiting for the "WISE TALK", folks!!

Did that poser Billy Ray Cyrus the "statutory rape" talk too? I hate this little tramp, and of course my kids love "Hannah Montana", which makes me postal every time I see this little bitch's face.

It won't be long before she's following the Jamie Lynn Spears example of having 10 kids before you hit 30.

From the article, quote: "EVERYONE loves her and she..."-Billy Ray Cyrus

Ummm...No. No, I don't love her and neither no millions of other normal people.

miley dating this guy, NOT COOL! but she wears a purity ring( 4 those da's(dumb asses) out there it means she wont have SEX til' she's married)!!
SOOOOO.......... GET DIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD SHE'S NOT HAVING SEX WITH JASON!!! SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH 2 DRIVE YET!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
love, heather

P.S. LEAVE MILEYALONE!! OR I'LL CRY AND I WONT SHUT UP TIL U DO DO IT! LOL I SAID DODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE

STILL BYE

I SAID BYE

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Miley is a trashy little, nasty, smelly, rotten slut. It's been awhile since she was a virgin. Please fade away, the entire incestuous Cyruss family. Bye!!

That sleazy Billy Rae bastard, and the mother, are the reason the girl is a sleazy redneck; just like the parents. And they seem to think her sleazy behavior is sooooo cute!

Not that it matters, but this little chipmunk is fucking and probably has been fucking and sucking for the last two years.

She is not cute enough to pass that "I'm a bible holding virgin." Britney played it off well with those huge Bambi eyes of hers and...well...Britneys lovely. Miley is just a mess.

OMG..., you are so sweet..I, one of your fans, found the blogs you posted several days ago on the website AgelessOnly.COM. You also disclosed your relationship with your soulmate. Sounds wonderful.

you can see if the girl is virgin is through her body physique, miley is not virgin anymore

i love your boots and your dog!!

who says what i dont care !
i am 22 year boy from India. I love Miley too.. she is diva.
many of her acts in Hannah is straight from heart. she is still innocent
she is best
she is best
she is best

many are making stories about her and her character.......... SO SICK
BUT I STILL RESPECT YOU MILEY
YOU ARE BEST

THEY WANT YOU TO STOP
BUT DONT STOP IT PROVES SOMEONE IS SCARED OF YA

you be best
i pray you become number one singer actress
even i wish you get OSSCAR soon.

you are ideal and always you will be.

i love you respect you and always do it
ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND RESPECT YOU MILEY..... !
GOOD LUCK

hi miley i am a big fan am 11 years old and i want to talk to you

Okey u god dam ass holes miley is a virgan. The way someone looks is not how you tell if some one is not a virgan for goodness sakes when you lost your virganity did you get freakishly tall and slender instead you gained weight and diss people can actually keep there virganity till' marriage!!

Fuck You All Miley Rocks!!