Oct 3 2008Beyonce in a bikini

no ass shot = why bother.
And F the next one who writes FRIST!

not hot!

Shes fucking hot.

Are all those body guards really necessary?

That's the most colorful wrapping I've ever seen for sausages.

Great! her best asset she got half a mumu over it...but im not feeling it though...

Unlike Sarah Palin at her beauty contest, Beyonce had the good sense to cover up her big fat ass.

ehh. she's no halle.

WHAT??? She must be in a bad part of town....if she needs that many Secret Service peeps to protect her!!! Geez...why wouldnt she go somewhere more private

It's been awhile since we've laid eyes on you Beyonce, the very one that put Destiny's Child, by far the best female R&B girl group of all time. You still look as feminine as the first day you arrived on the scene, strutting your stuff in those high heels, your horse thighs shaking and your hair full of bounce.

Hope you and Jay-Z are still doing your thing. These are for you, beautiful. xoxo

Randal

She looks hot but why the hip scarf?

She looks sturdy, good for both working in the field and child bearing. But I'd have to look at her teeth before we discuss price.

Ah, well, it's 2008, isn't it? I suppose that's enough reminiscing about the good old days in small town America.

What's with the entourage?
I'm sure that isn't necessary, hahah.

@11
The hip scarf is to cover up her newly developed cellulite.

bitch got FAT! Stop eating all them ribs!

It's nice, for once, to not see tits on a platter or ass on display. I think she looks great. Elegant, feminine. A real lady.

I'll tawk straight to ya - I just dowt like those colored people. It's nawt how Gawd made us, dontcha know. You should hear Jawhn McCain tawk about them *wink*!!!

Hey looky there - it's Russiah!

She definitely should not leave home without the weave and makeup. Ewwwww!

#16 - is Putin rearing his head and coming into the airspace of the United States of America, to drop a nook-you-ler bahmb on us? Or is he making one of them thar Eye-rackies do it?

If they're going to dress it up, they might as well give it an organ to grind. People would give it money!

I just...it's just...I don't want to sound...I just think...how can I put this?

I wish I lived in a country with no Negroes.

She's attractive in that dumb, hot, texan sorta way. Just like Jessica Simpson!

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable trolls/SueMe battle...

Her face without make up looks like Freddy Krueger. And why the ass scarf, you ask? It obvious by the massive shape underneath the scarf, and those beef thighs growing from underneath it, that she has hips fatter than a sumo wrestler. And enough cellulite to cause an earthquake.

@ 21 funny i was just thinking when are all the white people going to die by the hands of those they abused and raped and oppressed since they left the caves.... lol funny it would be every race tag teaming that ass.... maybe a few white woman will jump ship since they already seem to be doing so.... sorry tiny dick. PS im not really racist but white people who say that kinda of shit should hang by their entrails. very brave pinky over the internet very bold indeed but will the white man say that i south central? thats a negative. so stop talking out your busted anus, and being a cyber gangster/ neo nazi. you want to fuck black women but cant, evidence? 99.9% of african americans have anglo saxon in their bloodline and thats a fact to somebody's was doubling up on the lynching and fucking our great great grandmothers not bad for "jungle monkeys" if you couldnt stop raping us, lol and dont get me started on 2008 you want to be us, fuck us but still closet case hate us lol irony. just some fat to chew, just some major fat to chew my little dick friend.

Randal!!!!!!!
STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That bitch is fat!

#23 - Ummm you got it all wrong. It's Jungle Bunny and Porch Monkey. You can't combine the two. They each stand alone.

#23 I'm black, and you are crazy.

#26 I'm black and endorse #23's post.

Hilary/Palin 2008!

No boobs, giant hips, bad weave.

smokin hot? what the fuck are you smoking. bitch looks beat.

@23 it was not always rape plenty of documented cases of white SIR keeping a black family on the side. Beyonce clearly has a very high percentage of European genetic material such light skin and European features, I hardly would call her black, but in America you mostly go for the "one drop" rubbish it seems.

16- your comment if by far the worst thing i've ever seen. nice try. with a rock like that on her finger, she could give a fuck about her hips much less a sarong.

Is there a contract on her life? She has more protection than the President

It's funny when the losers try to play the race card

You know...I've been REALLY happy not seeing beyonce in the lime light.
For a while there she was EVERYWHERE and all i wanted to do was shoot myself in the head...nah - i think i'd shoot her instead
my goodness...and now shes back...and not looking all that great
and i agree with those who said it - are all of those bodyguards REALLY needed...i think some people have forgotten you.

Now not only can you not make fun of Saint Obama, but you cannot make fun of any black person without being called a racist even if the joke doesn't involve their race. The cocksucking liberal whores are insane

#32 theres a contract on her panties, that's why she got 5 bodyguards

Jay-Z is trippin'.

She's a worthless, talentless hack with the smarts of a fruit fly

MMMMMOOOOOOO

Most overrated cunt ever.

"Now not only can you not make fun of Saint Obama, but you cannot make fun of any black person without being called a racist even if the joke doesn't involve their race. The cocksucking liberal whores are insane"

Oh wa wa waaaaaaaaa! Mommy, hold me! Hold me mommy! HOLD. ME. MOMMY.!!!

grow a pair and stop whining you fuckin pussy.

Well about time you put some color in your news Superficial. Some of us need would like to see that more often.

I bet she's preggers... Jay-Z tears that up every night and you know he's not wrapping the sausage.

23 = troll bait

It's a shame that such a cute girl is getting poled by a thug n-word who could be the ugliest dude she coulda picked. Hell, she coulda had me!

#20,
Classic post.

She's cute. End of thread. Oh, fuck... it's the weekend and Fish can't post 3 pictures with unfunny drivel because he needs his time off. Therefore, not only is it not the end of the thread, it's just the beginning. With all the secret service, perhaps she is next on McCain's VP list when the cheerleader/beauty contestant gives it up. Darn it.

what happened to the original superficial writer ... who was actually funny????

Dass raht mah strong black brutha #23. If'n weeze kud o-ganize we kud kill Whitey! Wiff our unstoppable army of bruthas and white hos!

An' you KNOWS we can o-ganize! Wen weeze 2gedda we be smawt as a muhfuh. Why lookit how Affika be leadin' da way wif alla dey Space Programs. Oh wait.

Hey, duz we even have a airplane in Affika?

Whut duz we makes in Affika? Oh dass raht, nuffin'. Weeze jus' dig things outta da groun' fo Whitey. Weeze can dig FO SHO! An' we got BIG DICKS TOO. DASS da way to size up a man in da twenny-fuhst centry, by da size uh hiz DICK! Dat shows dat WE SMAWT as a MUHFUH.

Whut is da main expoht of most Affikan countries? Malaria? Ah b'lieve da main expoht of Sierra Leone is hands, since dey got all doze bruthas hands in bags over there.

Honk if you have hands! Or a car!

Dat look like wun nappy headed ho

Ted, I was thinking the exact same thing. Does that woman really think she can stand in the way of history oo oo oo AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

did it occur to ye?
ALMOST EVERY WOMAN LIKE IT TO COVER HER ASS, folks!!
.........FRUSTRATED?

Tubbo

Who da fuk is dis amazon biotch wif da clown monkey face?! I bet she smells like sheep.

finally her real hair!!! oh....that explains all the weaves

As common as dirt.

Can't these bitches go anywhere without their cell phones glued to their paws?

She looks like a monkey without all that make-up and hair extensions

wow ignorance really is a disease!!! America has too many racist. wow. Land of the free and brave (hiding behind the Internet)??? hmmmm. folks talking about buying her. lol LOLOL ... given the ring SHE is wearing prehaps it's the other way around. lol lol. racist people are funny ... lol lol lol ... then again she doesn't look like the type to pick up trash ... lol

wow ignorance really is a disease!!! America has too many racist. wow. Land of the free and brave (hiding behind the Internet)??? hmmmm. folks talking about buying her. lol LOLOL ... given the ring SHE is wearing prehaps it's the other way around. lol lol. racist people are funny ... lol lol lol ... then again she doesn't look like the type to pick up trash ... lol

Holy fuck there are alot of fetal alchohol victims on this site these days. You all must have alot of time on your hands since you dropped out of sixth grade

I just wet myself again.

BEYONCE HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THAT WAS MEL B . IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MAX FACTOR AND THAT POOR BALD INDIAN WOMAN WHO HAD TO SELL HER HAIR TO MAKE BEYONCES SUPER WEAVE CAN REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE. HOVA.

I don't like negroes, but I'd fuck her. (and feel just terrible about it after)

Kill all them honkies

Er, maybe she is covering a baby bump...?

Holy fucking racist. You people disgust me.

"You people disgust me."

If I only had a dollar for everytime I've heard that in my life....

#23 It's funny how negroes always counter so-called racist arguments by saying something like, "try saying that in front of us blacks, you'll get killed". Exactly. With blacks, it doesn't take much to turn you violent, which is one reason why we don't want you living among us, ruining our environment.

And what's this shit about rape? White on black rape is virtually non-existent. A few rapes here and there might have happened in the old days, naturally, but with nothing like the frequency of black on white rape today, ever since we were foolish enough to let you out of the ghetto. (and where's the gratitude for that, anyway? Where would you be without Whites?)

I AM SHOCKED BY ALL THE RACIST COMMENTS HERE!
I HAD NO IDEA THAT AMERICA STILL HAD SUCH IGNORANT PEOPLE

I AM NOT AMERICAN, THANK GOD!
THAT COUNTRY SURE HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS, NO SURPRISES THERE I GUESS

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT

BEYONCE? BEYONCE? BEYONCE?

Is it human?

Dear #16,

thank you, thank you, thank you.

#31, go fuck your mom. #16 is funny. not racist. not horrible, but funny. they were making fun of Palin. NOT anyone of any race/ ethnic origin.

#31 is a retard and should seriously consider committing suicide.

Also, who cares about Beyonce? really?

ALL YOU SAY SHE UGLY BE IGRANT RACIST

ALL YOU SAY SHE UGLY BE IGRANT RACIST

I wiped from back to front and gave birth to my boy Barack. I saw what a piece of shit he was and dumped him off to my mama to raise. Now he will be the first bastard Prezdent of Da You Nited State of Mairca

Way be dems fried chickens an wattamelon?

Talk about monkey face. How cute, kinda like seeing a monkey in the zoo. Sure enough, there's always some dgenerate, sex deprived and intellectually numb moron that would worship her because she is a singer.

We know monkeys can sing. Their choice of songs and background instruments is the problem.

You go monkey face!

I gots ta get me sum o dat booty. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM

Without the Glamour Shots team at her disposal she looks...

PLAIN.

She's a lot fatter and skankier than I thought she was.

Obviously the hip scarf is because girls with asses that size are always filled w/cellulite. They always look better with clothes on, where you can fantasize that it's possible to have an ass that size that isn't just a bunch of lard.

It looks like she's got a 5 o'clock shadow and good thing she covered up the chunkey monkey ass

We pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen.

Rock on #81. Sarah is the next Ronald Reagan.

And Beyonce well yeah keep that wrap cover-up going on.
Don't expose the tonage.

It's the American way.

Ugly legs, no talent, retard face......why is she famous?

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IF SHE WEIGHED 100 LBS I AM SURE ALL YOU HOMO WHITE MEN WOULD ALL OF A SUDDEN FIND HER "STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL

JUST ADMIT YOUR ALL PEDOPHILES WHO WORSHIP ASIAN WOMEN SHAPED LIKE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS.

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TATS RIGHT 77, TAKE AWAY GLAMOR SHOTS AND SHE IS PLAIN PLAIN!

David Beckham loves the Cock
Spencer Pratt loves the Cock
Shia LeBeuf loves the Cock
Roldan Sack loves the Cock

Hey! Why don't you get a few of the Sports Illustrated swim suit issues and save us from having to see this shit every day??? There HAS to more worthy celeb gossip out there...come on!

It's a topwater jig.

If I am elected, earmarks will be the SECOND thing to be exterminated, if you know what I mean, Kunta.

Raise welfare benefits now! Vote for Obama! Weaken America, elect Obama!
Jeremiah Wright for Secretary of Defense! Jesse Jackson for welfare chief! Al Sharpton for Education secretary! Mr. T for HUD chief! Louis Farakhan for Secretay of State!

MonkeyFace!

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

Also...

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

hmmmmmpppffffff....who is playing dress up with a monkey? is this another of angelina jolies publicity stunts?

Beyonce's not in a bikini if her ass is covered with a granny flower skirt. I hate it when cellulite chicks "discreetly" hide their fat asses with such things. Just wear pants if you're afraid of exposing the cellulite jiggling buttocks.

PS: Beyonce was hot six years ago but now she has elephant legs!

I'd let Sarah Palin lick my balls, but that's about it. I have no idea why she keeps referring to me. A chick as president? It's a man's job. Everybody knows that.

Too bad she isn't running for President, you ignorant slob. Your post might have made sense if she was.

DEAR FOOLISH BUTTHOLES: you who fell for the Hollywood hair weave, Photoshop hype of this flabby plain looking talentless bimbo - YOU ARE AS STUPID AS A BOX OF ROCKS. She sucks - stop trying to tell us she's hot - my beer farts are hotter than her. Assmunches...

I for one think she is the most beautiful person on the face of the earth besides me!!

Have those poor guys walk around in black suits all freakin day, in the unbearable heat.. Diva much, Beyonce? Respect for the hip scarf though, finally someone who understands that ass with cellulite and scarf is better than ass with cellulite stuffed in a teeny-tiny bikini bottom -without scarf

beyonce, you are a fat, annoying, disgusting human being.
the only good thing about you is that you were kinda ok in austin powers.

you're fat.
you're gross.
put on some more makeup.

OH FORGOT TO MENTION.... YOU RUINED THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER FOREVER.
don't sing it and show off the lack of talent you have.
bitch.

The problem is that she's covering up her best ass-et.

Shes HOT !!! love the multy -colored Bikini :P

XOXO

Her ass used to be decent with all the airbrushing. these days, they can't even airbrush out all the lard and cellulite. She's like Jennifer Love Hewitt except she's ugly and doesn't have the huge rack like JLH

Whitey : Them Niggaz is all stupid
Nigger : Easy to say when you are hiding behind an internet. Try saying that to my face.
Whitey : Easy to say 'try saying that to my face' when you are hiding behind the internet. Try saying 'try saying that to my face' to my face.
Nigger : Yeah. Easy to say....etc.

You bunch of silly fuckers.

@ #12...**She looks sturdy, good for both working in the field and child bearing. But I'd have to look at her teeth before we discuss price. **

Freaking hilarious!

I would drink your douche like champagne
I would collect your used tampons and display them en masse as a bouquet of red roses
I would wear your soiled panties, granny style or not
You are a queen
The brightest star
In my
Sky

Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. Obviously some sorry ass white boy who feels threatened by the masculinity of black men - like most whites - and feels that kind of offensive joke helps him superior even though he is weaker.

The fact that a famous black woman is on this site for a change - instead of the endless stream of nobody psuedo celebrity white chicks that havent done anything but sucked the right dicks to get on camera - is amazing.

if she wasn't wearing that 5 million dollar ring, which necessitates the horde of security, no one would know who this ugly fat bitch is.

"Too bad she isn't running for President, you ignorant slob. Your post might have made sense if she was."

Why do you think people are saying "McCain '08/Palin '09"? McCain's already showing signs of dementia. Even if he doesn't die in office - not exactly a long-shot to begin with, given his age and health history - he'll have enough "bad days," like all dementia patients do, that somebody will have to step in and make decisions routinely. That somebody will be Palin, who whined "How long have I been at this? Like 5 weeks?" when asked what she'd give up from the McCain/Palin agenda given that the $700 billion bailout will handcuff the next President. She fights when she feels strong; when she feels weak or threatened, she tries cutesy stuff (talking like a teenager, for example). Forget now - she'll never have what it takes to be president. She's made a political career out of dodging criticism with good looks and perkiness, which appeals to the aging men who dominate politics. She's a natural born local politician and an absurd choice for VP.

When we're elected, we will immediately return America to traditional small-town values.

Of course, that means exterminating all the mud people. Ran into many nigs or spics who went on and on with nostalgia about small towns? Didn't think so. Small towns are where the real America (white) remains pure. The cleansing of the big towns will begin on Inauguration Day 2009.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

> very brave pinky over the internet very bold indeed but will the white man say that i south central?

I'm not racist in the least, but if I found myself in South Central and needed to fight, as long as the guy -- black or whatever -- is man enough to fight one-on-one with no weapon, and his her friends aren't jump-in pussies, I wouldn't be afraid of the guy anymore than I would a white guy with the same body, skills, etc.

I was a bouncer in college. I fought blacks, whites, latinos, etc. No race is tougher than the other. It all comes down to the individual. And the worst kind of individual to fight? A boxer, plain and simple. A guy gets into a boxing stance and puts up his dukes -- black or white, it's probably gonna be a tussle. Especially if they get you on the ground -- most boxers can street fight, too, I've found.

Black doesn't necessarily equal badass (or big dicked or whatever); white doesn't necessarily equal pussy (or small dicked or whatever), so get off the race tip. It's ridiculous.

That said, Beyonce looks pretty unremarkable here. Like most celebrities, she looks nowhere near as hot in real life as she does after Photoshop and post production video tweaking.

@107 - "Masculinity of black men" ??? What is that exactly? Give me some examples.

God damn. It's amazing what a makeup crew can do to somebody. If I was on the beach I wouldnt even look at this bitch. Nice stumpy legs.

> Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. Obviously some sorry ass white boy who feels threatened by the masculinity of black men - like most whites - and feels that kind of offensive joke helps him superior even though he is weaker.

And this is what -- intellectual racism? Racism is stupid, period. The "masculinity of black men"? Does that include the gay ones and pedophiles like Michael Jackson? Come on.

Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: ____Seekingtall.c o m____ a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!
As she wrote in her blog: Love is in the air! People who's common bond is their taller than average height and a personal relationship is their goal.
Finding love, dating and romance in real life is enough of a daunting task itself; now throw HEIGHT into the mix and you know what we mean!

Is the superficial broken today? WTF is going on?

love the Letarte bikini she's wearing!!

**Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. **
How is this racism?? How do ya pull the race card on a horse comment?

**threatened by the masculinity of black men **
Are you saying she is a black male? i just thought she looked a little thicker than normal. I wouldn't go so far as to call her a MAN, that's rude.

Apparently your intelligence is farrr too great for me to even begin to comprehend. =[

reading this long thread was a good waste of 15 mins

I think the super-fish went out of business!!!

Maybe she's not feeling well in these pictures...

I know everyone is looking at her fat ring on her finger, but I'm just excited to see the necklace she's wearing. Her cousin bought it for her through the designer I work for, Heather Moore. :D (yeay shamless plug!)

Hey #20 what are you going to do about it? Until you make a decision too bad crybaby.

#7 Cindy, There's always some skinny, ugly and probably pale woman like you that's always jealous of someone as hot and successful as Beyonce.

Why not just STFU!?

Im cosigning for #123, and besides Sarah Palin really does look like a man in drag. EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Not bad for a used up 40 year old casting couch veteran.

I don't care what anyone thinks, and Im not gay, but Beyonce is effing gorgeous even without makeup or weave.

oh comeeee onnnnn.. ew.

the only reason some of you are sticking up for her is because she's BLACK. if she was a white woman ..and this ugly.. racism wouldn't even be brought up... you'd alllll be talkin crap

Not true Alisa...Im black, and I take up for white women as well. My main motivatin for taking up for black women is seeing the true racial comments (i.e. negroid/kneeger/monkey/go back to Africa) You know...obvious offensive comments like these.

Seriously, there's like 10 bodyguards in there. Who does she think she is, the president?

This is our land, who cares if we stole it from the Indians who were here when we arrived.

So what if we inject our lips and bums and burn our skin in the sun, we just want to look healthy and pretty. What does that have to do with being black/

So what if the Chinese and Japanese write most of our IT programs and we are billions of dolars in debt to the Chinese? That is why we don't annoy them about their human right records, can't risk them asking for their money back.

And those Russians?So what if they want to cage a few Assetian mmmmm.... Assetium, is that what dem der folks are called, gosh darn it, you know what I mean, white slaves.Putin knows I was only joking about coming over there. I wave at him every morning, hell I can see Russia from my house. Besides, we couldn't just prance into Russia, ain't no I-raq, the shame would be worse than that we suffered at the Bay Of Pigs.

Wrong!!! Sarah all of the earth belongs to God. When will people come to realize that?

you are all crazy.. i am actually disgusted to read some of these posts.. WTF is wrong with you. You are all the reason this world is so whack