Oct 6 2008Angelina Jolie's uterus on duty 24/7/365

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good one, ass

Overrated bitch!!!

Othe than the lips and truckloads of money, what the fuck is so great about this goddamned slut that makes out with her brother?

third !!! she looks good to me

third !!! she looks good to me

third !!! she looks good to me

If I was one of her kids, I would NEVER stop breastfeeding!

"Hey ma, bring them titties over hear, and let me milk you onto my cereal before Homecoming"

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

Karen, you are a stupid fucking cunt. Lay off the meth when you are posting and you won't look like such a fucktard.

I've dated strippers that look better than this skank.

Angelina, you make Brad.

Brad, you make Angelina.

The two of you are like two star clusters gobbling each other up and create this ever so awesome explosion that becomes even greater than the two of you!

Stars are born this way and the two of you are the biggest stars I've ever had the pleasure of writing to.

May all be well with the both of you and your growing family!

Randal

Angelina, you make Brad.

Brad, you make Angelina.

The two of you are like two star clusters gobbling each other up and create this ever so awesome explosion that becomes even greater than the two of you!

Stars are born this way and the two of you are the biggest stars I've ever had the pleasure of writing to.

May all be well with the both of you and your growing family!

Randal

I'm not surprised at all. Let them screw and pop out lots babies all they want, cuz!
'Cause when I go broke, I'mma let them take my kids.

Hey all you right-wing nutjobs, get used to these 2. Starting in January they're going to be the most frequent visitors of the many many many many many Hollywood celebs invited to stay at the White House. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

I'm sorry,but she is not hot in any way,shape,or form.She's a media creation.

That fucking bubble forehead,those dime-store rubber lips the vein-riddled clawhands all add up to fug.

Bitch is nasty,and you know without make-up and special effects,she is fucking gross without clothes on.

hateeeeeeeers!

yeah shes over rated but shes still beautifull

FINALLY SOME NEWS ABOUT ANGIE INSTEAD OF THAT TWAT ANISTON!!!! Keep it up!

what the fuck? STOP HAVING KIDS!!!!! you already have fucking 6 kids & there are millions more in this world. YOU DON'T NEED MORE FUCKING KIDS!!!!!

@16 - media creation IS SO TRUE. She really does not have anything going for her and now she is trying to fill her emotional void with kids?

Looking Fierce as usual.

STFU Randal!!!!

16, jealous?

it doesn't really seem that she is one of those ones that piles on the make up.

16, jealous?

it doesn't really seem to me that she piles on all that much make up.

Randal, i applaud you only because it would be impossible for myself to be so fucking chipper all the time.

she probably keeps getting knocked up to avoid postpartum time to set in. as if being a celebrity and bullshit human activism hasn't already spread her time thin, devoting time to 6 children isn't enough? vapid selfish cunt needs a reality check before she loses it and drowns all of them in the tub.

God she thinks she's just SOOOOOO seductive and sensous. *vomit* She screwed Billy Bob, so no thanks.

does she have any friends in hollywood? i think it's odd that you never hear of her having any friends. makes you wonder how likable she is. she seems pretty bitchy to me.

I hope her next set of artificial twins come out with Down's Syndrome.

That ought to put a sock in it.

So she is saying that breastfeeding is Natures way of losing the weight? Umm yeah, she is so about being natural, that is why she paid for her babies to be made in a dish and artificially inseminated. No way with her being as thin and sickly looking as she was pre twins she would be ovulating once a month , if at all. No way she conceived those twins "naturally" and since she is so about doing everything the way nature intended, why did she have a scheduled c section with Shiloh? No reason she couldnt have delivered her "naturally" right? And im sure that tummy tuck followed after her c sections was as "natural" as everything else this hypocrite does and says.

whoa...pretty vitriolic, folks. This is a woman who actually studies the world and puts in both time and money to make the world a better place. She seems( I don't know) like a decent mother. She gets some praise for her acting. And certainly she can't help the fact that she was BORN with those lips. I'd rather hear about her that many other Hollywood "stars" who do not much more than shopping and vacationing.

blondediva, I'm with you

Wasn't this the same woman who said just a couple of years ago that she could never have her own children because there are too many hungry ones in the world needing parents already?
I honestly don't understand how anyone can believe a word that comes out of this woman's mouth anymore. It seems to me that she is not sincere about anything she ever says.
#27- I've never thought of it before, but that may be true...

She is turning into Michael Jackson.

Nothing says class like tattoos everywhere.

Haven't we had enough of this self-aggrandizing stick insect yet?

YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, folks?

She's like one of those hoarder people, only instead of things or animals, she hoards kids. A collector of children. I think she's weird, and I don't get Brad P. at all.

ima huge hater, but y'all take the fucking cake.

1) she's got more money then any of you bitches
2) she's fucking brad pitt
3) she's god damn gorgeous
4) she donates more money then all of you haters make combined to all kinds of humanitarian causes
5) she could kick your bon bon binging, weave sporting, receptionist ass in a bareknuckle brawl

jealous much bitches?

What's with all the haters? Angelina is gorgeous and generous. #32, are you a mom? Cuz people without kids, aren't in the same head space. It's obvious that her adopted children and meeting the right guy, changed Angelina's mind about having her own.

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she is stunning. I am sorry, but anyone who says otherwise is blind with jealousy or love for their big nosed beedy eyed leather skinned man face.

I don't understand the hate - what have you done to make this world better? Have you donated money? Brought attention to the plight of refugees? I didn't think so.

Get off of your high horse.
They have the money and the desire to be parents, what is wrong with that?

lovely, #41, so money and desire is everything it takes to be good parents!

she is so hot~~
I heard she joined a club[ __"seekingtall.com"__ ]which is the biggest club in world for 18+ singles from different countries to meet cute girls or handsome men.They are tall and slender in build,hot and sexy.Join them,and go on have a look...
Good luck for you,wish you find your girls or guys.

LOL - ok, why is it that these lame ass followers insist we are jealous? Last I checked I didn't have to majorly alter my nose to be attractive. I am neither fat nor barren. You bitches are psycho and give women a bad name. What cause we don't want to have kids that makes us less of a person. Get a grip.
You are not giving your idol a good name with all this BS. Go rub off to your faded '05 W mag pics. Just make sure you get to you 2 pm shift at McDonalds.

She is beautiful, no doubt about it. Quite peculiar that she looks more and more like her wax likeness. Also, Brad and her seem to always have the same hair color! Pray that they raise solid children because unfortunately, the media circus will be following them forever more, especially their biological ones. That's just a fact. Look at Tom and Kate.

Umm, not that anyone cares, but her boobs are too small for her to be breastfeeding. In actuality she is having the nanny feed the babies formula. Liar.

I don't understand why she wants more kid.
But she is not over graded and she is smoking HOT

Yawwwn! So what am I supposed to say here? Am I supposed to say: Noooo! Angelina don't! You're sooo gorgeous, don't ruin yourself with more babies? No thanks. Angelina Jolie is not exciting anymore. Sure she's able to raise a billion kids, she's got nannies. They want a soccer team? Go ahead and be unrealistic, you idiots, you live in Hollywood dreamland. Go skip off to your third world country, and adopt and birth 80 more children.

It's great what they do. They help out. It's great. Really. I hope they continue. They just bore me to fucking death.

angelina voight... PLEASE... she's a very ordinary-looking person with a lot of well-done plastic surgery. just dig up her WAY-before pictures on the internet if you can find them. BOTH her top and bottom lip are fake, she's had a nose job, tooth caps, and facial implants. go ahead guys and procreate with one of these fake broads... your babies won't look anything like them.

angelina voight... PLEASE... she's a very ordinary-looking person with a lot of well-done plastic surgery. just dig up her WAY-before pictures on the internet if you can find them. BOTH her top and bottom lip are fake, she's had a nose job, tooth caps, and facial implants. go ahead guys and procreate with one of these fake broads... your babies won't look anything like them.

! what the hell is wrong with u people hate the women like that she has got a strong look not all supermodels are GOOD looking NO they have a good bone structure and a symmetrical face which is picked up by the camera very well some are ulgy but it 's not about pretty girl next door all american safe look by the looks of her 13 yr pic the lip and noise and eyes are the same has we grow older the thing on your face that keep changing are your noise and ears so of couse her noise would look different so to me it looks like unconventional beauty eather you areblown away by it or you think its strange and don like it but it is not something that is everyday but no matter what she has highly attractive menaning if u saw her u will look at her more than twice so if it is surgery it is fucking good so the supermodel andrina lima ahs fack green eyes fake big full lips face face cos what it to perfect !!!! sad i loveee big full lips that a lot of white girls dont have hate thin lips yuk!! big black women lips is the way so go inject ...lol fools

i know people should just get over it if she had been a supermodel they would be no problem with her looks at all not many high fashion models can really change their look because they were working has teens even younger and all of their adult life! it all about different looking unconventional beauty strange looking almost !!! but some people like difference some dont

eg i think she looks very strange dont like her look but she has something that is striking!!

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/880/Sophie_Ellis_Bextor_002.jpg

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Randal you SOB, DIE!!!
And FUCK YOU BRANGELINA for having a shitload o fucking useless lil shitters the world doesn't ever need!!! Btw ever heard of Brat Pitt wanting his own failed abortions center full of kids before he's jumped onto that aging cow? But I guess that woman could make Michael Jackson turn black again if she wanted to...

RANDAL, I gotta rat 'bout you 'gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
Why don't you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!

RANDAL, I gotta rat 'bout you 'gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
Why don't you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!

RANDAL, I gotta rat 'bout you 'gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
Why don't you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!