Oct 10 2008Angelina Jolie's much ballyhooed breastfeeding cover of W magazine

First!

First!

Meh!

I love her, she is just too good to be true...

In a very mavericky way, I just LOVE Angie and Brad - they're so PRO-LIFE!!!

Although, in the small-town America that is so much more pure and American and purely American than the rest of the country, the children they have who are darkies or slants would have to accept menial jobs gratefully. That's the rule.

Ugh, the fact that she'd have preferred to adopt rather than to have her own children is really annoying, especially after what she said about Shiloh (that she's a "blob" that's been brought into a privelaged life....some total bullshit.) She had to be convinced? Wow. Just when I thought that Mia Farrows was the worst inspiration model ever but here goes another one.
I feel bad for their biological kids that will grow up pretty neglected and messed up. Imagine Shiloh in therapy 20 years from now: "Mommy didn't love me because I was not a War Refugee and didn't pay for my college education because I'm already privelaged enough"

Look at that,the Queen of The Fug's feeding her baby crazy juice....

That's it?!?!?

Well hell.....

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She had a caesarean douchebag her kooch remains tight as a fuckin' drum.

Haus fraus rejoice...

Notice how she refers to her biological children as her "OTHER" children. She could've said that now she has three MORE children. 'Other' makes it sound as if she doesn't regard her biological children as her own. Wow.

When I see all the mixed raced kids and the do goody good attitude with this family I think of Captain planet.
...........Anybody else?

That's actually me. I have small hands. The kids get a bottle...this is my jamba jiggly juice.

Lucky kid.

I don't know if I could be any more sick of this skank than I am right now. She's not attractive at all, inside or out. My dream is for the media to finally tire of her and for her to fade away, never to return.

"One of the hottest women on the planet.."?? Take it easy!

"Wow. So Brad Pitt gets to have sex with one of the hottest women on the planet and what does he do? Turn hers vagina into a gaping baby portal. Jesus. That's like finally getting a Playstation 3 then shoving a watermelon through it. (I should write analogies for a living.)"
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Except Angelina had C-sections during both preganancies.

You probably knew that though and were just trying to find a way to work in something about "gaping vaginas."

I'm a girl and even I'm disappointed there's not more boobie going on. Plus, I'd really like to see the baby! She looks lovely and so serene, though, it's a beautiful pic.

She's MUCH prettier without all the harsh makeup. It's a lovely photo.

#6

You do realize she's had two more biological babies of her own, right?

#6

You do realize she's had two more biological babies, right?

Democrats version of birth control? Partial birth abortions...labor is induced, the baby starts its path into the world, the they drill a whole in its head and remove the brain. Yep, much better them liberals sure are "progressive".

Too think the fools who follow obama the new messiah don't look at what he realy stands for. Supposing a child would survive an obortion attempt obama wanted to pass legislation to deny medical aid to them. Nice and you people think he is so freaking great.

Perhaps her insight into parenting from natural childbirth versus adoption will give her the tools to reconcile with her father while he's still alive.

I would take her out for a drink and a drive any time!

I wouldn't clamp down on that tit even if I were in a "Grapes of Wrath" situation.

Oh dear god, the vaginal muscles are ELASTIC. Nothing turns into a 'gaping hole'. Moron.

I agree comepletey with #15. Maybe they will fall off the face of the earth and take Paris Hilton with them.

I agree completely with #15. Maybe they will fall off the face of the earth and take Paris Hilton with them.

You do write metaphors for a living.

This is one crazy bitch. Not as crazy as michelle though. She is crazy AND ugly!

She looks like a lactating Bratz doll.

!)She came to the realization that a birth child would be useful to hang onto Pitt-nothing more, and her subsequent remarks about and attitude towards her "other" child prove that. Her claims "after we had Zahara for a few months" etc-bullshit. They bought Z in July, she was pregnant in July or August for a "May" baby after months of hiding in Africa. Pitt later said she was pregnant filming JJ in the summer, there were no "few months" to come to a decision. The woman is a chronic liar and constantly gets caught.
2) Her lips have been even more pumped up, and she is not "breastfeeding", any mother can recognize this-the child is too far down. What a fraud these two are-a dangerous fraud because the dim witted continue to buy their lies and third world countries continue to sell them children to exploit.

She is so hot. Beautiful photo!

I think that she's self absorbed, and is going through these babies as a way to feel better about herself. She will probably be a great mom for the moment, but when times goes by and she's got about a dozen, and her "mommy instincts" are a bit faded -- maybe she's even a bit bored, off of Brad Pitt -- that's when I think the kiddies might suffer. Several "Mommy Dearest" coming out ...

Incredible Photo. Thanks a lot!
Love them.
May God bless them!

It never ceases to amaze me what this woman will stoop to just to get attention.

She's just perfect! I love Anjelina Posts..<3 Hate Hydrogel butt Aka Kim K

She's just perfect! I love Anjelina Posts..<3 Hate Hydrogel butt Aka Kim K

She looks pretty

#22 - you are a fucking idiot. it is actually impossible for obama to lose to palin. want to know why? because he is running against john mccain!!!!!

and i am a democrat...and my idea of birth control is called estrostep. its a birth control pill. funny. nothing like a partial-birth abortion, is it?

frakin sweet!

#22

Looks like you survived the abortion and lost the ability to spell in the process.

Angelina got pregnant with Shiloh in September '05. She and Lucy Damon were due on the same day. Shiloh was delivered 3 weeks early by C-section. Most C-Sections are done early to avoid Mum going into labour.

Agreed #32. She lies constantly and she is a HUGE hypocrite. She once said in an interview in a very condescending tone that after meeting people who have watched their whole families be killed in front of them that she no longer values material things, yet she lives in a 70 MILLION dollar chateau, owns about 6 other multi million dollar properties, two airplanes and more designer shit and belongings than a shopping center. She has visited refugees in Iraq and pretends to care about the causes she says she cares about yet she would consider voting for McCain, that shocked the hit out of everyone even the republicans and I think even if people are happy that she would vote McCain it proves what a phony she is. She has two persona's the attention whore who fucks around with taken men (brad wasn't the only one, Billy Bob was with Laura Dern who found out via the media that he had ditched her for Veingy) , is as vain and self absorbed as Paris Hilton and whose a materialistic self involved brat with Daddy issues AND the phony mother earth humanitarian (and image that was enhanced as a publicity ploy to clean up her home wrecker image) and the latter is even more proof of her ego because her entire I will save the earth attitude is nothing but ego, there is no follow through she doesn't walk the walk, her materialistic lifestyle and political views completely contradict her so called humanitarian image. Yeah it's really fucking humanitarian of you to commandeer entire floors of hospitals whenever you have to bring one of your brad babies into the world. Angelina and Jen (both of whom I dislike immensely BTW) have both said how much Brad likes decor and art and how he has very distinct taste so me thinks he just wanted babies because they would be a DNA masterpiece in his ego driven little mind.
Speaking of her man bitch notice how it's always her that is bragging about her relationship with Brad and how he barely says a peep except repeatedly saying how tired he is. Usually when a woman constantly brags about how happy her relationship is and her man says nothing or just talks about the kids it's because he's secretly planning his escape and is just letting her blab and talk and shoot her mouth off like most woman need to. This will NOT end well. He went from one extreme to another with no down time in between. I picture them separating and him caring for the biological ones, the other children. She wanted a phony humanitarian aid worker to adopt have the third world with her and he wanted someone "hot enough" to make genetic art babies with so that he could do photo spreads in art house magazines of him and his stunning family. They are on different pages and they have no couple time for themselves and built their relationship on nothing, just attraction and intrigue. I just hope it implodes in their faces without hurting their kids, sadly that's impossible those kids are going buy a lot of time shares for a lot therapists.

I Also love how celebrities like this bitch wine about wanting privacy and how they are so hunted that they HAVE to sell pictures of their newborn children just to be able to do things on their own terms and maintain some privacy YET they do lengthy revealing interviews and pose for pics like this. You want your privacy you stupid pieces of trash? Then keep your fucking PRIVATE LIFE to yourselves. Fucking morons. When you behave like a spectacle you'll be treated like one. When you are overpaid and live like fucking kings and queens in a world which you are well aware is great need people will pay attention to the naked emperors of bullshit. The paparazzi is your own creation, celebrities are so stupid and disgusting that an entire industry of surveillance and reporting has been built and lives off their heinous idiocy. Don't feel sorry for their lack of privacy, they would shrivel up and die without all this attention, they are just so greedy that they want it all, endless attention but onl;y on their terms when it is convenient. WHAT A BUNCHA FUCKING HORSESHIT. FUCK YOU CELEBRITIES and you're bastard children too.

This is for the not named "BRAD PIT"-foundation?

In response to 44, you're kind of angry, huh

In response to 44, you're kind of angry, huh

slut. get married to your bastard children's father. if he really is their father.

Everything has to be political.

Luv #44's comments. All true observations and refreshing to know that others notice this hypocritical freak's exhibitionist ways. A total freak who is Freud's dream patient. Gobbles up children b/c of her emotional needs.

I have never cared for Brad Pitt, but I thought he was happy with Jen, and I thought they at least made a classy couple. Now he is with that slut with the big lips, skeletal arms and legs, with their herd, and I hope they get what is coming to them. I'm sure, eventually, one of them will cheat on the other because that is what they do. Especially, Angelina, maybe she will go back to her brother again. She is so disgusting! They are horrible parents so why they keep having kids, I don't know. The kids have no stability, they are constantly moving and couldn't possibly have time to make friends anywhere, they are always pictured eating junk food (which seems to be ok with Angelina, she bought her 7-year old child a knife, they are always promoting this or that (where are the kids then), what great parents they are! And now she says they want more. It's like it's a game to them. They are weirdos and disgusting! I guess in a way they deserve each other. Jen can do so much better. I think John Mayer is hot, and whether they stay together or not, I'm sure she will have alot of fun! And there is nothing wrong with that.

If these are Brad's private loving shots of Angelina, why the hell are we seeing them?

#32 and 44 are right. She's a liar and a fraud, it is creepy, like how the devil comes in the guise of someone pretending to do good

no one noticed or cared about her before she started the humanitarian act, her image was bad and she needed a gimmick

she never actually does any humanitarian work, just holds press conference when a movie is coming out, speaks out against poverty yet hoards tens of millions and lives in grotesque material excess

there are secret fancy restrooms in movie theaters for stars like angelina jolie.
http://tinyurl.com/6dxsrb

Angelina had c-section births, so what are you talking / writing about when you say so crudely: Turn hers vagina into a gaping baby portal. You base idiot.
And as for all the hate-Angelina / hate Brad comments, if Brad gets the dough for the pics peope want, then more money can be contributed towards the Jolie-Pitt humanitarian causes - and hey, whats wrong with that if some poor sods much less well-off than us get some good out of this??

@44
well said!

This ho is a waste of space. baby-factory and adopt-a-clinic. Yeah, this Hollywood crazy will be a 'perfect' mother.

I feel bad for the kids.

Only positive is that the African kids, while being confused about having a cracker Mommy, will not be starving to death. But they'll have to live with those names.

What she does with her kids,is her business.and as for your writing analogies...you can do better than that nonsense.Try...it's like getting a Playstation 3 and pulling out the original Nintendo system out to play.Wanna go older?okay.Intellivision ring a bell?Atari?Those last lines....were dumb.I'm glad she looks very natural and quite nice.

i think 44 comment hit the spot !!

i think 44 comment hit the spot !!

i think 44 comment hit the spot !!

i love sex angelina jolie

What she does with her kids,is her business.and as for your writing analogies