Oct 7 2008Amy Winehouse courted by Scientologists

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That must be false: She is not rich enough and a closet homosexual.

I see this as proof that Scientologists are trying to take over the world--they want to take use Winehouse's apparently indestructible body and brainwash her (although that may be a bit tricky since there's not much to work with) to turn her into the ultimate weapon. She'll be like the Terminator, only with more coke residue.

They are just trying to attract a better class of people then they have been able to so far.

Qualifications: crazy enough - check

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A collection of Amy Winehouse now and then slideshow

http://www.popeater.com/music/article/amy-winehouse-rewind/198656

She kinda looks like Mick Jagger in that last one.

Seriously, could Scientology be any worse for her?! I love this new blog - check it out: The Minister of Common Sense at theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com

Its too late.

She'll be dead by the end of the year....

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Remanence of early man.

Her bodyguard looks terrified of her

she won't be dead. she already is.

she has got to be the ugliest person alive.

One benefit: She'll destroy that church in short order. Nothing could handle a train wreck like her.

Chicken legs on sale.....two for a dollar!!!!

someone should shoot her. and scientologists.

scientology is a bed-shitting scam and fuck all those sorry saps that buy, quite literally, into it. fuck em all.

that's one ugly ass bitch

I just threw up.

she is truly a testament to what the human body can withstand and overcome

I don't think that is a bodyguard for her as much as to keep random innocent by-standers out of harms way of contracting some mutated strain of her disease of the day...

It looks like she is about to turn into the Incredible Hulk in pic #1. That ugly bitch is all green and shit. "Your not going to like me when I'm Angry!!!"

I hope she gets high on PCP and beats Tom Cruise to death

She looks like she's auditioning for the role of Rumplestiltskin.

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HOLY SHITE - Gollum is realzz!

She looks fine. What's the problem? Check out her legs. She must be hitting the gym frequently.

#26: really? she joined?
yay.

Doesn't this chicks record label have any control over her?

mmm...ahhhhh.... maybe not such a bad idea, considering....
Only thing is, Scientology doesn't allow Jews, do they?

wow she looks terrible, am I the only one who thinks 'jaundice' when I see those pictures??

where's that stupid cunt mimi to defend this crack monkey?

i agree with #16, the church will try to strip her dry of the rest of her money that isn't spent on drugs, and in return she will go batshit crazy on their asses. you can't keep amy quiet and controlled like you do all the other drones who buy into that cult shit. and after being exposed to them, do you think she'd keep any of their secrets quiet? the church and amy are both fucking clown shoes.

Look at the big guy's face in the back...he's like "WTF!"...I'm guessing he's either staring at a hairy plumber's butt crack whore...see what I did here...crack + whore... or thinking he would'nt even fuck that ass with that other camera guy's dick!...And the camera guy seems to think the same thing.

Looks like she did a batman right out of that garbage can.... maybe that's her dressing by her appearance.

Damn !!!
Mick Jagger back on heroin again?

Is her jacket caught in her beehive?

Amy Winehouse is a HOT MESS.

Zombie

Amy has disappointed me with her wanting ways. I am no longer praying for her.

Scientology just wants to milk her for whatever money she has left. Did the same to poor Katie Holmes who got involved with that gay Tom Cruise. Why do you think that Katie is in New York, she needs to work since they drained her finances.

She would say 'arse' not 'ass'

if thats the sort of recruit Scientologst want in there group thats fine. it just means a quicker end to tom cruise`s "religion." the sooner the better i say.

she is disgustingly thin. disgustingly.

BRAINS... NEED BRAINS!

That has to be fucking wig. With the way this bitch has gone done hill she has to be balding.

we wern't [aren't] supposed tp copmment

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

so anyway... someone said...

"Scientology doesn't allow Jews, do they? "

are wqe nearly there yet ?

are they getting that it'xs just a joke

just like the "real" thing

hello ???

starving people out there ?

can we help ?

shhhhh

10 bucks on Amy in the third round. I look for TCLTC to go out crying. Doesn't look good for America. Rematch with Harry Dean Stanton.

I like how the guy in the back looks like he has that "I just threw up in my mouth" look

Wow she looks worse than ever. I thought that was Mick Jagger.

Check her out on Youtube - 'later with jools holland'

Incredibly, about four years ago she was undeniably an attractive woman.

the best part about those pictures is SHE'S COMING BACK FROM A PERFORMANCE!!! she wore that shit ONSTAGE!!!!

AHHHH!!!

(STFG... u can look it up....)

When did Kim Kardashian lose 300 pounds??

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

#33,
LMAO!!!! Where is that stupid cunt mimi, always praying for AMY?
I swear from the looks of her, she needs all the fuckin prayers she can get!
You know, on second thought, those fuckin prayers aren't working, no need for them now.
That whore is beyond repair....somebody kill her...NOW!

Jesus P-Diddy Christ she is horrifying!

I think I'd rather bang Michael Jackson. At least, I have a *pretty* good idea where he has been. And on that note, I am going to go douse myself with gasoline.

pray for mimi

Amy Winehouse - zombie crack whore muthafucka - the diseasoid of Devonshire - you couldn't assemble anything as nasty as that on SPORE even if you cheated.

I think pic #1 shows that she is a reanimated corpse. "Fire BAD!!!"

Shes not dead yet.

Her face looks like it'd be a really cool and scary Halloween mask. Someone should contact Party City. Or one of those novelty shops. I think you'd have to have yellow scummy teeth yourself, though, to pull that part off. I love Halloween!!!

i officially feel sorry for her. clearly she is messed up but god - these pictures are horrifying. i hope she makes it. i know she's done this to herself but i wouldn't wish that kind of anger or sadness on anyone.

Wow she looks so manly....makes me want to throw it in

She makes me cry myself to sleep. Sometimes I wonder what I am going to do when she leaves this world and God takes her back to Heaven.
You people are so cruel when she has done so much for us with her gift of song.
Let her alone.

It's not even funny to look at her anymore. She's so far gone it's just sad. Appears to be on the brink of death and it seems her family is not really trying to help her. Get her ass committed!!! She is HARMING herself.

Good god! Is it me or is she turning yellow??? (look at her legs)

Heard a great joke today:

What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??

Give Up??

Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!

Hey-oh!!

she's already a crazy drug addict, why hasn't she been arrested for having all the drugs???

i wasn't going to comment on anything today but holy fucking christ those pics AREN'T photoshopped.

i'm going to go vomit now.

Xenu is the scientologist's devil. Does that make Xenu god and L. Ron Hubbard the devil? I think I need to buy some personality tests, e-meterings and super secret training sessions.

can any else see the hep c all over her!

This girl is so talented that anytime some story like this comes up with pictures of her body torn to shreds, it makes me cringe....what a fucking waste

This girl is so talented that anytime some story like this comes up with pictures of her body torn to shreds, it makes me cringe....what a fucking waste

This is a video of her back in the day when she was healthy and had a voice worth a damn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfBNBeVbOds

Love you amy.

this woman gives me the screaming shits

Fuck Justin Timberlake, this bitch is bringing sexy back!!
What's worse: a mindless, impulsive drug addicted zombie that has talent (or talent enough to make some money), or a mindless, robotic cult addicted money generator?

Gosh... she is so pretty. Im so jelouse of her teetH!

whoever introduced her to hard drugs should be shot.

I doubt scientology could make things any worse now.
Well, I guess they'll get her money and feed her corpse to J-Los butt.

YEP FOLKS, america is dying for another moron these "HEAVY"day's?

oh, amy... please whatever you do... don't join up with that fricken crazy scientology troop... i love you girl and you may need help... but don't get it from them!

Isnt she a Jewish? and why she is going to the Scientology group ?
Anyshit, I dont like her

She is gross! haha

Woah....

She actually makes Skeletor(Madonna) look decent.

Woah....

She actually makes Skeletor(Madonna) look decent.

Now that would be funny.....watching Amy get pissed off at them and whipping those Scientologist asses!

Man, I was just looking at a picture of her from 2004, and christ, how can someone rot away so much in 4 years?