Sep 23 2008EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Alba Bikini Photos - Now with more baby!
Alright, folks, this is huge. What you're seeing are EXCLUSIVE bikini pics of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas today with her husband Cash Warren and their rarely-seen daughter Honor Marie. But that's not important right now. What is important is A. That butt. (So that's what heaven looks like...) And B. I got an EXCLUSIVE. Trust me, no one's more shocked than I am. It feels like I just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it's my fantasy.

Reader Comments
1. CoolSAiler - September 23, 2008 3:33 PM
first
2. mike - September 23, 2008 3:33 PM
first
3. not first! - September 23, 2008 4:04 PM
Not bad for just giving birth... not bad at all.
4. Randal - September 23, 2008 4:04 PM
Jessica! You're looking beautiful! Love the hat, a style made just for you.
Congratulations once again on having such a wonderful and beautiful baby, it really is a gift and now you'll have all the time in the world to experience being a mother.
Send a few high fives to Cash for me, will you?
Randal
5. Jayger - September 23, 2008 4:04 PM
I can't believe she's actually smiling... and not too bad of a bod after popping out a kid.
6. vanessa - September 23, 2008 4:07 PM
she looks wayyy better now
7. Rough Daddy - September 23, 2008 4:09 PM
Wow she puts a lot of broad who arent even pregnant to shame,,,too bad her attitude stinks!
8. huh - September 23, 2008 4:10 PM
is it just me or does the superficial have a new unfunny writer?
9. supersex - September 23, 2008 4:10 PM
something coming out instead of most thing going in.
jenna jameson in the making
hahaha
10. OnlyGayEskimo - September 23, 2008 4:10 PM
She looks ADORABLE - 10 extra pounds of post baby body look really good on her.
If only all women looked that way post baby. Screw her for having such good genes.
11. KIM KARDASHIAN - September 23, 2008 4:12 PM
STILL NOT AS FAT AS ME!
Signed,
KIM KARDASHIAN
PS - I LOVE BUTTER!
12. Guest - September 23, 2008 4:15 PM
Wow. She looks better than most people I see on the street. She *does* have a personal trainer like 6 days a week, but w/e. This is INSANE!!
Good Job Jess!!
xoxo
13. Superfreek - September 23, 2008 4:17 PM
Wow, now thats an awesome body. She was just way too thin before, but now she is curvy and has some meat on her! Go Jessica, gorgeous!
14. Ferdinand Narcos - September 23, 2008 4:20 PM
At least,from that far away,you can't see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forhead she has.
15. Ferdinand Narcos - September 23, 2008 4:20 PM
At least,from that far away,you can't see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forehead she has.
16. hollywood_hillbilly - September 23, 2008 4:21 PM
That's enough out of you rough douchie. Karl Rove and Mark Buse are having a pig play party tonight and they need your skills as cornerboy.
17. Skeptic - September 23, 2008 4:24 PM
Hmm..hasn't anyone noticed she's wearing the same bikini Brit Brit wore?
18. ph7 - September 23, 2008 4:24 PM
Post-baby Alba = useless
Next starlet with nubility, please.
19. JimmyBachaFungool - September 23, 2008 4:25 PM
I would eat the after birth after she shit on it just to taste her pussy.
20. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - September 23, 2008 4:25 PM
Her poop now has a slightly lemony-mint scent to it, or so I'm told.
21. Dura - September 23, 2008 4:28 PM
Nice size cans now. Oh and #19 thats just SICK and I'm right there with ya.
22. Langon - September 23, 2008 4:29 PM
disgusting cellulite. she needs to lose weight and get a tight little body. her career is already in the shitter, she's going to disappear completely unless she loses some weight again.
23. Erin - September 23, 2008 4:33 PM
Her baby looks adorable!
24. sexy brains - September 23, 2008 4:35 PM
How do you have a body like that after just giving birth? Bitch.
But, she's using Hawaiian Tropic tanning OIL so in 15 or 20 years she'll be looking like a leather handbag and will probably have skin cancer, so I feel better. :)
25. Raquel - September 23, 2008 4:36 PM
YAY FOR THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26. yeah, she's hot but - September 23, 2008 4:38 PM
I SAID IS IT JUST ME OR DID THE SUPERFICIAL GET A NEW WRITER THAT ISNT AS WITTY?
27. What'seatingLangon - September 23, 2008 4:40 PM
I'll be in Cabo next week and I'll be looking for her and her Mexican nanny
on the street but maybe they'll just fit in with the locals.
She's still a beautiful girl.
28. Huh? - September 23, 2008 4:44 PM
I knew there was a reason i still lurked around on this site, and no it's the same writer he's just not gonna make a dumb move by making fun of what people want.....Read more comments.
29. Mistik - September 23, 2008 4:46 PM
She looks FAT!!
30. Captain-Insano - September 23, 2008 4:53 PM
Her post pregnant body is 500 times nicer than most womens never pregnant body. See fatties, pregnancy is not an excuse.
31. Mistik - September 23, 2008 5:05 PM
#30
I agree with you, but that doesn't take away the fact that if this was anyone else; you and everyone else included would be here calling her names…
Bottom line:
-She does look fat!
End of the story.. Away with her..
32. Loopylass - September 23, 2008 5:06 PM
Give the lady a break she has just had a baby and looks great for it still
33. pat - September 23, 2008 5:07 PM
Cellulite ?? (#22 Langon) Where? Are you just mistaking the water on her leg from the pool (or hottub) for cellulite?
34. Rough Daddy - September 23, 2008 5:08 PM
#16 "hillbilly" was that a suggestion or a request?
35. Yes! - September 23, 2008 5:12 PM
Much, much better looking and attractive than that tub-o-lard kardashian. Jess is a fine example. There's no reason for a young, petite, short healthy woman to have an ass the size of a Volkswagen like Kim K has.
36. Christopher - September 23, 2008 5:14 PM
Congrats on the exclusive... too bad that ass isn't in higher clarity, though.
37. Proud Mom - September 23, 2008 5:14 PM
Her body has improved after having a baby. I am petite too and my body improved after having a baby too and my breasts got bigger too.
38. Pat - September 23, 2008 5:18 PM
In the time it took to snap those pictures, Jessica spent more time with her new baby than Sarah Palin has with hers over the last 2 weeks.
39. PP - September 23, 2008 5:23 PM
#35
So true! It is amusing how fat chicks like Kim try to blame it on genes instead of the truth; they eat too much and it shows.
40. po0tie - September 23, 2008 5:26 PM
Boner!
41. sexy brains - September 23, 2008 5:27 PM
Not to mention that putting a baby in a hot tub is extremely dangerous. Their little bodies can't dispel heat the way adults can.
Celebrities are morons.
42. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 5:29 PM
Miley Cyrus is kind of ugly..
43. kol - September 23, 2008 5:31 PM
She all flabby and sloppy now. Her love box is now 5 sizes too big as well.
What a travesty.
44. jaime - September 23, 2008 5:33 PM
congrats on the exclusive. but if it is exclusive, why does splash news have it?
45. Jack - September 23, 2008 5:38 PM
Nice butt. Butt-ugly kid.
46. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 5:47 PM
I'm bored. Need some arrowhead I think. And where's minniememe with my jack and coke??
47. haroof - September 23, 2008 5:51 PM
this bitch is frigid with zero sex appeal.
i'll take jessica biel instead.
48. Jayger - September 23, 2008 5:56 PM
line the glasses up! jack daniels or jagermeister?
49. Elmer Palmer - September 23, 2008 5:58 PM
I wonder if she'd be up for a threesome with Supernanny??
50. mimi - September 23, 2008 5:59 PM
Let us prey!
I am praying for some cock.
51. Rough Daddy - September 23, 2008 6:01 PM
"jayger" you realize frist is laughing at you? fool...
52. Trev - September 23, 2008 6:03 PM
Too bad it's blurry
53. mary jane - September 23, 2008 6:11 PM
still hot...but ass is a bit heavy.
ugly kid. but ugly ones grow up to be hot. cute babies turn ugly.
54. Jayger - September 23, 2008 6:15 PM
that sound is people laughing at you in your Wonder Woman Underoos, fucktard. isn't it past your nappy time, tater tot?
55. Motorokr - September 23, 2008 6:24 PM
well not too shabby for just having a baby, not too shabby at all! I'm jealous of that baby... you all know why
56. Bill Clinton - September 23, 2008 6:27 PM
# 38 pat-What the fuck does Palin have to do with anything. How the fuck would you know! And who the fuck are you to judge you skanky dumb fucking, cunt dripping with std's, communist father fucker!
Sarah Palin is a Lady, a Mother, a Wife soon the first woman vice president, and in 8 years will be the first female President of the United States of america.
You pat will still be on the welfare roles and waiting in line at the free clinic for your Aids meds!
And Jessica looks great!
57. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 6:27 PM
#48 no Jager, whiskey and oxys...I wish....
#50 me too :(
#51 no, I laugh at YOU a lot though..
#54 nappy time for the roughster, Happy Hour for us!!
58. jt - September 23, 2008 6:27 PM
When is she going to hurry up and get nude in public
59. Jayger - September 23, 2008 6:31 PM
sharing is caring, here's a 'contin and enjoy my friend
60. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 6:40 PM
If only.....
Can't freaking concentrate on work today. This sucks, and the fish dood won't put up a new post, and I'm backed up here cause I'm sitting here all day doing nothing. GOD!!!! WHO NEEDS A VACATION??????
I do
Oh yeah, and my cat? He's got one eye.
61. kelley - September 23, 2008 6:57 PM
Where do you see cellulite, Langon, you jerk !! There is none; she looks awesome for just having had a baby.
62. monkeyfightclub - September 23, 2008 6:59 PM
The feast..... is ruined.
63. Jayger - September 23, 2008 7:01 PM
bummer, dude. poor pussy. it's almost happy hour!
64. farty_mcshitface - September 23, 2008 7:13 PM
this chick defines overated. she was never hot to begin with. nothing but a bony pair of legs devoid of conditioning and her face is simply above average (not by much). i see better looking women around campus every day.
65. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 7:16 PM
Almost Jayger. Do you live on the west coast too?
66. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 7:16 PM
Almost Jayger. Do you live on the west coast too?
67. Jayger - September 23, 2008 7:20 PM
Almost ... it's almost 4:20 pm!
68. FRIST!!! - September 23, 2008 7:46 PM
Pacific time zone, and yeah 4:20. Yep must be time to Marley..
69. Vol - September 23, 2008 8:40 PM
Do you think Alba likes the Oreo, Obama?? She seems like the type that would love Oreos....
70. Nikky Raney - September 23, 2008 8:47 PM
love her post baby!
71. Binky - September 23, 2008 9:24 PM
My sources are saying she's just in this relationship for Cash.
(Sounds a bit fishy to me)
72. Joh - September 23, 2008 9:26 PM
Hotter then ever & was way too scrawny before getting knocked up.
DO NOT STOP EATING JESSICA, for I simply could never forgive you.
73. meee - September 23, 2008 9:38 PM
really? "heaven" looks like cellulite?
i'm not saying it's bad since the majority of people have it, but cellulite never equals heaven.
74. Cellulite... - September 23, 2008 10:55 PM
Even though pictures were blurred.
I wonder how the thighs look in high resolution.
75. alisa - September 23, 2008 11:06 PM
you people must be really ugly and depressed to not admit that she looks pretty much perfect. I cant stand her... but her body looks so good.
76. whatever, yo - September 23, 2008 11:12 PM
THAT CHILD NEEDS A HAT ON HER HEAD!!!!
And Jessica needs to learn how to properly hold a child before she breaks that baby's neck!!
77. sebastianudo - September 23, 2008 11:33 PM
".....Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it's my fantasy." jajajajajaja
78. dara - September 23, 2008 11:39 PM
congrats on getting an exclusive!!!!!
79. HorribleJudgment - September 24, 2008 12:33 AM
Fine. Just don't turn into saggy Pamela. This one's for you Jenna.
80. Sarah Palin - September 24, 2008 12:52 AM
I once sucked off a caribou. I'm kind of a slut that way.
81. whitemind - September 24, 2008 1:03 AM
anyone notice that this is the same bathing suit as Britney Spears?
Anyone know where to get it?
82. HorribleJudgment - September 24, 2008 1:34 AM
#81--Don't ask. You won't be able to pull it off.
83. tc - September 24, 2008 3:33 AM
She needs to put some cream on that cellulite.
I am making some for her right now (and typing with my left hand).
84. Lmao ya - September 24, 2008 5:31 AM
it's said that her sexy pics were found at ___MatchWealthy.C o M___ the premier luxury CLuB for successful singles,reported by eonline yesterday! i don't know why was She there, looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? nobody knows!
85. Spanky - September 24, 2008 7:36 AM
I would have eaten her afterbirth with a nice Ciante.
86. gerard Vandenberg - September 24, 2008 7:44 AM
HOW THINK AMERICANS ABOUT THEMSELVES?(always wear a bikini?)
they think they can rule the world?
AMERICA CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE FOR THEIR OWN PEOPLE!!
87. Barack Hussein Obama - September 24, 2008 8:42 AM
THAT'S IT! Thanks #86! This will be the foundation of my new foreign policy. Wear a bikini=Rule the world! When I meet with my muslim buddy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I'll make sure Michelle wears a thong....WORLD PEACE through bikini diplomacy!
88. phos - September 24, 2008 9:06 AM
#86.. What in the world are you blabbing on about? Rule the world? Shit, you better take a look over at Russia on that subject - "the best way to protect the borders is to expand them." But, while we're on the subject, if I had that ass in my face every night it would certainly rule MY world.
89. jessicaimnotlatinaalba - September 24, 2008 9:09 AM
Is that her mom? Oh that's right, she's not Latina.
90. danr - September 24, 2008 9:18 AM
I am going to go punch my wife in the mouth, thanks alot ALBA
91. Cheech Marin - September 24, 2008 10:27 AM
I would ride her like a Mexican riding a donkey over the border.
92. pregoboob94 - September 24, 2008 10:36 AM
MILF MILF MILF MILF
93. Dr. John Thomas - September 24, 2008 10:50 AM
Yea! This overrated hack actually has boobies now. I never knew how someone who wears a 'Nearly B' Cup could call themselves 'curvy'.
94. AirMail - September 24, 2008 12:03 PM
Mosel tov on the baby! You look very happy!
95. John - September 24, 2008 1:59 PM
She was smart not to leave it any later. A woman's body can bounce back if she has kids early enough and 27 is already cutting it a bit close.
Although maybe it's a guy thing but she's certainly lost her appeal just knowing she's a mom :-(
96. Igor - September 24, 2008 3:01 PM
Enter now in JessicaBr.com
The firs site in English, Portuguese and French by Her !
Soon Polski and Spanish !
97. SaucyTango - September 24, 2008 3:53 PM
#22. You're right. When I saw the first pic I thought I saw "cellulite" tattooed all over the back of her thighs. But every pic after that was too blurry and far away for me to confirm.
98. TheJoker - September 24, 2008 4:00 PM
Just when you thought that ass couldn't get any juicier. Wow.
99. Mary - September 24, 2008 4:20 PM
I cry liposuction!! There's no way she's got her body back that quickly!
100. PunkA - September 24, 2008 4:49 PM
My wife had a baby the same time as Jess. They look about the same in the weight area. Give a girl 6 months after a birth to be back to trim and fit. In 3 more months, bet she is back to her skinny self. But she looks great all things considered.
101. ummm...yeah - September 24, 2008 5:47 PM
Shut up Randal...Geez, I Hate You!
Fuck that bitch...Who the fuck is she anyway?
102. eRRoR*0PeRaToR - September 24, 2008 9:22 PM
umm i know she jrecently had a baby.. but why are we praising a cellulite laden ass??
103. Kimmygee - September 24, 2008 11:17 PM
TO #33, The cellulite on her thighs are way obvious. Sorry if it upsets you hardcore Alba fans who turn a blind eye to all her imperfections. But that's definitely some cellulite filled thighs. And no, dripping water cannot be mistaken for cellulite (retard)
104. Da Man - September 25, 2008 1:07 AM
Wow. For someone whose body recently exploded, Jessica Alba is smoking hot. Nice comeback. This is a dichotomy. Downside is her cooch will never be the same. Upside is she cares enough about her body that she's already worked herself into shape so her body is straight. Good job.
PS: Another upside is BREAST MILK Jessica it's time to step up to this!
105. WOW! - September 25, 2008 1:49 AM
Wow! she looks great. I agree she's not from this planet. How the hell? Good for her.
106. iren33 - September 25, 2008 5:47 AM
I want to have the same butt!!!:(((((
#33-she has cellulite.
107. Aroma - September 25, 2008 11:56 AM
She does not have cellulite but I know you fat chicks want to believe all chicks have cellulite which is not true. Most chicks get cellulite and some chicks get stretch marks and no cellulite, while others get cellulite and stretch marks.
108. iren33 - September 25, 2008 3:39 PM
#107-"you fat chicks"???Who do you think you are,fucking moron???wash your Down's eyes and go to fuck yourself!!!
109. Dallas TX - September 26, 2008 9:50 AM
wow, she looks amazing! there's nothing else to say, except more pics of this!
110. pain - September 26, 2008 4:12 PM
looks damn good for having just shat out a midget
111. damn jess is sexy and she isnt fat ive seen worse...... - September 26, 2008 4:14 PM
jesus christ her and halle jus seriously made me want to have a baby.....
112. Pete - September 29, 2008 2:19 PM
#108
You are just a fat jealous bitch because you never had a baby and you are fat and have cellulite. Jessica just had a baby and she has no cellulite ha! ha!
113. EuroNeckPain - September 29, 2008 3:27 PM
Can't believe this ugly big thing came out of her ass.
114. Dicacio - October 4, 2008 6:35 PM
if she laid down and spread her legs in 'V' formation, all these guys talking all this shit would pop a hard-on before they could say, "i'm gay". lmao
you guys are lying your damn ass off! lol you'd hit that shit in broad daylight on a busy street during rush hour when you're faking the text messaging. haha
BTW boys--lesbians--wink! she looks okay for now. nothing omg special about the new butt dents and extra meat luggage per pound pressure. however, it did add more plump to her bumps, so we can look foward to some horny Director trying to get laid the "old fashion way" and showcasing Alba's new body tricks. haha
dayum, did i just make Jessica wet?? lol call me, hun. he ain't gna know :))
ciao arrivederci
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