Sep 24 2008The Pussycat Dolls pretend they're not strippers

Oh they're strippers alright. They stripped my heart right from my chest.

They aren't strippers, they are a crappy burlesque act. Hell most of the burlesque nights at my local bars have better shows, at least they take their tops off.

Their daddies must be so proud...

And somehow, i would rather be working....

the new superficial writer is not funny :(

Hot whores gyrating all day, makes the world go around...

I want shiny pants too!!!!! Where do you get those??

I'm baking a crockpot chicken tikka masala. Anyone want my recipe??

Talentless hos...id' do 'em

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God bless each and every one of them. Oh wait he already did. With nice tits.

ahahahaha these girls are retarded! they can't sing, but they're damn fine, so maybe they should stick to strippin

They have too many clothes on. Right now I could strip in 3 seconds.

This is how all the sluts in California dress. Damn I miss living there!

What's the recipe Frist ?

Doesn't strpping involve the actual removal of clothes? They don't do that, and that's why the PCD will never earn my love. Sorry ladies, it's skin to win. And your Bally Gym ads don't help. Be off with you.

Wow! Look at that talent!
You won't hear any talent in the shitstorm that they call music, but just look at all that talent.

Where's the hotty scientist chick with the pizza oven???

This is bullshit, you yanks get these superhot babes and don't know how to appreciate them and we get the fucking Spice Girls !!! I bet none of you haters out there want to swap either? Go on, what about just Nicole for the lot of them Spicys? Eh? No didn't fucking think so, cunts....!

mentioning little girls, strippers and future is incredibly not funny

mentioning little girls, strippers and the future is incredibly not funny

Calm down English bob and go beat off to Margaret Thacher...

srry for the double post.. my neighbor has to reset his wifi. still not funny tho

Chicken Tika destructions please Oh crock pot cooking demon. English Bob seems angry this morning....Love the anger there.

Walk around Hollywood on any given Friday or Saturday night and you'll see women 10x hotter than these hags wearing clothes 10x sexier.

#22 HAHA I love you!!!!!

I never really saw the appeal of them, either. I've liked a few of their songs, but that is about it.

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At least they know their role. When will the rest of American women come to grips with it?

Ok, just chop up a couple big chicken breasts, throw them in crockpot, then liquify like 2 onions, the chop the shit out of some fresh ginger (like an inch and a half of it, and a green hot chili, throw it all in crockpot. Then add a sm can of tomato paste, 2 cans of chicken broth, and some cu min, curry, coriander, garam masala, and turmeric, and voils. Set it low for about 6 or n7 hours.Oh yeah, and chop the shit out of like 2 cloves of garlic and throw it in.

I actually never made it in a crock before, hope it works out.

Wait... in the 2nd pic. That's not a woman! It's Freddy Mercury! But was he cloned or raised? In the other pics the alien image distorter was working again (They Live).

Would those bitches just settle down for a minute? They're always running around and gyrating and kicking their legs in the air and whatever else. Just fucking take a seat and stop moving around so much.

Cheers Frist,
I'll give that a go this week. I will need to get the bits and pieces together, should be good. I bet when I set the Crockpot going and return home, I'll have 20 Intel software engineers sniffing the door jamb. I'll beat them back with my Macbook.

Sounds good.
(I was checking my cupboard for some voils and then figured out you probably meant volia)

FRIST, Can I come over to your house for dinner??

FUCK now I'm hungry. I don't suppose you can microwave that? The extent of my culinary masterpieces are usually prepackaged and ready in 45 minutes or less.

I heard one of them was hiv positive,but I can't remember which one...need some help here

Yeah, sorry Binky, I suck at typing...being a secretary and all...HA!!!
Jimbo, come on over, there is PLENTY!!!
Jayger, yeah, no, you can't microwave it, unless it's leftovers, buut you can stop by for a plate. We are even getting garlic naan. YUM<

#10. Funniest post in this entire thread.
You other "Funny" posters could learn a thing or two...

OMG! who is there stylist?! horrible clothes!

YUK!

Frist I have a wicked bbq pork recipe for the crockpot. I'm all about slow cookin'.

OMG I totally forgot to mention 2 cups of plain yogurt!!!!

17 your boy Lewis Hamilton is banging Nicole so the way I see it you brits get to have more fun with our women than we do! The shot of her bending over poking her butt at the crowd, looking at them, and singing is just magic. Sing to me wih your ass!

The thought of Frist stripping is enough to make me wanna lay down and die.

ram punchington needs a lesson in what constitutes "funny". god blessing them with boobs would have been funny if one of them was sneezing or something. otherwise, it's like saying "these strippers are taking all the $1 bills thrown at the feet. yeah, taking them all the way to the bank!". you can't create your own set up and then knock it down brah, you gotta work with your environment and make your joke organic.

#38 boston freek, I'm ready!!

Man, that blonde chick needs to invest in new stockings...

Damn if I could I would but the drive... you know... I would go just for the bread. And I would have brought the liquor and party favors.

Fuck, Jayger!!! rent a sportscar!!! I't not done til like 6 hrs!!

What kind ofparty favors??

#41 Why? Are you gay??

cansomeone tell me why it takes 4 motherfucking minutes to post a comment on this motherfiucking site??

I concur...is there a new writer? What happened to the funny?

A strip club would have better looking women

unfortunately I have to fucking WORK today. heh... work. yeah, if i were actually WORKING

you know my kind of party favors! little round happy pills and wash 'em down with a shot of jack daniels. oh sweet euphoria.

They all look like something from Mad Max

Here are some quotes from the evangelical base regarding Spears pregnancy (click on name above). Anti-abortion and "keeping the child" is supposed to be core to their faith--so in reality, WHERE is the support? You would think they would LOVE her for this--again these quotes are from the CONSERVATIVE url posted near my name:

"What a slut, dysfunctional family."
7 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 8:25:20 PM by tennmountainman

"Fer Heaven’s sake! Where is a liberal to teach sex ed. when you need one?!!!"
8 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 8:25:30 PM by llevrok

"Our culture is absolutely bereft of any morals. I am sick reading this."
16 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:40:48 PM by rintense

"She is as we all are a sinner. Remember it is never too late to renounce our sins. I pray that she turns her life to God. If she is not ready for marriage I hope she will give her child to a loving family."
62 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:10:01 PM by lastchance (Hug your babies.)

"ll you can do is laugh at these morons and enjoy the sick entertainment they provide us with their train wreck lives."
83 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 8:05:44 AM by gore_sux

"Why does it seem natural selection is picking all the stupid people to breed? The movie ‘Idiocracy’ comes to mind."
100 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 9:42:24 AM by rintense

OOPs wrong thread. Ignore

Who are these fucking morons posting all this political crap? Is anyone going to vote based on posts at the superficial?

is it halloween already? what's with the skank clothes?

if i so much as even ATTEMPTED to get my leg up that high, i'd be in traction for the rest of my life.

OMG! The 80's are back! Somebody kill me ....Quick!!
Randal, I hate you, you prick!!!!

I am not gay Frist. Just the thought of observing a fat old cow without clothes is not appealing. I bet you have a gaping trench down there. With lots of hair and infected razor stubble. Twat zits and jagged labia are hardly sexy. A thick long clitoris bent to one side and sticking against your thigh, glued by old menstrual fluid although at your age that may at least not be so.
Now the thought of an attractive chick in the buff such as perhaps mimi...

Dang, all the strippers I've ever seen were on the "B" Team. I guess thats what living in Oregon does to you: You've never seen so many overcooked hotdogs.

be sure: THE "FUCKERS" are back, folks!!

Yo Frist.......okay, take a pork roast, I usually use boneless.....rub the following spices in: sea salt, pepper, cumin, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, put in the crockpot with just a little olive oil on the bottom. Add about 1 1/2 cups of brown sugar. let the whole thing cook for like 5 - 6 hours, then shred the pork with 2 forks, it should shred easily at this point. Add a bottle of your fave BBQ sauce, I use KC Masterpiece sweet & sticky, put on nachos or hamburger buns, it's wicked awesome!!!!!

I have an idea, why don't they quit with the whole "singing" front and just admit that they're really strippers. The whole world knows it anyway. I mean, they can't sing. Their music is shit. The only people who like their music are whorish 12 year olds, and mentally deficient retards. Just give up the ghost, girls.

The Pussycat Dolls are quite great! I could find their album on http://www.deezer.com/en for free and legally! Niiiiiiiiiice!!!

Guys, I don't wanna shock anyone or something, but what you see is first of all fake. Let me tell you this; I love Nicole, I like her songs and their choreographies, but remember that she BOUGHT her looks.

She's got an eyebrow-lift (which is very clear, you can look up pictures where she didn't have the lift yet), her boobs or done (lifted or filled with silicones, I'm not sure..) her nose is corrected (she was like a pig) and a few days ago I read her lips are done, too. How fake can you be?? It's obvious that some girls wanna be like her, they start starving themselves, and why?? This is the trick of showbizz, and the key to the succes of PCD. Without Nicole they're done. It's easy to look good in a children's body, which is trained every day with the help of a personal trainer. Little mistakes (the things that keep you REAL and unperfect) are removed or filled or lifted just by calling a specialist and throwing the money she earnt by stripping. Is that guys what you call HOT??

Okay, she looks very good right now but that's easy when you buy your beauty. Btw check her legs; they're not in proportion with the rest of her body, her legs are very short, that's why you will NEVER see her without killer-heels. And oh yes; I'm quite happy to know that Nicole is -exactly like me- 168cm (5'6") & 56kg (125lbs) :) That makes me happy :p

So, excuse me if I made horrible mistakes, I'm from Belgium so I'm actually Dutch.. Excuse my English!! And I hope nobody feels attacked about my comment xD