Sep 26 2008The Page 3 Girls launch things

First?

they launched a semen stain onto my pants.

so, this is your way of saying there's no more celebrity news, i take it

same old shit. who cares.

Oh my lord,,,her lower lip is giving me a nut-ache...

the blond girl is a little more cute than the other one ... in my opinion tho, they both have really thin legs ... but, they are both pretty ... and the outfit that the brunette has is super cute ... i would totally wear that (i would wear both actually lol)

There's no way these chicks are British.

They're hot!

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UUgggggg i just sprayed my computer with man-juice!!

THEY ARE WAY TOO SKINNY! OTHERWISE THEY'D BE HOT! I AM SO FUCKING SAD ABOUT THE SKINNY.

Super hot

The blonde girl's head is too small for the rest of her body. I don't know who these people are. What about the famous people???!!!

Whew! I like em!!!

I wouldn't mind having the maid polish my knob

I'll hire them. At home, when everyone else is away and/or asleep the girls can play! Yes!

Please, God, please help me get elected. I'll never ask for anything else. Again.
Now let's prey.

Is there a more winning formula then a lean bod, and mammoth sized mams?

Look at her holding that book....like she knows how to read.

page3.com worth the trip daily!

Monkey House.

Whatever they're selling, I'll take two!

The best things in life come in pairs... nom nom nom!

Rosie's in the French maid outfit. Her tatas are incredible.

Come on Fish....the only penis you posted all day is on Paris Hilton's thumb....show us some men!

No substance, no comment.

Randal

Eh, I don't see anything particularly special about either of them. Bore. Double bore.

The blonde one is so skinny.

The blond one is Rhian... and yea, you don't have anything else to write about or something? Why the fuck do we care about this?

and what the fuck does launching mean anyway? Stand outside the store and pose? I don't get it

Randal? there's room for you in a girls innercircle...unfortunately, youll be filling in as a shopping buddy....nothing else!!!

The blonde has a messed up grille and she looks stupid with her mouth hanging open all the time. The brunette pwns in this duo.

They look so young!!!

Oh yeah...and to the idiots who said they are too skinny: what the fuck is wrong with you? Either you're a fat chick or you're a dude who can't get anything but fat chicks. What the fuck makes them too skinny? Unbelievable how stupid people are sometimes. They would shit themselves if they went to a normal country that wasn't so overrun with obesity.

How are they too skinny? They're not too skinny at all. Would you prefer fat? But again, I don't see anything special about either of them. Double bore.

The one on the right in the first pic for some reason looks just like Jamie Spears. That's crazy.

i just want to see the top of their heads.

That blonde is outstanding! I wouldn't care if my wife walked in on us. It's THAT good!

Love the shot of the blonde with the riding crop. Ladies, I highly recommend you getting your ass softly whipped while riding a man on his back.

It really is something every woman needs to try.

I would add some pithy commentary here but frankly I'm too busy launching something of my own...

http://www.rhianmariesugden.com/

God Bless you Google.

Uh, the blonde chick looks like she's too skinny because her arms are like fucking toothpicks. My arms looked like that once--WHEN I WAS ANOREXIC!!! Not by choice, I just took adderrall and it fucked with my appetite hardcore and I pretty much stopped eating. But anyways, yeah, the arms on that chick are gross. If being as thin as a toothpick with huge fake tits the size of melons are the norm in other countries then count me the fuck out.

The brunette looks great but the blonde is gross. I'm sure most of the guys who frequent this comment section to rag on chicks looks OR talk about how they just blew jizz on their keyboards are hard-up-for-sex-morons who think that fake tits, fake blonde hair, and an anorexic build is the hottest body type in the world (which is probably why you don't get to blow your loads into anything but a tissue) and will, of course, insult anyone who disagrees with their media-induced feelings about what's beautiful and what's not

I'd like to stick my thing in their things.

that chick needs to put the book down. we all know she can't read.

what happened to the CELEBRITIES, mr. fish?

"the blonde is gross" "frequent this comment section to rag on chicks looks" "of course, insult anyone who disagrees with their media-induced feelings about what's beautiful and what's not" then it says "who think that fake tits, fake blonde hair, and an anorexic build is the hottest body type in the world (now comes the insult) which is probably why you don't get to blow your loads into anything but a tissue"
Dense. what a pathetic form of defending yourself before anyone answers, you must be incredibly insecure, after gaining weight from the "adderall" withdrawal, go study art or something easier.

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wow hottest post i've seen here in a while

Keeping in true superfish fashion, those girls are fatter then pigs.

I' ll take the bitches. But will the bitches take me?

[Insert images of hands making involuntary squeezing motion here]

Americans just LOOOOVE to launch.
ESPECIALLY THE ARMY!!

I wanked off many a time on the Midland Red bus Coventy Tech College to Linda Lusardi and other Page three tarts...Fap.Fap.Fap

@38 - one of the best posts i've ever read here. I'm not sayin the blonde chick is ugly, I'm just saying that arms that emaciated & tits that big is not only unnatural and weird but its distorted looking. It would be like fucking a cartoon or an anime,

Guys have got to get over fake tits already. And since when is having bags filled with corrosive, carcinogenic chemicals implanted in the body something to aspire for? Would you really tell your sisters or daughters to go out and get fake tits because they're less of a woman without them? Jeez...

It's nice to know my fellow Americans are willing to share our vast knowledge of spray tanning and boob fakery....

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT!

" boob fakery...." those are real yay.
That Vikki is, after Katie Downes, quite good looking, her lips are enticing, but... she's so young!.
"corrosive, carcinogenic chemicals" It's not corrosive,as it is stored in plastic, since when is the filling carcinogenic, some are even saline. Carcinogenic? only if you burn it and smell the fumes... again.

blonde can do with a paper bag over her face

@53 Just wondering...do you think female genital mutilation carried out in African & middle eastern countries is a barbaric & ridiculous cultural practice which reduces the females' capacity to enjoy sex...? If disagree with that practice then...

How is getting breast implants any different? There are so many class-action law suits that sue the manufacturers of implants, and the doctors who implant them, for all the fucked up complications that arise, such as (painful) breast hardness and leakage. Not to mention the complete loss of breast sensitivity which is an inevitable outcome. When having sex with a woman with implants you cannot rest your weight on their chest, as this too is painful for them as the implant presses against the bone.

Getting implants reduces a woman's capacity to enjoy sex.

EEEWWW, great to see the 'Auschwitz with tits" look has made it across the Atlantic. If that blonde didn't have implants, she'd look like "feed the children" ad!

RIP Paul Newman. <3 Age 83.
Fish, you always take off when people die.

Very beautiful pictures of this 2 Gils.
i have seen more pictures on http://www.redtube.to

Those girls are butterfaces

Those girls are butterfaces

She's no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don't really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.c o m__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!

That's not lingere - hell I've seen more risque' crap on the streets of San Francisco

Thems party digs !!!!!

Rodney Dangerfield had a joke for this:

"At my age, If I take two girls home at the same time, it's so they have someone to talk to after I fall a sleep!"

The blond does have bony arms!, her page3.com photos were even modified to add some weight, but if that's not enough her damn forehead is all wrinkly and she's only 20. The other girl is gorgeous, some of those page 3 girls are absolutely amazing, they should've picked the ones for that store thing better.

i never thought about that-how since her breasts most likely ARE fake, that would make her too skinny. i was about to rag that just because she has an incredible body with a flat stomach doesn't make her unhealthy, she's just bangin. Which is why they put her in that outfit.
But the fake boobs would make anyone lookmore healthy like "oh yeah, check out all this fat i have. i totally eat"
SNEAKY!

ps i have seen skinnier arms though. i think theys fine.

I don't get why people think that's too skinny??? It's true what my girlfriend says - skinny girls get more shit than fat girls these days! Why is it so bad that people work their asses off to have a nice, fit body -- and then they get ridiculed for it! When you see a really ripped guy, chances are that he has very little body fat, but no one makes fun of them because they have built up their muscle mass; the only difference with girls is that they don't want to build up muscle mass, so when they lose weight from working out, it makes them look skinny! I'd say that girl looks VERY healthy, and is in no way dangerously skinny.
...and she has super nice hoo-ha's!

Hey Ultra Sly, you're retarded. How was I defending myself again?! All I did was point out how useless most of you regular Superficial commenters are. And yeah, I gained weight after I stopped taking Adderrall but it was a GOOD thing because I no longer look like an emaciated bag of bones with legs. So congrats to you for your lame attempt at insulting me. I'd insult you back but I feel as if my post in #38 pretty much covered everything that you're about. All you could come back with was "HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE FAT RAWR"

Sad little man, you are.

These girls have no thighs at all.

STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT RANDOM NON-FAMOUS CHICKS IN LINGERIE/BIKINIS! NO ONE CARES!

"Not to mention the complete loss of breast sensitivity which is an inevitable outcome" sources?, bellow the muscle, above the muscle, trough nipple? "ridiculous cultural practice " that is true, mutilation is absurd, I thought it was imposed, not by choice like boobies, but breast are more of a behavior favored by natural selection, I see it as a tendency to look like the chosen female of a desired male, instead of picking a similar male willing to cope, they decide to modify their appearance, overcoming fear of inequity, what ya think? moving to a sociobiological factor, which is based in natural selection, but also in social influence (and genetics, but that's wishful in this case). plus, mutilation usually involves injury, implants are used to "fix" , like in mastectomy actually alleviating injury , physical and psychological, as in this context, so mutilation and breasts are opposites, unlike rinhplasties." There are so many class-action law suits that sue the manufacturers of implants, and the doctors who implant them, for all the fucked up complications that arise," Manufacturing deffects and iatrogeny should be sued, but are different from side effects., and complications are not norm, with factors like anesthetics, ventilation, heart defects, complications are part of each individual."When having sex with a woman with implants you cannot rest your weight on their chest" Never had sex, so... "as this too is painful for them as the implant presses against the bone." no it doesn't, it presses against their connective tissue, open one up, you'll see. And if you tap them in the recovery room, then it makes sense, but nerves have something called habituation, which lets you wear clothes without feeling every fiber, or earrings without screaming in constant pain, same here, takes a while but they stop feeling pain, good thing you rethought about insensitivity. "Getting implants reduces a woman's capacity to enjoy sex." they are supposed to enjoy it?, I'll remember that.

"How was I defending myself again?" "of course, insult anyone who disagrees with their media-induced feelings about what's beautiful and what's not" just in case someone take a swing at you right? "All I did was point out how useless most of you regular Superficial commenters are. " no you didn't, you pointed out how sexless ,men who criticize looks in any way, are. "I gained weight after I stopped taking Adderrall but it was a GOOD thing because I no longer look like an emaciated bag of bones with legs." so you didn't like yourself thin, right?, your self-esteem suffered and you became insecure. " So congrats to you for your lame attempt at insulting me." I didn't insult you, I thought we were noticing obvious things about people while complaining about those of other gender who do the same here. Plus, I'll say yes if you ask nicely :-*

that's a coat of loose connective, not haversian, periostone, etc, before Poon notices and kicks my ass.

Danni, this is whats guys talk about in tit bars... anything and everything. The Superficial, like a titty bar is a relaxing place to talk.

good god, that blonde is awful. i'm talking about nicole richie skinny. flat-out horrible. for someone's sake woman- hit the freakin weights and eat something. anorexia is disgusting!!!!!

(LOL Gerald #48)
and
R I P Paul Newman.

If you find this story boring or pointless, how about keeping off the fucking messageboards? I want to read about how other dudes are spelunking their DNA onto screens around the world like I am, not the opinions of whiny retards with nothing interesting to say. FUCKOFF.

Cliff Notes : Hey - wait a sec - What's this all about ?
" Capital must protect itself in every way... Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an imperialism of capitalism to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd."
J. P. Morgan
Binky : Cliff, I think you might be off topic here.
Cliff Notes : Oh. Ok. These gals are quite cute.

Actually, if you look at the blonde's page3 pics, you'll see that her tits are real. I do know some girls who used to be thick, got taller and skinnier, but kept the larger breasts. She is on the skinnier side, but definitely not Nicole Ritchie-bone-thin.

Gr8 points all Phil.
(But personwooly, No offense,but if you ever hear the term 'cull the herd' - #77 related - do you feel a little bit ...anxious ? That type of thing ?)
Fish - where's Keely Hazel ? That type of thing. ('Frank' from 16th floor got me to ask you that. He watch a lot of movie etc.)

They gotta be natural to be Page 3.

We might have have iffy smiles but we got real titties here...in abundance thanks to the influx of Czech and Polish strippers.

Rhian is fucking smoking hot.

This is the best thing you have ever left up for the weekend!

I can't believe that some of you say that these chicks are not skinny!!! If you like that, you might as well take a mop and put a blonde wig on it and poke it !!! Or you have a thing for 12 year olds! And I don't like fat girls either, but this S@#$ has gone too far!!!!

# 80-82 "Culling the herd " ?
.....Maybe time for a coffee ?

Ahh, Ultra Sly. You're so useless. My self-esteem didn't suffer one bit. you obviously think that someone with good self-esteem can't point out when someone is emaciated and, well, FAKE. I knew that's what people were going to say because that's what you people do when you feel as if your bleached blonde bimbos who are pumped full of silicone are insulted. I've read the comments section on this board many times and you're all pretty much the same. Now get off the message board and go to school or something, you sound like a fucking moron.

(and you might say the same thing, but all you're doing is quoting my posts and writing one or two word responses; write a paragraph or some shit)

To all the peeps complaining about how skinny these girls are, are you even aware that the average height of british girls is like 5' 4"? They tend to be short.

Look at picture 7 where they are standing in front of the double doors. They are like 3 and a bit tiles in front of it and still manage to be shorter than the door.

Trust me, these two models are tiny, their arms are in proportion and the blonde one is lucky not to look like a lollipop (Lara Flynn Boyle anyone?)

So #84-85.
Gr8 points all .( I mean weelee.)
So..... Inside job ?
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure - that type of thing....etc,,,,

(You're never coming back are you # 84 - 85...We've seen the show...)

"you obviously think that someone with good self-esteem can't point out when someone is emaciated and, well, FAKE." Calling yourself emaciated and fake does not shout good self-esteem, Poon Tang I never said I'd rather a bimbo blonde than you, stop resisting my charm. I'm not going back to school until you send me a picture.
"you sound like a fucking moron." where you reading out loud?.

"You're never coming back are you # 84 - 85...We've seen the show.." click my name.

# 87 I wasn't really in this conversation, And have no idea what you're talking about...
But whenever I see that link - Ultra Sly - I'll say ...
Cheers.

I haven't finished that book the other dude told us about Binky, remember?, It's standing idle, but I bought it already, we need more guns!.

Why are English girls so trashy?

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"her breasts are real"

...thanks for the laugh

the blond is hot.... so everyone stop being jealous
the brunette is ok? ugly face though and werid body

Paul Newman was one cool dude.

sooooooooooo jealous of her body........... and i looked at her site.... her boobs are real... no way they're fake. hate her

http://mipixie.com/

So...Sarah Palin dies this week, on Thursday night. That's something to look forward to.

# 97 - Thank God.
(Things have been rather crappy lately )

they are soooo hot..sexy body..

I have been looking for a new maid...do you think they work evenings?

Blah Blaaaaah Bla. Shutup everyone!!!! my god, who gives a shit? so what-they're skinny!!! woooo hooooo fun. Personally not my cup of tea but- stop with the skinny argument- it's bloody borrrring!!!!!!
ps. Ann Summers rocks!!!!

what a bunch of fat pigs. they should each lose at least 20 lbs. then i would consider letting them smell my wang.

Wow these girls are hot! Their faces are sorta pretty but they got hot bods! Anyone who says they're too thin are just making excuses for remaining fat! I wish I looked like them, they have perfect bodies! You go girls!

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