Sep 8 2008The Jonas Brothers are virgins

fist get it first hahaha

How dare those sons of a bible thumper not go around producing illegitimate children and catching STD's like Paris Hilton?

good, who needs those 3 running around getting girls pregnant,,,

Fish is a degenerate A-Hole!

Damn where are the catastrophic structural failures when you need them?

How dare those sons of a bible thumper not go around producing illegitimate children like Bristol Palin?

i hate them! they are UGLY! and their music sucks. thats why i hate them. but mostly because all 3 of them are so fucking ugly!

Hey, Pres, ease up a little, ok? It's not Bristol's fault. She became pregnant after the hockey player she was dating had sex with her after she drank too much and passed out. We hockey moms call that one an "empty netter."

I love Russel Brand. I wish he'd have sex with me all night long.

I'm actually pretty much okay with the guys doing the whole purity ring thing.

Usually, girls get a whole lot more of that pressure to be virginal -- while, of course, at the same time, getting pressure to be sexy.

I think it's an interesting stand for these teenage boys to be making.

Benders.

Some day in the next couple of years a "preacher" will go to the emergency room because something's stuck in his rectum. The doctor will extract 3 purity rings.

Russell Brand FTW! He may be an ex-junkie, but he's got his mince pies on the game. If you're a relative no-one in the US the only way to make an impact - which is what Monsieur Brand went for. Nice political comment at the start too.

I just love when one of my runny stool samples gets a microphone in his hand and reveals his true inner dickhead. I use MTV to indoctrinate future generations of morons into the path of STD and drug addled stupidity. It would bring a tear to my eye if they all weren't so gullible. Welcome my children, your life of flipping burgers and mopping floors awaits you!!!

I'm sure they're boning groupies like there's no tomorrow. But in the unlikely case that they're telling the truth, when those purity rings come off they're going to be having the filthy degenerate sex that preachers pay prostitutes for (example: Jimmy Swaggart, or worse, Ted Haggard).

They look like the kind of guys who'd be virgins. You have to admit that.

just one question...if you are going to be in a rock band wtf is the point of going on tour if you aren't going to fuck every teenager in site

ok, i read the article and the comments and was shocked to see that no one stooped to alluding the 'boys' being penis virgins and not man-pussy virgins. you think at least one, if not all, of them havent dropped the soap 'by accident' in the gang shower?

either that or this is the new 21st version of britbrits 'i'm a virgin' lol

People should lay off the Jonas Brothers. Just because you may not agree with their lifestyle choices and the possibility they just might be positive role models for young kids - how are they hurting you? It's probably just jealousy gnawing at your ass...

...gnawing at your ass.

Look the more celbrity dipshits that keep it in their pants or keep their legs crossed the bettr because all these loosers produce are bastards (double entendre intended). However I like Brant for trashing idiots and he seems to have foucssed on the closed minded republican douche fuck kind. Whats so fucking hilarious to me is that tards like these swear off sex and then wehen they do fuck as most inevitably sucCUM to the pressure (of their balls or clits) they never insist on a condom like what the fuck is that about? So you break your little chastity vow and you go all out , Is it because these fuckwads don't even know what condoms are or do they get lost in the heat of the moment and not have any condoms on them because they planned to stay pure, whatever the reason it totally backfires every time.

Anyway the best joke ever would have been if Brand asked the jonass4us (thnk latino accent when you read it) brothers to donate all three rings to Britney because maybe the triple force of their douchy virginity bands could turn her into a born again since we all fucking know she should never have sex again, lest the risk of her popping out another child she can't care for or perhaps Paris Hilton could be given a ring, but no it would likely evaporated as soon as it made contact with her.

Oh how I would have loved to hear him say such things. These rich greedy bible loving republican fucktard children need to be humiliated and deserve to be so don't go feeling sorry for them and jordin Sparks shut your giant pie hole you couldn't be a slut if you tried no one wants to have sex with a girl who looks like a mountain buffalo in a wig and makeup.

They're virgins because the only girls that want to fuck them are eight years old.

Purity rings? whatever. so you are saving yourselves, great. I guess you just haven't found the right priest yet.
Or camp counselor. "Hey #2 jonass, you gonna step up and get the spooning badge or cry in the corner like a little bitch?"

The new wave of youth believe in creationism and it is only sex if a baby is made. That's why these pretty boys only put their putters in the pooper or a mouth. Kids these days don't think any of that is sex. Why couldn't I be 18 now damn it.

HA! Purity Rings....which one of the closeted Republicans thought that one up???

If they want to be virgins, fine (although i doubt it will be true for long), but remind me again why these douchebags are heart throbs? They're hideous! And it's so obvious that their sense of "style" was hand picked by their stylist and pushed on them. LAME.

Look, everybody twists Christianity to their own purposes theses days. Jesus was never described as a virgin. Just one example: after Mary Magdalene - the great sinner - made her penance by washing Jesus' feet with her tears and then anointing them with oil, he took her into the kitchen and went ass to mouth on her, and she smiled (through her tears) and pretended to like it because she knew she OWED it, and much more. The lesson: be virtuous, the dirty chicks will feel guilty and ask for forgiveness, and then it's time to cash it in. They'll do everything and they won't tell. You'll feel like a god.

I'll take Russell Brand's morality over those queers' any day.

How is whoring out your supposed virginity any better than just whoring out in general? And don't give me any crap about influencing young girls toward more wholesome lifestyles, either - that's a fucking load. Whether they won't keep their legs together or won't ever open them, all of these dancing monkeys are just schills for some sleazy record company.

Russell Brand? That was a guy?

I thought Amy Winehouse had grown a goatee.

I'll be damned.....

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i'm guessing that their anal buttsex with one another doesn't count since it's not with a girl, right?

I think it's a good thing for teenagers to believe in that whole no sex before marrige!! I think the Jonas brothers are good kids. Some may not like their music or their looks, but when did having moral become soo bad??

"it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?"

Jordin Sparks is now officially a fuckin' idiot for saying that.

When does being a virgin and being proud of it make you a republican?? These boys are not pushing their beliefs on anyone, they made a decision to wait what the HELL is wrong with that?? I give them credit. Man god forbid their parents actually instilled some values and morals in their children.

Ghey!!!

if the jonas brothers want to be virgins til they get married, then that's their choice. but i'm going to feel bad for their "lucky" wives, because the jonas bros will be TERRIBLE at sex. if i was a chick that kept waiting around for some dude to elope with me and then we finally banged and he popped in 30 seconds, i'd get an annulment. STAT.

No sex? Oh well... blowjobs for everyone!

Okay the other 2 ugly bro's are defitinely virgins (and will remain this for a loooong time if Miley Cyrus doesn't decide to rape one of them, that is) But the kinda hot bro (the one on the left for us, for those who are blind) is sooo banging that whatshername in golden dress Swift chick....OMG.

Purity...my ass!

Okay the other 2 ugly bro's are definitely virgins (and will remain this for a loooong time if Miley Cyrus doesn't decide to rape one of them, that is) But the kinda hot bro (the one on the left for us, for those who are blind) is sooo banging that whatshername in golden dress Swift chick....OMG.

Purity...my ass!

How dare those sons of a bible thumper not go around and produce illegitimate children like ObammyDaddy and ObammyMammy?

he ran out on the family like any good ghetto thug. maybe he didn't like the jug-eared liar. obammy's mama should have kept her slutty legs closed

How dare those sons of a bible thumper not go around and produce illegitimate children like we accused McCain of in 2000?

A little sex never hurt anyone? Tell that to the guy with crabs...

Joe Jonas is the father of Bristol Palin's baby

How dare slutty Obammymammy spread her legs for a total stranger and produce a jug-eared bastard?

how come it's ok for you homos to show pride in tossing salad and travelling the hershey highway and it's not ok for these boys to show pride in their lifestyle?

I thought you metrosexual faeries wanted to live and let live? Why are you suddenly so judgemental of other people?

Ah Jordin Sparks to the rescue. Yes because everyone that has premarital sex is a slut. Jordin you're hot but you're dumb as shit.

How about you cretins who WHORE out your gayness? Why is it considered pride when homos put on their thongs and prance in the streets during a parade but not OK when young people wear purity rings? The homos would rather look at men in thongs prancing around the streets.

1) everybody's gotta start somewhere.
2) all ppl on the tv go through a whoring phase. that's why you go to work on tv.
3) russell who now? never mind. unimportant.

Getting fucked in the ass by your daddy priest doesn't count as sex.

at least 2 outa 3 of those guys are gay. the ring shit is a cover for why they don't seem to be interested in girls.

Generally, the whole 'saving yourself for marriage' deal is laughable purely because it's based on their parents fear of dealing with their kids sexuality in any way whatsoever. Keeping the kids ignorant and scared only works for so long, eventually they will trip up and make a mistake which could very well end up in destructive sexual behaviour, pregnancy, or disease.
The truth is teenagers are (sexually) curious, its better to deal with it than to pretend it doesn't happen. Spirituality has nothing to do with healthy sexual behaviour, and the only way to prevent teens from engaging in reckless behaviour is by educating them properly on contraceptives and the dangers of STD's.

These 3 little pussies are what the Repugs consider to be ideal. That's why you end with with Mark Foley (and Larry Craig, and Ted Haggard, and...). It's all about DAD and pretending he didn't fuck you, literally and figuratively. Good boy! Good republican!

I can see why. That one on the right is totally going to look like John C. Reilly in a couple of years.

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Russell Brand should try that with Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson and say it doesn't hurt anyone.

George Michael and Michael Jackson are the DemoRats ideal. Molesting little boys and bathroom sex are what the DemoRats admire.

Why are the libtards pissing in their pink panties over 3 teenagers wearing purity rings? Where is the tolerance the libtards keep preaching about? What business is it of yours if they want to wait until marriage?

You libtards should ask Joe Biden if he got fucked in his ass by his priest. Ask John Kerry and Ted Kennedy the same question. You leftwing cocksuckers sure are a tolerant bunch of cumeaters

you obama worshipping hippy cocksuckers sure are a tolerant bunch of homos

If the Jonas Bros need Big Mama Sparks to come to the rescue when getting poked fun of (just like every other celebrity who attends a function), then they should stay the hell away from any function thrown by MTV. Ridiculous. Purity in teens is great, but stop crying when someone makes fun of your famous ass. Dry up your tears with all your cash, homos.

It'll help their music, they'll be more focused and attentive.

Purity Rings are awesome! Mine gets me so much pussy!

The definition of virgin changes so much, its hard to really understand what it means these days? Let the anal sex/rimming and hand/blow jobs begin!

I thought Jordin came off as utterly stupid. She basically said that everyone who doesn't wear one is a slut. Granted the states has a high teenage pregnancy rate, but that has to do with the lack of sex ed not the purity ring dominance of the world. I liked her til then, now she just seems like a crazy thirteen year old amazon. ...she's like 12 though right? I thought that she's too young to even have sex, or maybe she's bitter 'cause she's so tall...
PS I think there is nothing wrong with having sex as long as you're safe! WRAP IT UP SLUTS!

Remember in the butt doesn't count as sex. You can still keep your ring and disney may even keep paying you for it

The Obama homos are so pissed off because they can't suck Jonas cocks

Only a COCKSUCKING FAGGOT would be upset about teenage boys being virgins

Well good for them, and I mean that litterally. Two things these guys can be sure of right now in their lives are no unplanned pregnancies, and no STDs. You don't find many outstanding citizens like these anymore.

OF COURSE they're virgins when it comes to ejaculating into vaginas. They're totally NOT virgins when it comes to pumping rectums or being filled anally with juices. I mean, LOOK AT THEM !!

Those are the least cool or attractive gay men on earth. Holy shit. They're in INSULT to male gayness!!! =0 WTF is wrong with them? They totally fuck up gayness =(

Don Johnson called. He wants his wardrobe back. (From the one in the middle who's been smoking too much pot)

I think that it is good that they are setting an example to the little kids that look up to them. Unlike Miley and Vanessa who were setting a really bad example of letting kids think its okay to put nude pictures of yourself, or pictures of them in their bras on the internet.
I think its nice that kids can look up to them and learn something. Unless one of the JoeBros crack like Britney unfortunally did, than the little kids dont really have anyone to look up to on the Disney Channel..They are all the same, minus Selena Gomez, shes setting a good example..So far.

I consider myself pretty liberal, which is why it is disappointing to see so many people bashing these kids. So what if they are virgins? Maybe if we had more role models like them, I wouldn't have to defend my liberal views to so many of my conservative friends. Thanks, Jonai! :)

I consider myself pretty liberal, which is why it is disappointing to see so many people bashing these kids. So what if they are virgins? Maybe if we had more role models like them, I wouldn't have to defend my liberal views to so many of my conservative friends. Thanks, Jonai! :)

oh great, now all the low lifes are going to come out of the woodwork with their microphones and trash these kids for having morals. I hate this fucking world.

I consider myself pretty normal, which is why it is disappointing to see three young dudes, who could be banging groupies in multiples of 3 or 4 on a daily basis, decide that sex is icky. I can even buy the argument if it is a teen girl but dudes claiming virginity as a badge of honor is highly offensive. Motley Crue just turned over in their graves.

@35- don't ever get married. You'll just be another statistic for failed marriages in u.s.a

Father Nelson says even though it hurts now, the purity ring he gave me should clear up in just a few days.

#74 RIGHT ON!

Conservatives don't have a lock on values. We liberals are morally upright too! And it's not all black and white,slut versus virgin. Way to fall into the trap, everyone.

These guys are doing their own thing and it's not really anyone's business. Contrary to popular belief, they never made an announcement, and they don't preach or condemn what anyone else does. They are not sheltered. They are really pretty normal. So they wear a religious symbol that is personal, so what?

Do you mock girls who wear the hijab, too?

Get tolerant.

Maybe they're virgins as in they haven't had sex with any females. I'm betting that at least 2 out of 3 is gay. And @53...John C. Reilly...spot on! I was thinking the same thing. The one in the middle a little bit too, though he's better looking & it will take a few more years. But really, I'm so sick of all this "I'm a virgin! I'm waiting til I'm married" crap from Hollywood's youth. Its the same old lies & bs. Just like BS/Britney Spears herself; "I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin!" as she humps & thrusts on stage half naked all the time (and of course, as we find out later, lost her cherry at 14 to some douchebag, hillbilly football player that her mom hooked her up with; typical white trash).

Jesus, lots of Chris Crocker-esque "LEAVE THE JONAS BROS ALONE!!!!1!one!!!" comments today. Without knocking the choice to be a virgin, I laugh at them because:

1.) Given the typical trajectory of child stars, it's highly unlikely that they're really virgins -- or if they are, that they'll stay that way for long.
2.) Purity rings are tacky -- as some other commenters put it, rather than just sticking to their convictions firmly and privately, the J. Bros are instead whoring out the family values image that their manager probably told them that parents want to hear.

So, IMO:
The Jonas Brothers are tacky for using their supposed convictions for publicity

Jordin is a bitch for labeling people as either married, virgins, or sluts

and Russell Brand is an idiot. Maybe he could have avoided putting his foot in his mouth by thinking before he spoke. Oh, and LMAO at the "a little sex never hurt anybody"! Wish that one were true...

Russel Brand is the man! And he contributed highly towards the VMA's being any way watchable! People (and by people I mean Americans) really need to stop being so sensitive towards comments made by comedians. Political correctness doesn't exist over here (thanks God!) which is also why everyone loves Russel...

Is this a surprise for anyone?

Are you walking with suicide-plans?
Give this photo a close look and you will do it!!

Marj -

They NEVER made an announcement - they were outed about the rings, and it became all people asked them about. To the point where they don't answer those questions anymore. Don't assume.

I've seen the win awards, give thank yous on stage - they are the only ones you won't see crowing of the Lord, God and Jesus. And they don't have to take their rings off to please people who are intolerant of their religious practices either.

Just because it's all people talk about about them, doesn't mean they started it.

And re:Jordin Sparks - everyone is putting words in her mouth. She NEVER said anyone who wasn't a virgin was a slut, or anything about marriage, and you don't know enough to imply this. She simply said, some people don't want to be sluts. Which is true. Try not being so willfully ignorant.

Stand for something with a point, instead of against someone with a point.

Signed,

An Obama Supporter who think MTV sucks, too!!

Russell Brand is one of the best stand up comedians out there and I watched the VMA's only for him.

I think it's very cute that they wear those purity rings.
I find it hard to believe that they'll manage to remain being virgins for much longer (especially Joe, he's a cutie!)
It’s an honorable choice and it’s nobody’s business.
Personally, I’d never pick extremes though. Marrying virgin is a bit too much for me (not to mention that it’s too late as well *hihihi*). But I still think having strict moral standards and wearing purity rings are a waaay better option than to just be male sluts (which sounds pleonastic, for most males are sluts and that’s kind of gross).
Leave those kids alone!

Well I for one fully believe they're virgins. The proof is undeniable. They said so which means it must be true. As everyone knows there has never been a disney produced popstar who claimed virginity when in reality she was banging everything in sight. Never Ever.

On a totally serious note though, i've only ever known one person who wore a purity ring. My ex-boyfriend. And i'm a guy.
Just sayin...

Good for them...

I agree with others here who have said:
Yeah, 'technically' you are a virgin if you only give and receive blowjobs or have anal sex. Seriously those guys are gayer than gay!
It is easy to retain your 'virginity' as a guy if vaginas gross you out!

This is too much. These 3 milquetoasts should be fucking cock punched wherever they go. How do they rehearse if they are playing '5 tackle 1' all the time? This world is full of shit and these idiots are part of the problem. Don't these guys have any fucking shame? If they don't start fucking soon, there will be a Priest, sack deep, inside them....Praise Jesus....

I am totally in love with all three of them. Naturally, they r virgins. They won't copy Britney Spears or Gay Efron. I luv all their songs.

I can't wait until these 3 go away. I can't stand them.

Who cares... They suck!