Sep 19 2008Spencer Pratt gets a manicure
It's official: Spencer Pratt has no shame. I can't say it enough, whenever I look these two assclowns posing like they just won the Special Olympics, I say a little prayer that Heidi Montag is still a virgin. C'mon, what could be a bigger kick in the balls than being photographed getting a manicure then going home to jerk off in a sock while your girlfriend parades around the house in an "I <3 Jesus" bikini? If this is intelligent design, I'm warming up to it.

Reader Comments
1. eww - September 19, 2008 4:01 PM
gross...
2. usd33 - September 19, 2008 4:01 PM
first
3. MightyD - September 19, 2008 4:07 PM
will someone kill that fuck'n douche already!?!?! FUCK! please stop, FUCK FUCK FUCK it physically hurts to hear/see that mother fuck'n douchebagsuckass peice of phony shitass fucktard!!
4. Uncle Eccoli - September 19, 2008 4:08 PM
If everyone would only ignore them they'd go away.
5. Judas - September 19, 2008 4:08 PM
Another ass-licking fairy who jacks off onto Genesis and wipes it up with Revelation.
More disgusting ass munchers...
6. Mav` - September 19, 2008 4:08 PM
Dude is stoned as fuck.
7. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 4:08 PM
Well its a tricky situation, women like guys who are clean, but in the process of getting clean you can look very gay....btw couldnt they block this guy out of the pics?
8. Harry Clam - September 19, 2008 4:09 PM
I want to give her a perl necklace!
9. minerva - September 19, 2008 4:09 PM
Can anyone explain why they're celebrities again?
10. Randal - September 19, 2008 4:11 PM
Not sure I agree with the Special Olympics comment, they deserve respect as any other athlete.
As for you Heidi my beautiful little blooming orchid, I am so sorry I missed your birthday a few days back, so... Happy Birthday beautiful!
I think it's great that you and Spencer are finding more things to bring the two of you closer together and it takes a real man to go forward with a manicure. As the two of you are always in the media, it's very important to look your best.
Happy belated,
Randal
11. veggi - September 19, 2008 4:11 PM
There's nothing wrong with this - everybody knows fingernails can be damaged if you don't do a proper manicure to remove the coating of another man's rectal mucus.
12. Rob - September 19, 2008 4:12 PM
He is the ultimate douche in the universe. Far greater than Jon Edwards...
13. Jayger - September 19, 2008 4:14 PM
such attention whores. i see these two everytime i visit the picture frame aisle at Target, that generic photo that comes with the frames. and something tells me they both douche.
14. fuck these douvhebags!!!!! - September 19, 2008 4:14 PM
Pair of god damned fuckin' douchebags. I wish they'd go away, far away.
15. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 4:25 PM
whow, this guy give me the douchechillz, look at pic 7, what kind of guy does that?
16. jo smo - September 19, 2008 4:27 PM
I've finally figured it out.......... Randal is really Spencer's on line name.. ...
17. Eric - September 19, 2008 4:28 PM
These people are famous because you (and others like you) opine about their lack of fame. Stop talking about them and they will go away. They pose for pictures because you post them. They say stupid things because you run their quotes. The exist because you look at them. Turn your head and let them die!
18. leigh - September 19, 2008 4:28 PM
Remember the episode of the Hills when heidi had a pregnancy scare? She can't be a virgin
19. Jayger - September 19, 2008 4:32 PM
#15, rough daddy: you do. oh, but with dudes.
20. havoc - September 19, 2008 4:33 PM
Its official. This man has no penis.
.
21. McCain supporter - September 19, 2008 4:34 PM
Spencer is talented yet humble, like his fiance. They are also extremely intelligent, as shown by their preferences and choices.
22. spencerisadouche - September 19, 2008 4:39 PM
Too bad he didn't get a taser to the nuts instead.
23. booger - September 19, 2008 4:41 PM
Who gives a fuck? Tits, not balls dammit!
24. Big Ro - September 19, 2008 4:43 PM
Ugh.... Cant sites stop posting pics of this cowfucker?? Seriously. Eva Mendes nude, that I want to see....but cowfucker getting his nails done??? Dude....
25. Slut - September 19, 2008 4:47 PM
Manicurist: Oh I see....very gay boy here fo publicity stunt.
Spencer: I am giving a thumbs up using the thumb I stick up Heidi's Ass
Heidi: I am still a publicity whore
26. sirrix - September 19, 2008 4:49 PM
Once again: Please stop posting about these douches.
27. Tohottohandle - September 19, 2008 4:55 PM
My gosh, now i'm not saying that all of you, but a HUGE majority of this country has been "dummy-tized" by the government. Proof? All this fighting over who's the better candidate, obama or bush's puppet. There all the same people! No matter what, these guys and congress continue to dummy you all with retarted t.v. poisonous food (look up m.s.g. and aspertene the sweetner alone on the web and see what negative consequences it has on the body) these guys LIVE to see our country sick and in hospitals and on prescription meds because the drug companies give the old white men in washington so much money as does the oil companies, meat, dairy and egg etc...we really are in the matrix people but we have been brainwashed to care more about celebs and buying things, and gas, and to eat food that will eventually lead us into debt with healthcare and prescription drugs so we don't notice that there is such a huge evil comglamorate in the white house that sees nothing wrong with cutting down rainforests, putting polar bears and the like on the endangered species list, ruining our eco system and the air we breathe, robbing our children of proper education (we need them to be dumb so they don't make waves when there all grown up) so they have all the power. There money and power whores and they have all of you so fooled!!! Wake the fuck up and lets start thinking revolution instead of worrying about this utter douche spencer and his fag-hag fake girlfriend!
28. HankTheDwarf - September 19, 2008 4:59 PM
I hope this guy catches AIDS from his boyfriend. Everyone knows he pays for his beards.
29. grobpilot - September 19, 2008 5:02 PM
Look at pic #. Could that worthless fuck-bag be any more pathetic? He's obviously in the submissive position for that kiss. I'll bet she makes him snowball after she blows him.
30. J. - September 19, 2008 5:06 PM
:( I am sad no open mouth pics of her!!! what gives....Oh wait a minute she must have let the pressure out before the "candid" photos (setup) where taken!!! pheww! I am relieved no Hedi pieces all over the nice nail salon. The delicate balance is ok. Everybody can breathe now!!!
31. J. - September 19, 2008 5:07 PM
:( I am sad no open mouth pics of her!!! what gives....Oh wait a minute she must have let the pressure out before the "candid" photos (setup) where taken!!! pheww! I am relieved no Hedi pieces all over the nice nail salon. The delicate balance is ok. Everybody can breathe now!!!
32. keith - September 19, 2008 5:32 PM
why are we devoting any time to this over exposed, self-absorbed, douche bag???
33. kelly - September 19, 2008 6:09 PM
everyone except #29 is wrong!
this looks like the first set of pics where spencer actually has fallen in love with heidi. i don't see anything wrong with them having their time in the spotlight.. they may be stupid, but they aren't evil
i would bet on spencer proposing soon, for real
34. Heidi - September 19, 2008 7:11 PM
Spencer is a spermguzzler, take my word for it.
35. Ted from LA - September 19, 2008 7:18 PM
He had a big day. He got his clitoris pierced right after this.
36. easymilt - September 19, 2008 7:34 PM
Why do you even cover then at all..? They are just lame as lame can be.
37. freakside - September 19, 2008 7:35 PM
These two jerks on a plate remind me of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka (and Bernardo)
38. JagedNS - September 19, 2008 7:56 PM
ugh....why post pics of either of these 2....they are absolute nobodies...I'm sure no one would care too much if we never saw another pic of either of those 2 on this site again.
39. ... - September 19, 2008 8:19 PM
#35... one of the greatest comments ever.
40. STevec - September 19, 2008 8:32 PM
damn he looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid
41. STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM - September 19, 2008 8:36 PM
STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD CELEBRITY GOSSIP STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. YOUR SITE GETS MORE AND MORE BORING WITH EVERY THUMBNAIL PHOTO.
I'm starting to think The Superficial has a contract with them just like Us Weekly.
42. Katrina - September 19, 2008 8:52 PM
Spencer Pratt looks like that creepy, hairy backwoods uncle girls hate because he always tries to touch your ass when you hug him. Just sayin'.
43. LoL - September 19, 2008 9:12 PM
is this guy has a dick or pussy ?
44. sameshitdifferentyear - September 19, 2008 9:12 PM
They're together so much, I'll bet they get their periods at the same time now.
45. lina - September 19, 2008 9:15 PM
#44
very funny, ha ha ha
46. Fred - September 19, 2008 9:31 PM
This dudes a fag
47. jcm - September 19, 2008 11:05 PM
Dear Superficial Writer:
The ONLY thing that I want to see about Spencer Pratt from now on is that someone fed him feet first into a wood chipper. I will PAY you a large sum of money to see that.
Cheers,
JCM
48. sharpeidude - September 20, 2008 12:26 AM
I'm with #48. All I want to read nowadays is either of these to fucknuts obits.
49. LAyla - September 20, 2008 12:39 AM
Holy hell, could he BE any more wasted? They both look like they have been ripping bong hits for 3 straight days- especially him!
50. LAyla - September 20, 2008 12:39 AM
Holy hell, could he BE any more wasted? They both look like they have been ripping bong hits for 3 straight days- especially him!
51. Luna - September 20, 2008 12:53 AM
Hey that special olympics comment was insensitive and moronic. I'm sure the retards take great offense to the comparison to these two shit bags.
52. CAA - September 20, 2008 2:29 AM
If places like THIS would STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MORONS LIKE HIM they'd ALL go away and the world would be a better place.
53. Jon - September 20, 2008 2:50 AM
There was an episode on the hills where Spencer gets angry at Heidi because she claims to be pregnant, and there is all of this drama about it. Definitely not a virgin.
What retards..
54. friendlyfires - September 20, 2008 3:55 AM
Money, one way ticket to New Zealand, I will solve your Montag-Pratt problem overnight. Cash, not expired Papa John's coupons and used empty Camel cartons, cash, comprende? Good, I knew you would!
55. HorribleJudgment - September 20, 2008 6:26 AM
Spencer Pratt is one of the ugliest douchebags I have ever seen. He has a face like a fucking cabbage patch doll. His beard is the color of his flesh (thanks mchale), and he has repulsive, sweaty, tiny, beady pig eyes that are sunk into the flesh of his head and stare out of baggy abcesses, not to mention the doughy, piggy, fatty, fat pockets that pucker up beneath those beady, sweaty pig eyes. He has creepy, ugly, cherubic, fat cheeks like a pedophile clown, that are all red and lead into this repulsive, disgusting clownish, doll-like, clownish, cabbage patch mouth surrounded by these propped up smile wrinkles like on the joker. He's so ugly I want to vomit. A manicure will help his nails, but nothing will fix that UGGO face. Not even plastic surgery.
Not to mention, Heidi's not that great looking either with her yellow hair, and complexion like a gravel parking lot.
56. brittani - September 20, 2008 11:45 AM
Theres a line between things you love to hate... aka reality shows
but then they come in to the categorie of: Hate, they're not even fun to watch and laugh at... it's just rediculouse he is the ugliest mother fucker and also a flaming faggot... and she... well actualy shes probably right up there allie with her man chin and all.
we know who got the hottness in that relationship... Heidis right bi-cuspid
57. brittani - September 20, 2008 11:45 AM
Theres a line between things you love to hate... aka reality shows
but then they come in to the categorie of: Hate, they're not even fun to watch and laugh at... it's just rediculouse he is the ugliest mother fucker and also a flaming faggot... and she... well actualy shes probably right up there allie with her man chin and all.
we know who got the hottness in that relationship... Heidis right bi-cuspid
58. stoplookingatme - September 20, 2008 12:49 PM
They're sitting in pedicure chairs and his pants are rolled up. So he's getting a pedi too... not sure that makes any difference, but just sayin.
59. aggy56 - September 20, 2008 1:40 PM
WHO CRES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
60. Supposed2Be@Work - September 20, 2008 1:59 PM
I'll take my scruffy,un-manicured manly-man over a GAY-trosexual any day! I have enough pretty gay male freinds to hang out with, I don't need to sleep with one!
61. Supposed2Be@Work - September 20, 2008 2:03 PM
Oh, and I've decided after reading a seriously creepy comment in almost ALL of these stories, that RANDAL is stalking all of these non-celeb celebs.
62. shrakec - September 20, 2008 2:30 PM
... and some wonder why people claim he's a fag in disguise
63. WhoCares!! - September 20, 2008 3:41 PM
Please go away already...
64. lazy troll - September 20, 2008 6:35 PM
first
65. hes lame - September 20, 2008 8:33 PM
douche
66. gerard Vandenberg - September 21, 2008 12:36 AM
Is there more misery to come, folks?
67. douche - September 21, 2008 8:53 AM
Is there gonna be a day that i ll read that he gets a shot, instead?
68. mafme - September 21, 2008 12:26 PM
@27- I'm going to take "smartenin' up" lessons from someone who doesn't know the difference between "there," "they're," and "their."
69. Michelle - September 21, 2008 1:46 PM
Dude, being fuck up the ass also makes you a virgin :D
He is so gay that I am sure she is the one who gives it to him. And if he ever gives, his little thing only knows how to fuck asses.
Fuck 'em both!!! I'm sick of their stories.
70. sara - September 21, 2008 2:42 PM
this is just not their best work. he's not even pretending to care about her nail polish color. and the thumbs up is acknowledging the cameras too directly. Plus wardrobe is bad in this scene. I expect more from the next shoot of ADLs. Gotta step your game kids. If you can't produce a better product than this you should probably just stop altogether. Can we get some fake skipping? and more "surprised" faces? That's really where you both shine.
71. Britney - September 21, 2008 5:16 PM
That's so hot!
72. the edge - September 21, 2008 6:20 PM
theres just something about this guys face that creeps me the fuck out
73. You know it's true - September 22, 2008 10:53 AM
Hear that?
It's the sound of Mr. Superficial cashing another check from Heidi & Spencers' publicist.
74. confused - September 22, 2008 12:32 PM
Oh phish... PLEASE stop. Show some of the journalistic integrity i know you're occasionally capable of... and stop. NO more pictures of these two, ever, please? You won't lose a single reader... no one jumps to another site wondering where the latest pictures of these two are...
please... just... stop...
75. Keithypoo - September 22, 2008 1:19 PM
I hope he dies a slow agonizing death, just like MR. HANDS!
76. mamadough - September 22, 2008 4:10 PM
who knew that spencer was a republican?
77. A - September 22, 2008 10:35 PM
Please please please stop posting shit about them!!!!!!
That is exactly what they want & You're just making it worse!!!!!!
78. jennifer - September 24, 2008 12:52 PM
Spencer Pratt annoys the shit out of me, he is a straight prick and rich asshole, or should I say dingle berry, he isn't quite worthy of being an asshole....He just seems to always be mad about something, or has a stupid comment for everything, maybe he's just miserable cause his penis is so fucking small, someday , he will realize it ain't nobody's fault he keeps peeing on his balls, HELLO SPENCER, extenders exist buddy, you should go buy one idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79. jennifer - September 24, 2008 12:52 PM
Spencer Pratt annoys the shit out of me, he is a straight prick and rich asshole, or should I say dingle berry, he isn't quite worthy of being an asshole....He just seems to always be mad about something, or has a stupid comment for everything, maybe he's just miserable cause his penis is so fucking small, someday , he will realize it ain't nobody's fault he keeps peeing on his balls, HELLO SPENCER, extenders exist buddy, you should go buy one idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
80. Tina - September 24, 2008 11:19 PM
PLEASE, stop posting pictures of this idiot and his more idiot fake girlfriend! Please, please, please?
81. idontwatchthehills - September 26, 2008 1:28 AM
I dont watch the hills.
Heidi and Spencer seem to be right for each other and its cool they do some good things for the community. They shouldn't be stars but heck...they seem like decent people.
82. Hema Robert - December 2, 2008 8:07 AM
Let me tell you some tips on how to give yourself a manicure. Remove old nail polish thoroughly. Soak hands in warm water for 10 or 15 minutes. Dry hands. File nails in one direction only. Avoid using a seesaw motion. Push back cuticles. Use a cuticle moisturizer if they do not push back easily after soaking. Add a second coat for deeper color. Finish the manicure with a top coat of clear polish.
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