Sep 24 2008Simon Cowell on Clay Aiken
Simon Cowell responded to Extra today about the obvious news that Clay Aiken is gay:
"Wow, that's a shock. It's like being told Santa Clause isn't real -- unbelievable."
Cowell then softened and encouraged Aiken with "Good for him. If he said it, it's the right thing for him. Good for him." As for how Aiken's fans will react, Cowell opined, "I don't think anyone cares. Let's face it. It's 2008. You know, who cares?"
Wait a minute. Santa Claus isn't real? There goes Christmas. Fuck you, Simon Cowell! And by the way, people do still care if you're gay. They're called Republicans, you fat Grinch. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to silently pray Paula Abdul stabs you with a whiskey bottle.
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Reader Comments
1. Ll - September 24, 2008 5:02 PM
hahhah
2. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 5:04 PM
lol Ive just realize all the "claymates" been sabotaging my nickname on this site...
3. hollywood_hillbilly - September 24, 2008 5:06 PM
Just like Rough Douchenozzle was suprised when he was sitting in a stall at the minneapolis airport innocently tapping his foot when all of a sudden his mouth was filled with cock! The lack of oxygen (due to airway being blocked by penis) and having the back of his head pounded against the wall obviously causing some trauma related amnesia.
4. it's me Fuckers! - September 24, 2008 5:08 PM
"Fuck you, Simon Cowell! " ROFL!!!
5. Mike Oxbhig - September 24, 2008 5:09 PM
Sarah Palin has a large, loose asshole from her slut days.
According to her Pentecostal church, you're still a virgin if you partake in anal sex. And boy did she partake. :)
6. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 5:10 PM
Hillbilly? I take wayyy too much of your time my friend,,,keep me out of your fantasies freak...stop being threathren by roughness hes here to stay....
7. it's me Fuckers! - September 24, 2008 5:10 PM
BTW, Mr. Fish, where the fuck is the woman friendly posts! I want to see more cock head! And certainly not this fucker's cock head! *gags* MORE MEN IN UNDERWEAR POSTS!!! But not Clay, thank you.
8. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 5:11 PM
Hollywood Hillbilly=measure of a man
9. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - September 24, 2008 5:18 PM
Cowell mounted Clay? I wonder who's really aiken there, get it aiken?!???
10. i like em big - September 24, 2008 5:21 PM
Clay Aiken has fans?
11. lloyd johnson - September 24, 2008 5:22 PM
Based on the title I was expecting pics of gay sex...
12. Randal - September 24, 2008 5:23 PM
Simon is right, after all.
Such announcements are no longer a big deal in the 21st century. As long as Clay Aiken is happy being who he is, he's not only being true to himself but also his fans. Any fan that is still a fan today would support him 100% in who he is.
There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's just a different feeling of pleasure.
The FISH is behind you, Clay, pumping its support.
Randal
13. hollywood_hillbilly - September 24, 2008 5:23 PM
Rough Douchie, if your persona on this board is sarcastic then I salute you. If not then you should realize your name is slang for older lesbian who prefers young girls. Given your mercantilist tendencies I would guess you are a log cabin republican. It really doesn't take much time.
#8 You are correct.
14. BEAM - September 24, 2008 5:24 PM
Republicans don't care if you're gay either.
15. Matthew - September 24, 2008 5:31 PM
"Last month the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released a new estimate of the annual number of new HIV infections (HIV incidence) in the United States, revealing that the HIV epidemic is — and has been — worse than previously known. That estimate indicated that approximately 56,300 people were newly infected with HIV in the United States in 2006, which is about 40% higher than CDC’s previous estimate of 40,000. The new estimate also confirmed that gay and bisexual men of all races, African Americans, and Latinos were most heavily affected by HIV. Overall, white gay men account for almost half the number of new HIV cases."
Simon Cowell: "I don't think anyone cares. Let's face it. It's 2008. You know, who cares?"
Some of us care. We've paid taxes for health and education programs for HIV/AIDS so that white gay men like Clay Aiken can COMPLETELY IGNORE them and go on behaving in a way that sustains and broadens a lethal epidemic. Sure, there will be continued calls for "education" and maybe that's important for the poor minority drug users who contract HIV, but as the statistics show they're not the group primarily responsible for making this such a huge public health problem. Gay white males, like Clay, know perfectly well how HIV spreads and a lot of them simply choose to behave irresponsibly and thus sustain an epidemic that could have been all but ended by now, since it's controllable through voluntary behavior.
The cat-and-mouse "am I gay" game that Clay played, George Michael and his public bathroom adventures, Larry Craig, Mark Foley...it's not so cute when you think of some of the consequences of the secretive promiscuous gay lifestyle.
16. havoc - September 24, 2008 5:32 PM
Yep, that's why politicians don't use bookmarkers.
They like their pages bent over.
Har har har!!!!
.
17. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 5:38 PM
Hillbilly? you realize you're about three cent short of a dollar don't you? you're a bore....and have issues!!!
18. Buddy Love - September 24, 2008 6:03 PM
Matthew: I take it you're not fond of the homos then?
19. Jennifer - September 24, 2008 6:08 PM
Is it me or does Clay look like Chucky?
20. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 6:08 PM
@ 13 "correct #8" he thinks that's a compliment...
hahaha Hillbilly? you don't answer the door when the phone rings do you?
21. Jennifer - September 24, 2008 6:09 PM
Is it me or does Clay look like Chucky the killer doll?
22. kait - September 24, 2008 6:11 PM
matthew...i'm not going to lie, that was officially one of the dumber things I've ever heard. 1987 called, and it wants it's homophobic propoganda back.
ALSO: doesn't clay aiken have his belly button peirced? did he really expect this one to be a big shocker?
23. Jessica - September 24, 2008 6:16 PM
#22 - typical. Name-calling and invoking "homophobia." There's really not anything more to your approach, is there?
The stats are what they are. AIDS in America is much worse than previously thought because gay men haven't changed their behavior to prevent the transmission of HIV. Its an inarguable fact.
24. Jayger - September 24, 2008 6:23 PM
LOL @ 19... I agree, but at first I thought you said "Chunky". But I guess that too would be appropriate.
25. toolboy - September 24, 2008 6:31 PM
#21-
beat me to it-
#15-
Lighten up Francis, one of these Gay men just might save your life some day, then again maybe one won't. Using your "controllable through voluntary behavior" theory, we should stop medical benefits for many heart disease, lung cancer and type 2 diabetes patients also.
26. ummm...yeah - September 24, 2008 6:39 PM
How could anyone NOT know this buttcruncher is gay?
Geez...about 95% of Hollywood is...
Randal, you prick, I hate you.
27. Sport - September 24, 2008 6:43 PM
Classy Mike Oxbhig, you douche.
Keep your illiterate politics to yourself fag.
28. Jayger - September 24, 2008 6:44 PM
@15, so by not "coming out" means you're behaving promiscuously? And don't gay men and women pay taxes, too?
@23, are you a fag hag? Is this how you know these inarguable facts? Work in the medical profession, do you? Executed your own scientific poll? If you had a gay or bisexual child would you disown it? Enquiring minds want to know.
29. lulu - September 24, 2008 6:54 PM
if you think gay men spread AIDs then don't have sex with a gay man.
30. pat - September 24, 2008 7:35 PM
1) The US is not the only country in the world.
2) There are more AIDS Cases outside the US than in the US.
3) There are more AIDS Cases in Africa than in the US.
4) The majority of AIDS Cases in Africa are not incurred by gay white men.
5) If two men who don't already have HIV have sex, neither one of them will catch it. HIV / AIDS doesn't generate spontaneously from gay sex. You catch it from someone else who already has it. Promiscuity is a bigger factor than homosexuality.
31. Barrie O'bama - September 24, 2008 7:38 PM
God cares if people are gay. That's we he created the AIDS virus.....
God loves Republicans which is why I'm going to lose in November. But, me and Rev. Wright are going to put about 30 million cracks in that "Black Ceiling". Then I'll go back to doing nothing in the senate except passing ass loads of earmarks to my corrupt butt buddies in Chicago.
BTW, you are some backward ass, fucked up losers on this site. Get some help. And, don't vote for me. I don't want f'ed up freaks voting for me....
Barrie O'bama
32. KC - September 24, 2008 7:46 PM
Gay is the new code word for "fat."
33. Groucho - September 24, 2008 7:57 PM
Yeah yeah, whatever. But why is this article accompanied by a picture of Donald Trump? Confusing.
34. Oral Roberts - September 24, 2008 9:31 PM
We should all that God guide and heal this deviant sinner, and his soul, through turbulent times, decisions and choices.
Amen
35. Oral Roberts - September 24, 2008 9:32 PM
We should pray!
36. Paul - September 24, 2008 9:55 PM
@#5 - There you go again, talking about your Mother. One thing though - you used past tense. Your Mom stopped turning tricks? Last I heard, that mangy twat could suck start a jet with that toothless, groaning pit of a mouth she has.
37. Piglet - September 24, 2008 10:13 PM
Boy, has he gotten Fat! What a Porker!
38. Piglet - September 24, 2008 10:17 PM
His hands look so clammy, who would want to touch them or him. I bet his hands are all sweaty and discusting, and, wait, this is not a picture of Donald Trump, then who is this guy in the photo.
39. English Girl - September 24, 2008 10:18 PM
He has nice teeth.
40. Ferdinand Narcos - September 24, 2008 10:31 PM
15-Thanks for the bullshit homophobic bullshit.The incidence of HIV transmission amongst gays plateaued years ago.the vast majority of HIV transmissions,for more than a decade have been heterosexual.many of them,no doubt,caused by jerkoffs named Matthew who really prefer the cock,go out and get it uop the ass and bring it ghome to mama.
41. toiletduck - September 24, 2008 10:34 PM
Kind of explains the song, "The Measure of a Man", don't it??? Measured in inches I am sure...
42. toiletduck - September 24, 2008 10:36 PM
I'm "aiken" for some stiff cock right about now....
43. jesus - September 24, 2008 11:23 PM
pat you must be a fag. aiken is a limp wristed faggot
44. gerard Vandenberg - September 25, 2008 12:42 AM
You all still think america is sort of "MORE" than europe?
be sure: FAGGOTS ARE JUST EVERYWHERE, folks!!
45. tc - September 25, 2008 2:20 AM
Urrrgh. Yuk.
He is a bummer.
He bums men, and gets bummed.
46. Styxchix - September 25, 2008 4:54 AM
Clay Aiken looks ghastly in this pic! Awful. Flat hair, pancake makeup, podgy......gak.
47. immmers - September 25, 2008 4:59 AM
Trust me, Republicans don't care if Gayken is gay. Because ya know, NOBODY cares. At all. About Gayken. Seriously, when was the last time anyone did?
48. Jeff W. - September 25, 2008 7:35 AM
Wouldn't a better title be, "Clay Aiken got fat and has bad hair" (?)
49. CDC - September 25, 2008 9:06 AM
"Overall, white gay men account for almost half the number of new HIV cases."
So much for the myth of heterosexual AIDS in America. Gay men are about 4-5% of the population and they account for 50% of all new HIV cases. It's not "primarily a heterosexual disease now" and it never has been.
50. Oral - September 25, 2008 9:23 AM
Don't forget about Gods furnace (hell). Designed just for degenerates, deviants and other sinners.
Let us prey.
51. jerry - September 25, 2008 11:13 AM
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52. Jayfournines - September 25, 2008 11:13 AM
Why is Clay Aiken turning into Gene Wilder?
53. {{ (_|_) }} .............................. - September 25, 2008 12:27 PM
Yes Simon - what a shocker .... Nobody on the face of this earth could have seen this coming .... "Chh..."
The guy's been a stone-cold-fag from day one
54. immmers - September 25, 2008 2:30 PM
DON'T INSULT GENE WILDER!
55. Drunkman - September 25, 2008 3:08 PM
Is any part of his face real?
56. Whateverman - September 25, 2008 4:21 PM
I think he was the last to find out.
57. me - September 25, 2008 4:23 PM
I would fuck him so hard he would walk sideways for weeks because I will have taken all of his up and downs.
58. Well Duh! - September 25, 2008 5:55 PM
Clay is Gay... no shit!
59. HorribleJudgment - September 25, 2008 8:50 PM
Holy Shit! Santa's not real? Fuck. He's kidding, right? That shit's not funny. Seriously, I'm on the verge of fucking tears right now. Well...whatever. I know for a fact he's joking because I know for a fact that Santa is fucking real. So whatfuckingever!
About the "claymates" being upset by Gay Aiken being...you know...gay....who gives a shit. If you're a Clay Aiken fan, and you are willing to call yourself a fucking "claymate", your life is pretty sad anyway, and odds are you're in for a lot more disappointments than this.
60. samuel - September 25, 2008 9:50 PM
Hey Clay, the straightest man in the world says it's okay to be gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYvH7Gjbxh4
61. Mandi - September 26, 2008 2:24 PM
To Matthew:
He came out that he is gay...not that he is having an orgy next Sunday with 15 HIV infected gay men. Being gay does not mean you are promiscuous anymore than being straight automatically means that you are promiscuous. You act like he came out that he is HIV positive and having sex without protection or something.
Geez, get a grip.
By the way, good for Clay for coming out. I may still fantasize about him though. I wasn't going to get him anyway so his sexuality is a non-issue to me.
62. Joel - September 26, 2008 6:35 PM
he looks like the Chucky Doll... how hideous
63. robyn - September 26, 2008 7:43 PM
#19: I thought the SAME THING!!! he DOES look like CHUCKY!!!
he is freaking scary.