Sep 26 2008Shia LaBeouf ducks DUI charges

I was done for drink driving once and swore I'd never do it again. I was full of shit.

I love Shia! For a funny and witty blog, check out http://theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com/ - it's classic!

Also, when I was living in Cali (am a NZer) we were stopped by the cops for taking a supermarket trolley home. I miss the states. Does anyone want to marry a New Zealand guy to help him get back to the US. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BQAPkUmYLk

Shia isn't aging well. Another two years and he will be out of a job.

Grant, haha, you are funny!!

I wanted to make one of my usual vapid meaningless ass-kissing comments, but I'm totally befuddled by this. There is simply nothing here.

Sincerely,

Randal

Ive got to move to L.A.

We don't need any more sheep shagging trolley thiefs here sorry!

They felt sorry for him b/c his parents fucking named him Shia....

He's got enough issues...

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Whats the hillbilly rambling about ?

Who the fuck is this spermguzzling twat?? Another bible banger kid porn producer?

#3,

check with Jimbo, he was looking for a mail order bride that didn't have to be inflated like his others. Of course you'd have to be into same-sex marriage. just sayin...

I'd lick a blister on Shias ass! Yes!

And I still have no idea why this guy is still getting parts in movies. He just bores the crap out of me.

I think im a negative on the US. economy. I mean my fans are willing to neglect work and pose as me,,,just to have fun on the "INTERNETS"!

Forgot to add that I love the cock. Thank you.

15, Delusional much?

I think #13 and 16 proved my point....why am I explaining myself to someone name poop chute? eff off!

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Can someone please do SOMETHING with his freakin' eyebrows? I mean, don't make them girly or anything but just clean them up a little. He looks like an old jewish dude with the brows that move when he talks!!

Fuckin' faggot gets off the charges cuz he's an actor. Fuckin' sissy boy ought to do some HARD TIME and really pay for his crime.

Um, can someone do something about his freakin hair. Ew. It's worse than Matthew Mcconaughey's. (shudder)

how cruel is it that his parents named him shia? why not pussypants twatsniffer?

Fucking Hollyweird strikes again. Amazing this kid gets off.

i like him :) good actor and he's cute ... and grant, funny ... scary but funny lol

he is so fucking HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

This guy is such a little dork.

Who the fuck is he?

So they let the drunk and fugly "celeb" with the ridiculous name of Shia off scot free, and they are "mulling over" charges for the non celebs involved? This world is fucked up. I personally think she should be facing charges for being so ugly, and for being a douche who decorates fucking toilet seats.

And no, Shia is NOT aging well at all. That's not good for someone who was BUTT UGLY to begin with. Look at that picture of him above. Dear Geezus, my computer almost fucking broke.

Let's analyze Shia's repulsively ugly face, shall we?

His hair is molded onto his head, and it looks like shit someone scooped out of the toilet and plopped onto his head and squashed down onto his fucking scalp. disgusting.

His eyes are sunken into the flesh folds of his face, and below them fat bags pucker out.

His nose is shaped like a cross between a fucking pelican beak and a dick and balls. It's all fat and wide and crushed on his face and looks repulsive.

His lips are like disgusting misshapen worms, and you can practically see the spit caked on them....UGH!

His head is shaped like a dick, or like a testicle. There's more, and I could go on, but I'd be here all day!

Is anyone else checking out Shia's massive, very creepy, almost Transilvanian eyebrows? WTF? You'd think they'd thin that shit before letting him go out in public.

#31, I'd have gotten to the eyebrows, but then I would have been here all day. I'm already exhausted with this repulsive testicle-faced UGGO.

Shia seems to believe he has a real life stunt person to take his falls like in the movies. Gravity (and physics) is a bitch.

I'd probably ask him to go ass to mouth.

"...but I'd be here all day!"

Oh, spare us the fuken agony, eunoch. Don't you and your cousin hook-up this time of day to compare mutilation scars?


"and there are those who make eunochs of themselves, that they may enter the kingdom of God"

who it this guy? oh thats right he`s the annoying shit bag in all the crap films i`ve seen in the past twelve months

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Shit labeef got jewed out of a career, and he's a fucking train wreck, and he got at much talent as jew has a concience. He stinks like a jews, except he aint got the victim mentality and the big nose. Woody allen can get him a role in one of his Jew York movies, though he is too old to play Allen's pedophilic boy interest.

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It is rumored he works for JTF

www.jtf.org/america/america.hurricane.katrina.htm

Shit-ia would have no career if not for blowing Spielberg - and Spielberg is not even gay, he just gets off on the power trip of having young actors degrade themselves in order to get parts. And don't believe all of the heterosexual stories that Shia's flacks are constantly planting in the press - Shit-ia likes peen and boy butt more than puss - and he likes those male holes DIRTY!

Who is this? when do we hear about Billy Jon Hillbilly and his incest charges? who the F is this douche. He isn't even popular enough to get a MySpace page!

Who is this? When do we hear about Billy Jon Hillbilly and his incest charges and everyone else who is a nobody? Who the F is this douche. He isn't even popular enough to get a MySpace page! How and why did you even bother to put him on here?

I'd love to give him a tongue bath then let him have his way with me. Damn, he's smokin' hot!

How wilingly he wants to be a "celebrity"?
.......take it OR LEAVE IT, idiot!!

Shia LaGOOF is more like it .. he's from even stevens COME ON HE IS A COMPLETE GOOBER!

Just read an Eagle Eye Movie Review. I think I will go out and watch it tonight.

well if he was innocent in the matter, fine. but if he was drinking and tested 0.80 or above shouldn't he be nailed on something. i think he had a good laywer. jmho.