Sep 29 2008Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds wed

bomdigity bomb! today indeed is a good day. FRIST

Saddest day in history.

Damn the fool who took those beautiful knockers off the market

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Too bad you just can marry her boobs. Must easier to care for, and best return on investment.

Yea, she's one classy bra buster...with natural lipses!!!!

Oh no, another of Esquire's Most Beautiful Woman winner taken.
She'll be back for me some day.

Motorboat...........

Best tits in Hollywood....PERIOD! (This coming from a motorboating sonofa bitch!)

so miss overated married some guy. bfd!
she ain't ugly but, she ain't so great either. women like lacey chabert are so much hotter!!

The one and ONLY reason he maried this"EMPTY SKULL" are those damn big TITS!!
I'M ONE HONDRED PERCENT SURE!!
be honest: WHAT ELSE?

Ugly dress, over rated girl. And isn't she lesbo & Ryan gay? I'm confus-ed. Maybe she's the "man" in the relationship; with her manly voice. But I must say, I do love me some Ryan Reynolds comedies; the guy is good. Well, what can I say?...its Monday morning and I'm a bitch. Shut up bitch. Yeh, shut it.

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride."

I guess she won't be sucking on my cock anymore

Aside from the tits. This is hardly earth-shattering.

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Married in Canada. I sense there is some homosexual activity here

What a nipple! I can feel it thru the canvas. Thanks thesuperficial!

she's so overrated and very average looking at that.

She doesn't look good at all. I bang better looking chics all the time

I heard during the reception that Alanis Morissette came repelling in on wires, screeching and screaming, with her teeth bared. Many guests at first thought she was some type of whale (poor Alanis has put some weight on). She then repelled down onto Ryan Reynold's douchey back, and sunk her teeth into his neck, pulling out his larynx. It was some reception!

I wanted Ryan Reynolds :(

I don't think she's ugly, but her cheeks and lips are kinda strange. RR was probably better off with Alanis. SJ is probably going to cheat on him.

Another case of an average (at best) looking girl who is popular only because of her breasts. If she were an A Cup, she'd have been taking on the roles Lili Taylor had twenty years ago.

i like her, but why is she walking all hunched over & weird?

i agree #20, he'll be leaving her. i give it less than 2 years. ryan reynolds could make even the hardest, butchiest bull-dykes like #19 cream all over.

I love Ryan Reynolds. I think these two make a cute couple. Wonder if they will actually last past the typical H'wood one year mark?

big knockers, full cocksucking lips nice pale complexion, average face-she's a keeper-for now anyways i think i'd have her deepthroat me first so i could shoot my wad then last longer in her big ass

Very nice, I'd be motorboatin' all day.

Lousy actress and ugly flapjack breasts...but she's voting for ME!

Well congrats to her, and I hope it lasts.

i'm so glad, i love her and him so much :)

Dave Coulier is still cooler than Reynolds until Alanis sings about smokin' his pole......

She's so cute and adorable!!
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i used to think she was great...but lately i have seen through the hype (and her snotty ass 'i'm smarter than you even though i don't have a degree and i lie about cohorting with politicians to feel important' attitude has been turning me off). i think i liked the idea of her...curvy, blonde, big boobs, classic but different, nice lips, good style...like really hot components but they were natural. now, when i look at it all together its just like 'blah' at best. still better than like kiera knightly or jordan or somethng. i think the best discription i have heard was 'pretty but dull and odd without distinction.'

In related news, I heard Alanis has a new album out, called "Fuck You, You Big-Breasted Whore." It's a concept album.

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:'(

like have you seen her nast streched out boobs... omg... like ryan i totally think u need to get back with alanis.... omg, like she has total wife potential, scarlett has been with j.t and many others... so gross......

Listen, Alanis HAD her chance to get breast implants, but she passed on it. So, what choice did Ryan have?

Hollywood wedding? I give it 8 months.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I HEAD YOU RYAN!!!!....MALDITA SEA XQ XQ XQ!!!!????????