Sep 2 2008Sarah Palin's future son-in-law revealed - Surprise! He doesn't want kids

Well, it was only a matter of time until they found the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin. And, boy, is this kid amazing. Meet future shotgun groom Levi Johnston (above) who, in a triumph of the human spirit, makes Casey Aldridge and Kevin Federline look they should be on the space program. The New York Post has the details:
On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, "I'm a fuckin' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess."
"Ya fuck with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."
Wow. Am I the only one who hopes this kid never stops reproducing? Show of hands.

Reader Comments
1. Ted from LA - September 2, 2008 1:03 PM
The moral of the story is if you don't want kids, keep your pee pee in your pants.
2. Vote Democrat - September 2, 2008 1:03 PM
Vote Democrat!
3. Citizen - September 2, 2008 1:03 PM
He'll be a classy addition to the White House. Great job picking a running mate, President McCain!
4. Ted from LA - September 2, 2008 1:05 PM
He sounds very articulate. I wonder if he'll speak at the GOP convention. I say fuck ya.
5. Willy Wonka - September 2, 2008 1:06 PM
Looks like Palin bumped her head a little too hard on that glass ceiling, and couldn't recover in time to teach her daughter how to avoid getting knocked up by a grizzly.
6. A Woman - September 2, 2008 1:07 PM
When I said I didn't ever want kids, I was serious. That's why I'm 33 years old, and still child-free, and I've never had an abortion. Birth control (and I don't mean "pulling out") works, but you actually have to use it!
7. M.O. - September 2, 2008 1:07 PM
They should DEFINITELY get him on the campaign trail, bring in the moron vote. It should be a landslide.
8. Deacon Jones - September 2, 2008 1:10 PM
I thought I was reading a transcript of Bush's memoirs....
9. MadMonkey - September 2, 2008 1:10 PM
God bless the Republicans.
It's funny to see when their hypocrisy blows up in their face.
10. veggi - September 2, 2008 1:10 PM
Jesus Pole-Dancing Christ, what will people say - especially the right wing religious fanatics - when it's revealed that this guy knocked up BOTH Sarah and Bristol (nice fucking name) Palin?
11. havoc - September 2, 2008 1:11 PM
I don't see what the fuck this has to do with anything. Its a family issue.
These useless sack of shit politician/ media slime/ retards/ adulters/ pedophiles/ drug addict/ alcoholic/ liars/ convicted criminals/ closet homo's are actually passing moral judgement?
.
12. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 1:13 PM
theres nothing wrong with this kid,,,this is the mind set of every red blooded young bucks outthere,,,if you think differently youre probably too placid or your willi been cut off!
13. CaptainMorgan - September 2, 2008 1:14 PM
When someone's true colours are revealed, it is never a pretty sight. This kid is a product of his environment. I'm sure McCain is proud as hell of him and picked Palin as a running mate for just this reason. The South will now be owned by the Republicans.
*dear God, please, have mercy on them, they know not what they dim dum gone and did.
14. VEEP - September 2, 2008 1:14 PM
That was one expensive game of hide the weenie for Levi. Let this be a lesson to anyone trying to have fun with an evangelical girl -- they make you repent!
15. one obvious counterpoint, of many - September 2, 2008 1:14 PM
Sexual orientation is also a family issue.
16. pete - September 2, 2008 1:16 PM
I'm shocked that everything didn't turn out well after creationism was taught as science and abstinence was taught as sex ed.
17. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 1:17 PM
I jus farted.
18. Nique - September 2, 2008 1:17 PM
We are still missing Bristols pic!
19. Sarah Palin - September 2, 2008 1:19 PM
Levi, no, you got it all wrong - pulling out only works if it's Alaska seceding from the United States.
20. Sportsdvl - September 2, 2008 1:19 PM
McCain gets my vote!
21. DirtySanchiz - September 2, 2008 1:24 PM
Who cares, but I do have to recognize the sweet neckbeard. Nice.
22. Gypsy - September 2, 2008 1:24 PM
I'm with havoc on this. I don't see the problem here either. He appears to be like any teenage (NON GAY) kid I've ever met. He's into sports, likes to hang out with friends, obviously likes girls (a plus in my book), and didn't plan to have kids. Agreed he should have studied up and used protection to prevent it, but hey sh@t happens. And NEWS FLASH for Citizen!!! HE IS NOT PART OF THE POLITICAL PARTY! He will not be living in the White House and doesn't get access to 'THE BUTTON'. He won't even be on the payroll, so get over it!
23. martino - September 2, 2008 1:25 PM
Captain Morgan the south is already owned by Republicans. Apparently, joinning the Republican party is a prerequisite to joining the Baptist church down here.
24. Reverend Limbaugh - September 2, 2008 1:25 PM
Wow, classic "bad boy" that the daughter fucked to try to get Mom and Dad's attention. She should have known better. I mean, look at Sarah Palin now, she has a special needs infant that she's dropping like a hot potato. Or, more like a misshapen potatohead.
They're terrible parents. On that basis alone, it's a sin to vote for them.
25. Relic - September 2, 2008 1:25 PM
I like his greasy stach. Someone needs to get the guy some testosterone...or a proper shaving kit. Haha!
26. strider - September 2, 2008 1:25 PM
MULLET!!!!
other than that... so what...
both Dem & Rep candidates are lousy and neither is what America needs... but oh well. McCain is the lesser of the two evils though.
27. Crystal - September 2, 2008 1:26 PM
What else is there to DO in Alaska to keep warm???
28. Jumpin_J - September 2, 2008 1:27 PM
Deacon, rockin comment, man. I could go off on this pitiful little hockey dork who sounds like he'll be a winner of a husband (God help the kids), but Obama's right. Let's keep the kids out of this. Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving. Like how she wants Alaska to be separate from the US, or she's a book burner, or our founding fathers wrote the Pledge Of Allegiance. There's such a big bag of stupid that she carries around, we don't need to bother the family (though it is fun).
29. Tim - September 2, 2008 1:27 PM
"Agreed he should have studied up and used protection to prevent it"
Yeah too bad Palin worked so hard to get that type of information OUT of the schools.
30. Sportsdvl - September 2, 2008 1:27 PM
Gypsy - I got news for you. His life just became public when his whore of a girlfriends mom went to run with McCain.
Its politics - Get over it.
31. hollywood_hillbilly - September 2, 2008 1:27 PM
Seeing this hypocrisy blow up in their faces is better than seeing it blow up in Larry Craig's face.
32. kitty - September 2, 2008 1:28 PM
wow why force two kids to get married i think her daughter is better off alone than with that guy.....
33. Jim - September 2, 2008 1:28 PM
Is this kid really as bad as Obamas wife?
34. Nique - September 2, 2008 1:29 PM
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9d23911b332d74fd212ceee3da954e9d
35. wHO - September 2, 2008 1:29 PM
#13.... you're a Fucktard. Eat shit, feel free to use as much mustard as you need.
36. Sportsdvl - September 2, 2008 1:29 PM
#8 - LOL. So true!
This redneck is the exact person who will be voting for McCain in November. Thankfully, the old senile dude won't win.
37. Rod - September 2, 2008 1:29 PM
@12
Ignoring the spelling and grammar errors, I'll move on to say I'm pretty sure placid doesn't mean what you think it means. Were you going for "flaccid?" I'd say more about your ignorant statement but you've already done more to prove my point than I ever could.
38. Jill - September 2, 2008 1:30 PM
#22
Newsflash:
The Republicans platform has always been no adultry/no sex before marriage and we are better than the democrats. Now their true colors come out! McCain cheated on his first wife with his second wife and now Republican VP candidate Palin has a unwed pregnant daughter!
Fix the Bush Administration mess by voting democrat.
39. Aerialgreen - September 2, 2008 1:32 PM
@11: In elections, it has to do with everything, the candidates are prone to be surrounded by people who will get a vote out of anything and regardless their moral education, motivations, etc.
Oh, and every human being passes judgment as they pass gas, there is no surprise there.
40. ME - September 2, 2008 1:33 PM
Oh Please! Why the hell is this even posted on here? What a waste of time! You know how many people put "I don't want kids" on myspace! A LOT OF PEOPLE DO!!
Just because he put that doesn't mean he couldn't have put "I can't have kids by having sex" or "I might have kids if I get my girlfriend knocked up" if Myspace gave you that option.
41. Stephanie Lemberg - September 2, 2008 1:34 PM
I bet Sarah feels really good about her child not getting proper sex education. She doesn't even know how her so called abstinence and contraception work. This is a nice poster child for pro-lifers though. They look like they will make a swell family with good family values to learn from. Having babies at 17 is a nice career choice.
42. Phil - September 2, 2008 1:34 PM
Good lord, so many people still don't get it. Palin and her family are THAT family - the dad is an ordinary guy working an ordinary job, keeping to himself mostly; the mom is Mrs. Perfect and runs the family with an iron fist, she has all sorts of "control issues" (forget her beliefs - who the fuck torments her kids with those fucked up names???); and above all else they try to put out the appearance of being perfect little Christian soldiers. But it's 100% batshit insanity on the inside.
There are going to be stories and stories and stories and stories and stories...
Who knew the presidential campaign would be this much FUN???!!!! Just look at the Republican convention - it should be a snoozefest, but instead it's like an episode of Jerry Springer.
43. Phil - September 2, 2008 1:35 PM
Good lord, so many people still don't get it. Palin and her family are THAT family - the dad is an ordinary guy working an ordinary job, keeping to himself mostly; the mom is Mrs. Perfect and runs the family with an iron fist, she has all sorts of "control issues" (forget her beliefs - who the fuck torments her kids with those fucked up names???); and above all else they try to put out the appearance of being perfect little Christian soldiers. But it's 100% batshit insanity on the inside.
There are going to be stories and stories and stories and stories and stories...
Who knew the presidential campaign would be this much FUN???!!!! Just look at the Republican convention - it should be a snoozefest, but instead it's like an episode of Jerry Springer.
44. Mr.Chips - September 2, 2008 1:37 PM
I cannot believe the family lives of these candidates. Is this America now? McCain dumps the first wife for a hotter younger one. Palin's daughter pulls a Jamie Lynn Spears. Obama's the bastard son of a drunken polygamist and a teenager. Let's not even touch on Clinton and Edwards. It's so fucking depressing...
45. e - September 2, 2008 1:38 PM
Why all the Political junk?
just start a 4th site/blog for politics... you've got Superficial for gossip, Iwatchstuff for Entertainment and Geekologie for gadgets and the like....
but then again all this crap is Liberal saturated, so it's hardly be balanced.
46. thatgirl - September 2, 2008 1:39 PM
I am no longer reading these stupid posts. Most of you people are negative and naive about politics. I am headed to a real posting site like USA Today and Google News. This is a kiddie bullshit!!! Dam I can't belive you dumbasses are actually voting for the President of the United States. I gurantee you don't know the real Obama, you just go with the trend. What experience does he have against Sarah Palin? She beats him. He was just a community organizer that went to a racist church and a senator that has spent most of his time in running for President. What a joke!
BYE FOR GOOD AND FUCK ALL YOU THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY POST CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
47. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 1:41 PM
#17 YOURE WAY TOO OBSESS WITH ME!
48. Erik - September 2, 2008 1:41 PM
As you can tell whenever politics pop up on this site, lots of people have their minds permanently made up. They're arguing about what Palin's problems "mean." The undecided and independent voters who actually decide elections vote based on whether or not the candidates seem trustworthy and likable. Palin's getting killed on that, which is a shame because McCain's biggest strength against Obama is that people don't know if they can trust such an unknown and unfamiliar person (Obama), and in general they find him interesting but not especially likable or personable. Independents especially are not going to look at the hot mess that is Palin and decide she's acceptable anyway because she's anti-abortion - that issue is about 74th on their list this year.
49. glide - September 2, 2008 1:41 PM
#46 - AGREED!!!!!
50. Whatev - September 2, 2008 1:42 PM
Are you kidding me??? WHO CARES that her daughter is pregnant? One thing thats for sure, is my parents raised me right and I still went out and did my rebellious things when I wanted. The fact that this girl got knocked up, has nothing to do with her mother as a political figure. McCain is getting my vote.
51. ha-ha - September 2, 2008 1:43 PM
#46 - well that was very rational! A true conservative. I miss you already.
52. FACE - September 2, 2008 1:45 PM
#50 your parents didnt do a god enough job if you were out fucking under age and got knocked up. There is no excuse for the parnets when this happens under 18. Be a hypocrite and vote for McCain but dont insult the integrity of the moral fiber tat this country sorely lacks these days by making excuses for a white girl who opens her legs too early. If it was one of Obama's daughters, the tune would be different and we all know whjy.
53. Learn To Sell Porn - September 2, 2008 1:45 PM
what a hillbilly! Classic
54. Superevil - September 2, 2008 1:45 PM
Riddle me this: When you're a redneck in Alaska and you go to klan meetings who do you talk about? Are there any black people in Alaska? Is it the Eskimos?
55. asfd - September 2, 2008 1:47 PM
#52- Learn to fucking type.
56. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 1:48 PM
#37 really? can you go over the "errors" one by one? i knew the viagra community was going to go after my comments one way or the other! keep reading! genius...
57. Bob - September 2, 2008 1:49 PM
I bet the Obama camp is loving this. They don't have to do anything besides sit back and let the Republicans screw themselves over with bad press, LOL.
I hope the topic of family values comes up during the Vice Presidential debate.
58. Karch - September 2, 2008 1:50 PM
Does anyone SERIOUSLY think this kid is gonna get married?
59. rough daddy is a complete moron - September 2, 2008 1:52 PM
47- please see 37 and shut the hell up you dumbfuck.
60. ron - September 2, 2008 1:52 PM
anybody remember the opening scenes of idiocracy?
idiocracy is prophecy.
61. Jamaul - September 2, 2008 1:53 PM
Michelle Obama used to be a hooker on the south side of Chicago.
For real, my brother used nail that ass twice a week and he'd give her nappy head a crack rock for getting him off.
62. Erica - September 2, 2008 1:54 PM
The relevance is clear - Palin has the wrong priorities as a parent: job first, then family. Her daughter is suffering the consequences of inadequate parental involvement in a teenager's life. It's so easy to give teens cars and cell phones and pretend that they're learning "independence" when in fact the parents are simply happy to be free of giving all the car rides and making all the phone calls to keep track of where their kids are and what they're doing. Palin is also doing that at the other end of the spectrum - at least wait until all your kids can talk to you on the phone at night (and as needed, for "emergencies" as kids experience them), if you're going to be away 95% of the time. I can't believe how people are absolving Palin of these parental choices, which are simply WRONG.
63. julia bella - September 2, 2008 1:58 PM
You know what? I AM FED UP OF HEARING ABOUT THE ELECTIONS....time to go vote for your next liar in chief and leave us the fuck alone. They all lie. They all have a weird past. They all have kids and they are so busy looking good for the people, busy not getting caught in their lies that they have to hire nannies and shit to take care of their own mishaps.
64. YouRang - September 2, 2008 1:59 PM
#10 I'm still laughing at the Jesus Pole-Dancing Christ intro. I immediately went to look for a t-shirt with those words, and a picture of Jesus doing a doe - c - doe around a pole looking out into a crowd trying to find his next $5 lap dance, all while trying to forget what an incredible drugged out whore republicans turned him into.
65. this conversation is both hilarious and ridiculous - September 2, 2008 1:59 PM
#46:
Wow. You showed us. You just move on to a highly respected news forum like USA Today. Or Google. That's where I like to get my news...Google.
What would be even more ridiculous than your "fancy" news statement would be if you visited a celebrity news website and acted shocked and appalled when the political commentary wasn't actually focused on politics. For example, if you mistook this site for your beloved and award winning Google news. But that would be silly.
66. Venom - September 2, 2008 2:00 PM
Well, we see where the last redneck president got us.
The poor rednecks in this country are losing their homes and trading in their F150s for Toyotas and Hondas.
Re-elect the republicans and we will be living in huts and trading in our Toyotas and Hondas for bikes and not the ones with motors.....
67. hmmm.... - September 2, 2008 2:00 PM
So, what's worse, voting for a black man or voting for a bad mother (spin all you want, the evidence is in, there are good moms and bad moms and Palin's a bad mom). I think emotions are actually stronger and more irrational, in this country at least, when it comes to "letting" a woman be a leader.
68. julia bella - September 2, 2008 2:05 PM
*yawn*
69. silly pants - September 2, 2008 2:06 PM
60- I think I love you
70. GlibJib - September 2, 2008 2:07 PM
wally.
71. Whatev - September 2, 2008 2:10 PM
Intersting. So suddenly, if you have a horny teenaged daughter, and she succumbs to peer pressure, and media pressure and pressure from her boyfriend, knowing darn well that it's WRONG and that she was taught NOT to have premarital sex, but she sneaks off to her boyfriends house during lunch period and has sex and gets knocked up, her mom is now a "bad mother". Yeah. That really makes a whole lot of sence.
72. hoho - September 2, 2008 2:10 PM
#61 - you Rock!!! haha, i even bet thats true
73. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 2:14 PM
#59? would you admit the first thing you check on superficial is my comments? of course,,,dont hide it
74. Beth - September 2, 2008 2:15 PM
Come on, the most Palin does is dress her kids up for photo ops. She didn't have a clue what her daughter was doing and she didn't care, it had nothing to do with her CAREER. I bet she creamed when she realized she could dump her newborn tard on her husband and go join McCain on the campaign trail.
"Family values" = what people say when they mean "Hi, I'm a sucker and I'm voting Republican to save our culture!"
75. George W Bush - September 2, 2008 2:16 PM
This kid is already well on his way to being a great republican. I wonder if I can hire him to write my speeches, I like the cut of his jib and how he has a way with words. I'm very impressed.
76. InTheKnow - September 2, 2008 2:19 PM
Oh and the Democrats are real saints.... Real examples of the moral role models.
lets see, Bill Clinton was impeached because he lied under oath about getting a blowjob from an intern along with who knows how many affairs and then John Edwards goes off and screws another woman while his wife is going through cancer treatment!! Jeee.... you guys have every right to point at the republicans and pass judgement.
77. Megan - September 2, 2008 2:20 PM
Yeah, so, this kid doesn't deserve to be having sex, much, much, MUCH less reproduce.
This is her daughter's second kid. Woot!
78. HolyHell - September 2, 2008 2:23 PM
Holy hell... He looks like a total douchebag.... fuckin' redneck.. more like fuckin' Captain of the douchebags...
79. cyelsm - September 2, 2008 2:23 PM
McCain is what 95 he may not last 4yrs. So think about it. Is this the person you want as your Commander in Chief. She can't even control her own child. McCain picking her proves he is senile and horny. Go Obama!!!
80. James - September 2, 2008 2:23 PM
lmao@all the energy conservatives are putting into defending Palin, and not into promoting McCain vs. Obama. Even if you win these battles, you'll lose the war.
Here's the truth: if McCain were a true conservative, he would have known who the solid choices were for a true-conservative running mate. Instead, he ordered up an exotic-looking item from an unfamiliar menu and ended up with food poisoning. Next time, he should let somebody (a true conservative) pick for him.
81. Chelsea - September 2, 2008 2:23 PM
Aere you kidding me #71?
If you force abstinence as sex education, you should know the repercussions--that being teenage pregnancy. And don't make the girl seem innocent, lured by her boyfriend and peer pressure. I had sex before I was 18, before I was married, so I won't pass judgement on her at all for that. Maybe it's not the right call, but it's the reality we're now living in. This is why Palin's policies don't work--kids have sex. Even kids with 'perfect' mothers to act as role models. I can't even tell you how many pregnant preacher's daughters I knew in my supposedly conservative christian-community highschool.
82. chelsea - September 2, 2008 2:25 PM
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=be0e2a869586ffbdc0b3661e13140dc5
83. 1 MILF Hunter - September 2, 2008 2:26 PM
I'll bet he boned Jamie Lynn Palin on her mom's desk in the governor's office.
84. Jrz - September 2, 2008 2:27 PM
How is this her daughter's second kid?
85. In case you forgot... - September 2, 2008 2:28 PM
Like McCain, Bristol is simply a continuation of the current administration:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/297302/425118.jpg
86. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - September 2, 2008 2:28 PM
K Fed's looking awful lately... or should I say awful-er...
87. Citizen - September 2, 2008 2:30 PM
Gypsy, I'm sure he'll make a splash at State Dinners, "Pass the fuckin' fois gras!" Maybe he and Bristly can get married in the Rose Garden with 21 gun salute!
88. Utly - September 2, 2008 2:33 PM
Wow, look at this guy! Buy him a couple of beers and a reporter is going to get A WHOLE LOT of stories about the Palin family. That's why this is relevant -- once this guys starts talking about inside info (and you know he will), it's all over.
89. The Docktuh - September 2, 2008 2:37 PM
He looks like a criminal....look how close set his eyes are. he's the new Roger Clinton and Billy Carter
90. Suzanne - September 2, 2008 2:39 PM
"McCain is the lesser of the two evils though."
I really hope you're kidding. If not, do our country a favor and drown yourself. We don't need anymore idiots bringing our country down.
91. par - September 2, 2008 2:40 PM
#76 Has a Damn good point.....
92. Ron - September 2, 2008 2:41 PM
He totally fucked the mom. Look at this dude and look at how hard she's running away from her family (can't get divorced because of her "beliefs"). She humped him good. I wonder why she's so angry at her husband?
93. comes around - September 2, 2008 2:43 PM
Hey #90..... how about you die in a Fire
94. Brian - September 2, 2008 2:46 PM
Unexpected pregnancy may be a family issue. But Palin's politics make it a public issue. When you're thumping on "family values" and no-sex-before-marriage and beating people over the head with abstinence only education, you better be the shining example of that crap. The guy is a loser, but in the end, it's not so much about him as how she raised her own children. It's insight into how she lives her life, not just how she gives her speeches. That tells me a lot more about how she'll lead than the marketing spin from her press corps.
95. Jim - September 2, 2008 2:47 PM
Great. McCain will get melanoma again and die, Palin will take over, and during a crisis this doofus will be fighting with her retard son Trig to take a bite of the placenta after her hillbilly teen daughter gives birth. Good thing she won't be distracted.
Of course, the real problem: "Mrs. President, I honestly cannot say whether your...behind...looks fat in that pantsuit. Can we please start the meeting? We're already weeks behind schedule..."
96. jen - September 2, 2008 2:47 PM
I'd do him.
97. VN - September 2, 2008 2:57 PM
SHHH!
Shut up you guys, the Bush Admin is monitoring this entire website to make sure none of us are terrorists. Every negative thing you say about McCain (Bushie Jr) is bound to land your ass in Gitmo. That shit is legal now so don't forget it.
Her conservative preeching obviously didn't matter to her whore of a daughter, so a lot of good she'll do in influencing the entire nation. But alas, there is hope at the end of the tunnel.....
TARD-BABY PAULIN FOR PRES 2024!!!
98. Jessica - September 2, 2008 2:59 PM
I found his myspace page, and the poster voting for Obama is a really nice touch!! LOL
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=410261272
99. Bandit - September 2, 2008 3:07 PM
Forget all this political stuff man....
JERRY REED DIED!!!
100. Murray Wentworh - September 2, 2008 3:22 PM
Join my facebook group. HAHAHAHAHA
101. txradioguy - September 2, 2008 3:40 PM
Dood...stick to writing about chicks in bikinis and your johnson...you know things you actually know about and that are funny as well.
102. missywissy - September 2, 2008 3:48 PM
Is it me, or has McCain turned this whole election thing into a joke?
103. IM A REDNECK! - September 2, 2008 3:57 PM
Oh this train wreck just keeps getting better and better. This has to be the worst generation of young women to exist in history. Great job, parents.
104. California Red - September 2, 2008 4:26 PM
Who cares about the sex life of the vice presidential children? How is Sarah Palin a hypocrite because her daughter got pregnant?
I suppose all you homo's voted for Bush/Cheney because Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. No you didn't.
Why don't we talk about the fact that Obama only talks about 'change' but has no feasible plan to do it. Obama is a Marxist who lives in a utopian dream where government takes care of all your needs. No thanks.
105. m - September 2, 2008 4:36 PM
does this guy realise how many people want to see him dead?
coulda used a condom, you awkward douche
it's assholes like him who ruined hockey forever...
pissed canadian chick
106. dave - September 2, 2008 4:41 PM
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
107. Sid - September 2, 2008 4:51 PM
I'm voting for the guy who doesn't have incontinence.
108. Racer X - September 2, 2008 4:52 PM
HA-HA!
/The Republicans have lost my vote.
//Yes We Can!!!
109. Jack - September 2, 2008 4:54 PM
Yes, vote Republican, so all mothers will be inspired to ignore their families and pursue personal achievement regardless of the cost to their children. It's the Republican way. Family values. Traditional Christian values.
110. Sandy - September 2, 2008 5:15 PM
What kind of mom does this to her unwed pregnant teenage daughter? The last think that girl needs in life is what's happening right now - invasion of privacy and public criticism and mocking. Blame "the media" all you want, but her mom could end it right now if she cared to.
111. joss - September 2, 2008 5:16 PM
I like how "your" is in brackets. Did he accidently say he'd kick his own ass?
112. Abstinence is Boring - September 2, 2008 5:39 PM
How old is the next youngest daughter? What can we expect from her while Mom is prez? A few STDs and an arrest? She is going to have to work harder than that to top the antics of her older brother and sister. It's so hard being the middle child!
113. TeeKai - September 2, 2008 5:42 PM
IT"S fuck'n myspace!!!
114. cyelsm - September 2, 2008 5:44 PM
#104 what plan has McCain given anybody. oh he hasn't he thinks everything is all good. I don't care what Obama changes as long as it is something different then the sh!t Bush has given us the past 8 yrs. Go Obama (respect your next President fool)
115. Gypsy - September 2, 2008 6:20 PM
Responses:
Jill #38
see InTheKnow #76
Tim #29
I know liberals run away from home and move to California at early ages and expect society to raise them and the government to pay for everything but I believe he still lives at home. He has PARENTS to tell him about 'the facts of life' and doesn't need the public school system to do it for them.
116. Moby Penis - September 2, 2008 6:22 PM
Let this be a reminder to all teenage girls that there is only one surefire method of birth control: butt-fucking.
117. extracheeseplease - September 2, 2008 6:39 PM
Republicans have very high standards for who they let their children date.
118. Dech - September 2, 2008 6:40 PM
Seems like the "teach abstenance only" republican policy worked out well for him -- not.
119. britney's weave - September 2, 2008 7:00 PM
44: i know. i sort of want them to be better than i am. and by better i don't mean richer.
120. boxerdude - September 2, 2008 8:04 PM
wow. he's a young little hottie. i'd lick the sweat off his balls for sure.
121. Lori - September 2, 2008 8:34 PM
Yep. looks and sounds like my 18-yr-old's bf's myspace. Were all these boys in America cloned?
And that's why I put her little ass on birth control.
When I read on his profile, the person he would most like to meet is "the guy that invented rubbers", I ran her to the doctor. Thank God for Yaz.
122. wretew - September 2, 2008 9:23 PM
he looks so young... Seems I saw him before on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com......Fans would be very surprised if they met him there.
123. basementfrog - September 2, 2008 9:33 PM
Isn't this Levi da 18 year old redneck with a finger also a pedophile? Will he be arrested as a pedophile for having sex with a 17 year old girl or are politician's kids open targets?
Why isn't anyone pointing out that Palin was a leader in an independent party that was trying to get Alaska to secede from the Union?
When Mrs. Obama said she was proud of her country for the first time, the republicans jumped all over that questioning her loyalty as an amercian. Sheeeet this gal is trying to divide the United States and no one says a word, just focus on the kid...believe me there is a lot more to focus on that is far more damaging and everyone is ignoring the more important things.
Screw her daughter...oops, Levi da ignornant already took care of that!
124. Cash907 - September 2, 2008 9:38 PM
FYI, in case you actually have some semblance of professional integrity, it came out a little while ago that the myspace page that supposedly belonged to this kid is a fake, and was made only two days ago.
If most journalists weren't fucking morons, this would have been caught a lot sooner. Just a quick tip, for the old people: generally kids that have myspace pages for a couple years will have as many years worth of comments etc on their page. This page didn't. Dumbasses.
125. Cash907 - September 2, 2008 9:43 PM
@123:
Why isn't anyone pointing out that you're an ignorant dumbass that believes everything you read on the daily kos? Oh thats right, because no one gives a shit. Palin's voter registration shows she's been a republican since the 70's, and never had anything to do with those independent freaks, which is exactly what we Alaskans consider people like that to be. Yeah we get tired of Alaska being so effing tiny on the big national weather maps, but not enough to pack up our oil and Moose and go play by ourselves.
Do yourself a favor and go get a clue, or at least keep your yap shut about things you know nothing about.
126. peggy-o - September 2, 2008 9:50 PM
#123
i believe sexual consent in alaska is at 16 years of age
127. Shawnta in Texas - September 2, 2008 10:06 PM
Well they are just kids and these things do happen, however, Sarah doesn't seem to have time to raise her family let alone be VP.
128. Angela C. - September 2, 2008 10:22 PM
Yee Haw! Wonder how many double wides they can fit in the Rose Garden!
129. hms - September 2, 2008 10:38 PM
It's a shotgun wedding and Sarah Palin is holding the shotgun. Jamie-Lynn Spears, move on over, Honey child.
130. Americans are in real trouble - September 2, 2008 10:48 PM
Nonpartisan comment. I wish we could all unite and overthrow the system. We are as a nation in monstrous debt as in bankrupt. The country has been looted and plundered and is the fault of both political parties or shall I say the politicians we are forced to elect. We don't get much choice do we? Stooges mostly.
Our money goes to China and the middle east and our jobs go to India and China and we bring cheap Mexicans over to take away jobs, convert us into Spanish speaking to ease communication for the NWO team. Surely none of us really want NAFTA right? None of us want a global government right?
So why do we allow this to happen? Why can't we unite for a while and create a third party called something like the America First party or whatever? Why can't we?
131. hopper65 - September 2, 2008 10:58 PM
The LAST thing that woman, that entire family, needs to be doing is going to DC. They have a 4-month old with Down's Syndrome and a teenager who'll be a mama by Christmas. Family first! Take care of the home!
132. Yoshi99 - September 2, 2008 11:47 PM
#130 -- WHAT??? Create a third party? And miss out on all this fun? No way! Sarah Palin and her kids Trig, Track, Truck, Train and Tramp are the best thing to happen to American politics. You hopin' for peace in the Middle East or something? Fergit it ...
133. EuroNeckPain - September 3, 2008 2:43 AM
So, it seems to be quite a common thing in your country to marry someone you knew in high-school ? This is probably the strangest thing I notice in all these stories. Don't people want to travel and see the world and meet tons of new people before they settle down ?
When I was in high school, and although it was in one of the best parts of the world, and although my parents had a wonderful house, I was EAGER to see what it was like elsewhere. This is just intellectual curiosity. And most young people I knew were like that. Who wants to live in the same place and stick around the same people all their lives ? Who wants to have kids at 17 and never have any different life experience ?
The US is the new third world.
134. yankee dan - September 3, 2008 5:04 AM
He'll/they'll be popular in the south.....
135. God bless Palin and Lieberman - September 3, 2008 6:43 AM
Nothing like traitors in office! Lieberman is a real piece of shit. Biggest scumbag we have. Zionist wackjob.
136. gigi - September 3, 2008 7:37 AM
this woman palin knew her daughter was pregnant when she accepted the vice presidential candidacy. That means that she KNEW her daughter (and her boyfriend) were going to be subject to massive media scrutiny because of her career ambition. And they're only kids.
I'm not an expert on pre-natal health but I do know that when a mother is stressed when pregnant, bad health outcomes can result for the baby.
What is the point of being 'pro-life' if you do not support & protect your children as best as you possibly can? The fact that her daughter is pregnant at 17 is a secondary issue - by accepting the position of VP candidate she is bringing about massive stress on her pregnant daughter & endangering her grandchild.
137. Sarah Palin is a disgrace - September 3, 2008 9:25 AM
Pro-life - means no abortions ever, even in cases of RAPE and INCEST. So say a 12 year old girl gets violently raped by her father, her life is ruined forever and she has to give birth to the demond spawn. I don't think blood clots with potential human features are people, I care more about the 12 year old girl.
Fought to get polar bears off the endangered species list - I like polar bears.
What does this red neck moose eating girl know about national economy, international politics? If McCain drops dead, she is in charge of it all.
Oh good for her, her teen daughter is a slut and she is proud to have the evidence of this. People are happy she is keeping it, shows shes a good chrisitian...
Thats funny, because I would think a devoute christian girl would not have underage, unmarried sex, the fact that she is pregnant shows her weak morals. Obviously this Palin bitch was not successful in instilling those "values " in her child.
And how does a mother of five, ( one being a down syndrome baby ), the other with a child on the way, have time to be a devoted Vice President of a nation.
In addition, creationists are idiots.
I was sort of on the fence. untill I hear this fool was the VP candidate.
138. and she does not have more experience that obama - September 3, 2008 9:32 AM
He has ten years experience in public office, more than the two other former leading Democratic candidates, Hillary Clinton (six-plus years as Senator from New York) and John Edwards (six years as Senator from North Carolina). Barack's first eight years spent in the Illinois senate before his three years of service in the U.S. Senate, should not be forgotten.
139. gerard Vandenberg - September 3, 2008 11:00 AM
WHY NOT?
They also love "HIDE and SEEK"!!
140. Dave ain't here, man - September 3, 2008 1:10 PM
@ 99. Forget all this political stuff man....
JERRY REED DIED!!!
When you're cold, you're cold.
Sorry, Jerry. Somebody had to say it.
141. Ubiquitous - September 3, 2008 5:06 PM
"Admittedly, conservatives gives as good as they get. The difference between us and [leftists] is that we can argue as well as inveigh. They can only hurl invectives" -- Don Feder
142. don't go out on a limb - September 3, 2008 6:21 PM
#138
i actually know a state senator and please don't suggest to me that you think that is legitimate experience to be president. The presidency should require more experience than that.
let me remind you, you are vehemently defending 2 similar resumes, yet only one is SEEKING the presidency.
143. Moby Ding Dong - September 4, 2008 2:18 PM
I love how the GOP makes a 17 year old slut out to be a national hero just because she didn't have an abortion. There are thousands of food stamp grubbing welfare moms out there who are no less heroic.
144. belicoso - September 4, 2008 4:52 PM
I don't know when this baby is due, but if it were due before November 4th that kid could negotiate the biggest baby photo deal in history. He'd make Brangelina's deal for the twins look second rate. Master child exploiters like Joe Simpson and Ali Lohan and Larry Birkhead would do anything for that kind of exposure.
145. Sara - September 5, 2008 6:01 PM
For goodness sakes.... wake up to the fact that you are hypocrites... Give Sarah a break and admit you're just jealous you haven't managed to do half as much with your life! .... And then realize that your life just might be better if she's helping make decisions in this country.
146. Mike - September 7, 2008 11:32 AM
I dont care what your political offiliation is, this post and most of these comments are plain unintelligent and revolting.
its hard to claim any party affiliation these days the corruption of the Right or the intolerance and racism of the Left.
147. Rae - September 10, 2008 1:36 PM
so that puts this freaking redneck just how many heartbeats away from the President?