Sep 5 2008Sarah Palin meets Photoshop

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I can't even count how many readers have e-mailed me this picture of, what looks like, Governor Sarah Palin in a bikini brandishing a rifle. Allow me to set the record straight because, I shit you not, a ton of folks think this is real. (Smartest country ever!) It's photoshopped, people. How do I know? Simple: No one is that sexy. Also, the real Sarah Palin would've shot the guy behind her for smoking his cigarette like a homosexual. "BANG BANG! Not on my watch, Frenchie!"


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FAKE! ehhh REAL!

yo yo yo what up
i'm first
holla at your boy

Curses! Foiled again!

Pointless post superfish

You realize that's a BB gun, right? Nice one, poindexter.

You realize that's a BB gun, right? Nice one, poindexter.

What are you talking about... this is real - how the hell did this leak???

Dammit, Tard-Baby Palin must have mastered the use of digital cameras.

TARD-BABY PALIN FOR PRES 2032!!!!

Palin is hotter than the body she got Chopped onto. Plus, she lives in Alaska, when would she wear a bikini? More believable would be if she was in an igloo wrapped in moose hide. (Yes, I made fun of Alaska through stereotyping, and I found it very enjoyable to pick on people that even Canuckians can make fun of)

The real Sarah Palin is SO MUCH HOTTER than this lame photoshop. She'll be even hotter as Vice President! (that means Obama will lose)

fuckin' awesome

hahahahahahahaha number 7


i'd vote for Tard-baby Palin for pres now....he is better than the other options


hahahahahahahaha

fake? sure, i believe that.. but my question is.. is the gun 'shopped in or was her head 'shopped onto that body. inquiring minds want to know cause when i fantasize about blowing a load on the next possible VP, i want to have a good idea where to soil her.

I actually know the woman whose body is in that photograph. She was just as surprised as anyone else to see the photoshop and laughed until people started calling her fat. Watch out, it could be your body and Karl Rove's head next time. You never know.

"Smartest country ever" haha I agree with you there fish. Only way a dumbass like bush could get voted in twice is by even bigger dumbasses voting. God forbid Americans have a president smarter than themselves which is why I believe John McCain will win, lol

15th ... MILF for the win.

This pic was created on Monday and you're now covering it?

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Of course it's photo-shopped. Her body is hotter. Her toes would've had a nice pedicure and nail polish. And the gun would be a real rifle, something that would bring down a moose or water buffalo or a drunken, dishevelled 1990s Teddy Kennedy.

Of course it's photo-shopped. Her body is hotter. Her toes would've had a nice pedicure and nail polish. And the gun would be a real rifle, something that would bring down a moose or water buffalo or a drunken, dishevelled 1990s Teddy Kennedy.

For those of you who think Palin is hotter than that, have you ever seen the stomach of a woman who has spit out 5 kids? Her bikini days were over several kids ago.

Either way, chicks and guns are HAWT.....


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Gollee gee, Jonny is the essence of "astute". If she's the VP, Obama will lose? What fantastic deduction skills you must have! Thank you for spelling it out for all us peasants.

How the Hell could anybody seriously think thats real?!
its not even that good of a fake, you can clearly see where they blended the skin tone on the neck to attempt to get the head to blend onto the body they were pasting it on. Now whatever dipshit did this poor photoshop job is going to think he know's what he's doing because some retards believed it... jeez, want me to photoshop some photos of bigfoot getting molested by the lock ness monster? will you believe that too since it's 'photographic proof'....

She won over the Republican convention - mentioning her got McCain the biggest applause last night in his speech, and they blasted "Barracuda" after he was done. Too bad their nominee for PRESIDENT is McCain. I'm sure if Palin were at the top of the ticket, they'd win a very enthusiastic, if not rabid, 30% of the vote in the general election.

Unlike Palin and Obama, McCain's a legitimate candidate for president. He could defeat Obama as long as he talks like he did last night - Republicans seized power and then let it corrupt them and they lost their way, but he can lead them back to the right path. It's too bad his own party doesn't agree, and wants to blame a phantom "liberal Washington."

McCain is a doddering old fool. I don't believe he'll even be alive in four more years. But it's really funny to see Sarah Palin slink away from him when he tries to cuddle.

oh man #23 Matt, you've opened up a can of worms now....
I'm totally voting for McCain, but this site is oozing Liberals so be prepared for an asschewing

Yeah, she gets my vote for hottest VP candidate ever.

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Also after all those pups she's whelped her belly will be like a semi-deflated party balloon!

I'm amazed at how many people think Sara Palin is "hot"...I won't comment further because I'm totally pro-Obama...but you Republicans, be careful what you wish for with McCain/Palin!!!!!

It's not even a real firearm ...its a cheap pellet gun ...

14...worry about your own country (probably some lame euro country). I swear the foreigners all think we should elect somebody and then snicker about it...wouldn't it be funny if X won and flushed America down the toilet hahah turning them into socialists. In England they had some debate at a university where they tried to decide what was best for America … and they picked John Kerry.
Blow me England……

It's not even a real firearm ...its a cheap pellet gun ...

@31 Us lame Europeans give a shit about what's best for the USA. But unfortunately your retarded politicians make stupid decisions that negatively affect the rest of the world. (But I do enjoy the offensive American forums.) We should not just be allowed to have an opinion on your elections; we should actually be allowed to vote in your presidential elections.

That is rough daddy in the background, just change swimming pool to minneapolis airport bathroom and cigarette to penis.

Original picture here

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-09-03-208036176_05fcaef86c.jpg

Picture: FAKE.
Arousal: REAL.

Palin is one hot MILF.

I don't care what your political views are, for those of you referring to the woman's down syndrome child as "Tard-Baby", what in the fuck is wrong with you? Part of the problem in this country is the growing number of people lacking any sense of humanity and empathy. Completely inappropriate. Go walk off a bridge, assholes.

Looks like she's got the great state of Alaska growing down in those bikini bottoms. Fake or not, cut the grass!

Hey, where are some photo shop pics of Cindy???? BTW Moose woman has my vote!

31 but lets see americans have a debate on british politics and see who would be best for prime minister and then we can all laugh at how little you know.

I bet you're one of those yanks who thinks europe is socialist because he heard the word thrown around by his granddad but doesn't know what it means (like his granddad didn't) and therefore thinks its communism.

You shouldn't throw big words about unless you know what they mean.

More Palin Photoshop -- http://www.flickr.com/photos/jtropp1/2827463987/

Funnier still: http://www.thevelvethottub.com/celebrity-gossip/Sarah-Palin-Video.php

Gerald_Tarrant ,
Don't get confused, Canadians make fun of all americans. We actually like people from Alaska more than the ones south of the border.

This is a disgusting example of how women are sexualized. She can't be taken seriously because she's female. For fucks sake, i hate the world so goddamn much.

There should be an IQ (IGNORANCE QUOTIENT) test before Americans can vote.
Very few would pass fortunately! Or unfortunately!
Wouldn't be many politicians around either!

There should be an IQ (IGNORANCE QUOTIENT) test before Americans can vote.
Very few would pass fortunately! Or unfortunately!
Wouldn't be many politicians around either!

McCain may have a better chance to win the election if he devotes even half the time he spends attacking Obama toward talking about the issues, and what his actual plans as president would be.

While the statements like "The War in Iraq is bad" and "drilling in the Gulf will lower gas prices" are fantastic. He has yet to give any idea what the steps in his plan for bringing the troops home would be ...or even acknowledged the fact that drilling for oil now will only effect gas prices in 2020.

I think McCain is a smart man, but every second he talks negative nothings, the chances of me voting for him move closer to zero.

Sarah Palin in a bikini doesn't make me want to do dirty things with an older woman. The only guys getting off on seeing her can't see their dicks when they are naked, standing and looking down at their feet. Their beer guts get in the way.

Let's face it, isn't Sara Palin in reality Bizarro Elaine Benes?

It surprises me that for all the enlightened internet folks we have around here their is so much anti-woman bile to be read. When some of you dorks finally have girlfriends (or boyfriends) try making some of those comments on physical appearance to them and see where that gets you. Grow up.

#47- The Irish can't vote in a US election-(not sure you knew that...)

#47 - And Obama has detailed his? He just makes a bunch of promises backed by absolutely no plan or real ability to make those changes.

I wish both would better outline how they are going to do the things they promise rather than all this fluff talk about 'Change we can believe in' or 'Country First' junk. I don't need a catchy slogan from them. I need a plan. and neither is giving us that aside from some very vague allusions to a plan and/or just a bunch of pipedreams. Sure go right ahead and promise a million dollars to everybody while you're making promises you can't back up.

#40-

fuck you. do you mean our grandfathers-the men who saved europe from the nazi's while simultaneously fighting the brutal japanese on another front?

the french rolled over, the swiss cashed in the gold from the teeth of exterminated jews (neutral, my ass!), stalin had a secret pact until-oh shit-the germans didn't keep their end of the deal and invaded them too.

those grandfather? show some respect

50 Have you not seen all the anti-male bile that is posted on the internet in adverts, on tv, in the media, in the cinema?

Yet the women who do this get away with it when they say it to their or about their boyfriends, husbands etc so get of your soapbox. It happens to all sides.
This site is here to make fun of celebs if you want an enlightened conversation go elsewhere.

I expect when the obligatory misandrist comments about a male celeb or men in general appear we can count on you and you mangina to say something about that.

You wouldn't want to be a hypocrite now would you?

@51 I have to compliment you on your post. I am so sick of both sides of the political fence throwing around catch phrases and ugly sterotypes. The unemployment rate hit a 5 year high last month. I don't give a shit about gay marriage and all the other wedge issues. I want to know who will be able to fix this economy.

But you are so sensitive she still blows you right?

#47 irish guy

msnbc (more liberal than not)--

reported live last night mccain has made 15 negative ads to obama's 14.

just because you like obama more, doesn't mean you can alter the facts

hey 52

as soon as you start showing the men WOMEN, and CHILDREN from other countries who died in those conflicts i'll do the same.

Saved europe? really? You don't know your history do you.
So only when america came in and only american soldiers had any impact on the outcome? All the soldiers that had fought and died and the ones still fighting had nothing to do with it?

America deliberately waiting to come in to the conflict but then acting like the war started and finshed the day they entered is not disrespectful to everyone else who was in the war.

So the battle of Britain and monty in africa russians turning sides had less of an impact then you yanks turning up when it suited you? Give me a break.

The day americans start recognising what everyone else did and stop over-estimating (because you don't know the facts) your impact is the day i'll be respectful.

You didn't save anything you helped speed up the end of the war or do you think the nazi's really would have won and was winning if you hadn't entered. Show some respect.

What a flabby foureyed fucktard - agh - but i guess i'd hit it - right between the eyes with a rubber mallet

Anon, you both need to calm down. You both should show some respect.
Yes, the US had a tremendous affect on WW2 after we entered it. That however does not mean that we were the end all be all of it. The war was won because of the collected efforts of all of allied forces.
Really guys show some respect on both sides. Hitler very well could have won without the efforts of anyone of the major forces of the Allies, he was after all working on a nuclear weapon, but the war in Europe was over before he could finish it.


I think she'd be all downhill starting just under the tits, and even then you'd definitely want her to wear a skimpy see-through bra - and keep it on. 5 kids is 5 kids. They have avalanches in Alaska and that's what would happen if she got totally naked.

Kinda bummed out - the one real man in all of the election bullshit (McCain) finally got a chance to stand up last night. It's a shame his party is pretending it's 2000 and his VP is pretending she's more than everybody's favorite big-titted poofy haired cheerleader. She's a gimmick, and they're going to lose to the vastly superior gimmick on the Democratic side (Obama). Too bad, because I think this is a classic tortoise vs. hare race - if the authentic McCain is running, not the hastily remodeled version. He even looks like a turtle.

I seriously and sincerely hope from the bottom of my heart that you Dickwads that are calling her baby "Tard-Baby" and such get Aids, living with it in its worse stages and then, in the most painful way, die in a fire. that is all.

I seriously and sincerely hope from the bottom of my heart that you Dickwads that are calling her baby "Tard-Baby" and such get Aids, living with it in its worse stages and then, in the most painful way, die in a fire. that is all.

yawn

Prof. History if more americans had your attitude your country's standing in the world would be higher. Unfortunately the opposite seems to be the case.

Here's the weird part of the Republican convention: Palin clearly was the leader, and they're preparing not for the upcoming election but for returning to the perpetual minority party in "liberal Washington." Everything Palin said (and Thompson, and Romney, and Giuliani, and...) as well as the overall attitude shouted "we're the underdogs!" - which is totally crazy, following 8 years of holding the presidency, 10 years of holding the House, and 6 years of holding the Senate. Some people just can't handle being the top dog, and it sure looks like Republicans fit that description. Good luck throwing rocks again, fellas.

Anon, Sad thing is seems like a majority of the ones that voice themselves on the internet are just complete idiots. It's not that the majority of us as a whole are ignorant it's that the smart ones tend to get overlooked and all the focus get put on the stupid ones, thus giving us a bad image overall.

Look, I'm coming forward.

I'm the one that Photoshopped this image. I did it on Saturday and posted it to my blog that afternoon with the full disclosure that it was a fake image and the consequence of being bored as sin. I intended no malice towards Gov. Palin. If anyone actually believed this image was indeed authentic, it ain't my problem. People will always want to see what they want to see.

OH GOD, I adore mature women in bikini!!
(I think I must "HELP MYSELF" now.)

eth·no·cen·trism : ethnocentrism
-noun
1. Sociology. the belief in the inherent superiority of one's own ethnic group or culture.

Seriously, this Everyone Else vs. America debate is getting really old. Get over yourselves, you ALL sound like idiots. Try contributing something productive to a conversation and avoid this, "LOL my country is better than urs LOL" bullshit.

Thank you, have a nice weekend!

I remember when these comment forums used to be funny and delightfully offensive. Too bad it's starting to sound like every other comment page on the web. Can someone please make a joke about how the want to give Palin a dirty Sanchez or something?!?

Tard Baby for President was funny though. Props.

The disgusting thing is that inbred and his rifle-toting pal in the background drinking Schlitz.

Condoms for Teenagers = NO
Handguns for Teenagers = YES

Vote McCain/Palin 2008.

OMG!! This woman scares me as hell!!! She has to stay in Alaska FOREVER (and McCain could move to Mars!)!!

#73- I be supportin' yo cause. I am a gay black crossdresser that hates guns because then the burglars would be afraid to break in and ass-rape me which I really enjoy. We should stand up for ourself so that nobody has to not be assraped. I wish it was Obama that was back there in the middle of the night.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/palin.asp

Fake!

anon is still a dick for putting down the american soldiers that saved europe regardless of what professor history or anyone else says.

if anon needs a body count, watch a documentary of just the normandy invasion for starters.

also,
we were supporting europe before our official declaration of war-that's why our passenger liner was sunk. ugh-nice short memory-UGH!!

#31 you tell him! Just because I don't know much about money and stuff and I think George W Bush is one of the greatest presidents in our history cause I agree with him 90 percent of the time doesn't mean I can't be president. Hell I'm no smarter then any of you on this blog so it should make you feel comfortable that a good ol boy like yourself is leading you. If you ask me I think our economy is great. I have 7 houses and my wife wore a 250,000 dollar set of diamond earrings that I bought her at the Republican Convention. You guys see those babies? Now you tell me how I could afford 250,000 dollar diamond earrings if the economy is bad. Fiddle Sticks Barrack Obama. You take your intelligent mumbo jumbo and shove it.

#77

i support 31 altho i think he/she is too narrow-minded.

it should say:
blow me, england
blow me, france
blow me, canada
blow me, switzerland
blow me,
oh. am i being redundant? you get the picture.

just call us when you have a problem but trash us any other time. HA!

i'm ready-let's hear it....

#33, hahahahahahaa. So true. If the rest of the world could help the Americans vote for a politician, someone with half a brain might actually be their president. I can just see Americans sitting at home watching Obama speak with a blank stare on their faces wondering when Nascar is going to come on. Like only in America can you be a politician and openly admit you know nothing about the economy and still run for president and have people actually vote for you, lol. Hell the Americans are slowly turning into Germany from World War 2. I mean what's the difference honestly? Germany invaded sovereign nations and made up some bullshit excuse to their people to get the support. The Americans invade sovereign nations and make up bullshit lies to get the public support. They'll probably commit another terrorist attack on their own country and leave a beer bottle at the scene of the crime and say it was a Canadian and then invade us next, lol.

How about that Schlitz can, do they still evem make that shit? What year is it in Alaska?... like 1979?

How about that Schlitz can, do they still evem make that shit? What year is it in Alaska?... like 1979?

How about that Schlitz can, do they still evem make that shit? What year is it in Alaska?... like 1979?

Thats what I'm talking about! Schlitz, go for the gusto!

#79

who the fuck wants to invade and be responsible for canada

He has a Blatz in the other hand when the cigarette isn't there.

Schlitz is coming back! MIlwaukee's Best, PBR, Schaefer watch out the king of cheap beers is making a return!
check the link:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/business/20080801-0719-savingschlitz.html

Thats just an air rifle...it just shoots pellets

#79 - refer back to post #69

Canada's no better or worse. the end. now stop trying use shallow and very incorrect stereotypes

UMMMMMMMMMMMM WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THIS STUPID IDIOT AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE HELLLLLLLO SHE KILLS ANIMALS DONT YOU PEOPLE HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN DO YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER FOUR YEARS WITH BUSH AND CHENEY THE WORLD FUCKING HATES US IF ANY OF YOU DID A STUDY ABROAD YOUD REALIZE THAT OBAMA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT SPEAKS WELL ENOUGH TO TALK TO THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOK AT HOW EVERY BODY LOVED HIM WHEN HE WENT TO GERMANY NO BODY LOVES THAT BITCH WITH A RETARD BABY

#89 Emily,
First of all, this whole thing was to state that the photo is fake!
Second, don't type in all caps... its simple internet courtesy as it annoys 99% of people. Third, Obama's trip was a publicity stunt and in closing, since you are insulting a woman on the grounds that she has a child with special needs I would like to dream and hope that you die in a fire.

Dear EMILY.
You are a complete idiot. Complete and pure and true moron. Doofus. Ignorant stupid, typing all upper case jerk. Go stick your head in a bucket of Aids.

WANT ANOTHER FOUR YEARS WITH BUSH AND CHENEY
Obama has gotten you to swallow his shit. He can't criticize McCain, so he pairs him with Bush over and over and over........ Bush isn't running for president. Stupid.

THE WORLD FUCKING HATES US
Who gives a shit what the world thinks of us?! Oh that's right Obama. I'm sure he'll have a nice little tea party with Iran, and then he'll do nothing to defend us, and if you think 911 was bad.... Wait till you see what they can do with nuclear.

If Obama wins this election, the dumb asses that vote him in will have everything they get coming to them.

And you know how I knew it was Photoshopped? Because who would wear an updo and librarian glasses while hunting at the pool? Not Sarah Cougar Palin, that's for sure!

#89 idiot
#33 There was this thing called the British empire at one time and you want to bitch at the US …
#79 I will enjoy watching the slow mo train wreck that is the Canadian government. Have a nice day aeh
America has its share of idiots …just watch CSPAN where people from the public call up to comment on issues.. It’s quite disturbing. America is a great place though and we are doing just fine. Why would we listen to another country in regards to our own government over our own citizens?
I personally don’t know anyone who watches Nascar and we joke about it(because of the fake or real stereotype), I have gone to Indy car races … so what the fuck is wrong with liking cars and auto racing. From now on I am just assuming anyone who makes the stupid American/fat American/redneck America/Nascar watching American/

Who is the governor of Canada again? Oh, that's right - because they have a few more people than NYC and LA combined, we let them call him a President. That's nice of us. Again, what is his name? He must be smart because Canucks don't like NASCAR, from what I understand in #79. Are the McKenzie brothers posting now?

Good one, Emily. Just checked my absentee ballot, though... I don't see Bush-Cheney listed as an option. Maybe you could have skipped study abroad and learned a little about the 22nd Amendment. Or, better yet, just stayed abroad and lived in a better place.

The Bush III Democrat talking points are getting old.

Study abroad, brought to you by parents who worked hard in a capitalist system to afford to send you overseas so they won't have to listen to you explain how you have the world's problems all figured out.

And let's leave WWII out of this... plenty of bravery across the Allies to go around there (even Canadians!). Let's talk current events. You Euros sure have done a great job of standing up to the Russians in Georgia (and soon, Ukraine) so far. Hell, I even like Sarkozy, but the Russians don't seem to be turning tail and running yet. Maybe the Americans won't just wait until it suits us to join in this time; with Obama, we won't be there to help at ALL!

^^^^ is the European equivalent of what they are accusing Americans of being after all this is a pretty wortless site in the form of intellectual news no? And primarily not from you own country which makes it even more worthless for you to be here....

I'd hit it.

@94: You compare your free and democratic nation to the British Empire? How much further are you willing to lower your standards to justify American foreign policy?

isn't this just a fake photo of Sarah Palin and some old school rednecks?

#98 No comparison, just pointing out that you guys have a history of your own and should not be so quick to condemn and point your finger at 300mil people when England has had plenty of negative impact on the world. You’re an idiot , I’m done with you…

@ 98... stop being a lame old European, eh?

Irishman, did you not listen to his speech last night? It said exactly what he and Palin were going to do for the next 4 years.
It amazes me how two people can listen to the same exact thing and come away with completely different views on what they heard. McCain rocks!

You're absolutely right. Us bombing Hiroshima had nothing to do with the war ending and Japan retreating.

Just showing, once again, that no matter how we try to help other countries, they never appreciate it. And here I thought it was just the radical liberals that spewed hatred. Maybe they are just the loudest and most annoying. The kind you want to run over with a truck... repeatedly...

Wow, only an idiot like Palin would get on a ticket with Bush. Does everyone really want 4 more years with warmongers that don't give a fuck about african americans?

OOOOOOH I'm rich and will let rich people run our country. OOOOOH I'm george cheney and I'll sell our environment to big corporations. Obama will bring CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're an idiot if you don't vote for OBAMA.. OBAMA will make this country better. Bush will just say "fuck the impoverished." OBAMA will make our country better. Bush will just say "treat gays, lesbians, bisexual, and transgendered as second class citizens." OBAMA will make this country better.

Stop being an idiot getting all your news from fox and make a CHANGE FOR CHANGE. OBAMA@@@@@@@@ If OBAMA doesn't win, anyone with half a brain that's not some inbred Walmart gun-toting dropout will move to CANADA.

Hey, I'll admit: I've actually been going to work and not been able to watch MSNBC 24/7 this week. Are Noah and Emily on to something? Did Bush announce his candidacy while I wasn't looking? I was pretty sure that he wasn't even eligible this time around (and not bloody likely to win even Texas with his current approval ratings), but I'll be damned if I can figure out why Noah and Emily are convinced that Bush will be the president next term.

And, Noah, you're welcome to break north any time, but because you're still here after eight years of Bush, something tells me that your mom isn't going to let you go after McCain wins, either. You should ask Martin Sheen to go with you this time, too, since he wasn't able to get moving after promising to move away when GWB was elected.

Also not a brilliant strategy to mock the "gun-toters". Ask Obama: people who carry handguns are dangerous people and not to be trusted. And bitter. Not a good combination for you if you challenge them at Walmart while you're bagging their purchases.

I find it so funny every time an American starts thumping his chest and yelling "those faggoty Frenchies, look at them, they just rolled over when the Nazis invaded them. If it weren't for us, they wouldn't exist as a country" while very conveniently forgetting that, in fact, if it weren't for the French, it would actually be the US who wouldn't have ever existed as a country in the first place (isn't it funny how they conveniently forget how France actually was there to help them fight the British during their war of independence in their own country ?) yeah, those Frenchies that roll over on all occasions, right? Specially when it comes to fighting for your country, Seriously, you guys should think before sticking both feet in your mouths each time you claim that you "saved Europe". Show some gratitude for the people that actually helped you exist as an independent country in the first place.

And, before anybody asks, no, I'm neither French nor European, it just pisses me off when I hear anybody of any nationality show such stupidity, arrogance and ingratitude combined in a single statement.

#106, don't take it personal. Public education isn't a strong suit in the states. Their politicians do that on purpose so the public doesn't know any better when they are getting the shaft. I respect France cause when they don't agree with something their politicians are doing, you guys get out and protest like crazy. Good on you guys. I respect all the men and women of the American Military to the highest degree. What really saddens me is the corrupt politicians throwing them into harms way for financial gain of the oil companies. Peoples lives are worth more then a dollar fucking bill. The Americans can only hope that one day lobbyist don't run their government. When that day comes, you will see a lot of the corruption fade away in American politics. Americans, how you not realize that a national health care system actually works and the only reason your politicans are scaring you into thinking it's a socialist nightmare is because the health insurance companies have lobbyists funding your politicians to say what they want. I as a Canadian, a Brit as a Brit and a Frenchman as a Frenchman would NEVER trade our health care for your corrupt system. NEVER The fact that people have to go bankrupt and some get turned away by insurance companies and sent home to die cause they don't have enough money is sickening. An insurance company can be in charge of my fucking car, not my health.

I just hate traveling to Europe and having to put Canadian flags all over myself so nobody mistakes me for an American :P What's funny is I actually meet people now who are Americans and they pretend to be Canadian, lolol. Can't really say I blame them. When George Bush fucks your country over that badly in the eyes of the rest of the world, I would do it too.

Let them bash America. What authors do the Europeans buy? Who does the most scientific research and win the most Nobel's? What universities do they die to send their children too? Most of them never step foot on American soil, and get their information from Larry King, Dr. Phil, and 90210 reruns. Their own media reports are very slanted. Let them be happy in their ignorance.

#107 #108 #109

france helping the fledgling colonies against the brits was hardly altruistic as you'd like to think. france bitterly hated the english and they certainly didn't jump in quickly to assist.

you definitely need to watch some history channel documentaries and read a few books if you think europe wasn't saved by our involvement in the war. we could have focused all of our manpower, all of our munitions, everything in our conflict with japan.
however, we agreed on a "europe first" policy (look it up) even tho that meant sacrificing american men in the pacific.

how long could do you think an island surrounded by german subs was going to last?

# 108

I just hate traveling to Europe and having to put Canadian flags all over myself so nobody mistakes me for an American :P What's funny is I actually meet people now who are Americans and they pretend to be Canadian, lolol.

you are a fucking liar trying to make a point. no american, ever, has wanted to be a canadian.

bush being a putz doesn't mean our country isn't great. our leaders change-but canada is still going to be canada.


canada is irrelevant and that is a curse the US will never be.

Funny, we travel to Europe almost bi-monthly and never have a problem, no matter what country we visit. Must be annoying radical liberals that have a problem because they are unhappy, bitter, sorry sacks to begin with. Maybe if you played ball with other countries and treated them as they should be treated, with kindness and respect, you wouldn't have such a bad time.

I like how canadians move their heads when they talk on South Park.

http://www.votetheday.com/polls/media-coverage-of-sarah-palin-is-sexist-168/

The French. Hmmm.... when I think of the French I can't get past Monty Python's Holy Grail.

1) Anyone who argues politics (North American, European or Afghani) on The Superficial (a satirical celebrity site) is a dumbass.

2) Tard-baby is offensive to unfortunate children with Down Syndrome. Do not stone the child for the mother's sin.

3) Those wishing that people die from AIDS have probably not ever seen a child die from infant AIDS or the millions of Africans that die because of the lack of concern from the First World (That includes you Europe and Japan)

4) Canada's Prime Minister is Stephen Joseph Harper and he's just as inept as Bush.

5) Umm.. Tony Blair. Twice.

6) Yes, ignorance is a social disease in America, but it is a personal choice. Anyone can open a book (hold both ends and pull)

7) Instead of bashing each other, we should work together to rid the world of the real culprits... MULTINATIONALS (American, European and Japanese) and work against globalization, free trade with human borders and the theft of intellectual property from the 3rd world through GATT or as it is now know the WTO.

8) If anyone really wants to talk about human rights abuse; how about Zionist Israel and their execution of lessons learned from Nazis against the Palestinians.

Kumbaya, motherfuckers, kumbaya!

ummmm, #116...

regarding 8 on your list-

no one was talking about human rights abuses (unless calling someone canadian is actually considered abusive. horrible and cruel, yes-but not quite abusive)

it kinda sounds like you jew bashed out of the blue with no provocation which means that you probably mel gibson all day long (using mel gibson as a verb here, meaning ranting and raving insanely about jewish people).

#100. Amen to that. Totally right on.
Now, saying that, FISH, when did this become a Politcal Blog/bitch whine site?
Why are you allowing this? Some "people" should not be able to post on here about this stuff. Be a man, make them go somewhere else, so we can return to the vapid, vaccus, funny, horrible, SUPERFICIAL again, where it was SUPER FUN to be SUPERFICIAL!
Oh, the people who write about someone being a "Tard Mother"?
That's so horrible, and not funny, it's ingnorant and.......there is not a word for someone so terrible who would write that and MEAN it.
No matter what party a person supports, some things are just........wrong.

@ 116 Wow. Thanks for clearing that up. All this time I thought Down's Syndrome was caused by a defect in the genetic material of a person's cells. Hmmm. Turns out it's actually caused by some depraved act perpetrated by the mother, and passed on to the kid. Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure not to miss a pill.

Oh, and number one on your list is RIGHT ON. too bad your one of 'em (Helloooooo-- REread just about everything after #1)

And on that note, I want to make sure we all know what we should all REALLY be concerned with as a nation. And that is, TCLTC. Xenu in 2008 !!!

People like # 105 scare me. Anyone with an address and a pulse can vote. *shuddder* By the way, you obviously don't know DICK (not George) Cheney.

lol the guy behind looks like michael phelps.

#117 I'm Jewish. When the hell did it become that ALL Jews are Zionists? That's like saying all Germans were Nazis, including German Jews. Please look at point number # 6 on my post.

#119 needs some critical thinking and reading skills. I meant that it's not fair to talk crap about Palin's child because she's a two-faced hypocrite novice. Did I ever use the term "depraved act"? Also, the reason I continued to make political statements was to refute several points made in the posts before me.

Kumbaya, bitch.

I knew this was fake, because honest to God, Sarah Palin has better legs than that.

Yea my coworker was all "oohhh gues what I found. I'm totally going to send it to Huffington Post and WSJ."

Fucking moron.

Hmmm, full make up and complicated professional hairdo to go swimming? She's not that crazy.

#122

you said zionist Israel. you didn't say zionist.

please stop talking

I'm with #126. ^^^^

STFU Flip. and BTW, nobody cares how many times you blew famous politicians (see your original list, number 5).

Who is Sarah Palin???
Nobody know her in New York...
Palin, please...go back to Alaska...

SARAH PALIN IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER MARRY ME!

SARAH PALIN IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER MARRY ME!

SARAH PALIN IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER MARRY ME!

SARAH PALIN IS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER MARRY ME!

Looks like Levi's been posting on this site again... ^^^^^

# 95
who asks you to save georgia? mind your own business, they started the war

LMFAS....the dude that comes up with the shit on this site KILLS ME!

LMFAS....the dude that comes up with the shit on this site KILLS ME!

It's a PELLET GUN Douche Bags!!

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