Sep 23 2008Samantha Ronson doesn't do lesbian bars

FIRST LOSERS!

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Weird. I assumed Lohan was the one with all the self-loathing.

who is that dude she is holding hands with ??? .

Lindsay is battling several other starlets to be the Media Whore Queen of Hollyweird.

I'm sorry, but I don't buy the lesbian thing at all. But the rumors and "unknown" keep her in the headlines, where you have to be to be Queen of the Media Whores, so it works.

She is pulling an Ann Heche. And she will keep it up until it doesn't get her the media attention that she so craves any more, then she will suddenly "turn straight" again and be seen with tons of men to keep everyone guessing there.

for a "girl" she doesn't even make a good looking dude. at least linds could hook up with a lipstick lesbian instead of that thing.

Apparently LiLo came out to Dr. Drew on loveline last night

Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Samantha Ronson is just a cunt, a talentless cunt

Could I give less of a fuck?

Ronson saying she won't perform at gay bars is like Superficial readers saying they don't approve of blowup dolls. Be honest about your lifestyle.

Media Whore: Teh Lohan's looking at the cameras in almost every shot.

Deluded Wannabe: Ronson's looking down in almost every shot, in a semi attempt to hide her face... unfortunately, she doesn't realize that no one is interested in taking a photo of her, and that the cameras wouldn't even be there if it wasn't for teh Lohan.

I wonder if she gives my daughter a fist full of love?

My blowup doll supports all inflatables, regardless of gender or sexual preference.

So, wait then, having a cock makes you a dude? Or using one means your not a lesbian? Superficial writer, you have so so so much to learn about women. What a shame...another clueless guy fantasizing not only about hot women he could never have, but also that he probably wouldn't know how to please anyway. Sigh.
You just don't get it, do you. Don't be jealous of Sam, you could learn a thing or two from her.

Hippocrit

I think a lot of people are missing the point that the vast majority of gay people, men AND women, are going about their lives with very little interest in defining themselves as gay first and everything else second. They're just normal people with normal relationships that happen to be same sex.

Imagine if someone said "hey, you're heterosexual, you MUST go to meat-market clubs or you're selling out your hetero brothers!".

Grow the fuck up

Isn't that cute, Lindsay and her fake eyelashes out holding hands with her "girlfriend." What is the world coming to ?? I bet she's dead before age 30 anyways; likewise for her washed out friend.

Linds can screw anyone she wants, she's a grown woman, I just think she could have picked a better looking person. And no, not me. My motto is "live and let live". Oh, and "if this pill doesn't kill me, it shall make me stronger"

Can't someone just beat the freckles off of her face? I'm sick of those two scumbags

"the vast majority of gay people, men AND women, are going about their lives with very little interest in defining themselves as gay first and everything else second."

Yeah right. Reciting propaganda doesn't make something true. Gay people are OBSESSED with their gay identities and you know it. I'm not judging, I think it's inevitable, because realizing that they're different from most people in a very basic aspect of life is a big deal and certainly the biggest deal in their lives. But stop pretending it's otherwise, nobody buys it.

Fact: gay clubs have declined in popularity because the internet has made it much easier to meet other gay people discretely, and if they have alternatives, nobody wants to deal with the obnoxious flamboyant types who go to gay clubs to show off. Apparently Ronson agrees. Good for her. Him. It. Whatever.

Never mind this nonsense...did you know that the Dems are running an OREO for President??

#18 - Sofia - spare us the gender-as-a-construct lecture. We've all been forced to hear it already and it's as tiresome and invalid as your comment.

Never mind this nonsense...did you know that the Repugs are running an ALZHEIMERS PATIENT for President??

Cut the shit. If you LOVE to lick pussy, you're a lesbian. If you have any desire to have a man ram his cock into you, you most definitely ARE NOT a lesbian.

These days "being a lesbian" is fashionable and I wish I could punch all the posers in the face. Lindsay is a needy psycho, not a lesbian.

Ted Kennedy is running as the Repub President?

Never mind this nonsense...did you know that the indepents have Ralph Nader and the Repugs finance his campaign to take away democratic voters?
Somehow this is legal?

According to Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington -- whose name sounds as if Nader could once have been its founder -- the Nader presidential campaign received illicit assistance for its petition drive in Oregon last weekend from two local conservative organizations, which were "encouraged" by President Bush's campaign committee.

Repugs surely are crooked murderers aren't they?

Lindsay talks with a lisp now, so we all know she's gay. Just listen to that clip from the gayish radio station last night.

Id love to see Lindsay lip bumping,,,not sure i want to see that, with this Pete Doherty look alike...

Can you hand me another of those air sickness bags... this one is full.

Can you hand me another of those air sickness bags... this one is full?

I'm Ted Kennedy and I approve of Sarah Palin.

#20 I hear what you are saying, but if Samantha Ronson didn't want to act gay then why the hell does she do herself up to look like a man?

Is it me or does it look like Sam shops at the Zack Morris thrift store?

www.cafepress.com/angryrobotwear

Hey Sarah Palin I think we've found the "Bush" doctrine.

Samlesbo, when are going to wash those dirty pants??? They must stink!!

Here's an idea:

Why don't you cocksucking assholes take your political comments, put a light coating of 30 weight on them, and stick them up your asses SIDEWAYS.

#37 that is some funny shit....you are my hero

#40 you sound disinterested in the fate of your country. I guess the fate of the world is not very fascinating .

This is a scam. LL is too attractive and her tits are too nice to be a lesbian.

1. FCGSZDFG. ...You do realize youre the biggest loser right?

Surely this is a good thing for the gay club. Now they can ask someone whose actually good to DJ?

2 words:
Plain REDICOULOUS!!!

#46:

One question: "REDICOULOUS"???

I din't think little boys could get into lesbian clubs anyway.

Bwahh-ha-ha-ha!

Man, that thing is fugly!

@42

I do care about the fate of the world, but see, the thing is, if I and others here want to read politics and political comments, we'll go to a site that hosts that type of material.

This however is not such a place. This is a place for bikinis. For tits. For ass, and Jennifer Aniston in yet another bikini. It's a place for ridiculing Britney Spears, teh Lohan and Amy Winehouse, and for the occasional disturbing photographs of male underwear models.

So again I say "Fuck the assholes that just have to post political comments where they DO NOT BELONG."

Let us pray for these two, for they have fallen short of Gods expectations.

Amen

I was just going to comment about the sup.writer slamming a lesbian for being a lesbian. Uh - what? I mean, if she's into L.L. that's her problem. I mean, physically there is nothing wrong with L.L. but to just go into Ronson like this bcause she's with this hot chick is stupid...but then I read the comments about Obama, how good looking girls can't be lesbians, and how we have to pray for the girls...I mean - wtf is the matter with you?

If one of these two is serious about caring for the other - great!
Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

and that stupid stupid comment about Obama.

You need to grow up dude...

This whole posting reads like little boys holding their little useless dicks because she female without a dick took the hot girl away and the next prez is going to be a black guy...

you all need to grow up...deal with yr shit.

All of Lindsay's behavior is consistent with borderline personality disorder.

If you're gonna date a chick that looks like a dude just date a dude!

Really, I don't give a shit what Samantha Ronson does or doesn't do. Cause holy shit, is that bitch ugly. She looks like a fucking weasel-faced hermaphrodite. She's got a nose like a blob of play doh smushed onto the middle of her face, her eyes are all beady, and sunk down into her flesh, into these dark sunken holes with bags under her eyes, and she's got these repulsive sausage lips that make you want to vomit. Her whole face makes you want to vomit! That's not even all of it! She's got eyebrows like Bert from Sesame Street! She's got a skull shaped like a corpse. She looks like a corpse dug up from a cemetary. I bet she stinks, too. She looks so repulsive, ugly, and disgusting, I bet she's one of those hermaphrodites that smell bad.

Not that Lindsay is any prize either. Her freckled faced is all weathered and leathery. She's got the face of a 48 year old. Yuck. That hermaphro hypocrite and fake lesbo deserve each other.

they r just doing for publicity ... and I also wonder how those pussies taste like
mmmmmmmmmmmmm they must be using dildos together instead

ROFL !!

XOXO

I ean **ridiculous lol :p

*mean
who cares really..

**mean

all of you are losers. but lindsay's hot. she should find the true path soon

sam seriously looks anorexic!

wow! I am not the last one! LOL~
she is still sexy and hot. the last time i saw her PICS was on
___MatchRich.CoM___ the club For celebs,Wealthy beauties,Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

How cute - Lilo's shoes match Sam's box of Marlboros which match the highlights in Sam's shoes - which match Lilo's fire crotch.

A totally coordinated couple.

Samantha Ronson - small boy's penis or very large clitoris - you decide - ooh wait, this just in, hey Sam, Seth Rogan called, he wants his genitalia back, NOW! Cat's out of the bag, Seth has the testicles, Sam has small or oversized rubbery thing, you decide, Lindsey has ... the FIRECROTCH ... !!!

People fight over that?

Where's that extra berth on the ISS?

She is an "OPERATED"-FAGGOT?

with other words: A LESBIAN WITH A PENIS?

Maybe she just has a seven inch clit /cock

I just hope this doesn't affect Lindsay's amazing acting career

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

She is playing at WETBAR in atlanta, and it is a very GAY club. See her there!

Here is the fact: Her girlfriend is pretty fucking cute girl-guy.

ronson played at wetbar this weekend in atlanta... a gay bar

and lindsay wasn't there.

ronson played at wetbar this weekend in atlanta... a gay bar

Gay bars perpetuate the segregation and intolerance. They exist because of homophobia. It makes a statement to by openly gay while not participating in what can be considered a divisive concept. Why does this girl get so much trouble? If the media wants us to 'love to hate' her, i'm not picking up on whatever they see.