Sep 11 2008Samantha Ronson announces plans to marry Lindsay Lohan

Lohan breaks it off in November, falls off the wagon, and gets crazier than ever

Power of a woman? does she realize if both her hands breaks tomorrow, lindsay will be no where to be found?

It would have made even more sensation than the whore she picked! And made as much logical sense! Dumb Republicans!!!

2- she'll still have a mouth

Hi rough daddy! Do you still love my little anus? I am sorry to expose you here but I miss you and won't accept being used like you did me.

Kisses and hugs and lots of ass lovin

you ever heard of lock jaw?

Bubba Gump still does not believe Lohan will ever tie dah knot with that lezzy

No boobs!? I'm insulted!

where was she when these pics were taken? who wears that sorta stuff out..in 2008? sober?

That still leaves one boob open for business if my calculations are correct. Too bad only one fist can fit up the rear end though

doesnt she mean... dont underestimate the power of her immune system?

Damn, I guess growing that schlong was a good idea for Sam, I mean Samantha

i might hold a hunger strike, until lindsay come back to the hard and stiff!

I am sorry if I offend my rough daddy, I want him to come back to the trailer park and into our bed and lie his bloated hairy crippled short body next to mine. I shaved for you dearest!!!!!!
And yes I have heard of lockjaw. As in what you will be doing to my shit sword later toight baby!!!!!!!

Love and asses
Sweetums Brown (the new pink)

The power of a woman to what? Fuck up her life just as much by marrying another chick as if she'd married a man? I mean, I'm sure Ms. Ronson is a decent person, but I think it's a little soon to be talking marriage. WTF would you want to hitch yourself to the Lohan crazy train, anyway?

You know....lately LiLo has looked the best that she has in a few years.

Maybe she really IS a lesbian and has finally found true love.

shocking
(and hottt)

Will BaCrack Obama be the first bastard president? Both his daddy and mama rejected the jug-eared bastard.

All these hollywood whores remind me of Obama's mother who spread her legs for a filthy third-world caveman and popped out the unwanted, unneeded mongrel

Wow I can't believe a guy who finished 890 out of a class of 894 at naval acadamy is the best the repulicantards can offer. A guy with a low IQ and then an unfit mother to be his VP.

AHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Right wing wackos!!

Lovely, commenter #17/18, and quite on topic I might add! And some people question whether racism still exists in America.

How can you doubt the expression "power of a woman"? Take Sarah Palin's views and put them into a man and you've got...Pat Buchanan (literally: he agrees will all of her positions as stated...at this point...before her next reformatting by the men who control her). Put them in a MILF and you've got a political sensation that might win a presidential election.

Prediction: Barry Obama will drop JoBi and ask Jimmy Carter to join the ticket

WTF? don't lindsay, i have a really nice dick here for you, better than samantha's dilldoe.

i don't think it'll last, though.

ps: kanye's arrest got me thinking, aren't cameramen and paparazzi supposed to get permission to air/print somebody's face? which is why sometimes faces are blurred, because they don't have written permission?

#18 LOL third-world caveman... good one

#17/18
you, sir, are everything that's wrong with the USA.

no, just kidding.

no, i wasn't kidding, you are an idiot!

Like it or not, going all-fish with Ronson is the only "intervention" that has ever worked with Lindsay. It's undeniable that this is the longest stable period of her adult life.

#1 nailed it. Oh, and add public backlash and a Britney-like descent into career ending hell....

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I'm not going to criticize Lindsay for her lesbian relationship. I'm planning to vote for McCain, despite the memoir of one of his fellow POWs describing homosexual activity over the course of the 5 years McCain was held captive. It's really not our place to judge this type of thing.

I figured it out! Ronson IS the dude because (drum roll) she has a secret penis. That makes sense since Lohan likes penis almost as much as booze.

#'s 17 & 18,
Another mean-spirited little slack-jawed hick Republican, I presume. If that trainwreck McCain wins it would just serve you right. Your stupid ass is poor and dumb, but you've got a nice tooth, there dude. Brush it, every once in a while, why don't you? It's a shame the rich Republicans just use you to make the richer Republicans even richer. Now go put some more lipsitck on that in-bred pig/Downs Syndrome wife of yours and lick your shrine to Bush and Cheney and Karl Rove, because you stupid Republicans are gonna need all the luck you can get once Barack is in office and starts putting all the Republican criminals who don't get pardoned behind bars, you stupid-ass Republican.

sex tape or this is all a hoax....although I'm not sure I want to see Sam's nether region in any way, shape or form.

I'll bet after they're married Linsay will still insist they're just "really good friends".

She should change her name to Lindsay Bigtits.

Hay all u h8rz y u b h8in on LiLo? Dont b drinkin tha naaaaaasty h8rade.

@34 Speak English you retarded twat!!

Wow, look Mom, trailer trash. Her mouth must taste like the bottom of an ashtray. Still, that's probably better than the taste of Lindsay's cooch - but who cares but SaMANtha Ronson, who apparently wants Lindsay's cooch aftertaste in her mouth, for life.

#30 - You are an idiot.

Ok....for all of you bringing Obama and McCain into it...wtf? This is about Lindsay Lohan and her girl. If it's all true congratulations to them and their upcoming marriage! And for those of you (especially #18...you jackass) that can't find anything to say about the '08 election and its cadidates other than their skin color or sex, do a little reading. Talk about the issues for once...and grow up.

I disagree, the politics are totally relevant. Take a good look - Ronson looks like Obama and Lohan looks like Palin. And Palin definitely looks like the type of sheltered provincial white girl who'd LOVE to feel a truly big - so, black - cock inside of her, for once. I'm sure if their campaigns cross at some point, Palin will be in a hotel room with Obama on all fours with her big white ass up in the air.

Of course, right now it's McCain on all fours with his saggy hairy grandpa ass up in the air...for Palin and her mooseleg strapon.

iwill let her suck myballs lindsay @ britney ya samantha play with her penis. ha ha ha .

#37 - another unhappy Republican?

Okay, I've got a conscience. I take back everything I saw about your in-bred pig/Downs Syndrome wife. It's not her fault the Republicans have stooped so low to use Palin's Downs Syndrome baby to try and get into the white house. Cindy McCain was probably the mastermind of that one.

SLUT!

Okay, #17, 18, and 30 - I take back everything I said about your in-bred pig/Downs Syndrome wife. I'm sorry, but it's not my fault she looks better with lipstick. It's also not her fault that the Republicans have stooped so low as to use Palin's Downs Syndrome baby to try and get into the white house. Cindy McCain was probably the mastermind of that one. Go ahead, vote for McCain.

Yay #40! - Mooseleg Strap-ons for Everyone!

Barack's got more class than to go for Palin's ass.

#40 - Palin wearing a mooseleg strap-on is a "Palin in the ASS." Get it?

The dudes that did Lindsay must of really reated her like crap to go this far the other way. I hope it calms her down and she wins an oscar.

reated = treated in previous post

I just don't see Lohan chowing down on twat. I think she'll go back to meat very soon, but go on a huge bender first, then rehab, then back on dick.

it's 9/11 bitches, 9/11 !!!

On anther note ... I'd love NOTHING more in the world then to spend an entire nite shank deep in every one of little Lindsay's EVERY fine little orifices!!! Man what a fuck-fest treat that would be. :O)

I borrowed this strap-on in good faith from Cindy, who swore it was the one and only perfect instrument to control John's saggy, hairy, grandpa ass. That does not, however, make ME a Palin in the ASS!

Wipe that stupid frown off your stupid face and close your stupid mouth, Lindsey. You look like an angry idiot, and everything about you is contrived and phony which leads me to believe that you vote republican.

aWWWW, another jumping ship, men nowdays just can't satisfy women any longer. But, please do not announce one or the other is expecting twins anytime soon.

Why is she wearing stuff that's covering her boobies? What a waste of my time.

Why is she wearing stuff that's covering her boobies? What a waste of my time.

what a waste...
if she's gonna go gay at least go gay with a hot lesbian not a dude minus the penis.

damn shame....

I'm with Deacon on this.

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Man, what a couple of stupid twats.

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Hollywood lesbianism, the latest fad to seem like one is a real rebel, too cool for even cool, their "us against the world" shtick.

* I tell ya, when Twatney Sperms lip locked facial uglies a few years ago with Haggeddonna on the awards show all I could think of is how behind the times they were. It was utterly boring. No shock. No gasps. Just sheer boredom seeing one aged man-armed has-been thinking she's really being provocative with another corporate pop shlock bimbo.

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BORRRRRRRRRING!!

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So Lindsay Lowdown and her OH! SO SHOCKING twat mate are gonna make it legal. I say, go for it. Like all the others, Ellen & Anne Heche, Melissa Etheridge & Julie Cypher and so many others, it won't last. This is just a couple of young self-centered, spoiled, wealthy twats, one perhaps a real lesbian, the other an already young has-been actor who can't figure out how to live in the real world so is trying anything and everything that comes along, thinking it's just too hip to go the latest fad of being lez.

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BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilo giving up dick forever? hahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha Who here can see fatal attraction happen when Lindsay falls off the wagon and lands on a dick?

# 30 aka I love A Mad Republican -Nobody's Mad. Your a pure fool. Go home.

#25 aka Jaime-You are nasty. Your wit is that of a child. Also stupid. Go home.

In case you failed to see, this is a celeb blog. The topic is Lindsey Lohan. Not Obama. Not McCain. Not Palin. Only Lindsey Lohan and her strange bedfellow/gal. You took the wrong turn tards. Nobody cares to hear you crow politics, nor would anyone be persuaded by such nonsensical spew.

Next......

I love a Mad Republican writes, "Now go put some more lipsitck on that in-bred pig/Downs Syndrome wife of yours and lick your shrine to Bush and Cheney and Karl Rove, because you stupid Republicans are gonna need all the luck you can get once Barack is in office and starts putting all the Republican criminals who don't get pardoned behind bars, you stupid-ass Republican".

Such anger. Where did the rage come from? You need help. Besides, I thought the Democrats had the patent on pardoning criminals. Do the names Carl Rich or Glen Braswell ring a bell? If not, I am not surprised. See the Clinton criminal pardons.

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Yeah you right wing radicals sure have done a fine job with this country recently haven't you? Sarah Palin are you kidding? Who is this inbred whore? Yeah I said whore and meant it.
As to pardoning crooks what about Richard Nixon you blood stained faggot?

R I C H A R D N I X O N typical Republican criminal

SHE'S SKANKIER NOW THAN BRITNEY EVER WAS. UGH.

Can you find a scandal involving the Republicans pardoning crooks that occured in the last decade or the last few Republican terms?

Why are you so angry at Palin? My God some of you people need anger management. I do not agree with you but I can understand you not liking her, that is your right and your opinion. But why the bitterness and low blow insults? Where does the rage come from?

What kind of a man (I am assuming you are an adult male) calls a woman a whore? What do you base this on? She has been married to the same man for years and birthed 5 children by this same man. She is a hard worker, ambitious, educated and religious. I bet you would call a deginerate, drug addled, stripper who has children by multiple men, children who are being raised by the state that is. You would call this person misunderstood and a victim of the system. Your values are seriously warped.

Even though these bitches are already used up at 25 lydsay britknee etc. id still lick theyre assholes. Theyre still fun to jakoff to and as for sarah pallid id stick my cock up her aszhoe until she screamed. What these bitches need to do is have a yard sale so they can sell their used dill doughs. oh yea dont forget at wal mart they have Hannah Montana panties for sale. I bought a few last week the checkout girl looked at me weird an said i hope your daughter likes them. i said daughter do i look fucking stupid enough to have kids im gonna use these new hm panties for jackrags! Actually im blowing my load into them right now whilst looking at lyndsays saggy tits.

fuck shes got some delicious chest balloons, let me at em

This just keeps getting better!

would these two give up the act already! Enough is enough.....
Lindsey is not a clam lover!

19. Right because an unqualified inexperienced half black half arab is a waaayyy better choice for president. Oh and that unfit mother has 10 X more experience in office than obama (and not to mention his vp biden). Use your head. Oh I forgot, dems have no logic just insults, sorry.

I love how every topic on this gay blog turns to politics! 'Tis the season!

Oh, and alison, #20, "racism"? Seriously? I guess 'mongrel,' 'bastard,' 'caveman,' and 'jug-eared' are all new euphamisms for 'black' in your world.

This is just going to be one of those Sham Marriages like Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie; Jerry Hall and Mick; and Pam Anderson and WaffleHouse Boy. What a Publicity Whore Lindsay is, just another piece of White trash.

SaMANtha needs to get a grip. Unless she has a cock and balls that she is hiding Lindsay will be out and about partying looking for cock in no time. In the mean time she may want to invest in Valtrex because if thius marriage doies happen you can bet Lindsay will be bringing home something special sooner or later.

Who cares if they're getting married? I want to know when the sex tape is coming out, so I can send it to all the ppl I hate.

MEET THE sam "THE SHAM" couple 2008, FOLKS!!

I think Lindsay Lohan is somehow transferring all the fat on her body into her breasts.
Because as the rest of her gets thinner, those boobies look even bigger.

> Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau
> Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end
> of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

unfortunately . . .

she forgot to ask permission ?

[w h a t ? ]

[what?]

what?

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I love Lindsay's hair at this length, so pretty, I hope she won't cut it.

YOU'RE SO GAY, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE .......... PENIS!

HAHAHAHHA, katy perry's song must have been written for these two lesbos!

Jojo, you're retarded.

those chicks who shout about the female power and whatever are usually the ones who don't have it. ronson should know that.

and what power is she fucking talking about --- scoring a girl? oh gee, no man has ever done that i suppose. what a fckng idiot.

They look depressive, sad and hope-LESs

Ya, I think they try to show that they are happy at any cost.