Sep 26 2008Paris Hilton is made of porn

first

her thumb is a penis,pretty sure one with and std

her thumb is a penis,pretty sure one with a std

Almost first.

and classy

Love that her thumb is a penis

What is this? Bimbo day on the superficial?

I love painting bush.

Yes it does look like her thumb is a penis (the top at least). And that is one very large, and manly looking hand. Reminds me of the Seinfeld "man hands" episode.

Art exhibit had to be cancelled when it was found out that no one would pay $20 for the posters. Paris, in a desperate attempt to keep it going offered to buy a few but then even she relized it was a waste of $.

This is the best that waste if space has looked in a long time.

My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.

Entire nude torso, lower left corner.

Yes, classiest Paris has ever looked...

I've used magazine to make mosaics. Not pornos though. This guy is pretty good. Even though he chose Paris, and gave her a penis for a thumb...

She doesn't need a pacifier anymore.

i swear her nose is the head of a penis

I love cocks all over me!!!

Is that Ron Jeremy under here armpit? Goddammit, I will never repair that buring in my irises.

Look at this fat bitch in the pink suit in the ad at the top of the page.

"Real women" ha. Love it. It should say "Lazy fucks that watch Dr. Phil marathons"

Rofl @ #11, you should fit right in with Paris. She'd make you smell pretty.

I wiped from back to front and gave birth to Barack

You can see a full length nude woman on her forearm.

Her elbow is made of ass! Reminds me of some cool tatantino one-liners.
What is the use of havind an anus on your elbow?!

Her elbow is made of ass! Reminds me of some cool tatantino one-liners.
What is the use of having an anus on your elbow?!

"Ewww, she looks gross!"

"I hated listening to Britney's song - hated it!"

"Chris Kattan's wife didn't deserve a dime. What a bitch!"

STFU. You'll fuck whatever you have a shot at (so, about 1% of the women). You'll like whatever we tell you to like or we won't fuck you at all. And when we're done with you, we're taking all your stuff.

p.s. Your true orientation is homosexual.

dicks on her lips!!

Whoa! Thanks a lot...NSFW!!! Thanks to a penis thumb I'm now out of a job!!

Hi ya pizza faced losers!

What a week, huh?

Yesterday there was a story involving Britney and PIZZA! -- like the Shroud of Turin for you guys.

And here's a story about art mimicking (your) real life: you look at a girl and see PENISES!!!

I don't know how he did it, but he captured her wonky eye perfectly..

Eh, you could do the same thing with herpes scabs...

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I think there are a couple of tiny vagina's on her left arm and some bush to the side of her left boob, right above the shirt. What was used to make the shading on her glasses? Is that a scrotum sac? Pretty creative though. What else are you going to do with all your old porn magazines? You can't beat off to the same ones forever, I'm assuming.

Her sunglasses are ass cheeks.

So I'm guessing this artist is gay. He made a porn portrait, and the only thing pornographic that can be made out of it is a penis thumb. And, oh yeah, she has a man hand.

I bet those are anus holes for her pupils.

That's like a sore pecker.

You just can't beat it!

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My pussy smells like the Cryptkeeper's house.

My pussy smells like the rotting corpse of the terminally ill cancer patient who died in excruciating pain because I stole his pain meds.

[true story]

Is that a penis and balls in her glasses?

Is Jonathan Yeo a fraud? Because this impression is that of a wise American.

a BUTTHOLE as her mouth!!!

Pretty sure that's a vagina for her earring - or dark hair below her ear.

i wonder what the penis:vagina ratio is.

There's a naked chick at the bottom left of the picture making up her right arm

Her glasses are made out of a black girls boobs.

This is brilliant. It suits her personality.

Paris is made for porn

I don't see the nip, but pretty sure that's an ass crack in her arm pit. eh could be wrong.

Paris, forget what these folks are saying, they wouldn't know art if it was hung up in Wolfgang Puck's Beverly Hills restaurant where the famous Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been imortalized.

You look great Paris and no doubt it's an honor to know you helped Jonathan Yeo stick those porn pages together.

Randal

#42, oh yeah, I see the naked chick. So maybe the artist is not gay? I still think he is with that front and center displayed thumb penis and Paris's man hand. Why did he make her hand so huge? What the fuck was up with that?

hahahaaa shit.. look at that blow pop shes got on her thumb.

hahahaaa shit.. look at that blow pop shes got on her thumb.

OMG! I found Britney Spear's clean shaven clam!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!

it's like I-spy, but with penises! he should do a whole book. and i would pay $20 for a poster of the pope.

Talk about poetic justice! This is priceless!

The body parts like the penises and asses and twats combined to a portrait of Paris Hilton needs no words!

This isn't even slightly interesting or hot. Total fail.

Where's Waldo? .... No, Where's Dildo.

Right elbow = female torso
boom

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hahahaha that is so talented though, i wish i had that skill!

The idea that america loves
this brainless snob in year 2009 still frightens me.
...........AMERICANS NEVER GROW UP?

There's another naked woman (head and torso) on the side boob between the spaghetti straps, and a third naked chick on the collar bone. And possibly twat on the left arm (right side of picture). Jesus I can't believe I just spent more than 2 sec. looking at a pic of this moron, even if it is pretty kick ass.

Gerard, are you like from the future man? How do you know they'll be Americans, Paris Hilton, a Superficial? Clairvoyant? Optimistic? Pessimistic? Enquiring minds want grab you by your chicken neck and throttle, throttle, throttle, mu-ha-ha-ha, mu-ha-ha-ha, shit, I ate hormone chicken, again, when will I learn? Oh Emile?

Ummm id jackoff all over this collage.

There is an entire woman's body in the lower left corner of the piece. This shit is awesome - who said art is dead????

She seems like a nice girl; why do people give her a hard time?

I'm pretty sure her lower lip is a penis. Also a big reflection of a cock on her sunglasses. It may or may not be mine. Just sayin.

I give it a one thumbs up.

This is seriously really awesome. His 'lighthearted gesture' is in reality a very powerful statement to her and the American culture. Very clever.

I think I will call it the "Moaner Lisa." The painting is almost as amazing as Paris herself, which is a sculpture made completely of drugs, alcohol, air and sperm. I hope the collage will tour the nation's museums including HOMA, The Tart Institute of Chicago, The Twational Gallery in D.C. and the Gooinhyman.

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i see pussy below her ear

Someone should point out to this artist that Ms. Hiltons does indeed receive monies from the sales of that sex tape. She could have prohibited its release, but chose not do so when when the cash started to roll in -- not to mention the notoriety. True story.

uuhh........ Thats BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Paris so don't get me wrong when I say thats really fucking cool!

There's a naked breast underneath that black tank top. Oh and one of those famous "articles" under her pit. You know the one's that all the guys really get the magazines for.

FYI, Damien Hirst is buying this piece with his winnings from his record-setting Sotheby's auction he had at the beginning of this month.

on the arm she holds up bottom left theres the whole lower half of a woman right next to the frame