Sep 19 2008Pamela Anderson, we get it: You have giant breasts
Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London last night with some dude in a weird mask. I have no clue. Anyway, apparently wanting to smother the crowd in an avalanche of breast, Pam decided to wear a push-up bra which brings me to my final question for the weekend: Is there such a thing as too much cleavage? My penis tells me "No" while my need for oxygen tells me "Huh? I wasn't paying attention." Discuss.
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Reader Comments
1. Bubba Gump - September 19, 2008 6:17 PM
she grosses me out. bubba gump wonders why anyone would think that they're boobz look good lyk dat. UGHGHGHGFG
2. toad - September 19, 2008 6:17 PM
she doesn't quite look quite like a dog in these photos like she usually does
3. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 6:19 PM
Great legz!!! on a positive note, this reminds me how pretty her muff is too!
4. OMG - September 19, 2008 6:19 PM
what is really going on?
5. ali - September 19, 2008 6:19 PM
could that be michael jackson?
6. Insatiable Peter - September 19, 2008 6:19 PM
Too much Hepatitis, maybe.
7. Your Uncle Buck - September 19, 2008 6:23 PM
She is one old man away from being Anna Nicole Smith.
8. V - September 19, 2008 6:24 PM
poster child for hep C...mmmm yummy hep C.....Anyone? oh no dont be scared you too could look like this
9. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 6:25 PM
i wish i had a muff as pretty as hers
10. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 6:28 PM
Thx for your contribution #9
11. Will - September 19, 2008 6:28 PM
guy next to her is a McCain supporter.
12. NastyBedazzler - September 19, 2008 6:28 PM
Didn't I remember reading awhile back that she's dating seeing Michael Jackson?
And you don't know who the guy in the mask is?
13. mask - September 19, 2008 6:33 PM
Her face looks like a mask, kinda matches her dates mask. Fake looking.
she looks like an old hag went to GlamourShots.
14. the nerve - September 19, 2008 6:36 PM
These people are fukin trick-or-treating! She's gross.
15. Liz - September 19, 2008 6:38 PM
So she dates horrible men and she's a little brainless...
All's I'm saying is that at 40 I hope my body's that smoking hot after having babies. And if I had to choose? I'd go with the legs.
16. blindforlife - September 19, 2008 6:38 PM
GAWD! Make it stop!!! My eyes are burning! What a hard ridden, used up pig!
17. lol - September 19, 2008 6:41 PM
She's just nasty.
18. pat - September 19, 2008 6:42 PM
the face is pretty rough - past her sell-by date.
Interesting robot she's got with her. The next technological advance over love dolls ?
19. Sinclaire - September 19, 2008 6:52 PM
She used to look good but that woman in just a few short years has aged horribly. She is really just a sub par washed up skanky actor that's full of hate and stupidity as witnessed the other week with the Palin comment. Took some dumb shit comment to get her wrinkled face back in the mainstream press for a few moments because she can't stand on her own as an actress. Total skank.
20. supersex - September 19, 2008 6:52 PM
i'd fuck her in the ass
21. lena - September 19, 2008 6:56 PM
those tits look ridiculous
22. bp - September 19, 2008 6:58 PM
To be fair i'd still fuck her up the arse.
23. Confused - September 19, 2008 6:59 PM
There's an ass on her chest.
24. sloreftw - September 19, 2008 7:02 PM
woah, michael jackson just got a whole lot whiter and more plastic than usual.
she looks like shes pregnant in her boobs.
25. Up Up Up in the Air We Go - September 19, 2008 7:09 PM
Poor Pam she put her dress on upside down, again, and her ass is showing,
26. Ram Punchington - September 19, 2008 7:29 PM
Still clinging deperately to fame, eh?
Your minutes? They're UP!!!
27. Sarah Palin's Boy Toy - September 19, 2008 7:32 PM
This is why pretty woman should not party ever day....it wears on you. Pam, Tara, and Lindsay all haggard before their time.
28. boobz mcgee - September 19, 2008 7:33 PM
Woah she's looking rough. Love her legs though. But yea when everything on your face has been surgically altered and you STILL think you never aged, guess again. That make up job is shit too.
Shame. She does seem like a nice person.
29. my comment - September 19, 2008 7:35 PM
I officially don't like her anymore.
30. Max Planck - September 19, 2008 7:38 PM
Disease donor!
31. my comment - September 19, 2008 7:41 PM
Great shoes, though.
32. Diana - September 19, 2008 7:43 PM
Wow!!! How can she stand up without tipping over? It isn't just her mouth that's big.
33. A woman - September 19, 2008 8:39 PM
Ooooh, that looks rather painful!
34. SueMe - September 19, 2008 8:48 PM
Im gonna have to cosign with #33, and to add it also looks extremely uncomfortable too.
35. Dazzler69 - September 19, 2008 8:52 PM
I thought she was supposed to get a breast reduction at one point? She put them back in? New ones?
36. PortlandBB - September 19, 2008 8:55 PM
Her boobs look like a huge ass on her chest!
37. lina - September 19, 2008 8:55 PM
#3
you don't know any shit!
38. Shabazz - September 19, 2008 8:56 PM
She reminds me of the blonde version of Amy Winehouse with her cracked out expressions.
39. max - September 19, 2008 8:58 PM
36- WE HEARD THAT BEFORE
40. Ed Castillo - September 19, 2008 9:01 PM
Pam-mam-ela Mam-derson is Jugilicious. I still remember circle jerking over that hot home video featuring Tommy Lee a few years back. It started as a dare. Noone believed my cock was bigger than Tommy's so I yanked "Mr. Ed" out of my trousers and started to make him feel good. My friends were like, "hololy Fuck, Ed is HUUUGE!" Well, I'm sitting there with a hard cock watching porno, I ain't gonna stop, what am I nutz? Soon my buddies were getting in on the fun! When i finally nutted I must have shot 6 feet.
41. Vito - September 19, 2008 9:16 PM
Pam, Pam, Pam...once upon a time you were a very pretty young woman. Then you went and had 25 lbs. of tits added to your chest. What the fuck was that all about? Why would you do such a thing?
If you didn't have those pink volleyballs in your bra you'd be a very pretty mature woman.
As it is now, you look like a parody of a dime-store floozy. Maybe a Jane Mansfield knockoff. Too bad 'cuz I suspect inside you're a sweet lady.
You do a lot of nice things for society, but it sure is hard to take you seriously!
Any ladies considering a tit job, please read this and give it another 20 years of thought before you make up your mind. Ask the guys you know and I'll bet at least 75% will tell you they would rather be with a woman with natural small breasts than a similar woman with store-bought hooters.
Hell, I could put retro-fits on my dog...if I had one.
42. weirdo - September 19, 2008 9:17 PM
Holy shit, I can smell her stinky twat all the way over here in California!
43. whatever - September 19, 2008 9:25 PM
Dude, it was totally Michael Jackson. Who else is THAT pale white?
44. CJ - September 19, 2008 9:33 PM
The desperation is unflattering. She can't be 20 again...or 30....or 40. She is what everyone ends up being...old...if they live long enough. She isn't hiding a thing. It's pathetic to watch beautiful women become desperate cougars because they have nothing else to fall back on in life.
45. kelley - September 19, 2008 9:36 PM
WTGF. I've collected Playboy mag for nearly 30 years, as a female. She used to be such a pretty little thing in 1990, no surgery, a really naturally pretty girl. What a freak she is now, ruined with Hep C and plastic.
46. takesonetoknowone - September 19, 2008 9:55 PM
She and Shauna should get together and go out.
Women past their prime should really just realize it and move on. Pammy has gone from borderline to totally pathetic.
47. PowerPlay - September 19, 2008 10:14 PM
Is there such a thing as too much cleavage? Maybe.
Is there such a thing as too much silicone? YES.
Pam looks whorible.
48. BoBo - September 19, 2008 10:20 PM
Good God! Her chest looks freakishly disfigured. It's almost too painful and squished to look at.
I hope she carries a patch-kit with her.
49. dude - September 19, 2008 10:21 PM
Hey #47 above, LOL. Nice! love the "whorible".
She and her tits both look like an ass.
50. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 10:24 PM
#37 Maybe, not everything but I know you need some education!
51. Ted from LA - September 19, 2008 10:28 PM
That dude is whiter than the chick from Spiderman.
52. Jessica Rabbit - September 19, 2008 10:44 PM
Ted from LA LA Land-
Best comment ever (#35 below under the Spencer Bratt photo)!
53. Nagada - September 19, 2008 10:48 PM
Giant, overinflated, fake boobs. Clown.
54. dbone - September 19, 2008 10:52 PM
it's michael jackson!!!!!
55. Vandy - September 19, 2008 11:53 PM
Is that Michael Jackson. She supposed to be dating him right?
56. celery - September 20, 2008 1:30 AM
hello, I'm reset smith
57. Shep - September 20, 2008 2:30 AM
The guy is pure genius. He gets to motor boat Pam's tits without having to suffer the embarrassment of being seen with her. Nicely played friend, Nicely played.
58. friendlyfires - September 20, 2008 3:43 AM
The first thing that comes to mind is MIchael Palin's (no relation to First Spouse Of Alaskan Barracuda) classic line as The Dirty Vicar in the Fourth Season of MPFC:
"I LIKE BIG TITS!!!!!!!"
SLOBBER!!!
SLOBBER!!!
DROOL!!!!!!
DROOL!!!!!!
SMACK!SMACK!YUM!YUM!
AURAWWWWW!!!!!!
59. jOheki - September 20, 2008 4:17 AM
Glad to see Destro is getting out more these days since him and the Baroness split.
60. TheGrandInquisitor - September 20, 2008 4:46 AM
I remember her Playboy before she got famous. Playboy was too soft for me back then in my jaded teenage years, but I bought that one. I don't think anyone remembers what she looks like naturally. I'm talking, before Baywatch, before Tommy Lee. She used to be a very delicate, pretty girl, thin, athletic, angelic. With mosquito bite boobs. She looked WAY better. Not a Jayne Mansfield jugtastic vixen at all. She turned herself into this nasty creature and for what? She hasn't even made a single B-movie worth watching.
61. HorribleJudgment - September 20, 2008 6:02 AM
She is the most disgusting sight I have ever seen. Her breasts have become repulsive, misshapen, squashed, cellulite-ridden, pancakey, globular masses of flesh that she props of for show, except no one wants to look at them anymore, she just thinks they do. That's why the guy is wearing the mask, so she can't see him desperately keeping himself from vomiting. Seriously, her breast look like they're joined in the middle, one is bigger than the other, and they are all fat and squished and hanging over like a pot belly. It's creepy.
Then there's her face, looking all greasy and aged. Eeeew! Talk about a chick NOT aging well. The eye make up drawn on with a sharpie marker, globs of disgusting make up fucking slathered over her tan and leathery face didn't help either. Overall Pam, you ain't hot shit anymore, no matter how much you want to be, or how much you try to convince yourself you still are. Get your aging, leathery, weathered ass off my screen asap.
62. HorribleJudgment - September 20, 2008 6:14 AM
Forgot to mention, her damn nose is also crooked. Add it on to the list. UGGGGOOOO!
63. jimbob - September 20, 2008 6:55 AM
I really only fancy women who look exactly like her. It is a great look at any age.
She is a unique and wonderful creature and sexier by far than when she was young.
64. jimbob - September 20, 2008 6:55 AM
I really only fancy women who look exactly like her. It is a great look at any age.
She is a unique and wonderful creature and sexier by far than when she was young.
65. Jones - September 20, 2008 8:57 AM
Is there some kind of competition between Pamela Anderson and Amy Winehouse on who can trowel on more mascara?
66. Jones - September 20, 2008 8:57 AM
Is there some kind of competition between Pamela Anderson and Amy Winehouse on who can trowel on the most mascara?
67. Ewwwwww ... - September 20, 2008 9:13 AM
She looks like an aging Joker with two hard melons slapped on his chest.
68. luis - September 20, 2008 9:39 AM
even though I'm vegan I would still eat her all night. my lips would fall off the next day but they'd still me smiling
69. The Minister of Common Sense - September 20, 2008 10:29 AM
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70. izzy - September 20, 2008 10:41 AM
tumours i see tumours
71. izzy - September 20, 2008 10:41 AM
tumours i see tumours
72. Christopher - September 20, 2008 10:45 AM
Butterface
73. Missy - September 20, 2008 11:07 AM
She used to be so pretty...what a shame!
Pam, less is more honey! You're a MOM!
74. mytwocents - September 20, 2008 12:30 PM
She said it herself. She doesn't want the breasts but she is no one without them. Sad that people think like that. Well unfortunately her breasts got her a little money but is she a model no, an actress, no what is she then? a personality ..sad
For many years now she is looking wrinkly and she still has her giganto chest she flaunts.
She was a young joke now she is a middle age joke then an old joke whatever
I mean she is so fake anyway why doesn't she get BOTOX and help her face out.
Also no one is talking about how extremly ODDDDDDDDD it is to walk around with someone with a mask ON!
That is not normal.
MAYBE THE GUY IS ASHAMED TO BE WITH HER BUT WANTS HER IN THE BEDROOM LOL
75. stoplookingatme - September 20, 2008 12:42 PM
Any Dr. Who fans out there? Pam's date looks suspiciously like the Autons, the store front mannequins that come to life and start killing people in the inaugural episode of the 2005 Dr. Who revival ("Rose")...
76. metronne - September 20, 2008 12:51 PM
eeeeew, i mean boobs are hot and stuff but when they're that ludicrously big and that OBVIOUSLY fake they look like, i dunno, like two beach balls taped to someone's chest or something. i don't see what's hot about that.....
77. Supposed2Be@Work - September 20, 2008 1:25 PM
Kim Kardashian called: She wants her ass implants back!
78. Tracy - September 20, 2008 1:33 PM
when she walks, you can here the scabs on her meaty vag lips scrape together.
79. Slut - September 20, 2008 1:40 PM
Holy crap....she looks like the Joker....I think I just contracted an STD by looking at her skank ass
80. britney's weave - September 20, 2008 2:08 PM
she's officially become a caricature of her old self.
what a clown.
81. Jojo - September 20, 2008 2:56 PM
ISN'T THERE ONE SINGLE SANE GUY TO REMIND HER THAT SHE IS NOT YOUNG ANYMORE AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOMATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES TO BE SEXY.. THESE BOOBS ARE THE FUGLIEST THINGS I EVER SEEN..SHE SHOULD KEEP IN HER MIND THAT SHE IS NOTHING BUT
AN ASSFACED, SAGGY , UGLY, MOLDY, CRUSTY ,OLD WHORE!!!!!!
82. EuroNeckPain - September 20, 2008 4:36 PM
Pleeeaaaase... someone pop these baloons !!!!
83. KDIZZLL - September 20, 2008 4:50 PM
nice a 7head instead of a forehead and square boobs nice.
84. Arroyo - September 20, 2008 5:40 PM
I agree with the people who just can't bear to look at all the silicone - great legs.
She needs to go a a Charlie Sheen party, we need new material here.
85. Bex - September 20, 2008 7:23 PM
Is it just me or is she starting to look like the joker with the botoxed "crazy" look?????? LMAO
86. ella - September 20, 2008 7:39 PM
FORHEAD, WORSE THAN TYRA
87. dude - September 20, 2008 8:14 PM
wtf her tits look like a BUTT!
88. PostmortemG - September 20, 2008 8:40 PM
If i were a *TRUE* deviant, I'd track the lady down and slash open her boobs with a straight-razor, just to see the silicone leak out.
89. Undertaker - September 20, 2008 8:42 PM
Most corpses look better than her, ugly.
90. Narcissist - September 20, 2008 9:40 PM
That's probably the most respectable dude I've ever seen her with. She should consider wearing a mask, too.
I think she should have invested better so she could have retired in semi-glory.
91. BM - September 20, 2008 9:50 PM
never really cared much for the woman but still think shes got the nicest pair of legs in hollywood!
92. Jay - September 20, 2008 10:43 PM
Gigantic fake breasts, skinny chicken legs, can't act, and probably has no personality. She's not a person, she's a 'view', a 'presentation' for rent.
93. jonny - September 20, 2008 11:08 PM
wtf is that dude in the mask its driving me ntus
94. Danielle - September 21, 2008 12:06 AM
He looks kind of more built to be michael and I didn't think michael was that tall.
95. gerard Vandenberg - September 21, 2008 12:26 AM
I wonder: ARE MIRRORS "NOT DONE"?
96. There are much worse pigs around - September 21, 2008 2:15 AM
Although Pam is looking pretty rough these days, and you'd get hepatitis just from touching her (maybe even just from looking at her), Fish could have posted much worse.
Consider that rancid stinking putrid big-nosed slut Sandra Bernhard, or Amy Whorehouse the sailorman, or that hairy vile butt-ugly Sarah Silverman, or that horsefaced Sarah Jessica Parker (didn't she win the Kentucky Derby?).
No, Fish could have really slapped us hard, but he didn't . . . yet . . .
Please, Fish, have mercy!!!
97. think - September 21, 2008 2:44 AM
http://www.come-and-hear.com/editor/br-smc/index.html
it's part of jewish religion done about 4,000 times a year on young boys just in a new york alone.!!! fuksing disgusting. See website for research. also read the journal pediatrics
http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/114/2/e259?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=1&author1=Tendler&andorexacttitle=and&andorexacttitleabs=and&andorexactfulltext=and&searchid=1125326602651_6102&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=%20
98. kim - September 21, 2008 2:48 AM
I love your blog but man with your no-weekend posts and the fact that your not keeping on top of the news and that your weekly blogs seem to be dimishing, as much as I love the commentary and the hilariousness I think i will be jumping ship....dude, time to put in some more hours or give it up. Hope to hear more from you!
99. kim - September 21, 2008 2:48 AM
I love your blog but man with your no-weekend posts and the fact that your not keeping on top of the news and that your weekly blogs seem to be dimishing, as much as I love the commentary and the hilariousness I think i will be jumping ship....dude, time to put in some more hours or give it up. Hope to hear more from you!
100. kim - September 21, 2008 2:48 AM
I love your blog but man with your no-weekend posts and the fact that your not keeping on top of the news and that your weekly blogs seem to be dimishing, as much as I love the commentary and the hilariousness I think i will be jumping ship....dude, time to put in some more hours or give it up. Hope to hear more from you!
101. Mark M - September 21, 2008 3:55 AM
Who's more plastic? Pam or the walking mannequin?
102. Nikky Raney - September 21, 2008 4:39 AM
It's probably Michael Jackson-- she was dating him right?
103. shirleytemple - September 21, 2008 7:36 AM
she needs to flash the extra boobage so people won't notice how much she's starting to look like the cryptkeeper wearing a wig
104. shirleytemple - September 21, 2008 7:37 AM
she needs to flash the extra boobage so people won't notice how much she's starting to look like the cryptkeeper wearing a wig
105. HorribleJudgment - September 21, 2008 10:26 AM
#96, I have to disagree with you. NO, nowadays there is NOT much worse out there. Although when it comes to Sandra Bernhard, I have to agree with you on THAT one! But no, weathered, leathery, over-make-upped, celullite-ridden, squashed, pancakey, globe-breasted Pam is amongst the worst. But I find absolutely no fault in the decision of her picture, and the story about her being posted--I love ragging on her. It's fun for me!
106. an outsider's view - September 21, 2008 11:38 AM
She is reaching menopause early. Her skin is saggy. Look at the skin hanging on arms and legs.
She does not have any self esteem left. Who would go out and dress like that?
Her fake boobs look ridiculous. The woman is aging horribly.
She is shit and gets jealous of Sarah Palin
107. hudd - September 21, 2008 2:53 PM
God, she was so much prettier when she was on Home Improvement. She was the gorgeous girl next door back then.
108. jenna - September 21, 2008 4:45 PM
Why is ppl so negative? Only want to see the "bad" things about her? I see the positive things, she still looks better than most woman her age. I think it´s great that she doesn´t use botox or seem to have gone through any more plastic surgury to try and look younger than she is. She has a great body and she is still pretty! All these mean comments about her scare me...If she is that horrible looking to you, what must other woman be???
109. Lola - September 21, 2008 4:58 PM
I agree with anyone who has made the Michael Jackson comment. Before coming to the comments section that was my first though
110. Joe Kindwords - September 21, 2008 5:09 PM
She's become a very pretty human blowup doll.
111. #1pamFAN - September 21, 2008 5:18 PM
yall dont know shit, this bitch is hottttt and she is a good person. get over yourselves your NEVER going to be as cool as pam.
YALL just jealous. you know every guy ever wants pam. derrrr.
112. #1pamFAN - September 21, 2008 5:19 PM
yall dont know shit, this bitch is hottttt and she is a good person. get over yourselves your NEVER going to be as cool as pam.
YALL just jealous. you know every guy ever wants pam. derrrr.
113. #1pamFAN - September 21, 2008 5:19 PM
yall dont know shit, this bitch is hottttt and she is a good person. get over yourselves your NEVER going to be as cool as pam.
YALL just jealous. you know every guy ever wants pam. derrrr.
114. #1pamFAN - September 21, 2008 5:19 PM
yall dont know shit, this bitch is hottttt and she is a good person. get over yourselves your NEVER going to be as cool as pam.
YALL just jealous. you know every guy ever wants pam. derrrr.
115. Maggie From Buffalo - September 21, 2008 6:17 PM
She's a beast
116. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - September 21, 2008 7:24 PM
i wood fuck that asshole!!!!!!!!!!oxox
117. malicious - September 21, 2008 8:01 PM
I thought she said she was done displaying her boobs in public, really time to tone it down. Great legs though, they are enough
118. Realist - September 21, 2008 8:01 PM
Aesome legs! All the other parts, including the head, need to be replaced.
119. Binky - September 21, 2008 8:59 PM
Yikes - I'm no structural engineer, but Pammy -it looks like without some strong structural support, perhaps steel girders,etc., those puppies would be falling at 'free fall collapse speed', as they say in the industry.
(Oh. I consulted my resident historians and didn't Dow Corning recall those things a few years ago ? And it was back to personality, intelligence, talent that type of thing ?)
Cliff Notes : Ummm Bink ...Apparently steel girders don't slow free fall collapse speed anymore...
Binky : Oh.
120. Cliff Notes - September 21, 2008 9:13 PM
So watching these Emmy Awards things - And the Smothers Brothers, banned from TV previously, win an award and the (Tom, Dick or Harry? ) guy doesn't go quickly to the 'Thank God and the little people' for the award speech. Ends up saying 'The Truth is what they think you'll believe' ...that type of thing..."
Binky : Cheers to the Smothers Brothers.
121. Vote McCain - September 21, 2008 9:53 PM
This is a guy who graduated 980 out of 984 at a fucking naval acadamy and admits he doesn't understand economics but hey, who cares anymore. He was a war hero cuz he got captured and stuff. And Palin gots big tits and is a crook like her Keating five buddy there McCain. They are cool and stuff so vote for em cuz that's what Dubya would like.
I love W. He is a cowboy and stuff.
122. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 21, 2008 10:09 PM
Gr8 points all # 121.
But what point are you and Dickie Smothers trying to make here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
123. Rational Rick - September 21, 2008 10:39 PM
She got Boobies and that 's all she got !!!!!!
XOXO
124. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 21, 2008 11:09 PM
#123 You seem like a REAL "rational intellectual"... 'Rick'.
Inside job ?
125. The New Blondie - September 21, 2008 11:50 PM
She looks like she should be stripping at the Clermont lounge in Atlanta! The new Blondie.
126. 'Frank' from 16th floor - September 21, 2008 11:57 PM
#120 "Notes" you - asshole.
If you want comedy reality based 'cutting edge' - screw the banned Smothers Brothers - check out a Lorne Michaels show. Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin ? Revolutionary comedy there.
They even got the hair right !!
Cliff Notes : 'Frank' - I'm still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed.
'Frank' from 16th floor : Oh. Ok....Good point....Notes...
...yeah........So ok...'Notes' do you like Curry ?
127. The Douches Three - September 22, 2008 12:13 AM
Binky (AKA Knee Ya Ha Ha) (AKA Cliff Notes) (AKA Big Juicy Bags of Fetid Douche Solution):
Hmmm... Interesting:
1. All three of you seem to post within an awfully close time period, babbling the same non-sensical bullshit that apparently only you can understand.
2. What in the fuckity-fuck is with the "Inside Job" comment EVERY mother fucking comment? Is this supposed to be some kind of code to let the "little green men" outside your trailer know that you're ready for your weekly abduction/anal probing? (BTW that's just bubba and the gang in last years halloween costumes. ...And that stuff leaking from your bunghole isn't "alien slime" either...)
3. I was under the impression one could not type while confined in a straitjacket and heavily sedated. I have been proven wrong.
4. Yes, I know-- free form collapse speed physics blah blah fucking blah. That shit may get you a blow job from your easily-impressed inbred sister-slash-wife, but it sure doesn't work here on the Fish. Please go peddle your horseshit theories somewhere else where they would be taken more seriously, like theskyisfalling.com or tinfoilhelmetclub.com.
Now go get on your bicycle (the one with the big orange flag on the back) and ride it to the nearest busy highway. I hear the government places tiny written messages in the paint they use to make the dashed lines down the middle of the roads, but you can only see it in the dark of night with a very small flashlight. (you have to look real hard, it's really small, but it reveals the secret conspiracy of 9/11.) Happy hunting! (and remember, wear all black so the Government doesn't know what you're up to!)
128. The Douches Three - Make That Four - September 22, 2008 12:22 AM
That goes for you too, Frank from the 16th floor (so that's where the psych ward is, eh?)
129. HorribleJudgment - September 22, 2008 12:23 AM
#108, it's not that people only want to see the bad things about her, it's just that there's nothing left but bad parts. There's nothing good left. She's all sag. Saggy implants. Saggy arms. Saggy legs. Saggy knees, even! Saggy face, troweled over with globs of makeup covered her leathery, weathered, old menopausal fugly face. And you say she looks better than most women her age? NO FUCKING WAY! SHE DOES NOT! You are either blatantly fucking lying there, or are a crazed Pam fan living in the past and living in denial. She looks TWICE her fucking age. Jump off the denial boat and get over it! You also say she doesn't use botox, hasn't gone through plastic surgery, and doesn't try to look younger than she is. AHAHAHAHA! 'Nuff said. She's an old leathery saggy hag that dresses like a whore. No one wants to see her repulsive boobs, her saggy legs, saggy arms, or any part of her anymore.
And #1pamFAN, you say she's hot--read the comments about her, and ask any guy on the street. Also, read my above paragraph. Sorry, she is not. She is a good person? Maybe you meant, a dumb person, and a bad actress. THEN, you'd be right. We'll never be as cool as Pam, you say? THANK GOD! The day I in any way am in the same league as that has been hag is the day I jump off a fucking bridge. You also say, every guy wants Pam. Well, I'd rather (here comes the bridge again) jump off a bridge than have her. If I ever came in contact with her I'd vomit. Again ask any guy on the street if he'd want that fugly, UGGO, menopausal, saggy, leathery, weathered, hag. They'd tell you no. On all counts you are WRONG WRONG WRONG!
130. 'Frank' from 16th floor - September 22, 2008 12:24 AM
#127 Gr8 points all. Welcome to the site.
If you have any questions about concepts like 'gravity', 'resistance', 'Newton',Wonderbra, - that type of thing - check out the professionals at this this site - give em your questions- let us know how it goes
( Maybe you can shut those dudes down 'The Douches Three' - seriously go for it)
131. Dickface @ 130 - September 22, 2008 12:31 AM
There is not one sentence in your post that makes any sense. Is English your first language, or did you suffer a massive stroke at some point in the recent past?
132. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 22, 2008 12:36 AM
#131 U Merican ?
133. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 22, 2008 12:42 AM
So #127 & 131. Welcome to the site.
You both seem - weelee - like wheel intellectuals.
So. Ok. I just googled "Urban Moving Systems". Perhaps, if you want to stay away from the free collapse speed stuff, you could educate us all about where this 'Dominic Suter' guy went - second week of September 2001 ...? Any Insights ?
134. Dickface @ 132 - September 22, 2008 12:43 AM
#132 U Retarded?
135. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 22, 2008 12:49 AM
No. #134
And you didn't answer the question.
If you have any questions - hit the link and they'll answer them for you.
136. Binky - September 22, 2008 12:56 AM
But. Well. Isn't Pammy looking frisky ?!
(But hey hun I think maybe you should get that date of yours over to a tanning bed.)
(He's beginning to look like he's from England.)
137. Assmunch @ 133 - September 22, 2008 1:11 AM
Seriously dude, do you have a job? A family? A life? Well I do. And I'm going to bed, because I have to be up tomorrow to WORK-- not verbally jack off all day. (But then again, what else do you have to do all day in the asylum besides sculpt your mashed potatoes into the world trade center?) After you crack the case of the 9/11 "conspiracy", maybe you can shed some light on THIS mystery... Who *did* kill Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe, if it wasn't Miss Scarlet?
P.S. Interesting fact-- "Dominic Suter" is an anagram for REDUCTIONISM (and interestingly enough, minus the "D" can also spell NEUROTICISM, which is eerily relevant to your mental state). So stick that in your straw and suck it. HARD.
138. Cigarette Ink - September 22, 2008 3:02 AM
My life goal is to squeeze those boobs as hard as I can. I just want to know if you can hear them 'pop.' Otherwise I'm doomed to die sad and curious.
139. lkbkjbknk - September 22, 2008 4:49 AM
Binky, forget the guy who's bashing you (and no, it wasn't me). I have a serious question for you about 9/11: don't you think it's time to start naming the jew?
140. Inside Job - September 22, 2008 6:01 AM
I would say that it would be almost impossible to have pulled off "911" without complicity at numerous levels. I guess we are to be lead to believe that a ragtag group of idiots were capable, even though they were being monitored, and half of them set off secutity alerts at the airports, an attack which obliterated all of Bush's financier Enron's important criminal paper work in one masterstroke without any airforce jets even bothering to scramble all the while Cheney (for some supercool coincidental reason and the odds are fun to think about) directing airforce training excercises to divert and confound ATC.
Hey why didn't any jets scramble?
And why did the president react by I don't know reacting to the news "Murica" was under attack? Should the president just continue to read books to little children (how innocent and helplessly staged, *wink,wink*)?????
What about building 7 and how did it fall? Oh was that the one with all the Enron records?
Why did it happen on 9 1 1 ??? (very sweet)
How could this steel have melted when it was not hot enough to melt????
As Brzezinski referred, America needed a "percieved threat" to get us to Eurasia and all that stategically imperative hydrocarbon.
That's why the first order of the day when the Neocons (Zionists) took over was to demand everything we had on Iraq and then partition the country into oil producing sectors.
And now the Federal Reserve (Rothschild Bank) is more powerful than ever and our country is in even greater financial peril with huge money thieves being bailed out by the working class.
And on and on. We are screwed. I would imagine that some of us are too ignorant to see this or do not want to see this. I can't blame them. What can we do now? We are debt serfs.
Debt Serfs.
141. Debt Serf - September 22, 2008 6:08 AM
(Holds hand on heart and pledges blind patriotism while sneaking out a bit of methane) "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! I say we just nuke the whole middle east and take all dat der oil fer ourselfs"!!!!!!!!! (Properly goes back to watching television/thought control/morality/culture destroying imagry. Just like a fine consumer/citizen.
142. JPRichardson - September 22, 2008 10:08 AM
As strange as it might seem, I find these images quite arousing. It might be that I am getting old, but I just can't stop loving Pam. Herpes, hepatitis and all.
Sorry.
143. Le Pussy Mussy Man Pussy Dolls - September 22, 2008 10:33 AM
I love Pammie
144. Jenna - September 22, 2008 10:37 AM
# You seem angry and bitter...No point in arguing with you, you have your opinion and I have mine. But I don´t think Pam is more saggy than other woman 40+ and she doesn´t look twice her age. Maybe you haven´t seen many ppl in their eighties...
If Pam desperately wanted to look younger she would have done something about her skin and wrinkles, it doesn´t seem as she has cause she has lots of wrinkles and her face doesn´t seem lifted. I think that looks far better than ppl who are plastic and have their face full of botox, lifted their face and eyes etc. I didn´t say she hasn´t had plastic surgury at all cause obviously she has!
I wonder who is living in denial...
Also, it would be interesting to see how incredibly handsome you are because you must be considering how you view other people!!
well, to sum it up I´m glad I´m not as angry, bitter, negative, mean, hateful etc. as you seem to be!
145. Emily - September 22, 2008 11:25 AM
Remember the "she wants to date Michael Jackson" rumors? does anyone else think it's him?
146. Surfer Dude - September 22, 2008 11:51 AM
She used to be so cute on BabeWatch, what happened?
147. mamadough - September 22, 2008 1:13 PM
it'll take 40 more years after she's long dead before her tits even start to decay.
148. Keithypoo - September 22, 2008 1:20 PM
TITTIES! Could be Michael Jackson.....
149. CV - September 22, 2008 2:45 PM
... and you are a whore.
150. sexy brains - September 22, 2008 3:48 PM
She is so haggard. Even the gallons of make-up can't hide what a used up whore she is. She seriously looks as bad as the porn stars I see on here - Jenna Jameson and the other one...? NASTY
151. PunkA - September 22, 2008 6:16 PM
The most amazing thing about those photos aren't the size of her breasts, but that she can actually wear a dress that short and not have her vagina hanging out. That diseased things has been been entered and pounded more than a Hollywood vet clinic. I think it probably looks like chicken neck and hangs to her knees. Seriosly Pammy, kudos for figuring out how to show off your great legs without your vaj hanging low.
152. black & beautiful - September 22, 2008 8:08 PM
Damn, white bitches do NOT age well. She looks ragged and ugly as hell. Let that be a lesson to all the black men out there who like white girls -- eventually they all turn out looking like this -- except with even lower fake tit to brain ratios.
153. Seaweed Freak - September 22, 2008 8:15 PM
I love to step on the seaweed at the beach, just to hear that popping sound. I bet if I step on her titties they will make the same popping sound, but louder.
154. Nick Suitor - September 22, 2008 8:35 PM
139-141 Gr8 big idiots, all. Welcome to your padded cell. U tardz? If you have any questions, just hit the link and they'll answer them for you. I just Googled "Conspiracy Nutjobs" and wondered if you could educate us as to the whereabouts of your psych meds.
Inside Uranus?
I smothered my mother's lover (my brother) with my smothered brothers other covered glove. hahahahahaa.. hilarious! what say you Frank, eh? ....OK... good point... Notes... yeah... OK so, you like sauerkraut? InSIDE job? INside job? inside JOB? Blow Job? Hand Job? JObby JOb? NUT JOB? OH HOW I LOVE JOBS!!!! JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB
155. HorribleJudgment - September 22, 2008 9:12 PM
Jenna,
No I'm not angry, bitter, negative, or hateful, but obviously you'd just like to see me that way because I won't kiss the ass of your precious Pam who YOU ARE in denial about. And yes Pam IS saggier than women in their forties. You can't deal with it, get over it. And I've seen 80 year olds. My gramma's 80. She looks better than Pam! And you're damn right she has lots of wrinkles--thanks for admitting that! She's got tons! Her face is so leathery and weathered, you'd be hard pressed to find any man that wants her nowadays! Poor old Pam. And I'm sure she's partaken in some botox trying to desperately hold onto her youth. She sure dresses too young for her age. In fact, she dresses like a whore. And with Pam looking as haggy, old, and repulsive as she does, no one needs to be seeing that! Blech! And why would I be living in denial? Don't know what you mean there. It seems you were trying to score a point over me and you failed.
And actually, I'm quite handsome, thanks! I'm HOOOOTTTT! Another example of you trying to score a point over me and failing. So sad. Also, I'm wondering what you look like, since you wondered what I looked like. I wonder about the kind of person that gets so personal defending a celebrity they don't even know, that doesn't even know them. I wonder, why?
156. zuzuspetals - September 22, 2008 10:54 PM
I hate it when big-breasted women show too much cleavage. It reminds me of a cow's udders. It's just a bunch of fat. It's repulsive.
157. tool - September 23, 2008 1:44 AM
I've tried hitting the "refresh" button a crap load of times, and she still looks like a chewed boot. Damn computer.
158. McCain/Palin 2008 - September 23, 2008 2:07 AM
She is a freak of nature. Why would anyone take the dick out of her mouth long enough to even ask her opinion on anything. What a joke.
159. jay - September 23, 2008 8:06 AM
Big, ugly, fake boobs. Terrible makeup. Receeding hairline. She looks like an old streetwalker/tranny. You'd think she'd take time to look in the mirror and wonder whatever happened to her looks.
160. SilkyC - September 23, 2008 6:55 PM
Ok yes we all know Pamela has old fake boobs - And her breasts look really just ugh in those pics buuut - personally - I really dont care
i want the dress lol - any one have any idea where i could get a dress similar to that (My boyfriend would LOVE it haha). yea the one she is wearing is SUPER short but I really like the style...
not that im thinking anyone really asks Pamela anymore "What are you wearing" - but I just thought i would put it out there...
But I think the style of the dress is hot!
161. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 23, 2008 9:20 PM
# 140 - Cheers - Inside job
(you guys don't show up here often enough)
162. Nick Suitor - September 23, 2008 9:46 PM
@ 161
don't you EVER tire of having conversations with yourself?
163. Sammy - September 24, 2008 1:23 AM
Holy faaark
i think there is such thing as to much cleavage. put it away pam!!!
164. sz - September 24, 2008 2:11 PM
Dear Pam:
You are old, who are you trying to fool?
P.S. Your boobs look WHOREendous