Sep 3 2008Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson?
In the biggest display of FTWism ever, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off proving my theory that Pamela would hump a toaster oven if it had a hedge fund:
They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."
Dating? I don't think so. In fact, it's pretty obvious what's happening here: Michael Jackson wants implants. Kids love balloons!
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Reader Comments
1. P911GT10C - September 3, 2008 10:50 AM
The freaks always get along well together.
2. obammy - September 3, 2008 10:51 AM
Everyone posting after me is an asshole
3. x - September 3, 2008 10:51 AM
Thats fucking sick
4. x - September 3, 2008 10:51 AM
Thats fucking sick
5. Mercutio - September 3, 2008 11:00 AM
Two lonely washed up people who last were at their heights in the mid nineties and then fell off hard.
I hope they can find solace in friendship, cause I reckon that's all that is.
P.S. to the man who posted no. 2? FUCK YOU.
6. Sportsdvl - September 3, 2008 11:01 AM
That is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
7. Dan Quayle - September 3, 2008 11:01 AM
Who ever posts second is a jizz covered douche.
8. LaLa - September 3, 2008 11:02 AM
what has happened to this woman????? she used to be so beautiful!!!!
9. Learn To Sell Porn - September 3, 2008 11:02 AM
so does she now qualify as a lesbian?
10. Dan Quayles Penis - September 3, 2008 11:05 AM
Post #7 deserves an award.....hillarious!
11. Melissa - September 3, 2008 11:06 AM
Dating? I don't think so. In fact, it's pretty obvious what's happening here: Michael Jackson wants implants. Kids love balloons! - no shit... that's the first thing I thought of when I skimmed through this tragic post.
God, that's just fucking disgusting.
Also, anyone know if Daft Punk tours? I'd really like to experience them live.
12. LotsToSay - September 3, 2008 11:06 AM
These two are a match made in heaven. Both have had so much plastic surgery that there is always something to talk about. And as for sex, I hear that Pammy loves dressing up like a little boy to give head. Mikey loves it. Pictures at 11.
13. AndrewMacCloud - September 3, 2008 11:08 AM
The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40000 years
Michael can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Sex with children, apes, pamela anderson,..... what's next?
it' s the Evil of the Thriller!!!!!!!!!!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
.
14. HuckyDucky - September 3, 2008 11:18 AM
From Kiddie Diddler to Titty Diddler. Whaddyaknow?
15. Randal - September 3, 2008 11:19 AM
Attraction comes in many different shapes and sizes.
It's great to read that these two have found a connection, be it just hanging out as friends or perhaps the odd flirt now and then. Pamela has had her share of up and downs, so perhaps it's just her way of getting out there and having some light hearted fun.
As for the King of Pop, he's 50 now and well ... why not!
Randal
16. hollywood_hillbilly - September 3, 2008 11:20 AM
Fish! More Sarah Palin related articles!
17. Travis M. Nelson - September 3, 2008 11:21 AM
Wow. If the two of them had a baby, would it be made entirely of plastic?
18. Deacon Jones - September 3, 2008 11:29 AM
I give up
19. yankssuk - September 3, 2008 11:36 AM
Obammy, you should have been aborted before birth to save your parents (and the world) the embarrassment.
Melissa: Daft Punk regularly play European festivals, especially France. But going to see them would involve you getting a passport and - you know - actually leaving the States. For the love of God, please don't. The freaks should stay in one place where you can all fuck and kill each other.
And that includes Canadian-American barbie dolls, and child molestors.
20. All Wallpapers - September 3, 2008 11:43 AM
Nice Photos Thanks
21. Jackson'shole - September 3, 2008 11:46 AM
How long before she tells Jacko she's "pregnant" so he has to marry her and then she miscarries? That's what happened with the last two husbands. Jacko won't care that they never had sex either.
22. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 11:50 AM
Yea rightttttttt,,,,doesnt she have 2 little blonde boys?
23. michele20 - September 3, 2008 11:53 AM
So I'm thinkin that he was only "genuinely interested" in her after he heard about her kids. I mean, I think she has a son... And what is with her Amy Whinehouse (or however you spell that handicap drugys name) makeup? NASTY!!!!
24. havoc - September 3, 2008 11:55 AM
The UK Mirror?
mkay.....
.
25. Alex - September 3, 2008 12:03 PM
PA stunt; damage control. Pamela Anderson=opposite of 10 year-old boy. Textbook.
He's planning a comeback.
26. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 12:05 PM
i know Pam she loves it hard and stiff but this is ridiculous!!!
27. Alex - September 3, 2008 12:05 PM
Make that PR stunt. Don't know where PA came from. Pennsylvania, maybe?
28. Joe C - September 3, 2008 12:05 PM
Yuck! She hasn't looked good since she was on Home Improvement.
29. mixedmartialartvideos.com - September 3, 2008 12:10 PM
they can go on plastic surgery dates!
30. tight lipped smiler - September 3, 2008 12:22 PM
She's the beard he never had. How better to lure adolescent boys to his house of hideous penis deformity?
31. Nique - September 3, 2008 12:42 PM
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
Pam looks good. I even still like her face...with make up though
32. ali - September 3, 2008 12:42 PM
i'm with 24...
...anything in the uk mirror is questionable.
33. sunshine - September 3, 2008 1:59 PM
That last picture, blown up to full size, looks more like an blonde, albino, creature from the Black Lagoon than an old, washed up, Hooker. Nightmare Alert, people!!
34. Mojo - September 3, 2008 2:00 PM
WOW, is she looking old........she oughta lay off all the pancake. Must be taking pointers from Michael.
35. hendero - September 3, 2008 2:00 PM
I totally believe every word of this. Let's see - Pam likes horse cocks, MJ likes little boys. A match made in heaven.
36. Sara - September 3, 2008 2:17 PM
Of course they were chatting about her kids...SHE HAS TWO PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! He wanted to give 'em the ol' Culkin treatment!
37. obammy - September 3, 2008 2:53 PM
She's starting to look lizardy. I'd do her if she wasn't infested with STD's
38. Stiles - September 3, 2008 3:21 PM
PETA is a bunch of idiots. With her as their spokeswoman, all they need to do is print a picture of her vaj. Would totally turn everyone off to meat.
39. blah - September 3, 2008 3:42 PM
Ah, publicity stunt much??? I mean look at the background with the "Pamela girl on the lose" promos; she's obviously trying to drum up attention for something. Please, this is such utter bs. Yeh, ok, maybe they were caught talking. Big fricken whooop. Anyways, I thought she was back together with Tommy Lee? Oh hell, who even gives a shit at this point. I mean really...the bloom is off the rose, the girl is past her prime. She looks worn out and just needs to retire already. Or at least, for the love of God, class it up a bit. You can't try to pull the same look you did in your 20's and early 30's. She's looking way too old for the whole sexy vamped up look.
40. SueMe - September 3, 2008 6:01 PM
This is just weird. Michael came out with a suit at the top, and pajamas at the bottom in public. How can anyone want to date him? Im still a big fan of his, but he seems way off to me now.
41. Dartanyon - September 3, 2008 7:55 PM
Man......All you guys SUCK!!!! It's awesome to see the King of Pop happy again. I don't think it matters that both of them have had surgery, as long as their happy and Michael keeps on singing, that's fine with me.
42. helen - September 3, 2008 7:56 PM
WOAH.... pam looks like an old hag. when did that happen... eew....
43. WildOne - September 3, 2008 9:00 PM
Looking at her and hearing MJ is 50 makes me feel old. OMG.
44. Patty - September 3, 2008 10:07 PM
Okey...If this is true...I gotta say....WOW... never ever in my life imagine Michael with this kind of girl...BUT...If there are romance...GOOD FOR THEM...And yeah...michael always be a flirty boy..hehe....it's sweet.!!!!
45. Vandy - September 3, 2008 10:17 PM
People and then played out Michael Jackson jokes *shakes head* Anyway Michael Jackson is a legend, cut him some slack. I think that they could work in a strange way
46. Vandy hates decencey - September 3, 2008 10:56 PM
cute him some slack? The guy is a freak and a child molester whose money bought him freedom? Whore.
SueMe how could you be a fan of this pervert?
47. Monster - September 3, 2008 11:50 PM
I guess we won't get any new pamela anderson sex tapes too soon. First because there won't be any and second they might end up as evidence against the king of poop. Maybe to change his "child mollesting freak" image MJ should rape his plastic surgeon for a change. That would make a nice modern day Frankenstein story...... i am not an animal.... I.......am.......a human being. But he would probably just charge him extra.
48. ToTellTheTruth - September 4, 2008 12:37 AM
This old outdated dried up looking sewer rat faced bitch REALLY needs to go sit her geriatric ass the fuck down somewheres. Look at her fucking face...this bitch has had SO MUCH plastic surgery done, until her face is starting to sag inwards because of her OLD AGE but yet she continues to still run around acting like she's fucking 18 or something. The expiration date on her titty milk has EXPIRED and she really should just fuck off under a rock and die...
49. IKE - September 4, 2008 3:03 AM
They were discussing plastic surgeries.
50. gerard Vandenberg - September 4, 2008 7:58 AM
I think she desperately needed some "FRESH" air after the date!!
51. Dave - September 4, 2008 10:15 AM
this woman is fucking disgusting to look at, i mean, she is HELL OM THE EYES.
52. sandy - September 4, 2008 10:21 AM
looking at Pam makes me feel young, and her mug is like a basket of dried up old pot pourri
53. jojo - September 4, 2008 12:14 PM
MAN, MY EYES HURT WHEN I LOOK MORE THAN 3 SECONDS AT THIS OLD BUTT UGLY WHORE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A 2 BUCK SLUT NOMATTER
WHAT THE FUCK SHE WEARS, NOTHING ON THIS GREEN EARTH BUY A
CLASS TO THAT TWAT! OH, BY THE WAY THEY WOULD MAKE A VERY
CUTE COUPLE, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. MEzMo - September 4, 2008 3:51 PM
Why dont you leave Mike alone??? He was proven innocent. There was ZERO evidence against him. The kids mom has been convicted of Fraud 4 times!! You think maybe because he stopped talking to them she wanted to get revenge. Thats motive and she was convicted of purgery in reguards to this case! HE might not look normal. But he is a genious and has done more for this world than you people will EVER.(check guiness book of world records). In my opinion. He is the most successful human to ever grace this earth.
55. votetheday.com - September 6, 2008 5:56 PM
http://www.votetheday.com/polls/panderson-dating-mjackson-195/
56. Jon - September 6, 2008 10:22 PM
Michael is the greatest entertainer of all time so he can hook up with ever he likes!
57. Gary - September 8, 2008 1:06 AM
This tabloid story has already been confirmed FALSE.
BTW: Pam is an ugly old hag. She's what you call a REAL WHORE.
58. Ramon M. - September 8, 2008 5:11 AM
umm...so he finally is an adolescent boy from the early nineties? because that was the only group that thought that pam was hot at anytime
59. Narcissist - September 21, 2008 8:08 AM
Does Pam have even one outfit that looks good on her? Come on! She must make that crap herself!
Maybe Michael is getting advice on breast implants so he can look more like Diana Ross.
@13 HAH! These two could do a remake of the Thriller video without wearing make-up.
60. Hunter - November 19, 2008 10:16 AM
Of course they were all chatty and hitting off. Topics of the night...2 girls sharing make up tips, and the best ways to give head! Mmmm, nice.