Sep 25 2008Natalie Portman is single

FRIST

Nerds love chicks like this.

Real men don't.

I'm first. Heh!

I crap bigger than Natalie Portman!

Signed,

Kim Kardashian

Okay, I didn't make first. I'll trying again until I do.

Grandma, I love you in a salad way.

hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhah

Pointy faced and intense.

not my bag, baby.

Pointy faced and intense.

not my bag, baby.

We nerds LOVE this chick

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Amazine! My friends told me that she joined a hot club[__"interracialchatting.com"__]a free dating for whites and blacks to find their interracial love.

She sucked me dry

2-ph7-It's because you love the penis.

This woman is smokin'.

he's a Goy

Sweet!! Another one hits the market.

How do you feel about Oreos, Baby??

After I win this thing, we can do the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom. Michelle will be off hating America with Farrakahn, so no one will know.

You can pull me down by my huge ears.

met her and she's a fake Hollywood bitch. no wonder she can't keep a man to save her life... she's an insecure pretentious brat. she should try dating a normal nice guy thats not rich and or famous... might learn something.

^Shoking!

mmm... she's single but I wish she was gay! i would show her the ropes if she was curious mmmhmmmmm

freakin' HOT!!!

Tiny and no womanly features.

She's a favorite for guys who like to masturbate to porcelain skin, apparently.

Dear Natalie Portman,

I am newly single as well.

Send me your email and I will send you pictures.

She's no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don't really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.c om__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!

who gives a shit.

She is just about perfect.
Maybe she likes big headed guys.....

oh no, i loved them!

this post should be more about how Devendra Banhart is single.

Poor Natalie...but its even worse now for the deluded Star Wars geeks who think they're now back in with a shot.

why do pedophiles like natalie portman? if you pull back her hair, it's like fucking a 12 year old boy.

Superficial Writer,

Get that fucking stupid trippy video off of this website and replace it with this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw

you fucking fruit.

#26, what's your point?

#26 how would you know what it's like to fuck a 12 yr old boy?

Banhart, shmanhart... I'm next!

So Nat, darling, light of my life, fire of my loins, if you're reading this (and I bet you are), why don't we, like, ride the arrow of time together for a wee while? I'm a kind-hearted, animal-loving, well-educated, Democrat-voting, sensible yet sensitive guy with a great sense of humor and a serious weakness for smart girls. I'm a smart fellow myself, but without a trace of arrogance, vain without being narcisstic and assertive without being obtrusive. So, once you have had enough of those pretty boys with their pretty opinions and their pretty lives, give me a call whydontcha?

#26 how would you know what it's like to fuck a 12 yr old boy?

If Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly had C Cups, they could rule the world.

she needed to upgrade anyway. just because your all indie and hipster friendly doesnt mean you have to date a hobo who likes to show his pubes.

true dat

I would dry fuck her. The little skinny ones you can manhandle during angry sex. A good pimp slap to finish it off.

I'm sorry to learn that things did not go well between you and Banhart but love is out there for you my dear, so don't cry for Argentina just yet.

Your role in Paris Je T'aime is the real you, a beautiful young lady becoming herself as a woman.

Randal

Dr. John Thomas is correct. Both Natalie and Kiera would rule if they had bosoms.

I can't stop watching this girl's boobs in this DFT video: http://tinyurl.com/68cumw

She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: __Tallmingle.com___ ,really?

Seriously disappointed at the lack of anti-semitic jokes here.

I think she'd like my non-kosher meat over his. We all know Hebrew National doesn't plump when you cook them.

What's more alarming than nerds who salivate over Portman are the ones who salivate over Ellen Page. Now, THAT looks like a boy.

#39,

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?

Jews burn longer.

It's nice to see ron jeremy is still getting work. His performance as rajah was the only good thing in that video.

The broke up because she woke the fuck up. The guy has shitty fucking music, he's a fucking fugly weirdo who's hideous and an idiot, and she figured out she made a fucking fool out of herself in that video. That's all there is to it. 'Nuff said.

#15 I met her and found her to be a very pleasant girl. Very shy and yes insecure. Very guarded with strangers. Maybe she saw your inner bitch and met it with hers.

Yuck! Bikinis, breasts, ladies, pussy...how about some more stories of boys like Miley Cyrus's boyfriend. We know he can't get it up for her, as much as she wants it. She's such a little slut!

Don't forget, God has a powerful burner designed just for deviant sinners, the unrepentant and goofy people who follow the latest celebrity gossip.

Let's pray. Those of us in power at state capitals and Washington DC will work tirelessly to ensure that our uniformed servicve members are being sent to do Gods work.

Now, let's prey.

She is my Gal... and She Belongs to Me.. but hope She feels the Same.. Also About Me....

ROFL !!

XOXO

She's intelligent, and she's hawt, and now she's single?
And I'm still stuck with "the stranger". Life sucks.

we love watching the truth : )

...the truth

[actually we can do it without the "the"

truith

thaere you go... [what ? ]

I think the video would only make sense if you were high on acid...

why are hollywood chicks so screwed up in the head? does their wealth and fame command them to date the oddest men they can find?

maybe now she can hook-up with Lindsay Lohan?