Sep 22 2008Miley Cyrus done with Hannah Montana?
Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money's in focusing on Miley's singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired from the insanely lucrative Hannah Montana show and have started showing up late, holding up production and generally pissing off the crew, according to TMZ:
Emily Osment, who plays Lilly Truscott, used to be extremely tight with Miley. Now we're told Emily is so bitter she literally turns away from Miley after each scene. We're told Emily's dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray, complaining he and Miley were unprofessional.
Sources tell us Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do twelve more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley were ingrates. Disney insisted that Billy Ray and Miley not only finish the twenty-four episode season -- but Disney was adding six more episodes.
Good. Real smart career move. I think I speak for everyone when I say I hope I never see this buck-toothed little trollop and her boyfriend's package again. I mean, not that I've looked at it or anything. Even when I sent everybody home early and said I'd lock up for the night, I didn't look at Justin Gaston's package while sitting at the Geekologist's desk. Nope, never happened. And, if you don't believe me, feel free to check the security tapes I completely erased then ran over with my car.

Reader Comments
1. havoc - September 22, 2008 10:32 AM
LOL! Disney sees its gravy train disappearing down the track.
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2. yeah dude - September 22, 2008 10:37 AM
Everyone posting after me has sucked on Justin Gaston's package
3. athaha - September 22, 2008 10:40 AM
What is it with this girl? In every single pic she manages to have a goofy look on her face. The rest of her is pretty nice, but the expression on her face is almost always just goofy-looking.
4. 1 MILF Hunter - September 22, 2008 10:43 AM
Billy Joe Bob Mullet Ray better not piss of the Mouse. Disney will make it tough for her to get work. If that happens, Billy Joe Bob Mullet Ray will be back in his trailer training his coon dog for this year's hunting season. She'll wind up ditching that 20 year old and have to marry her cousin to have a roof over her head.
5. Slut - September 22, 2008 10:45 AM
Oh my in pic #6 she looks like Sloth from Goonies
6. surlywench - September 22, 2008 10:45 AM
What the hell does it matter what she does with her career? The spoiled little bitch is worth hundreds of millions.
Sorry can't type anymore, too busy sucking on J. Gaston's package. Mmm yummy!
7. WhoCares!! - September 22, 2008 10:46 AM
She's so fucking him... Little girl haha riiiight
8. toolboy - September 22, 2008 10:47 AM
15 minutes and counting...she gets off the Mouse and in 5 years she will have to pull a Mischa Barton to get on the Fish.
9. Chenush - September 22, 2008 10:48 AM
She's fugly.
and @2: I would'nt mind doing that.
10. Daniel - September 22, 2008 10:52 AM
@ #5, you are right, it's uncanny
11. CANDICE - September 22, 2008 10:56 AM
BITCH WHOEVER WROTE THIS LAME ASS ARTICLE YOU'RE BUCK TOOTH, NOT MILEY, MILEY ROCKS AND YOU SUCK. YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO WRITE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU NEED TO STOP HATING ON MILEY, YOU SKINNY OLE ALIGATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. rough daddy - September 22, 2008 10:57 AM
Let her quit, I know shes itching to take off her clothes anyways...shell be another debbie gibson without the talent...
13. SlutTrampSeesDollarSigns - September 22, 2008 11:00 AM
At least she's an honest little slut. Billy Ray's figured out the big money will be a Miley website where every friday nite she's surrenders her virginity in naughty ways to her underwear jockey of a boyfriend. They will charge $49.95 a month and be out of the business by the time Miley is 18.
14. Jimbo - September 22, 2008 11:05 AM
Thanks for that insightful comment..
15. arealcad - September 22, 2008 11:06 AM
Remember the words of Harlan Ellison - "Don't fuck with the mouse."
http://www.snopes.com/disney/wdco/ellison.asp
16. Spanky - September 22, 2008 11:07 AM
If she is not fucking him, she is sucking him dry. Something tells me 69 is their favorite number. I bet he has licked that thing until it is chapped and then pumped her ass full of baby batter. But she may still technically be a virgin.
17. Mr. Sleepyhead - September 22, 2008 11:08 AM
I just flushed my toilet and saw a spiraling vortex of water going down the pipe - just like this douche bag's music and career.
Nothing here to see folks - move on.
18. rough daddy - September 22, 2008 11:09 AM
Dont worry Billy Ray's gravy train is secure! this 2minute stud is either getting blue ballz or getting paid to be seen with her....
19. FAIL - September 22, 2008 11:12 AM
Not that I find that stupid model boy good looking, I only have eyes for my husband whose packing way more that this dork, but I REFUSE to believe that this model guy would want this hideous chipmunk weasel inbred looking disney whore. She is so incredibly out of his league that it's just sad. Maybe it's the money and exposue.
But fuck, look at her she looks like the child he volunteers to take to the park once a month (provided she wears her helmet). I mean doesn't she look like her parents were cousins, everytime I see her I expect Cletus and Brandine to walk out and go "yeps that our daughter all growed up and fancy" (they mean severely retarded looking, but wearing clean clothes from this decade).
She's so fucking ugly, this is clearly a scheme to get her fired; date an older model guy loose the Disney image and get fired. Boy who came up with this Billy? It reeks of his hillbilly pee brained reasoning. You are going to have to do better than that. Disney stilll loves that little skanks Jaime Lynn and she done got knockedup so some pictures of this model charity casing your hideous daughter around town walking her like the dog she is won't cut it. Sorry fuck faces. You're going to have to introduce the world to thie child you keep locked in the basement you know Miley's daughter, oh and of course yours too Billy Rae.
20. Dwayne - September 22, 2008 11:12 AM
Jethro Ray Redneck did some fancy cipherin and figured he and his kinfolk would make more money on theys own.
21. BMurphy72 - September 22, 2008 11:13 AM
Jenna Jamison is looking for a trainee
22. sameshitdifferentyear - September 22, 2008 11:14 AM
Due to some bizarre hyperdimensional vortex spontaneously appearing in this galaxy at the exact fraction of a microsecond that the button was pressed...........
...her face actually looks slightly attractive in the first picture.
Almost.
23. Me - September 22, 2008 11:18 AM
This will end her career, no one will give a crap about her crappy music if she's not in the stupid tv show anymore. Which is a good thing because i'm tired of seeing her misshapen head all over the place.
24. Jade - September 22, 2008 11:19 AM
I don't get it. Why is she so popular? I mean, I could understand when Jessica Alba was catapulted into stardom: she's f*cking gorgeous. But this average girl? Her model boyfriend must either be a gold digger or appreciate her for her "inner beauty." *snort*
25. Dwayne - September 22, 2008 11:25 AM
The model boyfriend is a hanger-on looking for his 15 minutes of fame.
26. buzzpatrol - September 22, 2008 11:33 AM
Hope the slut fade away
27. combustion8 - September 22, 2008 11:33 AM
she gets uglier daily.
28. ZOMGoddess - September 22, 2008 11:46 AM
ZOMG!!! Emily's dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray!!! ZOMG!!! Like, I totally heard that like days ago, jeez! Duh.
29. UK_Matt - September 22, 2008 11:47 AM
@3 Because she's her fathers daughter.
Look at his career.
Its time for her to take her chunk of change and start breeding the next generation Cyrus one trick pony.
30. Barak Obama - September 22, 2008 11:56 AM
This will give her more time to do porn. That's all she will have left.
31. blah - September 22, 2008 12:00 PM
She always reminds me of one of those fricken furbie toys. Not very attractive. And why the heck would a 20 year old be interested in a 15 year old anyways? Kind of pathetic. He's either after the money or the hymen; or both.
32. Lock, Stock & Barrel - September 22, 2008 12:11 PM
So, what did they expect from the incestuous redneck hillbillies?
Integrity? LMAO!
33. Judas - September 22, 2008 12:15 PM
Not surprising from trashy folk who reportedly jack off onto Genesis and wipe it up with Revelation. Her sugar daddy taught her how to fuck and suck her way up there just like he did. So she gets a reputation for being a slut, just like daddy.
34. Uncle Eccoli - September 22, 2008 12:19 PM
Ugh. She is such trash.
35. yukadoozer - September 22, 2008 12:45 PM
BuhBye horse faced tramp-and take your akeybreaky soul patchin' pet donkey dad with you. Let's see how many pretty boys you can scare up without your Disney gravytrain. Welcome to your future of playboy centerfolds, drug addiction, and celebrity restaurant openers.
36. Captain Obvious 22 - September 22, 2008 12:58 PM
Well - the whole "Vanity Fair" cover episode reminded me of when Jessica Biel decided she wanted out of her 7th Heaven contract and posed almost nude for Esquire - so you had to know this was coming. They're probably looking at Hilary's Duff's career and getting a bit scared -- you could argue she stayed with the Lizzie McGuire thing too long and so never really has made it out.
37. me - September 22, 2008 1:09 PM
The money is in the singing career? HAHAHAHA
that girl will crash and burn so fast without disney marketing. She is the worst singer I have ever heard.
38. Lola - September 22, 2008 1:11 PM
#31 is full of truth. That's exactly what she looks like and I also find it scary when a guy who should be attending uni is more interested in dating highschool girls.
It worries me how ugly this girl is at an age where she should be cute and not looking like she's going to be Rossane's double in just a few years.
It's the Britney syndrome, they look 19 at 14 and when they actually become adults they are a mess and there's another nice 12 year old wanting to do everything for some fame and money.
39. lohans8 - September 22, 2008 1:15 PM
She better hurry up, she's turnin a bit fugley, and fugley wants sex so basically she's a photo away from complete and utter ruin.
40. Gary B - September 22, 2008 1:27 PM
If Miley wants to move away from Hannah Montana and on to bigger things fine, but find a professional way of doing it.
This is a problem with Hollywood these days, all of these stars are are bred from puberty, kept in perpetual adolescence and are only amateur talent at best. She needs to realize she is just an entertainer and a property of Disney, do her job, cash the checks and shut the hell up.
Unlike the talent of the past she has never had to "pay her dues" by sining in smoky clubs with chicken wire protecting her from any unruly fans. Instead she has ever urge catered to and is coddled by a army of assistants. The sense of entitlement form this generation is sickening.
41. L - September 22, 2008 2:09 PM
Unattractive.
42. jcmjr - September 22, 2008 2:16 PM
Obviously Miley should milk the Disney money tree for at least a few more years...she's not even 16 yet for christ's sake......at her current age, having the Disney machine behind you is the best place to be as she is limited to what she can really do at 15 outside the protected world of Disney....Ashley Tisdale(HSM3) on the other hand just turned 23 and should start to realize her days of playing a high school girl are extremely numbered....perhaps in her case, she should immediately start investigating her career possibilities beyond Disney....
43. Nicey Nice - September 22, 2008 2:18 PM
@40
I agree with you. If you want to leave fine just do it with some dignity. Plus Disney was her meal ticket. There is no reason to crap all over it and bite the hand that feeds you. I've heard that DInsey isn't that nice on the business end. It will be interesting how they handle all this.
44. bootlicker - September 22, 2008 2:24 PM
Disney is a powerhouse and will crush those hillbilly rednecks. Beware the Mouse
45. goodwolf - September 22, 2008 2:25 PM
And what's up with this Justin? This has to be a PR ploy to spice up Miley's image......Shouldn't he be banging hot 40 year old cougars instead of hanging around with a 15 year old little girl?
46. dragon43078 - September 22, 2008 2:56 PM
Her singing is crap. Miley needs to ride the disney gray train for as long as she can. Hanna Montana is what is making her rich. Not her so callled singing talent. She is ok for the kids, but teenagers and above can't stand her screeching and accent. She is not a country singer, she is a Disney created tween singer.
She does look like she knows how to suck a dick well. Thats her future. Follow in Paris Hiltons tracks.
47. HankTheDwarf - September 22, 2008 3:32 PM
This bitch looks like a beaver.
48. Jadedkitten - September 22, 2008 3:34 PM
GREAT NEWS BITCHES IT'S BEEN FUCKING CANCELLLED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
49. jennifer - September 22, 2008 3:47 PM
My 9 y-o can't stand her, he says she sounds like a man.
50. Randal - September 22, 2008 3:51 PM
Miley, you've been a huge inspiration to many of the younger generation and you'll dearly be missed on the Disney channel. Thankfully, you've shown great skill in singing, dancing and performing that making this career change will not be a mistake.
Spread your wings and fly girl, you deserve it all!
Randal
51. SueMe - September 22, 2008 3:56 PM
From what Im hearing about the cost of her concert tickets from patients that come in...she must be pretty paid.
52. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 22, 2008 4:01 PM
PROOF THAT ALL YOU WHITE MEN WANT ANOREXIC BOBBLE HEADED DOLLS!
SERIOULY!
I WOULD SEE A WHITE MAN SNATCH UP THIS HICK HO BEFORE I SEE ONE WITH KIM KARDASHIAN!
53. yep... - September 22, 2008 4:03 PM
I agree with #19. This is the ONLY reasonable explanation as to why she could get a guy like Justin to hang out with her. Just to piss off Disney (and in return, he gets some serious publicity). It makes a lot more sense than pedophelia
54. EnglishWhiz - September 22, 2008 4:15 PM
I teach high school and I don't think I've ever even been in contact with a 15 year old as self-centered, arrogant, and just plain icky...and MOST teenagers are some degree of one or all of those! This is what happens when unbridled fame is heaped upon a child. And what kind of messed up parents let their 15 YEAR OLD date a guy in his TWENTIES??? How irresponsible is that?
55. Orlandpark77 - September 22, 2008 4:43 PM
I like Miley, but i was hoping that this wouldn't happen to her. She shouldn't bite the hand that feeds, she could find that after leaving Disney her career falls fast. as fast as her dads did. Besides you can start acting like a bitch until at least 18.
56. mimi - September 22, 2008 5:07 PM
Face it... Disney churns them out and uses them up. She needs to get out now so she won't disappear like a teenage witch!
57. PunkA - September 22, 2008 5:48 PM
She is unattractive, an ok singer with no dance moves and kids only like her because she is on Disney. Where have I seen and heard this before?? If she and her parents are not smart enough to figure that out, I refer them to Exhibit A: also known as Hilary Duff. Now where is she again and what is Miss Lizzy McGuire doing these days???
EXACTLY.
58. Aerialgreen - September 22, 2008 6:19 PM
It's Disney's current omnipresent and multimillion marketing of Hannah Montana is what keeps basic cable children buying the crap with her chromosome-missing mug plastered over it..... once it's gone, so is she and her achy-breaky pimp.
Man, she is soooo going to end up in porn.
59. McSame - September 22, 2008 6:35 PM
Fuggin ugly little tramp with short dress and make-up!
Dumb hickabilly trash. Just like her parents raised her to be.
60. Polly Purebread - September 22, 2008 7:50 PM
I heard that Disney wants to move her into acting in a Movie that they have no script written for, as in, they will never be able to find a professional member of the WGA that will write anything for the ugly, no talent, little slut. Have you ever seen that stupid show she is on? What a joke, this is just a way for Disney to fired this Hillybilly brat.
61. stoplookingatme - September 22, 2008 8:06 PM
Disney employees call it "Mouse-schwitz," if that tells you anything. Maybe that's why she and her "boyfriend" are hanging out at Universal City Walk in these pics... Which begs the question, who do you think would win in a fight to the death, the Mouse or Kong?
62. goodbye goofy - September 22, 2008 8:30 PM
about time! good for her ... i heard she's about to work with stylist girl kira plastinina too ... my new fav! i love her designs ... check www.kiraplastinina.us
63. HorribleJudgment - September 22, 2008 8:51 PM
If the horse/beaver/chipmunk face wants to get fired, fire her. I, for one, wish I never had to see her repulsively ugly face ever again. In fact, the only time I would ever want to see her again is when she finds out that her fake boyfriend is using her. I mean, honestly. She doesn't REALLY think that a male model would go out with HER does she? Or that ANY guy would go out with her for that matter? Her fake boyfriend wants the exposure. And in the meantime, everytime he's with her, he has to look away from her face because she is THAT unbelievably fucking ugly.
Wake up Miley: you have fugly chipmunk beaver teeth, oversize gums AND a receding gumline, squinty beady pig eyes overmade like a two dollar whores, a nose like fucking play doh, cheeks like a fat inbred, an obese overfed face, and your chubby, and you have stubby, chunky, fat fugly blubbery legs. You are DISGUSTING. No guy would be with you. It would be in your best interest to hang onto to anything you had left, but no, you actually think there's more out there for you? Look in a a mirror, you talentless ugly, UGLY, girl.
64. twzzlrgirl - September 22, 2008 9:13 PM
I cannot figure out why this chick is popular. Have you ever seen the show?? What a piece of garbage. She just does what all the disney "proteges" do: she mugs and yells and overacts and looks ridiculous. She also seems self-centered and mean. And now, to top it off, she's dating a sex toy. Nice.
She needs to go away before she becomes the next Britney. Actually, Brits lookin better than this these days.
65. Tyler J - September 22, 2008 10:09 PM
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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wait...
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meh.
66. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 22, 2008 10:59 PM
YOU WHITE MEN LIKE BODIES LIKE THIS SO DON'T LIE!
67. friendlyfires - September 23, 2008 3:00 AM
1.)Justin Gaston - gay - okay? - why else would Billy Ray trust his little Fort Knox Depository to the banana hammock model foe Jesus - for real - promise!
2.)Despite the current turmoil occurring in world markets, the Olsen sisters portfolio is secure and will tide them over in their quest for world domination. Billy Ray, meanwhile, has pissed Miley's hundreds of millions into gimcrack, singing trout replicas and beer bellies futures - see the both of them in the Dana Plato Memorial Cemetery and Crematorium very soon - very very soon, if we're lucky!
3.)Steve Jobs should fire that screechy ingrate immediately and burn the buyout money right in front of their eyes, saying non-chalantly,"I'm Steve Jobs, I own Disney, and your career, whatcha' gonna' do about it, hug? Oh, don't pout, here have a new iPod Nano, it's already loaded with the music of your replacement, moo-hoo-haa-haa!"
4.)Seth Rogan doesn't have a small penis - it's a very large - clitoris - there, I said it, booyeah!
68. Thecookie - September 23, 2008 6:54 AM
Let her go -- I smell a Britney-esque meltdown in 3-... 2-...
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/disney-daze-gone-bye/
69. gerard Vandenberg - September 23, 2008 11:07 AM
doing what?
.....................................HIDE and SEEK(the more mature edition)?
70. Favourite TV Program - September 23, 2008 12:06 PM
I hope she won't leave Hannah Montana, because it's my favorite tv program.
71. Zoostation - September 23, 2008 12:47 PM
Someone else called someone a trollop:
http://www.drudge.com/archive/106692/author-mccain-called-wife-****-trollop
72. Bill B - September 23, 2008 6:29 PM
The mullet headed Cyrus family are idiots. Billy Ray wasn't doing jack until his daughter got this gig...and he will be doing nothing again very soon. As for Miley, if she thinks she is talented enough to go it alone without Disney...she is as smart as her daddy. She is marginally talented at best. Her fame, like just about every other teen "star" is all about marketing. Without the Disney machine behind her she is going to find the world a cold place after all.
73. Gary B - September 26, 2008 2:43 PM
I can understand that Miley is getting older and wants to grow out of the Hanna Montana thing. But she needs to put her ego in check, be patient and let HM run its course and then plan to work on more grown up material.
UNCHECKED EGO can be a killer of careers in industry. When you have a star that becomes rich and famous too young and too fast, while they have assistants and sycophants constantly pampering them and kissing their ass. It eventually gets to their head, unchecked they finally implode.
74. usagi - September 29, 2008 8:02 PM
he's gay dont u see..?
75. None of ur bizz.. - April 1, 2009 7:39 PM
u know what u guys aren't the ones to judge what she does it doesn't matter what she does you know its her choice who cares are you related to her? NO YOU WISHED YOU WERE. So get your heads out of everything because it's not the right time to judge what she does. PCE btw im black UH HUH
76. None of ur bizz.. - April 1, 2009 7:40 PM
u know what u guys aren't the ones to judge what she does it doesn't matter what she does you know its her choice who cares are you related to her? NO YOU WISHED YOU WERE. So get your heads out of everything because it's not the right time to judge what she does. PCE btw im black UH HUH
77. jeanlery - June 12, 2009 1:54 AM
I don't have anything against with what she's doing with her life,, I just enjoy listening her songs..
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